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  • That is one crazy redneck!

  • That BACK,Tire of Yours is going to Skin Yo Ass Alive!

  • well that tire is touching your back, youll regret that if you ever get it started

  • From the treads on that back tire, I can say your ass will be thoroughly cheese grated

  • hey your front tire is flat......

  • Hillbilly racing at its finest

  • i see this at lest once a month and i wish it was real every time

  • hillbilly moped!!! LMFAO

  • My guess is some redneck is going to eat some serious shit when that front tire falls of

  • At least u have an automatic ass scratcher while u ride it

  • you are going to die............painfully 

  • front tire is flat lol

  • scrape your ass on the back tire

  • That tire will eat your ass up...literally

  • That is one ugly dirt bike!!

  • You bike it is not ????????????????? :(

  • It's hard to believe how thick some people are.

    It's a joke. He was just having some fun with some stuff he had laying around.

  • red neck dirt bike

  • @brennanluc ...lol...

  • Your back is gonna hit the tire and your gonna die

  • Dear santa...

  • Not sure why everyone is disliking this, I thought it was pretty funny. Let the man dream for christ sakes. :D

  • you may want some sort of bearing hub system on the back wheel not just a bar through your rim. just a thought...

  • thats a power ride if ive ever seen one.

  • Watch your ass:-)

  • i see the back wheel is safely bolted :DD

  • I can't believe so many people disliked this? Its a scooter with a 1100CC engine!! what's to dislike?...

    Damn pussies, go watch your "how to apply make up" videos!

  • thats gonna give your ass a damm good scraping with that tyre!

  • i think your mom should be proud of you

  • How could you possibly kickstart that engine

    Cool though

  • @thepuzzler1 ....I DONT CARE WHERE YOU KICK IT...OR HOW MANY TIMES YOU KICK IT....IT AIN'T STARTIN!...LIKE I SAID...IT'S FOR DRAG RACIN...AND AFTER YOU DRAG IT AWHILE....YOU'LL BE KICKIN IT ALL OVER!...LOL

  • ahh rednecks

  • A good way to kill yourself. 

  • that aint a scooter

  • come on fella, get this beast up and running, after all, what could possibly go wrong.......hehehe

  • Here's yer sign

  • What happens if you get caught in the back wheel and run your self over

  • Obviously not functional... :\

  • You might be a redneck

  • I think it should've said let there be a DEATH TRAP!! haha

  • this will shave my ass....... off...

  • Lol

  • Now try to kickstart it :))))))

  • wow, nice but look scary when your ass really close to the rear wheel

  • Its just a pile of junk tettering in a pile, give it a kick and it'll all go over.

  • americans ! ;))

  • Dons do a wheely on that thing!

  • Ur gonna cook ur nuts bro hahH

  • Do wheelie!!!!!!!

  • That would leave some monster skid marks (silent library) .

  • lololololololololololololololo­loolololololololololololololol­olololololololololololoolololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololollllololololololololol!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this should be in jeff foxworthy's you might be a redneck jokes ....

  • the back wheel isent atached?

  • hahahahahahaha

  • wheres the rear wheel bearings? what about the frame sitting on the ground? and the pipe swing arm that does nothing but just sit there!

  • so one day your woke up and decided "im gonna take my sons scooter and ramp it he fuck up to 1100 cc you sir are fucking insane

  • It will forever be a pile of scrap, until you finish it... Trust me, I've got plenty of 'scrap piles' laying around. :P

  • Might want to put a fender on that or you're going home from the strip without an ass.

  • My mind sees a massive, horribly painful death!

  • death trap

  • When the pistons and head decided to let loose on that thing, you're going to take a shot to the brain.

  • hmm i think the back tire needs to be a little bit bigger

  • lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololol......

    lololololololololololol... lol

  • nice bike

  • so thats where they got the term "skid marks"

  • looks like that tire can drag you in if your shirt get caught in it since it has no shield

  • heey, dont complain about hes big back wheel, whats if he puts that in the front... poor balls

  • awesome. looks close to the ground

  • its goofy lookin but i like it

  • LOL if ur ass slides to the back of that seat O_O

  • bet you will get some grip with that wheel on lol

  • what if you lean back?

  • Rednecks put a lot of effort into their suicides.

  • It would rip the shit clean out of his ample Ass.

    Your gona need more than bog roll to clean that mess up that's for sure!

  • it needs to be finished

  • how fast does that thing go

  • I don't think so SCOOTER!!!

  • That's cool

  • Lean back while riding.

  • dude....really?

    

  • awsome scooter

  • what will happen if u are driving this at full speed and your butt just comes to meet the rear wheel?????

  • @Arjoonmoal ...i gues i'll get an ASS CHEWING!..LOL

  • @Arjoonmoal Nice one

  • @Arjoonmoal i drove a CB650 with like little menards bolts holding the shocks from the swingarm to the frame. I was 16 and looking for my next bike after i sold my suzuki so i found this CB on craigslist. Went for a little spin and almost lost my Ass, nuts, and whole lower body after hitting a little bump in the roadXD

  • All he did was sit a motor on the scooter and run a pipe to a tire...just for looks doesnt work

  • good luck bud. ur gonna fall on ur ass the second that work if u can get it running

  • JOKE!

  • the rear tire will grind off your ass in some case

  • that thing scratch your ass when you lean back too far?

  • What is the engine blows and destroys your nuts?

  • Man that's hardcore.

  • i wouldntwant to drive that i mean i could fall into that big wheel in the back and get grinded into peices

  • ofcourse it wont work.. where's the fuel tank?

  • when are you going to start back on this project?

  • can you imagine what will happen if your ass fall between the chair and that big wheel? )))))

  • Damn....Sure hope your ass doesn't get caught between the seat and that back tire. You gunna have skidmarks either way on that shit....damn.

  • bad ass

  • Wanna race -:]

  • @silverguitar4 ....you mean drag race?...cause this is strictly for drag racin....and after you drag it for a 1/4 mile....you'll know what i mean!...lol

  • i think my lawnmower could beat that, check it out!

  • @jwhitie1992 ...yeah i did...and that satanic lawnmower would out run most of my bikes too!...check out this guys page....theres some cool stuff there!

  • @jwhitie1992 Your lawnmower is awesome!!!

  • i like it  but i want to see u run it

  • @alex654go funnie you should say RUN it...because it is ....flenstone powered!....lol

  • @thecrazyhenchman lol!.....concider yourself lucky....at 109 years old....youre lucky you can do anything!..lol

  • its not real dont you see the bottom of the frame hits the floor and no gas thank

  • I guesse your ass will hurt after you just slip a bit to the back

  • @dirtydogvideo lol i love saying lol too lol

    lol

  • Now i have seen everything :D

  • you fag

  • Looks like government work

  • if that did even id be scared of it

  • what kind of a motor is that? Vertical twins arent seen all the time anymore.

  • somehow that thing just has bad news written all over it

  • Damn i like that  tire on the back thought..lol

  • hahaha

  • lets hear that thing run dumb ass

  • @chickenhero911 it dosent....unlike your mouth!..lol

  • @dirtydogvideo ha dude nice comeback :D

    nice job on the scooter by the way. its looking a bit low though, you might want to raise it slightly

    That thing is gonna be epic

  • @chickenhero911 lol obvously it doesnt run! just look at it!  fun video tho lol it would be sick if you put it all together! i wonder if that scooter frame could handel it

  • @chickenhero911 Run? It's clearly a joke. It's not attached together. So Who's the dumb ass?

  • ummmm flat tire...

  • Would still be a better ride than a Prius...

  • if u crash, consider ur balls welded to the frame

  • if u crash, consider ur dick welded to the frame

  • @dirtydogvideo HAHA I LOVE IT!! Rock on man that is classic. That back wheel is ace!

  • @dirtydogvideo HAHA Love it! Rock on man! Love the fatty back wheel on that beast too!

  • LOL, THATS SWEEEEEEEET!!

  • Your balls are going to fry. 

  • I use Max Power to do all my big bore kits on the 2 strokes that come in to Pro Cycle. They are out of Madison Wi. Phone #(608) 224-2524 Tell them Billy From Pro Cycle Service told you about them. They do great work.

  • @gpzbilly thanks for the info, i will give them a call when i get ready to put it back together.

  • you should actually build it, its bad ass and even if it dont go very fast it'll still look cool

  • you'll be in the hospital....

  • yeah man get that gas tank

  • WTF? I didn't know you made this video, I've seen it a few times over the years hahahaha

  • i fucking love it. but whats going to move tire couse u cant put a cog on that wheele

  • I like scooters

  • you must be fucking inbread if you thought that load of shit was going to work MEGA FAIL!!!!

  • Looks great from a distance - make the damned thing!

  • yea everyone laugh all they want....this guys gonna kill himself

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL - this is funny ;) Finally someone who doesn't take life so damn serious :))

  • he's a crazy mother an't he ha ha ha !

  • he's a crazy mother<<<<<< an't he ha ha ha !

  • he's a crazy motherfucker an't he ha ha ha !!

  • Wtf? what u use glue?

  • @thesancezzz gravity!..lol

  • @dirtydogvideo hmm yes i know this glue ''Gravity'' its rly nice :)

  • if jesus was alive today thats the scooter he wold drive

  • It's funny that people think this is real. You can tell it's just a motor sitting on top of a scooter with a randome steel tube proped up on the scooter to be next to the tire.

  • that is awsome bet it will do a mad wheelie

  • thats the coolest fucken scooter i have ever seen

  • cool der fette anti sportler darf sich mal drauf setzten, jetzt isser cool :-*

  • How it's ride? :/

  • @dirtydogvideo umad?

  • dear santa...

  • hahahahah fuck that

  • That puts a whole new meaning to "Big Wheel"

  • @lilaznmage15 i could have called it "the ass muncher""lol

  • So when comes the driving part= xD

  • Włącz to ty chuju tłusty to zobaczymy ...

  • hey dorks! its a joke

  • okay.....

  • analysed it too much ^^

  • wow don crazy that moto beaucouse you die hahahaha... xD give back 35 secound my life!!!!!!

  • q lixo

  • Uh?

  • Back wheel isnt attached

  • This is funny in a red green show way! LOL

  • gordo fedido, me deve 35 segundos de vida

  • lmfao

  • that looks like the most redneck thing ive ever seen 

  • no anda???

  • scooter ? wtf

  • LMFAO waste of thought i suppose ^^

    Guess a lil to much smoke eh?

  • @coopercrue rear wheel is not even attached

  • @wor321 i saw. lol