Greg Davies - Live At The Apollo

[TheKindaCoolNerd]

Y U NO MOAR FAMOUS GREG

[xMJHW1]

You pig, you BITCH, She called me a BITCH-- hahahhahaahhaahaha

[neversurreder793]

Mr Gilbert is literally my english teacher.

[lauramax93]

With all this talk of giants and elves, plus a sudden voice in my head saying "You WILL watch LotR and you WILL understand it this time"...

I've got a fab image of him showin up in the new Hobbit movie! That, I would pay to see ;P

[digydigdogdead]

eh,he'snot as funny as he is on the inbetweeners, but it was still entertaining

[ArtOfRuin75]

he is funny! reminds me of rik mayall

[lovetosing228]

lol funny

[rrwryan]

He's shite.

[jotham97]

OMG. DO NOT type in Greg Davies into Google Images. IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN :*(

[slinkiwaffel]

@jotham97 I KNOW LMFAO

[xD3M0NPUN15H3Rx]

I used to be that tall until I took an arrow to the knee.

Y U NO TAKE ARROW TO KNEE? :(

[TheOmegajuice]

tall people are a minority that gets overlooked...

Not without stepladders

[ceirwan]

Waterside

[Joshy375]

He looks like a tall verrsion of rik mayall

[andygooner96]

dusty pelvis lol

[Bumblebeedays]

Oooo Mr Gilbert!!

[badkitty0in0a0corset]

his eyebrows are magical :D

[sandyorange]

i love greg! he's funny!

[sirAthrus]

Who will touch the flesh of the giant?

Lollercoaster!

[Ravenshard019]

YES Greg! My fellow West Midlander! Haha. Its so clear he is simply by how he talks and acts x) love Mr.Davies

[neversurreder793]

WTF is Arse Raptor lol

[hawwy1987]

@neversurreder793 Y'know. A raptor in the shape of an arse.

[ILoveQueen16]

6ft 8 :O i'm 5ft 6 :P

[Ravenshard019]

@ILoveQueen16 As a fellow 5 ft 6er (-female haha), the top of our heads would just reach his shoulder. Eesh haha

[TheStealthWarrior]

The face at 4:37

-Priceless....

[BckToFront]

how has nobody mentioned this channels name?

[MrPENGTINGZ]

Waterside!

[ryko26]

really unfunny - lovey doing stand up...bleurghhh

[neighbour666]

@ryko26 Well, there's nothing like constructive criticism, and that was nothing like constructive criticism, you knob.

[ryko26]

@neighbour666 shut it racist

[neighbour666]

@ryko26 Racist? Where the hell did that come from?! You can have knobs in various stages of stupidity, and in all colours, races, classes and creeds. Anyway, good luck with the therapy. No more answers from me, to argue with a knob makes two knobs, and one's thing clear: with the wit that you have, the only appearance you're going to be having at the Appollo will be emptying the waste- bins. No offence meant :)

[ryko26]

@neighbour666 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Nice one racist!

[neighbour666]

@ryko26 OK! No hard feelings. I thrive on abuse. If I didn't get abused there would be no point in getting up in the morning. :) I blame the drugs. Have a good Tuesday.

[ryko26]

@neighbour666 nice one racist!

[neighbour666]

@ryko26 I am not a racist sir! I treat 'em all with equal contempt! It's the only language they understand.

[ryko26]

@neighbour666 another boring troll bigot

[neighbour666]

@ryko26 @ryko26 Just when I thought you may have some humour and more than one brain cell working. And you're accusing me of being a troll? From a spotty, stupid adolescent who has no sense of grammar and can't even spell? If you had twice as much wit, you'd be a half wit, now do us all a favour and go stick your head up a dead bear's arse. Troll indeed! I'm at a fire station at the moment and we all had a good laugh at your expense! Bye bye, you knob-end.

[ryko26]

@neighbour666 "I'm at a fire station at the moment and we all had a good laugh at your expense"

Jesus! What a TWAT!

[Driptweet]

"Or Mr. Gilbert if it turns you on..."

Why yes. Yes it does.

[ABrickInAWall1]

That guy really needs a mirror at home, that shirt was tiny. Then again it would probably fit three normal people.

[jameswandii]

I walked by him earlier in Leicester lol. Damn he's tall!

[handbuiltbyrobots1]

Does any body know who the version of "I wish" was by that he came on to?

[badgerswalk]

Aye Aye from Bangkok

[96xXxspence]

7:48. = yoda.

[MoonRoofBack]

He taught English and Drama at my school. He never told us any jokes though.

[Areyourealythatdumb]

@MoonRoofBack was he a fun teacher?

[MoonRoofBack]

@Areyourealythatdumb Yeah he was great, he was always a bit wacky.

[Areyourealythatdumb]

@MoonRoofBack cool - i was hoping he was a nice guy off stage too ;)

[KateJade15]

"My name is Greg Davies...or Mr Gilbert if it turns you on."

:D

[harv1911]

Ahh yeah ten percent would be about right

[gumtreewallow]

Why isn't the bit about the school children in?! D:

[ThatRainbirdGirl]

@gumtreewallow That was a different appearance, I think! (: x

[StudioBurst]

he's funny, but i think he'd be hilarious if he did the stand-up with a straight face instead of laughing at his own jokes, Mr Gilbert style would be epic :D

[habashmi]

absoloute legend!

[Kodebreaker137]

Met him twice, such a down to earth bloke, seeing his Cheeseballs gig for the 3rd time in November xD

[clioisgreat]

Is it me or does he look a bit like Rik Mayall?

[topbluffa1]

@clioisgreat

yes he does i said this to my freind the other day before seeing your comment.

he is like Rik mayels big tall brother lol.

but i know what you mean they both have that same devil kind of face.

[despicableme101]

hes sooooooooooooooooooooooooo tall

[Fergusforslipknot]

6'8?! jeeesus

[darkabyss93]

'my point is, don't mess with me little people.. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!

LOL! <3

[Aerenmerksmw2]

@darkabyss93 LMAO

[lovetosing228]

@darkabyss93 ooooo look who's tryin to show off and b a big boy:-)

[darkabyss93]

@lovetosing228 sorry what?

[47727585]

Does anybody know what song Greg walks on to?

[silentboy12]

@47727585 skee lo i wish

[47727585]

@silentboy12 Thanks!

[iiish075iii]

He 6ft 8

[mende75]

I laughed so hard, I cried. Freaking funny.

[2franciss]

Haha 7ft4, Im 6ft10 so you'd definetly be dwarfing me!

[podgekav]

Your a virgin, arnt u mckenzie

[MrMu5iQ]

JORDAN... 4:36 that is all

[csiblade1]

"hello my little friends...."

[filks123]

hehehehe penis

[MadAboutAltonTowers]

YES GILBERT

[Th3M4sT3rful]

mr. gilbert turns me on

[DonforDead]

GILBERT!!

[dogface1111]

seen him in llanelli . awesome

[30Ciaran]

Coffee? yeah right!!

[DaltonStokie]

Greg Davies's Stand-up is simply awful.

[jameshenrick07]

he reminds me a bit of rick mayal:)

[fuckamericanidiot]

@jameshenrick07 me too

[PassionatelyDramatic]

@jameshenrick07 Rik Mayall

[itsjustsarahh]

'expecting to turn her pelvis to dust on contact..they call me dusty pelvis..what? doesnt make sense, i've had a lot of coffee'...LOL.

[KotowTV]

" HAHAHA ONE OF THE JOKES FROM THE VIDEO TO RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE AND BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO WATCHES YOU TUBE IS DEAF "

[Thedenage]

6ft 8!!! fooking hell lol greg is awesome though :D

[2k10cal]

i'm 5'11 and 13 years old, love being tall for my age, the fact i can look down at my mum and dad is pretty nice

[elfo110]

@2k10cal im 19 and only 2 inches shorter than him lol 6'6 lol i hate it, i get the same response as him, "oo arent you tall" "am i :O"

[2k10cal]

@elfo110 lol whenever someone says that to me i just think "yes, i am, i could crush you if your not careful" ;)

[elfo110]

@2k10cal i get the usual ,"hows teh weather up there" ¬_¬ "cloudy with a chance of rain and my fist"

[2k10cal]

@elfo110 yer, i don't usually get that but if it's a small person i know i'll just pick them up

[ohgoditsjames94]

@elfo110 lol :P I'm nearly 7 foot 4 and I turned 17 in June, ><

[AngelBiLove]

@ohgoditsjames94 there you are again lol

[ohgoditsjames94]

@AngelBiLove :P

[AngelBiLove]

@ohgoditsjames94 So honestly, even grag davies brings up his penor length. surprisingly average for man of his height. now, your 17 and ur taller than my fucking pet t-rex so honest to god ur penor should be 2 feet or something o.o Being bi im quite interested infiguring out if the myth of body-length/penile length is true or false. So i can see which guys in college ima wanna go to bed with, u see?

[ohgoditsjames94]

@AngelBiLove I'm sorry, I am ever so slightly creeped out :P

[AngelBiLove]

@ohgoditsjames94 Understand that xD but fucking christ 7 foot 4 is not human. thats like.. -grabs google- 2 24 meter thats fucking HUGE. that just makes me thing "is everything to size?"

[GLasscL]

@valebatz- quality I think everyone that saw him would have same opinion as us. The fact that he was such a gentelman topped it for me. Cheers

[ikgamar]

I thought he was funny

[klassklassklass]

blah blah, I'm tall, blah blah my Dad said this.....blah blah - nice, but not funny

[monkeymanisons]

@klassklassklass ... but most comidians do that, inless your one of thoose douche bags who fine kicking peoples balls funny.

[05brittone]

she went ehhh!! and i went oooo? :L hahaha

[moshpotpaul]

"I don't, I'm asthmatic" the line before that made me cry!

[GameMusicCompiIation]

he rick mayal

[LOTRFanFromScotland]

@GameMusicCompiIation He does look like Rick Mayal! I thought it was just me!

[tommonator]

@LOTRFanFromScotland he also reminds me of stewie griffin too

[GiantessGirl]

Don't mess with me, little people, I will destroy you!

[gazmini81]

what a nice guy  like him lots

thanks mr gilbert

[GLasscL]

Just got back from his show, very funny and an absolute gentelman , really friendly , what a top top man !!!!!

[valebatz]

@GLasscL - he came to The Stables near the start of his tour in October, absolutely brought the roof down! One of the funniest comedians I've seen in a long time. Top bloke and even did some Q&A at the end!

[shamblesman]

he is a very funny bloke..love his great stories..and especially his references to his Dad...classic.



[TardisGameRoom]

6' 8" here. Love Greg, he's awesome!

[stableflea]

cant wait to see him

[xcarlyxmariex]

Wow! I'm 20 and he's exactly a foot and a half taller than me! :O

[JimmyPlayz]

The Bloated course of Rick Mayall xD

[neo9021]

dont mess with me little people i will destroy you

[MrRobertCaple]

I'm 6ft 4 and he makes me feel small :( it's great when people comment on how tall you are though xD and it's funny when you have lots of short friends. Although tbh, shorter girls are cute. You can almost pick them up and put them in your pocket :)

[xIViperukIx]

@MrRobertCaple I could not agree more with you on that last part! I'm 6ft 4" and my girlfriend is like only 5ft 4" and she is so cute because of that! ahaha :)

[ARHCxXxOO7]

Rik Mayall ???

[ARHCxXxOO7]

Seen him live - hes great

[PartridgeMC]

Seeing him live in april, yay :)

[PocketRocketPRP]

Love greg davies

[TheReenix]

I know a 6'9'' guy with a thick West Country accent. It is indeed terrifying.

[disneylove2411]

they call me dusty pelvis! what.. ive had a lot of coffee

[Helenheaven25]

he is an actual genius - if you like this you should definately check out his show 'we are klang' which is just hilarious :)

[stevenuuu1212]

Nice bit of Skeelo at the beggining

[newmattygosling]

MR GILBERT! :D

[zsimmitus]

HE TAUGHT AT MY SCHOOL.

[8Dicecoldbaby]

MIDLANDS :D it's true, im tall for my age and people who know how old i am always go 'oohh your tall aren't you' VERY annoying-i feel his pain

[NarutoRocks36]

@8Dicecoldbaby Yeah me too. It's harder if you're a girl.

[8Dicecoldbaby]

@NarutoRocks36 I no, I am a girl its so annoying.

[NarutoRocks36]

@8Dicecoldbaby Deffo I'm 5'11" how about you?

[8Dicecoldbaby]

@NarutoRocks36 not sure :s im 13 and people look up to me and thats all i know

[secretceleb001]

@8Dicecoldbaby tbh i was short until i was like 17 then i got huge, chances are you won't get that much taller and people will end up looking down on you; problem solved

[dazermurray1]

06:27 best bit funny as fuck thumbs up

[Tsugo582]

Haha. Was that tiny Thai woman Gollum?

[AllyWheels]

Very funny routine. Needs a better ending though to make it perfect.

[DuchessLevy]

Genuinely funny, laughed out loud at this man when I saw the programme the other night, MUCH better than the american bloke, thanks for uploading this Arse person, I've watched it again twice so far and he still makes me laugh

[acn2k10]

awesome

[WTP2k]

I thought he was awesome.

[hikoolyo]

Was expecting better, Seen His other stand up and had to say it was a lot better imo. Thanks for the upload though ArseRaptor :)

[MPHACheckers155]

lmfao!

'im giving u a pound u little bastard!'