How to kill a kitten with a head squeeze

[nijaburger]

this is so stupid. he didnt even kill the cat. jeez

[TheCameron6666]

That makes them go to sleep not kill them I hope not

[oceanskyofleafclan]

OK THIS IS BULL SHIT!!!!!! WHAT DUMB ASS WOULD POST THIS KIND OF GRUESOME THING ON YOUTUBE!!!??? I LUV CATS!!!! AND I FOR ONE THINK IT IS VERY VERY DUMB ASS BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!! I THINK ANIMAL CRUELTY SHOULD COMPLETELY STOP!!! GIVE ME THUMBS UP IF U AGREE!!!

[buchan2]

@oceanskyofleafclan Ahahah what a dumb ass bitch... it only made the lil kitty fall asleep... people like you need to be sterilizer or culled.

[figgy190]

@oceanskyofleafclan You my good friend need to calm the fuck down, it just puts him/her to sleep, not death! and i'm quite sure that the owner would not want to kill his cute kitten

[1955JAFO]

Well...that was a waste of time and skin. Thanks for nothing.

[1955JAFO]

I'm going to try that right now...my cat won't stop meowing.

[MrLOWolf]

Notice how his heart is still beating after he supposedly"dies"

[mabea2010]

I will not watch this video, even the title is ill-no matter what they show

[mabea2010]

what's funny?? This is sick! AND Perverse!

[doodyxdaniels]

EUTHANIZED HIS ASS...with love <3

[MangaArtFanBoy]

lol before you dislike the video you might want to pay attention to it's chest beating

[laiholapso]

@MangaArtFanBoy it; s not the point it's just the sick idea behind the video

[reiltin1]

A pity someone doesn't crush YOUR (clearly empty) head. You may not have been serious about it but there are lots of people who believe that the only good cat is a dead cat. Don't encourage them.

[SunnySweetieJJ]

@reiltin1 wait it's fine.. the cat was just woken up and then he squeezed his eyes gently so it went back to sleep.

[TheJacob231]

hes only sleaping ppl its fine i do it with my cats all the time



[downfor69]

why would u even post a video with such a stupid title?!

[ElohiAdanvdo]

Misleading title, cute video.

Is naptime.

[IVAN1997526RTY]

i tryed to my cat that, he is 5 years old, he bit me

[reiltin1]

@IVAN1997526RTY More power to the cat.

[djsanderson2001]

the cat still breathing dumbie

[maseischafer]

@djsanderson2001 Its a joke, "dumbie"

[Lairaa87]

People don't know what to write anymore to get the views on their videos...

If you would've named the video "How to put a kitten to sleep" people would've

tried to troll you less.

[chairincarnate]

>Watch video

>It is adorable

>Scroll down to comments

If I ever take control of a country I will track down anyone with a youtube account and have him publicly raped executed and force fed to his family members.

[Limedable]

Aww, that was really cute :)

[LOL37612]

Hey Stupid People Its still breathing so stop cursing u dumbass -.-

[shankenbake82]

it's not dead

[iggybug1]

misleading title

[Jetzz101]

ITS TIRED



[Zackenausderkrone]

Was ein Dreckiger WICHSER!!! Ich bring dich um!!!! STOP ANIMAL CRUSHING!!! IT`S A CRIME!!!!

[Tokibliss]

The kittens are not hurt at all, you guys are all overreacting. The kitten is actually in a lot of comfort and is very calm about his hand gesture. If a cat was about to die like that, don't you think they would have reacted? It's in their instinct. The cat it adorable <3

[ShadowPaw24]

THATS NOT HOW U GET RID OF A KITTEN!! YOU GIVE IT TO SOMEONE!! U HONESTLY THINK ILL BELIEVE U KILLED IT??? I COULD STILL SEE IT BREATHING!

[Limedable]

@ShadowPaw24 Of course it's breathing, it's FUCKING JOKE.

Understand that, and get out the fucking basement.

[TheReevessss]

Amordegenerate. If you can't simply love a kitten (as you expect to be respected for love) then give it to a Shelter for re-homing if all you can think of is cruelty. Can't you people occupy your minds with something more useful? How do you face yourselves? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Inflict pain on yourselves for a change and be reminded how it feels. Not very nice; is it? You shouldn't be touching their sacred heads or any parts. You should pray to God for forgiveness.

[princecyril1]

its still breathing you idiot



[Lithiiumfl0wer]

lol ur mean u hurt a kitten u basterd

[95Titanium]

the kitteh got tired of your nonsense and fell asleep

[09171966ils]

i know that trick, it makes a cat sleep

[antaressuper1966]

scum bastard doing that 2 a kitten, u someday will be judged for doing this, your time will come

[BigRon092]

My dad had a cat problem. He took out his Smith & Wesson K-22 Masterpiece, and just shot them dead from the upstairs window of his condo, and threw out the bodies. I told him that the local police would lock him up for doing this. He said "fuck it, I'm 72 years old, let them put me in jail, I don't care" ROFL! I inherited his gun, but am reluctant to start dropping cats. Is there any method of either killing them inconspicuously, or atleast repelling them, that I can use?

[Lithiiumfl0wer]

@BigRon092 thats a bit rough eh!

[lupitalinda123]

Hhhh

[lupitalinda123]

My cusin Eddie gautan did that to your mom last night and she wanted more but she was dead just like the cat

[IcingYousing]

If you're not stupid you realize the cat is still breathing :P

[15quatloos15]

you owe me a dead cat.

[danceswithwolfs78]

That's horrible!!!

[kittysnickers125]

this person is a dumbass!!!

[robbie4035able]

misleading and cruel dumbass.

[Daniel96sj]

you must be literally retarded if you think its dead hahahahah

[WTFpoopstar]

hes not dead i saw him breathing look at his stomoch if he was dead he wouldint be moving his stomoch duhh

[NicholasDFlood]

You sick bastard there are a living being and you would think just think killing then, you are a killer and your going to hell when you die.

[AMORDEGENERATE]

@NicholasDFlood I lol'd .

[NicholasDFlood]

@AMORDEGENERATE ???

[SnakeSalmon8izback]

@NicholasDFlood fuck you you hypocrite christian trash

[NicholasDFlood]

@SnakeSalmon8izback You will know when it happens if you do that to a kitten your going to hell when you die. Cats are living creatures and they should be talking care of and loved. You are wrong for even thinking of murdering a cute harmless kitten. I am going to defently flag this video because it showing murder and abuse of living creature who is completey harmless.

[AMORDEGENERATE]

@NicholasDFlood I'm laughing so hard because you seriously believe he killed the cat . :D Wtf, no? It puts them to sleep. I do it to my kitten all the time to calm her down. Religion makes you gullible to anything, huh?

[NicholasDFlood]

@AMORDEGENERATE Well still its abuse in what I think, it still abuse even if he did not kill the cat.

[SnakeSalmon8izback]

@NicholasDFlood idiot, touching a cat isn't killing it, and two, you kill millions of innocent living creatures everyday and could care less because they arn't " oh so cute and fuzzy" three, this is a cat video, not a childrens fairy tales video

[NicholasDFlood]

@SnakeSalmon8izback Can we just stop talking about this is done and over with. I do not care about this stupid video, its fake and its stupid. Its done and over with and lets start moving on with our lives, we have more important things talk about then this stupid, fake video.

[SnakeSalmon8izback]

@NicholasDFlood only because your accepting defeat and not resorting to overdrive-trolling like most people do when they lose an agruement

[NicholasDFlood]

@SnakeSalmon8izback I do not care any more just say ok and we will stop this stupid agruement. Its done and over with let just try to talk about another topic. It just getting really stupid, this guy made a little joke and prentented to kill his kitten, we should just try forget about joke and move on with our lives ok.

[dylan123466]

@NicholasDFlood bro he just put that kitten to sleep hell cant you see the kitten was still breathing

[NicholasDFlood]

@dylan123466 I know I do not care, this my last comment on this video, I do not want people to repley to this comment I just want to leave it how it is, you may read it but do not repley to it.

[Koalasaurus123]

why are there so many dislikes? -.- did people actually just come here to dislike and didnt even watch the vid?

[emochick956]

aweee cute kitty :3

[TripfriendTager]

it's magic it worked my dad works at cat he told me and he let me try it...

[lovinmzre]

awwww. so sleepy!

[beardiesrule1]

Its fake. Try it with your own cat. You can tell the kitten was still breathing

[SchlippofdaWeek]

@beardiesrule1 you don't say! :D

[adwwghoost]

Who put up this kind of thing ? :P

[Juanspyro]

I dont know if its me, but that cat is breathing...

[momimdone]

@mowbuss I meant beating

[MilkyWay321000]

what on eartht is wrong with you

[mowbuss]

Is this the same kitten thats paralyzed?

[sciencechica]

You mutha fuckin sick bastard cats and any type of animal have feelings and I cried watching this!! You fucking sick assholes

[AuraStriker96]

@sciencechica he didn't kill it -_- don't piss the bed. The cat was extremely tired and he closed its eyes and it fell asleep....

[cityisonfire1]

@sciencechica -_- ... are you all serious? They didn't kill the cat... its a fuckin joke... they helped the kitten pass out...

[The5thAstronaut]

@sciencechica dipshit

[KylaMarieLovesYou]

wtf people are so fucking stupid smfgdh



[Nerfnut64]

your fucking sick.

[chloe7829]

You're a sadist who should have his/hers head "gently" squeezed

[momimdone]

his heart was breathing idiot

[Skellzify]

@momimdone How the fuck a hearth can breath?

[momimdone]

@Skellzify did I say breath, I meant beating

[mowbuss]

@momimdone

Really? Breathing? You sure about that? The kittens heart was breathing?

[xKenFlowx]

lol all cats do that

[jamiahd99]

It's still alive

[FaeFirefly]

People who came here because they wanted to see a kitten die : YOU'VE JUST BEEN MASTER TROLLED.

I thought this was so cute <3 I knew such a video wouldn't be up. (: It'd get immediately taken down.

[CottonEmoCandii]

Dumbass you didn't kill it,you put it to sleep.

[The5thAstronaut]

@CottonEmoCandii no shit sherlock

[1coolcod]

dumb fuck cats still breathing

[Muffins1222]

Its not dead! Its still breating ! :P

[shoeywhite]

u ass hole what the fuk dont fukin kill that poor little thing

u could of put it up for adoption

[JakeObnial]

He made he title using a metaphor.. don't be too angry.

[MsHipsterfreak]

did he really just kill that fucking kitten?!?!?!?!?!?!

[turtle08s]

@MsHipsterfreak he just made it fall asleep don't worry if you watch you can still see it breathing at the end

[ThatCuteGirl99]

Title should be 'How to make a kitten fall asleep' Lol not KILL

[phambo101]

The title to this video should read: "HOW TO TURN A REDNECK KITTEN INTO A SLANT EYED ORIENTAL KITTEN."

[superlove4cats]

Awwwwwwwww that's so nice guys don't say bad words he's petting the cat I do that to my cat and he likes it but he doesn't fall asleep he licks me LOL PS ur cat is very cute

[ghostalex897]

Asshole

[BabYgUrl1010100]

it fake cuz its stumick was movin

[totalrandomosity]

Aww u made it fall asleep :)

[Samira00Haque]

i wonder if this will work on any cat, or is that cat just trained to play dead? now thats the question...

[Spottedleaf341]

@theresonlyoneash Omg. I fucking hate it...for a second i was OH HELL NAW! YHU AINT KILLING THAT CAT WITHOUT SOME CAT LOVER (Like me) KILLING YHU! FUCK No!

[Moonfight]

Oh wie süß, kleine Katzen sind schnell müde. :3

[arjhay514]

haha cute..tricks..

[AssassinationGrunt]

-I like pom

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-You misread

[Samota0]

: ) He's not even squeezing that cat's head.He's not even applying pressure,just curling his finger above it's fur.

[pokebert]

If it's dead, why is it breathing?

[tinoisajew1]

its not dead you dramatic pussies

[jjtop1819]

i know your ugly ass aint just kill a harmless kitty

[alexanderkristjan99]

if that cat is dead fuck you 

[PetaloDormido]

aaaaaaaaaaaaw sooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[RandomBananaSalad]

KITTENS TO HELL HAHAHA

[TheMoon99999]

good because it would be horrible if someone made a video of that by the way how long do they sleep for

[Katie99603]

God what the hell your problem!!!

[terminalyCapiricious]

Okay all the people getting pissed at this guy

are you mad that he 'killed the kitten?' because if so the kitten is still breathing.

are you mad that he didnt kill the cat? Go masturbate to some road kill you sick people.

Are you mad because of the misleading title? you are either of the two people above or you REALLY dont know how to take a joke.

[EricxExploit]

xDDDD omg that was so funny, the cat's just like -___-

[kroach2635]

Hey did anyone see that the kitten was still breathing?

[sn3kydillan8]

why u mudder

[mcmelissamathers]

hey he didnt really hurt it, i massage my boyfriend like that

[denzel387]

you are fucking ass ho

[TheAlphaWolfLuna]

flagged for misleading title/text

that kitten didnt die it fell asleep morron!

[hardwirecars]

flagged for misleading title.

[MrSquidman1001]

Thanks for ruining my day, you heartless asshole

[rennigan100]

I love all animals !!

[thespeedofdeath]

what? i wanted some kitten killin

[blackheartbfmv]

@thespeedofdeath fack u ash hole

[thespeedofdeath]

@blackheartbfmv chill :D

[equap]

my eyes are close

noone sees me

yey i cant sleep and its for free

:-)

[crozzam]

It's totally obvious that no one has the guts to do that and you dint kill it you made it go to sleep it was BREATHING. faggot

[denny143me]

its just sleeping you idiot..!!

[GirlOfManyCuts]

Oh nooooooooooo poor baby how could u terrible terrible human u made him........ Made him.....SLEEP!!!

[emilyrock1231]

Poor kitty oh wait it's SLEEPING

[singhoff123]

after its head fell, still breathing...

[singhoff123]

guys it was breathing -_-

[MultiHendo]

man: hahahahaha

cat: carl, get a fucking girlfriend….

[doublesmithy]

he put it unconssious

[moores54940]

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE



[crispycreams45]

That is a cute kitten but you're a douche bag, though I am glad you didn't actually kill the kitten. Oh, and to all those who wanted to see the kitten die, you suck:)

[votovoto25]

maaagig

[spider57able]

Ur messed up man dead or alivw

[xbox0x]

its stiil alive

[13WOLVEN]

cat: is it bed time all ready?

[AkiraMifuneBrooks46]

i dislike the title <.<

[LankanTVPresenter]

@AkiraMifuneBrooks46 aand I dislike your username. its too long and confusing and it makes no sense.

[demonfox0000]

Man:See this is how u kill a kitten -Squeezes Cat-

Cat:Ugh...Guess time to play dead again

[holstlog7791]

its obviously still breathing

[lolly123390]

awwhhh!!!

[rickjcdas]

no hes to cute to die

[ArtistikVision]

lol, cool, i've never seen that before.

[popo15260]

you fucken jack ass how dar you kill that kitten fucker i will kill you mother fucker

[linketlegendofzelda]

@popo15260 That was just the kittens pressure point it is njust sleeping.

[popo15260]

you fucken jack ass

[missjennjenn1999]

If they aculy killed the kitten it would b off of youtube and it was still breathing

[Edbackflip]

Mother fucker

[ekrfoj12]

its an easy way to pill a cat!

[Kaaxe]

You human being actually thought he died??  >.<''

[JohnPiperBoots]

The title should be changed to "how to make a kitten go to SLEEP fast" ***NOT*** kill !

[dwiilaster]

yup im in that weird part of youtube again...

[Jessh1905]

@dwiilaster I always end up here...

[Extremefighters]

338 were to lazy to view the video...

[Animal00Kaiser]

Does that work with cats? Cos'I've got two cats huntin me right now

[xxnickgee33xx]

Awe(:

[TheMeowmeows99]

D'awww... :3

[shankenbake82]

What a cute kittie

[yosoyryuk]

I SEE THAT HE IS BREATHING, HE IS JUST SLEEPING

[Hal0xOwNsxU]

kill= sleep cause it waz breathing

[TheMoon99999]

You sick twisted evil you sick twisted bastards you don't say it waz funnyand you don't kill a kitten it's a living thing

[Jessh1905]

@TheMoon99999 He didnt actually kill the kitten, its a technic to make the kitten fall asleep. Yes the title is stupidly misleading but did you seriously think that the kitten would "die" without fighting?