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  • 3:50 lol

  • this is my favorite movie! its so great!! <3

  • This is one of the coolest pictures in cinema. You are pretty fuckin cool John Cusack.

  • Whoa whoa whoa chatty cathy, clip your string, I don't need ta know.

  • Classic scene.. well, classic movie.

    War. I.N.C. doesnt compare to this movie.

  • "Like I'm going to put a bullet hole your fucking forehead and I'm going to fuck your brain hole!"

    "Nice talk sugar mouth." LMAO

  • 1 person got hit

  • @OrganicAudioRecordrs

    Another person can't be original.

  • @FUCKxUxNxURxMOTHERx2

    Look, I don't want to get in a semantic argument with you... :)

  • @OrganicAudioRecordrs

    I don't think you'd be able to.

  • @FUCKxUxNxURxMOTHERx2 ha whoa there chatty cathy...

  • @OrganicAudioRecordrs

    I'M GONNA PUT A BULLET HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING' FOREHEAD AND THEN I'M GONNA FUCK THE BRAIN HOLE!

  • This film makes me wanna put a raisin in my bottom. For, like, ages.

  • "I don't wnat to get into a semantic argument with you, I just want the protein!" Priceless scene.

  • This scene has one of the highest concentration of great lines ever... nada omlet, brown bagging it mr grocer, me...go G... on you... high density brilliance.

  • 1 person is a poochie puncher.

  • Akyroyd is such a good actor you could cast him as a minor character with no spoken part and he would make it a better movie. He could probably have saved Gigli.

  • Love the way they're looking craftily at each other while she reads off the specials... two totally paranoid knuckleheads...

  • Ah, Mr Grocer... and he's brown-bagging it today... LOVE this scene, some of the best dialog in the flick.

  • "What do you say we put away our guns, forget the whole goddamn thing, and have some breakfast, alright?"

  • Pooch puncher!

  • @Minus42Zero You forgot "poodle pumper" & "hound hitter"... %-D 

  • I LOVE THIS!JOHN I SWARE I DIED LAUGHING WATCHING THIS!LMBO!

  • OMG, I forgot what a great scene this was. "I'm gonna put a bullitt in your forehead and fuck the brain hole". LOL... that's brilliant writing right there.

  • Did they actually shoot when the glass dropped? I never could tell.

  • @tokinblckgie Nope, Blank created a distraction by dropping the plate.

  • POPCORN

  • "Oh oh oh, oh oh ho!" I'd love to leave a cafe doing that.

  • it's so awesome how they order :D

    and then when martin's like "i don't want to get into a semantic argument over it i just want the protein alright?

  • It don't do it, I ingest it by order of my neuroloigst. It's lethal

  • @fridogg I believe he says "it's legal"

    Hilarious scene, great movie.

  • The waitress's reaction to Grocer's "fuck the brainhole" is just classic.

  • Dan Aykroyd's odd references are fcuking hilarious- "woah, woah chatty cathy, clip your string".

  • pmsl @ 4:05

  • "chatty cathy"

  • doin a dog...what does that actually mean? D: (poodle pumper, hound hitter, pooch puncher) xD

  • @LinaFann093 I guess Martin (Jon Cusack) accidentally shot a dog on a hit in Oregon (could be wrong on the details, though)

  • 3:55

    Fuck the brain hole.

  • Nice talk, Sugar-Mouth.

  • Hee hee...when Dan's giving his order, he's channelling a little bit of his Joe Friday character from "Dragnet".

    This movie (and two soundtracks) rocks.

  • Easy there, chief. I don't see hollow-point wound care on the menu

    Ha Ha

  • What I love about this exchange is that John Cusack makes his living as a hired hit man and doesn't feel bad about killing people on a daily basis...yet he gets completely offended when his fellow hitmen think that he's hurt a dog. Ahh the irony.

  • ooh ooh ooh!

  • "And don't say DO IT because I don't DO IT. I ingest it. On orders from my neurophysiologist."

    My favorite line from that exchange

  • look, I dont want to get into a semantic arguement it...haha

    fuck john cusack is the man.

  • A brilliant scene between two talents that i don't think will ever really fully get the credit they deserve.

    I love this movie.

    "Me? Go G? On you? NEVER!"

  • easy there chief.. I don't see hollow-point wound care on the menu lol

  • Ha, the whole scene is so funny

  • hahahaha yeah I cant stop saying that now.

  • Dan Aykroyd - funny as hell.

  • Poodle Pumper...

    Hound Hitter...

    Pooch Puncher...

  • One of my all time favorites.

  • "you had the not an omleete lol

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  • Strange scene - the other diners don't seem to notice the near-gunfight breaking out, though the waitress is alarmed.

  • they don't make cool movies like this anymore

  • "the marks were all YOUR CLIENT'S prize hunting pup"

    ??? was there a character name there they replaced?

  • I don't understand the wording either because it sounds like there's a skip in the audio there.

    However, later in the movie, Martin says that the dogs millionaire owner hired the guy from the shootout at the Ultimart to kill him because Martin accidentally killed his dog.

  • Right I get the audio there's just a noticeable replacement when he says "your client's".

    It's like he said "because it was DONALD TRUMP" and they yanked donald trump and replaced it. I just wonder what the name was.

  • egg white is bad for you lol

  • this is the best movie ever why o why doesn't it get the recognition it deserves this is what i call the perfect movie in every way.

  • veronicadredd22 wrote [this is the best movie ever, why o why doesn't it get the recognition it deserves ] It did get some low-ranking position in a top of Empire magazine = Best 100? / 500? movies ever, but others like: -The Great Gatsby- , -The Passion of the Christ- , -The Thin Red Line-, etc did Not even get a mention. Maybe George Bush himself , a "culture vulture" , vettoED them : (

  • The Thin Red Line came out at a bad time and Saving Private Ryan pretty much fucked it in the ass. The Great Gatsby was a GREAT book, and a pretty good movie, but not top 100 worthy. The Passion was a great movie, but it is too religious to ever be put on any list. Basically, Hollywood is ran by a bunch of Jews and they would NEVER put a movie like The Passion in a top 100 list. Peace.

  • your mothers ass included

  • @veronicadredd22 This movie is far too smart and complex for the common Hollywood fan who needs to be told when to laugh, when to jump, when to say ooo and aah, etc.. These characters have personalities and back stories, not just lines to recite and mugging for the camera. ;-)

  • @BMFRaw Well said! And I can't agree with you more! This is one of my favorites of all time!

  • Workers of the world unite..

  • This scene is so damn funny!

  • "Nice talk sugar mouth."

    Love this movie.

  • this movie is pretty cool, very underrated on imdb though

  • "Fuck the brain-hole!!!"

  • makes Prozac feel like a decaf latte

  • pooch puncher

  • One of my favorite movies... I love the dialog

  • go G?

  • Never!

  • On you?

  • Such amazing men!

    Cusack<333 ;):D

  • bingbingbing bang POPCORN!

  • gracias por subir esta película, es lo más.

  • i love this scene!

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