Bidets (LIVE)

[randomist1998]

Omg ur a comedian i love comedians

[MizzElissa]

I love your ending.

I hope you get famous someday.

[Smokles3]

That is by far the single most hilarious thing I have ever seen. I've been watching your videos for a long while now, but this is just amazing. I'm still trying to catch my breath. Keep it up!

[creepykels]

i'm dying to see more of these

[babymuffinsxo]

phenomenal

[Abbytheweird]

I love you, I really do. But nothing compares to the man's hearty laugh.

[theeblakester002]

like seriously, were you just born amazing or was it like something you had to try for?

[NoMoreTheFatKid]

You are amazing :) Woud love to see more!

[Sabre809]

I'm a stand-up comic my self, and I just have to say your really great, if you ever get the tiniest doubt in your mind about comedy, take it out immediately, you are good at this...Now I just need to follow my own advice. Wish the best for you!

[Acrylicnailzrd0p3]

you're amazing!

I would love to see more :]

(i already watched the other one)

[trickyricketts]

i want... to marry you. lol. your fantastic!!!!

[LaddRusso91]

subed just for this clip

[LaddRusso91]

aww you bad

[nekoru5]

that was surprisingly good

[TheElectricDreamer93]

X-D

[edwardrocks888]

you want to be my big brother replacement?

[indiwasnothere]

Press 4 for epic laughter. XD

[therealvaan]

omg that was really funny alittle gay but that what made it great. <3

[Martinopolise]

you need to make more vids of you doing standup youre great

[XxMonsterMikkixX]

You're the shizz. SO what if people don't think you're the funniest person in the world. so what if your jokes are controversial. Anyone ever hear of ANDY KAUFMAN? lol

[francescamaries]

this was really funny! haha i have a really weird sense of humor but this actually made me laugh quite a bit! good job!

[orbital151]

LOL!

[thatkidwhosawesome12]

that was really good! wow lol

[dillpickleboocutie]

Amazing, absolutely hilarious

[egglooke]

Absolutely sensational!

[xxbloodydestitutexx]

This is amazing.

I'm not going to ask you to marry me... just your talent. I'm asking your talent's hand in marriage. I hope that is alright

[kingbrittney]

this is great, don't stop.



[Str4wb3rryM00nP13]

All of it was hilarious! I died at "with not prior warning...or foreplay.." HAHAHA! And omg I remember your older video where you talked about pleasuring your dog before. So funny. =)

[zomgEricka]

haha the sexually pleasing bit. xDD

[lbfyf]

soo funny!!!!



[celeste062389]

Laughed the whole way through.

[Beloved0fTheEndless]

i died. youre so funny.

[tommygirl455]

No foreplay, hahah :) this was good. I liked the "finally" bit. You're really good! I really enjoyed the whole thing. I just want to quote it all the time.

[skittalz4all]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[goongycakes]

this was really natural, it wasn't weird like most comics tend to be when they start. this was actually really good. your jokes are good and funny but i'm sure you could do 100 times better but that comes with time. keep it up dude

[charmedlover92614]

hilarious! 

[sharpspike06]

LOL!!!!! YOU ARE A NATURAL!! YOU NEED TO BE ON COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS!!!!!

[JmoROCKpants]

drew this is kick-ass. kudos to you

[MarSkai]

All totally golden material! "well, finally ... like this is day one as far as I'm concerned... " ha HAAA! "...and in heaven I had warm air blown on my ass by a very willing group of angels." and the caught me off guard bit... Priceless! So funny, especially since I was picturing how dogs sometimes will present their ass, arch their backs, groan, and/or squint their eyes. Thanks for the laughs!

[UvNvowns]

"i knew something was missing from my life, i just couldn't put my asshole on it." bahaha

[METAL80sFAN666]

It was really funny :)

[spulian]

i dunno if someone's said this already (cause I'm not gonna look through all the comments), but I think you should've had a better segway into the dog portion. But either way, I found this hilarious.

[ScarTissue111907]

your 6th time performing? wow, most comics on tv have been doing it for years and suck. hope you keep doing stand-up, cause i think you've got it

[heyyallgal787]

This is hilarious

[ixSalai]

dude, id love to see more of these! youre an inspiration :D

[dreotingle]

This was really good. You genuinely made me laugh like the "famous" comedians do :D

[MsxGini]

yeah your style fits stand up well. this was good. a lot of the material in your videos could be put in a stand up show, i think? anyway, well done and good luck :]

[jrdnlzn]

What a coincidence... today i was at a friends house and the had a bidet but i didnt use it. I think i might now!

[jrdnlzn]

LMAOOO, subscribed!

[qazwertyjohn2]

epic.....

[psychocheese117]

U should do more of these!!! Your stand up skills are fantabulous

[rocketpowersss]

lol that was hilarious.

[yoormom123]

this is so A++! I didn't know you did stand up & personally I think you made the right choice here 'cos you were absolutely brilliant xx Keep up the awesomeness, bro!

[mandadiorio]

you have pretty good stage presence for being as young as you are.

[pacsunlvr12]

hahahahaha i love you

[MichelleSerenaXo]

this should be your future career!

[laalaaliv]

SOOO FUNNY!

[TheWeirdKidInSchool]

LOVE LOVE LOVE XD

[sarakinss]

You're like! A professional! This would be a good career for you! I'm so proud of you! We're all proud of you!

[sarakinss]

ROFL

[calg3]

@mytoecold are you gay?

[Nataliestalker]

@calg3 he's not gay -_____- is every guy that posts videos on youtube suspected to be gay now?

[davidthecook]

I loved it right up till the part when you said Osama, not because I have political views that hamper my ability to enjoy comedy but rather because I have a major defect in the left part of my temporal lobe that makes me shit myself when I here the sound "ama" (damn there i go again). So if you could just leave president jokes and certain animals out of your videos me and doulikeamericanmusic will have less laundry to do, Thank you.

[BearrBearr101]

Please do more of these! I almost feel proud of you watching this:)

[MusikkFreaq]

No offence if you aren't, but I would really like to know, are you gay? I have nothing against that and I'll love you either way! :)

Btw, you should do stand up comedy more often! xD

[sugaratic]

@MusikkFreaq He's said before in a previous video that he's not

Funny vid! Was great seeing you do stand-up

[Tantoise]

I love to see you do things live that you've already made videos of...i don't know why but i think it's very interesting. You may be even better live.

[thehispterbebop]

take a tour. Come to London

[SedatedMunkE]

I hate to say it, but I was expecting you to do bad. Not because I don't find you funny (I find you funny), but because you and your humor is very original and I could some people not getting it, hence people calling you "fag" or whatever. You actually did really great! Keep at it man, you have a knack for this!

[kary483]

i thought it was funny :)

[shurbitup]

I wish i could have been there!!!

[izzyinyofaceee]

I love the shit out of this video.

The entire time I was wishing I was there to laugh

at your jokes together with that awesome crowd. Great job man.

Haters gon hate. Potaters gon potate. You are a potate, my friend.

[Nnaattaasshhaaaa]

It was very funny. I laughed out loud :-)

[soezeuhlooser]

I thought it was funny! But you had a great crowd as well!

[Avidbowler]

You were good. It made me laugh, like most of your videos do.

[TheDemonBoi]

HAHA I died of laughter and was reborn. xD

[katisapineapple]

So funny!

[HBDW]

This was hilarious!

[snorgisborg2]

Holy shit man. This is your world, I'm just living in it.

[humanzeez4realz]

Good Job Man KEEP At IT!!! lol...."and my first thoughts were...Finally!" excellent delivery.

[natalibetabdishoo]

Awwwwh Drewwww, i'm so prouud of youu.

I've been watching your videos from the start and fuck mann you are hilariouus.

lovee your sense of humorr, love this videoo, lovee youuu.

good luckkkk mannn x

[seventeencandles123]

I love how natural it is for you to just go up there and talk to everyone. Good job dude. Funny shit.

[EyequeenCasskulla]

Aww, it's over? I wanted to watch more. :(

[piquantes]

i just laughed so fucking hard.

[MoveMe2thebeat]

I found this to be funny! and I honestly don't see how you are the next Dane Cook (thankgoodness) because Dane Cook talks with his hands a lot, and uses a lot of sound effects....and don't sit still.

[Nanners412]

Ohh my goodness, you made me laugh so hard!! I love u! You should most definitely post more of these. You're amazing!!! Truly talented(;

[andypoopieface]

who ever disliked this video is fucken stupid!!!

[xNickJisOffTheChain]

I think Patton Oswalt would be proud. You are one funny homosapien.

[kimberanneq]

awesomehilarioustastical.

you should definitely post more of these :)

[nattaliieee04]

I couldn't love you any more right now

[gobble412]

You are amazing, friend! You should put more videos like this up, you're a very talented stand-up comedian.

[xXxTajsyxXx]

It's your destiny to become a famous comedian.

[harmyk1]

OH MY GOD, THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY,

Please upload moree of thesee :D

[Taiyed311fan]

drew, you are a natural comedian. good job, man.

[MissLoveTantei91]

I've been following your channel for roughly two years now and I've gotta say there has not been one video by you I haven't liked. Including this one. I wish the best for you dude. :D

[dundee101]

"this is day one" hee hee lol

funny vid :)

[doulikeamericanmusic]

LOL you said osama at the end? i liked it up until that point. thanks a lot.

[mytoecold]

@doulikeamericanmusic why

[davidthecook]

@mytoecold Don't ask him that!! Just enjoy the strangeness of people.

[RllyRedRainbow]

@doulikeamericanmusic I think "osama" made it funnier

[IloveRolf3]

You are so wonderful.

[planetpeacock]

Very funny :) Looking forward to more material!

[vollygirl221]

you are honestly the funniest person i've ever watched i admire you sooo much. you'rehilarious, keep doing what you're doing please :)

[coalinga99]

I was there and it was even funnier in person.

Pure genius.

[xTheKatieMarie]

"as im getting water shoved up my asshole, there was only one thing i was thinking...finally" xDDDDDD i laughed sooo hard xD love youuu!! do more of these(:

[JacobPhilipRenae]

MOAR MYTOECOLD STANDUP.

Holy god, I want him to become a famous comedian one day, and then I'll totally be that one hipster douchebag who was a fan "before he was popular".

[ShannonBreatheFire]

this was great, you are so hilarious and you could tell the crowd loved you!!

[brianific]

This made me want to use a bidet

[Markthompson123]

lol

[strangelittlegirl27]

lol

[xharry4ginnyx]

Am I the only one who fins all of his videos funny except for his stand up comedy? I feel bad but I think that the people in the crowd must have been drunk because it wasn't funny. I 'm sorry, I really wanted to laugh :/

[mytoecold]

@xharry4ginnyx or, maybe, since comedy is very subjective, they actually found it funny while you didn't.

[xharry4ginnyx]

@mytoecold Yeah you're probably right-that was just my immediate thought since they started laughing at 'I used a bidet' but whatever. I really am sorry, I find all of your other videos hilarious!

[shurbitup]

@mytoecold you are my hero.

[Sasharella]

You're hilarious! I hope you do more shows and post more of them up, you're great!

[nrvslaaftr]

Bravo! As always, young one, your comedy is intuitive and profound. It causes mirth to spring forth from my soul's innermost chambers. May your brilliance forever illuminate the darkness. 

[thesweetdistractions]

i'd totally pay to watch you do stand up comedy :)

[kokobonk]

This is awesome. I am actually so happy to see that you do stand up. I know this might seem kinda creepy, because I don't know you at all other than randomly coming across you on youtube.. but I've showed my friends some of your videos and told them that you should be a comedian. I don't laugh at every fart joke I hear, but your fart jokes put me on cloud nine. What I'm trying to say is Please do more stand up and more videos. I will be your fan as you go to the top. Never stop being funny.

[kokobonk]

@kokobonk one minor constructive criticism I would give is for the bit when you're talking to your friends you try to move away from the mic stand more and act it out in full a little more. It was great what you had there just make be a little more confident with your decisions maybe

[allieissocoollikee]

Your stand up comedy is the BEST! ;D Keep it up.

[mytoecold]

all of your comments are making me very happy. i will upload more videos like this if you guys would like! thank you so much for watching my videos and encouraging me to talk on a stage!!

[nottavailablee]

@mytoecold please do this was great! do a lot of stand up!

[TheBabyFaceDave]

your stand up comedy is amazing

[fishyxface411]

You don't know how happy you just made me. Hahaha your my new Dane Cook <3

[mytoecold]

@fishyxface411 ehhh idk if i want to be dane cook

[sl2mmer]

@mytoecold do you like dave chappelle?

[fishyxface411]

@mytoecold Haha I didn't mean be him. I meant ur my new favorite comedian lol

[cheergurl6632]

<333333333333

[derkaderkallama]

This is amazing. I've been watching you for forever and now you're up and out there doing these little gigs. You should film more of these!

[mikidou99]

Haha! I really laughed out loud so you did great!!

You owned it!

[elleniris]

haha "take my hand if you will" ha

[TehMeaningOfLife]

401 likes, 0 dislike.

I know it's dumb to comment on the dislike bar but hey, nice jobb :D

[mitathehermita]

Finally!! I hope you pursue comedy so I can see you perform live some day! Glad to see the folks there liked ya

[itsahairflip3]

That was really funny! I loved it, your great at stand up comedy!

I love you.

[morganohjeez]

That was really awesome! I would love to perform at an open-mic night somewhere. But, only where no one there knows me.

[KATIEBERRYMAN]

I'm so proud!

I've been watchin' ya vids for sooooo long and I always whore your channel out to my buddies and I think it's awesome that you're doing stand up.

it takes balls to get up on stage. i tried that with my singing/guitar playing and in nervousness, completely embarassed myself in front of friends, family, a guy i like alot, and complete strangers ): guess i'm just gonna stick to youtube. :/

but you seem so comfortable! keep it up, drew! :D

[iHeartBeauty22]

i love you haha we should get married

[stargirlblue]

Aww, I just can't wait 'till you're famous and i'll say to people- I subscribed to him on facebook before he was cool! And no-one will believe me :P I really feel like there's something special about you, you're gonna do big things.

[SoccerthisisNOTgod]

you should analyze a 'hit' song next time!!!!!!! this is incredibly fantastic.

[CryptoDah2]

ur a star!

[danieltorres24]

Hey man you killed it, not many videos make me laugh for real like this one did. I hope you make it big, you have the potential. Good luck bro.

[KissIT7xox]

lol that was great!!!

[MYChemicalLyrics]

you are hilarious! but the only problem i have with this video is that you had a rude crowd.. they kept clapping and obnoxiously laughing while you were trying to talk.. love ya!

[terratonic]

@mytoecold YAY! :D I'm so happy you did this!! You're AMAZING :)

[Pinkpolkadot1927]

@mytoecold you need to put more videos up like this! haha

[bonniemom]

"And then I clicked "dry," and man I'll tell you... having warm air blown on my ass is like I died and went to heaven... and in heaven I had warm air blown on my ass by a very willing group of angels."

That KILLED me. Hahahahha

[tabdancer3]

NO DISLIKES. <3

[21dandandan12]

:D I sit down to pee, too <3

[Hipennytea]

I am so impressed you should do this 4 a living! :D

[TheDasha92]

wow, that was really really good. I am so impressed

[AmzyBoosh]

Well done :)

You're hilarious and deserve the awesome response you got

Dude, I love you!

[monkeysrockandusuck]

-3 I wish I could come see you live. That would be so awesome

[kimberlyyx1]

i like the way you started it. :) just getting right into it. this was funny, and i would definitely watch you if continued to go through with stand up comedy.

[superwiko]

AMAZING!

[RefinerySun]

That must've felt awesome getting a response like that! And very well deserved too. Keep doing what you're doing!

[ZexyDreamer15]

Effing funny! Jolly good show XD

[hamooon]

Coming from a person that'd call you on your faults for no other reason than having internet anonymity...

That was really really good. Didn't linger on your jokes either. No waiting after the pun. They'd either get it, or not. They did.

Awesome.

[cherielovemakeup]

That was actually really good, props!

[pollyallover]

i wish i could see you live. you're awesome!

[monkola]

Baptism by Bidet! May we all revel in the joy and freedom of walking into a room and smelling ass and being confident that it's not us.

[gohashmeer]

omg you're amazing.

[worriedground]

333 likes. 0 dislikes. FUCK YEAH, that's what this video deserves, but with more likes of course. :)

[123Shelbi]

Oh my gosh I was lauging so hard... you're funny!

[TheDonnovann]

I actually LOL'd.

[MrsTotally]

AWESOME!

[animeyaoilover14]

I loved it ur awesome it was hilarious Ive seen those electronic toilets on YouTube and they look really. . . Interesting

[ImaParamoraholic]

Yaaay :D

[skelingtonsbabe]

"I just couldn't put my asshole on it"

BEST LINE

[jamsfranca]

you're naturally gifted when it comes to being fucking hilarious

[kevinandre91]

Well done man! This makes me want to try open mic again. Maybe this time I'll try telling jokes instead.

[beneaththesky69]

im waiting to see u on comedy central presents

[Jigjaguo]

Lol, Omg man thats so epic! you need to do more of this =D

[holycrabdotcom]

YOU WERE AWESOME