Rounders (8/12)

[RdottMdottE]

i am gay

[marl745]

Just like a duchebag friend!!! At 8:55 he's arguin how the deal should be run when he's the a hole who put him in the situation...duche!!

[iCarroller]

@marl745 You spelt 'douche' wrong.

[CitySkin09]

"Well, I have what's known as 'The Wheel', it's got earthy tones, a smooth draw, and enough kick to win me the High and the Low."

[CitySkin09]

Fuckin' Gramma...least likeable character ever.

[califinn]

"Jacks are a monster compared to what YOU play Turkey." "Fuck you...." "Fuck ME???!!! Fuck YOU!!!!!!"

[Karaiskakis15]

@califinn I dont think he is saying turkey he saying Taki a Greek name

[califinn]

@Karaiskakis15 you are correct...pardon my Americanism...I realized that a few minutes after I typed it in. Regardless, a Greek that came to NY and opened a successful deli...good move given the economic climate on the Aegean at the moment.

[fliptthescript]

what kind of fag name is gramma

[zw0ecool]

FUCK ME....FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO

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[camfay77]

did anyone else notice "cholera" is the word for goddamnit?? 5:42

[MikeGreenwood51]

@camfay77 Yse! I did notice that. But I think it may be just a translation and does not actually mean "God Dam it" It is not the Polish word for God. But my polish is very limited so I can not be sure. My internet Translator with which I checked "Cholera" out with, does not return "God Dam it". It returns "Cholera". If you find out what it actually means I would be pleased if you let me know. I noticed also that that was the second time "God Dam it" was translated as "Cholera".

[dizzydolse]

"Will you stop fuckin around, for five god damn minutes for once in your fucking life"

Two great actors in a great movie, gotta love it.

[kingcypress]

i seen rounders about ten times a year for the past nine years or so and yes i know what you mean i fast forward the gym scene cuz worm as sush cock sucker for playing Mikedigging him in a hole  that way but you gotta love WORM!!!

[HerbertNicholas]

awesome!

[zeejustin6]

I swear to god Ive seen this movie 7 times but I dont remember this scene.

[Bmxboylikesktlz]

"you need to work on your accuracy you know that?" lol

[JackDiamond777]

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[GialloHorror]

"You wanna twirl then?" LMAO!

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[AaronDaves]

сучарище

[totalgoofchick]

Man, matt damon's too nice, i would slap him, dont care about his past

[vademax44]

lolll...there's a 30-60 at the chesterfield... lol... and they only have 1200$...lolll good luck! :p

[AvenueD417]

ah, the money store. where america goes for money,lol.

[wiseguy1989xx]

Fuck me? FUCK YOU!:D

[Vengeance31]

Smokers are such an easy tell. Yup keep yacking and puffing.

[kromezgod]

find some real jewerly u cheap bastard....

[skatepunkzero]

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[ashwan91]

what did i ever do to that guy ? ''You fuc#ed his mother " ....

[mmcfreds]

Those cigar guys crack me up, I don't know any stogie-smoker who talks like that.

[kgiant24]

when mike says "that place is a mitt joint" whats that mean?? im guessin crooked or shady. anybody?

[ryunaki]

@ComicallySanePolitic No he meant a "mitt joint", where the gambling place cheats its players.

[ComicallySanePolitic]

@ryunaki werd.

[n1kKl3s]

You fucked his mother LOL!

[AlexGreatMK]

"I need your fuckin' charity like I need your cock in my ass" ... jokes...

[supasonic7]

Does he look like a man who is beaten by jacks? lol

[jparkfosho]

@supasonic7 Jacks are a monster compared to the shit you play. Hey fuck you.. Fuck you? Fuck you!!! LOL

[javichula]

Eduard s voice sounds like Daniel Negreano s voice

[MalaTemporaCurrunt]

LOL tell the money by thickness

[jiannj]

you know what grandma, i need your fucking charity like i need your cock in my ass lol.

[supervixen404]

why are they even afraid of grandma. Little cocky midget. I hate almost every role that guy plays.

[gottagrind420]

love that scene ' i only got a pair, jacks, DOES HE LOOK LIKE A MAN BEATEN BY JACKS? JACKS ARE A MONSTER COMPARED TO GARBAGE YOU PLAY, FUCK YOU, FUCK ME? FUCK YOU' lmao

[PunkMartyr]

You fucked his mother

lmfao

[christiannandres]

hahahha!! worm is a piece of shit, i had a couple friends like that maybe not as bad but close

[fezzard]

hahahahaha... same here man, but i dont really call them friends tho

[getclutch720]

Worm: Whoa, Jesus, what happened? My old man just walked in.

[breakcue101]

does he look like the kind of man that is beaten by jacks lol

[BREW343812]

jacks are a monster compared to the shit you have

[breakcue101]

wow wtf did I do to piss you off. It's a movie we are supposed to laugh at that scene.

[BREW343812]

hey dick head i was saying the next line in the movie..

[PunkMartyr]

lol I love when he talks about someone dropping a garbage can on that dudes head

[johndeerishere]

"Well, I've got what's know as the wheel. It's got earthy tones a smooth draw and enough kick to win me the high and the low." I love this scene.!

[bmcjones]

Yes, but is there any need to explain the term to a bunch of players who already know how to play high/low?

[lurgertor]

They do, we don't.

[bmcjones]

So it's just bad writing. Trying to fit a cool poker term into the montage even when it doesn't make sense as part of the scene.

[StS9LBJ23]

Go beat off to Denise Austin in your mom's basement you fucking loser.

[StS9LBJ23]

Anyone know of any easy cleans in south charlotte?

[denisefan]

Charlotte?! yeah... your grand mama's house. Come to NYC or move to Vegas!

[StS9LBJ23]

Urgh, it was a joke copernicus.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

[denisefan]

"Copernicus?" you trying to be a smart ass? people can always spot a fucking douche bag, a loser like you... a fucking nerd..

[spicyxlilxman]

ahahah nice! i call my friend copernicus when he's being stupid.

you're cool.

[Roger007Poore]

`Why dont they just beat up Gramy, they could take care of him, hes just a fat ass.

[psychkoala]

They'd have to kill him.

[nova54]

Matt when you have a very agressive player at your table ( which mike is assuming he is) then you sit around usually and wait to catch the guy at the right time for a super huge pot. He was up so much he could afford to lay that hand cause he also knew the guy would keep being agressive and those people get owned when you figure out what they are doing you just gotta slow play them and they fall for it.

[mattwilcken]

why does he lose to the golf guy?

[igotnuclearbombs]

Because he put out a valuebet, trying to push him uff, then he get reraised, if Mike would have more money than the pot he would have reraised and taken it down.

The golf guy put him all inn, and mike didnt even have highcard to call with so he couldnt call the bluff. SO if he had more money he would just have overpushed him and taken it.,

[djrobertjohnson]

"You Boys want a twirl then?" CLASSIC

[arroyoflush15]

i love this part of the movie. it shows how a rounder works. playing different games in different places against differnt types of people. 5 card draw against middle aged white guys, stud hi/lo against young rich people, 3 card poker versus armenians.

[Kevinadam]

u fuck his mother

LOL

[Bushis42]

"its called the wheel, it has earthy tones, smooth draw, and enough kick to win me the high and the low"

HAHAHAHA

[jimdiamants]

First time I've seen Matt Damon fold all movie.

[SYNDICADO]

What did you think he had?! Does he look like a man beaten by jacks?!

[AcesFullofJeffs]

That guy made an illegal move. He said he calls your 300 and raises you.....Matt Damon should have said hey, you said call.

[rammjalki]

Edward..norton..fuckin..great.­.actor

[jhalas20]

ever notice when you do make strong moves, and reraise & lead pots, or check raise flops, you tend to win a lot

[serhathoca]

ever notice, that u r a useless cunt

[MD550]

"fuck me???? fuck YOU!"

lmao

[solozzovienna]

ed norton would be the perfect guy to play daniel negreanu in a movie someday ..the even talk the same way :)

[smoorkonijn]

Yea , haha would be funny to see them on a real table next to each other.

[highonbetter]

Best movie in the world. and no i didnt start playing poekr when this came out.lol staretd played 15 years before it came out

[domehgt]

who gives a fuck

[tranceme24]

hahaha

[DANGERXDOOM]

god damn string bet wtf

[hiramhuerta]

We might as well play the lotto! Ha ha, funny as shit

[KTLBLKVIDS]

LMAO

"What did you THINK he had? Does HE look like a man beaten by JACKS???"

One of the best lines in the movie.

[EdDy4RheelZ]

LOL. Were they greeks? Because when they got out of Grama's place, they were talking about places to round off, such as chesterfield, greeks, etc. I think they were suppose to be greek club or something. But yeah, its one of best lines.

[Izldr]

yeh they're Greek...they were even swearing in Greek. after the guy said "Fuck me? Fuck you!" the other guy said (in Greek) "what the fuck do you know, dickhead?"

[EdDy4RheelZ]

aah. thanks for clearing it up. That part was hilarious. "What did you think he had? Does he look like a man beaten by JACKS?"

[Izldr]

no probz.

hey can u help me out with something...?

i left a comment on the Rounders (11/12) video about the dialogue of a scene.

read the comment and get back to me if u can.

Cheers

[blinkava123]

bye sexy

18F here . very horny. lOL 7k

[hattirohanza]

I would have reraised, checked the turn and moved all in on the river.

[domehgt]

u would've reraised ur mothers vagina

[UnStopAbleRage]

I like that lil card trick Edward/Worm does. when he throws it & it comes back. On the first game.

[cqbhoun]

best movie ever, enough said!

[ldalma9]

^^I LOVE EDWARD NORTON AS WORM^^! <3 <3

[andreaus8669]

"I need your charity like I need your cock in my ass " lol

[texasB666]

:D love that line aswel ,and can you believe it ? i first saw this film cencored ,that cool line you said was : " i need your charity like i need your cocky attitude"

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i was like 'why is gramma so pissed off,worm seems reasonable '

fuckin bullshit censor

[JerodDenny]

This guy at the end needs to stop string raising, "I call your 300, how much is in there, I raise the pot limit". Call him OUT on that.

[NewColdness]

I was about to say, that string raising bitch. And Mike should have pulled the girl in the red shirt at the cigar shop along with that pot.

[mmdaniels33]

HAHA nice fucking string bet by that cock sucker at 8 10

[lusocan07]

What did you think he had? Does he look like a man beaten by Jacks?/ Jacks are a monster comapared to the crap you play Teki./ Ah Fuck You! Fuck You!!/ Fuck Me? Fuck YOU!!!................LMAO!!! HAHAHAHA

[przybylek17]

FUCK YOU ...:F

[aak27]

"i should fuckin beat the shit out of you like he used too" i love his boston accent

[MufcMikey]

haha fuk me!? fuk you!

[sampson7858]

lol does he look like a man beaten by jacks? Fuck you . Fuck me? FUCK YOU!! lol one of the best parts of the movie

[007mul]

grandma....thats jackie aprille in the sopranos

[8data]

I owe 50 gs I gotta go talk to Grandma

shes been my financier my whole

life

[8data]

worst career choice in the 21st century-screen actor

[jon1151]

worst comment in the history of youtube

[FwdAirBP24]

Shut the fuck up you fucking retard.

[gregerson20]

matt daaaaaaaaaaaamon

[deee1979]

LOL. FILM ACTORS GUILD

[dldowell1122]

I did not know mike vick played in this movie.

[JimmyTheJelly]

Best movie about poker.

[corkarka]

edward norton

[CurttoonSr]

FUck me??? FUCK YOU!! HAHAHAHAHA

[Mandrik]

The stuff they say in Greek is funnier, though.  :)

[Shipoopi007]

HAHAHAHA

WHAT A GREEK :D

[extremepietbh]

matt daemon