King of Kong Clip 1

[RcUniverseGuy]

nobody says paper...

[RcUniverseGuy]

Hahaha hilarious

[jksonny]

I've never even heard of 'Crystal Castles.'

[TRE1275]

@jksonny noob

[Moppa824]

oh my god. this is just my favorite thing. ever

[highonhayek]

LOL

You can not write this stuff. You just can't.

[911sanitarium]

This guy should be in napoleon dynamite or something

[MrZombieZeb]

criminalzz. com

[harkattack44]

am i wrong or was some of this not in the movie? if not i need the deleted scenes asap

[automap]

This man is well familiar with vagina.

[jaybird3316]

i need the hat!

[mstheroff]

"Idiots! It's the suits and their low brain power."

[DK3CHAMP]

That guy can do something that almost nobody on the face of the earth can do, and instead of being praised for it, he gets mocked. Sad.:(

[snakebiten]

Freddie Mercury never died! It was faked so he can go play "Crystal"

[xybur]

IT'S MARBLE BABY

[geddoe316]

i think this guy is so incredibly over the top nerdy, that he trancends nerd and comes back around to FUCKING awesome. this dude is hilarious

[godchildzor]

Greatest movie monologues ever.

[majesticlizard]

He also graduated from college when he was still high school age, runs his own business (six figures annual profit), owns several cars, has a hot wife, runs his own website, is a president of a local club for classic arcade games, should I continue? You make yourself look like a loser for picking on people simply because they are different.

[solidsnake9889]

he looks like a 15 year old boy

[JustThankMe]

Well then you better get your eyes checked.

He actually looks like a 32 year old pedo.

[suzzaneee]

This is an incredible documentary, and as with most great documentaries the story arises as the filming happens; truly wonderful film about human beings.watch it online at BigOnlineMovies . c o m

[se1216cort]

This guy looks great for 43, I need to get my ass some Crystal Castles and fingerless gloves.

[bukeye1981]

i wonder if thid guy has hit puberty yet

[Soulsatzero]

He's not as cool as mr awesome himself ROY SCHULTS

[ASALLDAY]

this guy is probably what Reno 911 was based off of.

[breackroadsweeper]

"normally i'd describe a game like that as gay...but actually its a kick ass game" - fucking too funny......fucking LOL'd all over the place.

[majesticlizard]

Considering that he owns his own computer store, runs a website, and has a degree from a University....

...I'm willing to bet HE IS NOT a virgin and that some of YOU ARE.

[yeahyeah1821]

owning a computer store, running a website and having a degree from a university gets you laid? ill keep that in mind next time im at the bar!

[majesticlizard]

You guys call him a loser. But, he is famous for being the best at something and has starred in a movie.

Guess that makes all of you guys the real losers.

[RockBanned]

@majesticlizard Being in a documentary where the sole purpose of your appearance is to poke fun at how much of a loser you are is not "starring in a movie"

[majesticlizard]

This guy is a very high functioning autistic.

[kathleenvh]

wth

[MikaelStatecontrol]

He is awesome! I want to look like him.

[vermonofdeceit]

i feel bad for this virgin

[frankthespank]

Forget you guys, Mark is a cool guy. I wanna hang out with him and pick up some DDG's. :)

[RedDawgXXV]

Does he wear it when he's wackin it to avoid calluses? LMAO DORK!

[gonepishing]

LOL WTF

what a loser

[jkadoodle]

Steve Carell studied this guy for his 40 year old virgin role

[CrikeyStrike]

lol 4 srys?

[pimpsbeep]

i can believe that

[carvinblack]

At least not from a woman. :)

[HayMaker247]

20 bucks this guy has never been laid

[flamefaceproductions]

I'd bet 100 =P

[foxtroter87]

wellll some people call me nigger, mark alpiger, nigger... heh heh heh heh. I don't like 'em that much... and i certainly do dislike 'em too .... heh heh heh heh

[nocountry4oldfreeman]

What an unnecessary comment, you loser ass

[marcumm]

Must be his version of the power glove. I bet he uses it for that other game called floggin the dolphin!

[thomasbhunter007]

"I'd call that gay"? Well, I guess he'd know...

[y643ffw]

i don't know about you, but I abbreviate. Do you say paper?

[1kason1]

i abbreviat... but i say Pap B

[timb109]

Trackball clit all day long...he he he

Do we have enough tape for this? I saw a vagina the other day and i just wanted to say...YUCK. It was THE most icky thing i had EVER seen and i asked my mom why it looked like a hairy clam and she said I dont know....it was nuts. he he he

[satanandoprah]

your a fuckin douche

[timb109]

^^^Do you say paper or do you say big homo

[thomasbhunter007]

If you wear a protective glove when playing video games in an arcade, you are a ....

[jabklyn]

Sounds like pr7820 has swallowed one gigantic load of Billy Mitchell's hot sauce too many. Get off your knees, sweet cheeks, and get your greasy, blackhead-infested nose out of Billy's arsehole.

[simonizer666]

wish my biggest problem in life was pinching my hand on an f-ing marble madness game. haha

[marcumm]

hahaha.hilarious!

[oldskoolcoinop]

What a dweeb

[Lamondra]

Woah! This is serious!

[mogul1265]

I love this dude!

[Spartima]

hardcore

[Jlr405]

Pigger ? " They should call him the Dork" Linger Longer!

[Zykllonp]

wow what a homo lol this guy needs to concentrate less on "Crystal" and more on not looking like HITLER and moving out of his parents basement lol

[trickynicky30]

Irony: Hitler was addicted to crystal meth, they called it crystal. Pigger is addicted to Crystal castles, and they call it crystal.

but, whatever, Pigger is 1000X cooler than Hitler.

Pigger has a better mustache too.

[basilisk128]

gaming socks

[amitkatz]

King of Kong owns. all the people in the movie have autism.

[wergersnee]

my gamin glove

[DASJOTUNHEIM666]

ubernerd

[MadWorldDesigns]

For those of you that haven't seen it already I did a pretty funny Horror Recut of this movie so be sure to check it out! Thanks!

[mogul1265]

I saw it. its funny

[GinderAliqueMohammed]

Look at these white nerds. Thats the problem with westerners, they play video games and dont know how to communicate with real people.

Islam will conqure America!

[josephgrovers]

Ok, come back when you can actually spell out conquer. For now you are a fag.

[messyjessy242]

Praise Allah, down with the west!

[heyman1225]

not with that grammer your not

[LivinJoke84]

Grammer?

Oh dear

[duhduuhst]

the coolest person i have EVER seen!!

[thepoopsniff]

to what mark alpiger said while playing crystal castles i need the hat!

[jebusprice88]

This guy is a stud!!

[illusions23]

He needs to hit the weights! and eat some hearty food.

[Chapels]

hearty food makes him skinnier!

[supafly345]

I wish I could enjoy anything this much.

[canis77]

This guy is a sex machine

[sicatrix27]

hey jake

[OriginalMasters]

Mark Alpiger is the true king of Crystal; it will happen.

[wbroz]

Stece Wiebe is the real DK champ Billy mitchell is just some ass who has held the title way to long and now wont let it go even if it means cheating

[Brownske]

alright..we get it..it's a glove. I like to hear this guy talk about what an oven mit does???

[Timmy2Knocks]

Gaming Sock lol. Go ilh RIP

[Scrubkoto]

Nice voice crack at age 40 bro.

[neutronemission]

How'd you like to sniff that track ball after that dude's cheesy sock was all over it?

[LordRockfish]

a late bloomer?

Noooooooooooooo . . . .4 realz?

I thought he was banging LaFawnduh!

[ttorina23]

"Normally I'd describe a game like that as GAY.." MARVELOUS! This guy had me pissing myself!! His random thoughts were a trip.

[Nopperabou]

Ah this is the clip that plunged me into watching King of Kong obsessively, never to get out.

[davelister2005]

Pretty classy by the KoK faggots. Tape a guy, cut it up to make him look like a douche and upload it to Youtube. HAW HAW HAW! Seth Gordon and Ed Cunningham are complete pieces of shit.

[Looktisme]

Calling people faggots is classy?

[branaginslaw]

you should all watch this it is so funny these are the sadest mutha fuckers ever....ever...fucking funny

[ImFunnyUreNot]

"See the double padding?"

[segagman]

i dont think gunnies should uphold there records after seeing that doc

[segagman]

there all in with billy sor louser

[Austln]

Billy was frienly to steve the first time he met him, steve said that, also billy's "mean" side is what steve even said is his comedic ways, also Billy isnt a fake...he beat the score by 1100 infront

[Austln]

of a live audience in july 2007

[segagman]

doushbaggggggg

[steveshort4steven]

Anyone who hasn't seen King of Kong is missing out on an amazing documentary that goes way beyond arcade games.

[WhiteJack8791]

Damn, people have already posted masterbation jokes on this.

[Bloodthr0e]

I like this guy, he said a game with a bear is gay. :)

Screw politcal correctness.

[NutsPhilthy]

well, its obvious he never used the weight lifting gloves for lifting weights, but you'd think with as much masturbating as he's probly done he'd have a little bit more muscle than he does, which is absolutely none

[billyhay]

attention guitar heroes...this is YOU in 20 years....don't be a doosh...learn how to play a real instrument

[JlMDANDY]

I have started to learn guitar because of guitar hero, and drums because of rock band, and I have been told I am really good at guitar for just starting, and f***ing amazing at drums, (only played like 4 times and I am not to bad) I think guitar hero/rock band did help with this.

[stealthamo]

A couple of things.

1. It's spelled "douche".

2. You're pretty much saying that all people that play Guitar Hero are going to end up like this? And the only way that we can change is if we play a real guitar? Fuck you.

[redfoxkid2]

So your saying that guy should learn to be a real bear?? I don't understand your logic with reference to this clip.

[Pureintensity]

crystal, paper, marble, sounds like hes talking about drugs or something.

[c0mpu73rphr34k]

Dude whoever disses this guy is mad thier not the Crystal Castles champ.

[Wiinerd37]

He's my favorite character in the movie

[TorqueSmacky13]

whats with every one makeing fun of this guy?

[bulls912000]

That glove also holds vaseline very well, y'know, for the furious masturbation sessions he has after playing Crystal Castles for several hours.

[hootyhaha]

At last a movie/documentary where the camera doesn't snap zoom and shake all over the place like it adds any sort of interest to the movie.

[wiioui28]

this was my favorite guy in the movie. he rules. but this part wasnt in the movie. i want to see a movie bout him. lol

[JPPT1974]

I think that he is interesting. He seems like a pretty shy and quiet type of guy!

[wiioui28]

i would like to see his movie. lol

[djgreat2bewhite]

I don't call him a douche bag, I call him a douche. I don't say he's a faggot, I say he's a fag. I don't say, asshole, I call him an ass.

[wooddick7]

hes a ffffffag

[wrestlingfan1205]

I bet this guy is single and still a virgin. What a douche!!

[himster666]

no doubt! i wouldn't b surprised if he was!

[SlaVin360]

haha yes, this is what made me want to watch this movie, i seen it a long ass time ago. after ken park finishes im going onto this

[JSword]

upload this movie!!!

[Itsmy6]

LOL It's Kip.

[ingofreak]

43 year old virgin

[PiCkLe09]

They could have made a whole documentary just on this guy, he's hysterial.

[LancerJak]

did he say 'gay'? wow?

[thejobloshow]

He's playing... with his foot...

[10seconds2love]

D.D.G.

[10seconds2love]

D.D.G.

[MammaleousMaximus]

"The suits and thier low brain power" haha, he just owned em.

[biggerflexible]

What an ass

[turdlinger5000]

WOW! a real life 40 year old virgin

[ctipple1981]

I'm drunk, and a total badass, but this guy rules. He doesn't have the fucking time to say "Marble Madness" or "Paperboy"...he's a very busy man and only has time to say "Marble" and "Paper." I want to see him fucked up sometime.

[jblackpost]

Anyone leaving text comments on you tube has really no right to tell this guy to "get a life".

[turdlinger5000]

get a life

cheers fuckface

[turdlinger5000]

get a life

cheers fuckface

[binky1984]

He's my favorite.

[neomrdo]

I say "Marble,Crystal,and Paper"...this guy must get laid on a daily basis. Teach me jedi master, please!

[JSword]

this guy is my hero.

he says "gay" and "kickass" in the same sentence. awesome.

[SagitarianVeggie]

If your injuring your hand so much from playing vid. games, it's time to get a life!

[benchwarmer969]

Autism ftw.

[nevertheless1]

those suits and their low brain power

[irishstrongman]

THIS IS NUTS...I AIN'T GONNA DO JACK WITH THIS CRAP. DUDE you need a movie documentary on how or why you play with your feet, gay ass.

[Lanceshizzy]

Whos he trying to convince that he needs the glove us are himself

[Dibrini]

Was this guy the basis for Nicolas Cage's character in "Raizing Arizona?"

[adcentro83]

He's like a really creepy Andrew Mcarthy.

[airons1972]

nice glove. LOL

[Motega17]

This guy would make a perfect mockumentary character.

In fact this whole topic would be perfect for a mockumentary

[rotopope]

So true.

[quintsteve]

a movie studio bought the rights to make one out of this already.... but IMO it is better than a mockumentary...

[teresitaamanda77]

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[HOLYSACRIFICE]

someones PWNING at donkey kong in the backround music

[patharrington91]

0:33-0:56 made my day

[HarryPartridge]

Normally I'd describe a game like that as being gay!

[isildain]

MDA is back! I just don't want to know what else he does with "the glove."

[JSword]

Mark Alipiger has bodies in his basement.