Fixies

[thisgame2]

this is why i ride by my damn self

[jordub]

ONELESSFIXIE



[2011triflin1]

The only thing worse than a hipster is a fake hipster.

[dav1disradical]

did you guys have fun broing out?

[jonniemiller249]

The funny thing is its very accurate

[Mafiage55]

of course you have bianchi pista

[superdrummermario]

I NEED THE LYRICS TO THIS SONG!!!!!! its so awesome

[bryce503]

I just really hope the guy at 2:55 did not shave off the braze-ons on that Peugeot. I mean, ride a fixed if ya want, but please do not destroy classic steel road frames!

[efixeated]

funny shit.........cheek out dis sortof cool wheelie........lol.......muti color dreads

[luongdung]

lol pretty crazy song

[MiguelNEZ]

BEST SONG EVEER

[madbob747]

Superb! What more can I say.

[Yousignhere]

The only good thing about fixie bikes is this video. Great job!

[kweslove]

also everyone who voted this below 3 stars has a Stupid Fucking Leg Tattoo

[kweslove]

This runs through my head every time I see an L stop. I love davis

[campbellhughes95]

that bianci is a sexy beast

[Danaconda76]

Goddamn hilarious . Fixed-gear queers get jammed spokes .

Daggers For Life !!!

[quinnthefilmstud]

nice vid and cool song hahahahah

[BboyAYuMI]

nice!!

[TKool]

haha, great

[Ro11a]

angry gender confused self involved skinny jean gay boyzzzz

[fixierider97]

Fixies are the best!

[ClownFight]

Fixie rider... also known as Wankenger, wannabe, Rebel without a derailleur, gender confused cyclist.

Maybe fixie riders should consider getting a giant neon sign above their low-tech bikes that reads 'LOOK AT ME EVERYONE'

The really Kool riders are riding 'fixed steer' these days anyway. Headsets are so 2008.

[Ro11a]

fixied = queer

[flyfishin13]

Fucking Auwsome.. Fixie for life

[boyeeman]

this makes fun of you fixie fags

[DERDENDUNICHTKENNST]

Nice Song ! Whats the 2nd bike after the Pista at 0:17 ?

[oikid3]

Fuck hipsters

[Wr3ckz]

LOL! Great vid!

[AsianStvex]

0:58 was that a 700c?

[lolerz360]

fixie faaaaggs! but im one too so its okay! haha

[lolerz360]

fixie fags!

[falkenbbq13]

so you guys kinda look tools but its fucking awesome that you made a fixie rap and i think its funny so 2 brownie points 4 u

[ipodless91]

1 gear for life

[TheMrFixie]

Great.

i want more pls.

[fixierider97]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

[jbell481]

i looked for the song in itunes!

[ballerstatus001]

haha the guy in the blue was my tour guide at UC DAVIS. LOL

[816optimusprime]

fuckin'......hilarious! ya know i never thought that i would get into fixed gear bikes until i rode one and i would never go back...people try to poke fun but based on this video it should be obvious that we can make fun of ourselves better than anyone else...besides if u ride brakless and do tricks and such ....the shit aint easy

[Rincewind13]

hey, what are them pieces of card with pictures on or w/e they put on the back wheel? are they just card with pics on woven into the spokes? Also what do you fixie kids think of my design? thinking of black and white, just like the one in the vid, or blue and orange.

[blackboots09]

theyre spokecards. you earn them. or you can just put one on.

anyone that says fixie is lame...its called a fixed gear bicycle.

[Bmxicznmzn169]

what do u mean earn them

[eteokles3]

they were used to identify the competitors in alleycat races. but nowadays people just put them on cuz its a cool thing to do...

[bikesi]

awesome- luv it!

[pmcardesign]

bad ass song LoL

[Zahndom]

this is amazing xD

so funny

[skaterjordan4]

2:57 who has bmx bars on a fixie? weird

[uemfbc]

Yeah, it looked stupid.

[greenwaverising]

It's so you can do bar spins

[bryce503]

Fixies are the new rollerblades.

[skaterjordan4]

HILARIOUS

[dfondrick]

This is a masterpiece. Is there anyway I could get it on my iPod?

[vipermadman]

Thats awesome! Ha ha ha ha!!!!!

[kissies4eva]

This is fucking epic. 5 stars!

[franklinterrier]

nice

[greenwaverising]

Absolute quality. Comedy and irony are defiently positive elements of this whole fixie riding thing.

A 10 rating from a true fakenger.

[swiftonik]

It's all about road.

[mcsayles]

hahahaha... nice

[ligerlily]

Best music video ever. Whose that cute unicycle kid?

[MiguelNEZ]

AWESOME!

[captainpolution]

awesome rap, funny as hell

[Tenniegaybo]

save a tire, kill a hipster.

[Banten]

hahah i love fixed gear *is gay as hell*

[Caleefornia]

do a rap about knee surgery

[akasnowmaaan]

When I had eyes closed, I could have sworn the first 30 seconds sounds like the opening of 'Fresh Price of Bel Air'.

[guitarohman]

That was freakin tight! best fixie vid ever

[WEAKKNEED]

Very Funny. Most excellent humor. And, you have been featured on Bike Snob NYC, a peer in bike humor.

And, some earlier posters apparently take riding fixed and rap, way too seriously.

[riothero313]

hahaha XD

[mikaspyder]

lulz

~from CHIFG

[hamerk02]

I liked it. Keep ridin'.

[bostonstreet]

I hope you guys get hit by a fucking cab.

[croscoe85]

Holy fucking shit, I couldn't make it through 3 seconds of this.

[TheBattleContinues]

Ha ha, that's UC Davis isn't it? Of course the fixed-gear rappers are from Davis. Man, I miss that place. BTW, that was not a Chrome bag. Psh. ;)

[franklinterrier]

CHIFGers COMMENT!!!CHIFG

[chiroptile]

Honestly.. This is really funny.. And well made.. Check out some of their other stuff before you start going off about hipster shit.

[dkopf]

Self parody: engaged.

[phdecora]

violence against women, stupidity, horrible rhymes. this video makes me ashamed to be white.

[matttheobscure13]

If this is the first thing that makes you ashamed to be white, then I imagine that your realllllly privileged.

[phdecora]

no.... there was dane cook....

[ridebikesfast]

hipster scum

[chiroptile]

Haha.. This is a parody, right? It's making fun of fixie kids.. ? Yes?!

[gezelligtexas]

Typical fixie hipster bullshit.

Pssst. Hey guys: bikes can sometimes be MORE than fashion statements. Yeah! I know! Look it up!

[sharaldson]

Sweet, the Icy Hot Fixtas!

[nuclearfuckglasses]

uhhhh. simultaneous puking and shitting.

[teenageharlot]

these kids be droppin science

[bumpinjams]

i don't have a home. :(

[pigletinpooish]

dude! i was chillin on the tables when i heard this! PIMP!

[e4te]

this video is a turd nugget

[drcroda1]

paularden eats hella dick.

[TheSnoo87]

devin, you're a douche.

[SkApIgLiAtoJuGgLe]

mmm is it a joke? O_o...

[mikehoe]

yes it is. Hella funny

[oprahgurl]

I like it a lot more than "somedooood" does apparently.

YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS loves it

[CeDeES]

this is going to be my new theme song. love it!

[akmusic15]

this is the shit.

i love it :]

"one pant leg up" my fave

fixies = HOTT <3

[ansonb505]

sweet, let's ride bikes then.

[somedooood]

did you guys really look at this and say to yourselves "i am happy with how this turned out. this is very funny. many people will laugh at this"? sooooo bad

[bumpinjams]

actually yes, we did.

[somedooood]

then i feel sorry for you guys

[paularden]

somedooood likes men! LOL

[TheSnoo87]

Scott Toshiro Ibaraki, you're an ass.

[mikehoe]

UC Davis