Hilarious Valedictorian Speech

[biogenie]

Hilarious! Great speech! Thumbs up from singapore

[knexfan100]

i dont know how i got here but, LOL

[JoannaZeePi]

Everyone shut the hell up about how the person was holding the camera!This speech was amazing!!!

[bo0ga13]

do you know how to hold a camera?

[runescapez13]

watch this lol... /watch?v=gYmAhouGnrA

[Anaid999]

is a 2 year old holding the camera?!

that guy is hilarious!

[KarsonGameboy]

thats my big brother keatonkeaton999 im his ungest brother karson

[whiskylover1973]

How many drinks did the camera operator have before filming this? LOL

[sirmateo75]

NICE CAMERA WORK



[sfedke]

the camera man is hopeless..

[rr5001]

This was AMAZING! Hope I can make my speech this good in 2 years!!!

[paco97farted]

48 people dont know how to make speeches

[thementalteen]

Ugh I feel like my speech is SO horrid compared to this. Kudos to this Valedictorian for not being a robot, and I hope he goes far in life!

...

Oh, and to everyone else there as well! :P

[lodonnabhair]

Shakey-cam's distracting, but this is truly a FANTASTIC speech.

[SakiWatari]

OOOOOOOOOOH! Best Senior prank EVER!!!

[2hopelessromantic]

Found out I was valedictorian, I'm so nervous about the speech, not really my thing but this is calming my nerves haha

[DsHacker14]

I'm valedictorian and wow... this is great LOL xD

[MP265]

He started with i would everyone to clap after everything i say. That was on another video...hhmmmm, i wonder who copied who....not good.

[xxCimarronColoradoxx]

I'm valedictorian and was looking for examples of speeches because I want mine to be original - as far as original speeches go, this guy definitely takes the cake. This guy is my IDOL! haha!

[TheOpinionatedPerson]

@xxCimarronColoradoxx Isn't it a little counterproductive to try to be original by searching speeches online?

[xxCimarronColoradoxx]

@TheOpinionatedPerson That's true - that statement was poorly written. I didn't mean I was looking to copy anyone's speeches or even their styles or types of speech - I was merely studying the different approaches and techniques used to hold the audience's attention and the type diction used (formal vs. informal, etc.). That's a good point though.

[KittehsMakeMeROFL]

im valedictorian for my class looking for inspiration...found it! :)

[scenekissesrawr]

I'm going to be valedictorian..........*barfs in anxiety*

X'D this is so inspirational, even other valedictorians are inspired. I love it X'D

[KnightMD]

My Valedictorian speech opened with a joke only my sister understood, and was super boring. Sorry, classmates.

[blarson12]

@KnightMD Yeah all the speeches are pretty much the same year after year.

[Myro11verity]

I wish I was a valedictorian to say this speech infront of my batch. ;-; Only made it to 7th honorable.

[Duluth06ChE]

Awesome job! No one cares about what the valedictorian has to say, so might as well make it fun and hilarious! I did the same thing at my college graduation.

[johnnywhoastudios]

Dude I wish you were my valedictorian when I graduated. Mine was drunk. And possibly stoned.

[zelarian]

I had no idea who the fuck our valedictorian was at my ceremony. lol

[selim000123]

Whats the first thing he thinks of to put in his speech? 0:48

[pdeg001]

@selim000123 courage

[selim000123]

@pdeg001 It's been a while since you answered that but thanks :)

[SerenaImara]

Lol that was hilarious

[HatRatt]

This was awsome! It made my day! Wish I knew this guy.

[c0nman101]

our valedictorian was a stuck up bitch, you're lucky

[queeniebefreshh]

the laugh from the guy who recorded this at 5:30

xD lmao

[tummysticks80]

hey, a grad speech that didnt drone on for what seemed like 5 hours of endless boring cliches AND wasnt given by a complete fucking dolt with a fake "speech voice". great job! =D

[tilgare]

@tummysticks80 You should have heard the one beforehand.... this one was a nice reprieve. =)

[Isamar82]

What highschool is this? Such a great speech...in the most humorous sense ever.

[cdc482]

my 7 year old son michael for not being there

[zombie110011]

Awesome ..... Simply awesome

[DragonBallShinnin]

Win.

[MiamiD0lphins]

hey do you mind if i use this for my speech?

[tilgare]

@MiamiD0lphins Wasn't my speech, although I'm quite certain he wouldn't mind if you used bits and pieces. :)

[Groovyname]

Yeah, I wouldn't say hilarious either... but funny. Loved the bit about thanking his seven year old son. V witty.

[crazybubbles317]

this is incredibly entertaining

[DeejayBeatzzz]

Son of a bitch. I was biting my nail and as soon as I heard his senior prank I laughed so hard I had to take a deep breath and choked on my nail after wards. Luckily there was a bottle of water next to me. 0_0

This video almost killed me. :o

Im gnna like anyway ^_^

[neoaeonian]

No matter how tough life gets, I will always remember that I was watching on you tube when Keaton gave his speach and called me a winner.

[animecrazy102]

The part about the Senior prank at the end is the BEST part of the speech. Hahah

[MarenElisa]

Frickin hilarious! I'd totally be your friend if I knew ya man. hahaha, pure comedy gold!!

[dc619]

Friggin' Amazing Speech...lol

[asr12388]

I would have been valectorian if I didn't get kicked out for smoking meth in the Boy's washroom

[kammy147]

Great speech! it's really funny, senior prank XD

My friend suggested that I should plain say the rick roll lyrics till the never gonna give you up part and then start singing and dancing to it... and he said if I am going to do it, he'll help me to alternate the lyrics to fit the context and tape the speech for me if I am really going to do it.

[shinkosoumei]

5:20 It's Squidward.. lol.. I love this speech

[KEEPTHECHANGE100]

@shinkosoumei LOL

[TheConservativesrock]

I'm looking for good examples for my speech and ikeep finding the worst examples.

[boobski92]

I'm totally using the 3 words part and what makes an interesting speech part =] It's so perfect hahaha

[gunchibaiyya]

Hold the camera still, please!!

[metal220]

i dont even know what a valvictorian is ha

[HabsFan0718]

@metal220 VALEDICTORIAN!!!!

[mrzeolite]

Great camera work.. *barf*

[wyssdrew27]

This is hands down the best grad speech I have watched! I am definately going to use some lines in my upcoming speech. Thanks for the help! lol

[sabastianalexander]

definitely one of the best out there :) hands down

[dougjamy]

greatest speech I´ve ever seen in my life! hope you´ll became a comedian one day, you got talent man

[moonlight22322]

this is so funny!

[djzapz]

lol, he's good

[alyizpantiz]

wtf cameraman! lol, great speach.

[s612h]

wow XD great speech XD

[TheDesperatePerry]

cameraman? Uh, is there a problem?

[theprotester]

Man spring for a tripod, I got sea-sick watching this thing go all over the place

[fromaworldcorrupted]

AW. he's so cute.

[Ricard0dude]

YAY KEATON =D

[Robert7294]

lol

[mjthree45242]

u think they could have taken down the goal b4 the graduation?

[krhomeplace]

No way. I was there that day. I taught him in seventh grade. He's a natural comedian with impeccable timing, and this is the single greatest valedictorian speech I have ever heard.

-(Wife of guy who has this account).

[FulMetl]

LMFAOOOO!!!!!! this guy is funny!!!!

[CuTieCaRo14]

hey i lived there!!! but moved ha

[micky050]

PEOPLE STOLE YOUR SHIT??? WTF?? man i just read my speech yesterday and mine was 100% original.. omg seriously? people just steal from you?? man cant they make up their own shit? arent they valedictorians???

[padraigriley]

Dude , who ever this guy is, I owe him so much for that opening comment that made my speech so much easier.

[scxmiao]

Brilliant. i first saw this two years ago, and this was my inspiration for many speeches throughout these two years. this guys delivery is amazing, speech writing is hilarious. I enjoy your humour, and frank tone of voice. THANK YOU.

[1CiNG]

yo im sorry man i took a couple things cuz your speech is soo good

[dwyer22255]

Love that opening line

[kingbangyou]

sorry man but i took like one or two things because its just soo awsome

[MrJohnwells13]

i stole from you man... sorry

[ragstoriches919]

i might just copy everything you say word for word even if it has no relevance to my school lol

[TransistorBreakdown]

ahahah...lol...

[smashclover]

Wow that was great XD

"And that's our senior prank!"

[monkeyroadkill7]

Just so you know, I'm copying the Chris Daughtry thing... I loved the speech!

[tilgare]

Unless you are from Fluvanna as well, it would not be so funny... Chris Daughtry was from our county and graduated from our High School, that's why it was funny.

[monkeyroadkill7]

I know haha I'm changing it to fit my school

[tilgare]

: ) More power to ya. Watching the entire audience turn around and face the back was hysterical.

[Snarfoo]

this is a funny speech

but it's honestly nothing about the school or the graduates

it's just about him and him being a funny guy

but w/e the kids liked it

so w/e

[BlindedByDeath]

yeah that's the spirit! X3

[hatake66kakashi]

well then why did you click on this video? Actually, why did you search it? Obviously you did. This is an awesome speech.

[AxeWind]

i dont even remember what i wrote but i think i said no one cares about school bullshit you would rather here an entertaining speech and i never searched this it was linked in a video i watched

[hatake66kakashi]

then why did you click on it?

[CuTieCaRo14]

aparently every one that looked this up! duh

[SportsChick1612]

great speech, but the camera person made me want to stop watching....

[KannonbalKhanna]

hahah i wish i could get away with a speech like that :P

[atwyatt]

LOL

[LeprechaunWherDaGold]

The traffic cop on 53 for always being there.

Hilarious! That's priceless

[xSangresx]

Awesome!!!

[ilovestyx22]

speech was golden!

probably the best i've ever heard

[LackOfAWittyName]

Believe it or not, this is keaton monger, the creator of the this is sparta techno remix, evil strawberry, and ducks live on the moon.

[Kaseyshere101]

thanks for releasing our name :PP

[Mrlatereg]

i'm stealing some of this....sorry

[ilovestyx22]

bahaha what the fuckkkk???

you're so lame

[manveersihota]

meh, brandon rosario was better.

[Galbotorix78]

He has a real talent for comedic public speeches. That was a fantastic speech.

[OfficialGSmoke827]

Smooth moves with the camera there. :)

[Snarfoo]

it's not even really about the graduating class

[bluebug19]

Hahaha!!!

"My good friends for always being there."

"My bad friends for always being there."

"The cop on 53 for always being there."

I love it! this guy is hilarious!!!

[sethyoyoyo]

our school wins haha

FCHS

[goaliegirl1891]

it's funny but it's not about the school or seniors... just about him.

[Snarfoo]

true...

[CapitalJ91]

I would imagine that the other two co-valedictorians talked about some of that stuff.

[NNHH3]

good 1

[NattilovesTH]

Ahaha((;

Veryy Funnnnnyy!

He should win an award for this or something!?

[hippiekyd416]

HAHA nice.

[DasCheckers]

That was really funny man!

[Rachelahtwin]

LOL!!!

[X4SleepyMaloX4]

me even if i graduate im join the army

[nickiepowers30]

ahahahah that was amazing.

[iydee13]

good speak..funny

[rjarox54]

i laughed so hard @ the graduation when he said this speech & i fell for the Chris Daughtry thing. lmao

[redthemage]

I wouldn't say hilarious, but pretty funny.

[tilgare]

More so for Fluvannians and the graduating class.

[JProffitt01]

O good ol' fluvanna county. he wouldn't be bad as a comedian.

[GirBFF123]

yah. =)

he should grow up to be one.

[totallytwisted09]

ughh..i was there..and got so mad when Chris didnt come out...and so was everyone else! but he had the best speech..the other 2 were boringggg

[Boobookitty0104]

Lol, I expected to turn this off after thirty seconds but I watched the whole thing. And I'm not sure whether to feel lame or entertained that I actually spent six minutes of my life watching someone else's graduation speech.

[blaze00001]

My thoughts exactly! Haha!

[lizzienak]

What School is this???

[tilgare]

Fluvanna Co. High School in VA.

[LovelyYTRocks]

I hope I get to make Valedictorian.

Although I won't copy what he says, mine would be relatively the same.

[lakergirl4life24]

oh my lord. I went to my brothers 2008 graduation ceremony and the valedictorian COPIED THIS SPEACH. he plagiarised the part when he said "i want a round of applause after everything i say" and he alsso plagiarised the part when he said " good advice my mother always told me, you are a handsome boy dont let anyone tell you otherwise" holly shiettt i was shokedd. GAVYN BACKUS YOU PLAGIARISM IDIOT.

[tilgare]

That is terrible... sounds like he thought he'd get away with it too! At least... at least he didn't copy more I guess.... It could have been MUCH worse, like taking ALL of the generic parts of the speech and using it all over. O.o

[lakergirl4life24]

i know. No he didnt take all of it. but HE DEFS took tthose parts. and i thought they were hilarious. i say, i was quite SHOCKED when i saw this speach . Gavyn(plagiariser) is speach all flashed back to me. w.e karma will hit.

[lakergirl4life24]

haha i guess he clearly made his research when he was writing his speach.

[tilgare]

LOL, that he did.

[SgtPidgeon]

wow what a crappy camera man

[Cea1337]

This was a LOT better than I had imagined. Favorited.

[500SquareFeet]

That guy deserves at least 15 internets.

And afew good pairs of lollerskates.

[loveweezy]

lmao good job

[chill17]

i stole the handomest boy alive bit for mine

[tilgare]

I hope it did well! ^-^ I enjoyed that bit for sure... it seemed to do well for Keaton.

[Elijah4Everr]

Haha, the administrators behind him were all laughing until he started stating his regrets about the school and basically slammed the school system for all the crap they didn't do. They WERE NOT smiling after he made comments regarding those things, lol.

[sockgnomes]

hhaha your completely right lol

[PoeticSongstress]

if our valedictorian's speech was this GOOD AND INTERESTING!, i would have stayed awake to hear it.

[pcixchanik]

this helped me so much in preperation to my speech. Credits to you, Keaton

[susanpark28]

best speech ever... EVER.

[Spidey1588]

definitely was inspiration for my own speech.

[bessmc]

wowza! so hilllariouss!!!!

who can live up to this?!

I guess I'll try,

all i really need though is a good opener like his!!!

funniest speech ever by far!

[pinklimeade]

this is so funny. In a week i have to make a valedictorian speech, and I know i can't be this funny, so basically i am just giving up and writing the very same inspirational speech this guy made fun of. all i can hope for is that at least one person stays awake through out who isn't my mom.

[slggrsrus]

At about the 1:50 mark I vomited because of the camera swing

[gsowx2]

Dude, that WAS seriously the funniest speech. I was listening to my valedictorian's and salutatorian's speeches just yesterday and they "tried" to be funny, but it was nothing compared to this. Bravo!

[wearepeculiarpeople]

Haha! That is hilarious, however, I don't believe that helps me in the writing of my speech! :D

[tilgare]

Why not!? Make it funny! People WILL remember it... otherwise, I'm sure it'd be a great speech, but probably not a memorable!

[CalliBertschy]

hehehe, very nice.

[66prc]

After watching that camra work, I am now Sea sick

[bicarbonat]

Yeah, me too...I eventually just scrolled down and only listened~

[t5jy]

the only negative thing is the video camera going psycho other than that it was funny.

[explodingpimp]

Dang. It won't load for me.

[sweetsugar997]

i love itt!! hahaha great!

[PSGossipGirl]

wow he is more consided than I am

LMAO

Funny

[discodancer14]

You mean 'conceited'?

[PSGossipGirl]

yes thats what I meant.

sorry

[TheRealRiketz]

Conceited? He can't be any worse at applying English.

[Manx123]

If by "cosided", you mean funny then I agree.

[katelyn666kitty]

haha i hope i can write a speech as good as this for my valedictory ceremony!!

[ashmwal]

Loved the speech. Got a little motion sickness from the shaking, but I laughed regardless.

[crazymegan408]

lmfaoooo!

[Kaseyshere101]

keaton is my bro i mean i am a gurl lol

[Kaseyshere101]

ok not gonna belive this but i am keaton's bro i will make a video of me and him if u don't believe me

i don't have a sister