This is a great video. Creationists do not have any problem accepting gravitational theory, germ theory, atomic theory, cell theory, and relativity theory, but as soon as you say evolutionary theory they immediately scream "its just a theory!!!". The obvious reason is that evolution threatens their core belief system, while the other scientific theories do not.
Its ironic, that to be perfectly honest, the theory of gravity is actually much less supported then evolution is. It doesn't work with quantum mechanics, no one has ever seen a graviton, or even any evidence that it does exist.
Further real actual scientists, actually produce, and publish in honest to goodness peer reviewed journal, alternatives to our current theory.
An analogy to our current understanding, is a race car driver, who has no idea how the car works.
@Craigmw45 you do know your an idiot right? gravity is acepted by 99.99% of well everyone!!! this is a paridy. so stop lieing out your ass to try and make yourself look like your smart, cus now we know your an idiot
@wwwlllsssjjj I get this is a parody, there's a pretty big hint when I started my comment with "it's ironic"
But to be perfectly fair, everything I said does ring true. Our understanding of gravity, is incomplete, and in some pretty fundamental ways. And yes, there are lots of papers challenging the theory of gravity, specifically on scales as large as galaxies.
Which as I said, makes this parody ironic since there's a more serious challenge to gravity, then evolution has in 100 years.
Its ironic, that to be perfectly honest, the theory of gravity is actually much less supported then evolution is. It doesn't work with quantum mechanics, no one has ever seen a graviton, or even any evidence that it does exist.
Further real actual scientists, actually produce, and publish in honest to goodness peer reviewed journal, alternatives to our current theory.
An analogy to our current understanding, is a race car driver, who has no idea how the car works.
@achangedman5 You have been blinded by secular atheistic sceince into a naturalist worldview where u think u know all the answers. naturally u cant understand why come things float or sink in water huh? Magic? No, God pulls down differently on different things depending on how sinful they are. why thats when pray they call it transcedant because in the presence of god u are perfect and float like an angel. So wheres gravity when I pray?!
well done, like i said i guess i was so disgusted with the content i overlooked some of the finer details....i'm almost certain i'll be hearing from some people though, but i welcome the oppurtunity...
And before i get any comments condemning me to hell for not believing, I'll have you know i am open to proof that god exists...i do not discount the possibility of there being an extra special being in the cosmo's...
if anyone has any questions on gravity i suggest they do some research and go talk to any number of experts in the field of science....including but not limited to, physics, quantum mechanics, astrophysics are a few places to start, but why not do your own research....if you have any questions i'd be glad to answer them to the best as i can, one other thing: uh oh you can't see it, you can't see wind but yet you still feel its effects...If you ask me its easier to prove gravity than god!
you can at least explain it as well as you would be able to the existance of god, truth be told i just can't stand closed minded people who insist that god and science can't possibly coexist...and I can promise you the countless scientists the the vatican employs would agree that they can exist in harmony with one another...
If the God thing you worship is responsible for gravity, it causes buildings to collapse on people during an earthquake, causing in some instances those affected to die a slow painful death. Worship of such an evil entity is in itself evil. Shame on you.
@achangedman5 WELL GRAVITY CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR THE SEASONS! If gravity is true then the orbit of the moon would be aligned with the equator BUT IT ISN'T! Also, if gravity is true, then the earth as we know it can't POSSIBLY be billions of years old because the moon is RECEDING! Back in the day it would be touching earth and then take off over billions of years? YEAH RIGHT! INTELLIGENT FALLING FTW!
Yeah, and who says stuff has to fall DOWN? The late Shel Silverstein tried to get the truth out in his subversive opus, "Falling Up." Keep the flame alive!
omg fail... i though this was something about string theory and gravitrons and gravity waves and etc... common guys, gimmi something nice, like 1h documentary on quantum entanglment, or feaseble ways of producing ftl drives or something... i'm bored to death here :P
I support this so much that just to piss this Newton's gravity theory supporters I will no longer obey it... yeah take that Mr. Newton, from now on (with the lord's help...and jesus) I will no longer fall... yeah you heard me... and if I do I won't start accelerating at 9.8 m.s-2... take that left wing liberal gay agenda... and come on it's JUST a theory...
Hes right gravity dosn't exist! The devil is in the earth with a big magnet and all the humans have metal hearts. While other things are made of metal also!
This is a great video. Creationists do not have any problem accepting gravitational theory, germ theory, atomic theory, cell theory, and relativity theory, but as soon as you say evolutionary theory they immediately scream "its just a theory!!!". The obvious reason is that evolution threatens their core belief system, while the other scientific theories do not.
8698gil 3 months ago
we see things fall every day, do we see everyday lizard turning into a cat?
gogolplex74 6 months ago
@gogolplex74 Do we see anyone remotely educated in biology claiming they should?
TheScienceFoundation 6 months ago 3
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@TheScienceFoundation I was just asking
So if according to some atheists, christians can't accept evolution, they also can't accept gravity?
gogolplex74 6 months ago
Its ironic, that to be perfectly honest, the theory of gravity is actually much less supported then evolution is. It doesn't work with quantum mechanics, no one has ever seen a graviton, or even any evidence that it does exist.
Further real actual scientists, actually produce, and publish in honest to goodness peer reviewed journal, alternatives to our current theory.
An analogy to our current understanding, is a race car driver, who has no idea how the car works.
Craigmw45 7 months ago
@Craigmw45 you do know your an idiot right? gravity is acepted by 99.99% of well everyone!!! this is a paridy. so stop lieing out your ass to try and make yourself look like your smart, cus now we know your an idiot
wwwlllsssjjj 6 months ago
@wwwlllsssjjj I get this is a parody, there's a pretty big hint when I started my comment with "it's ironic"
But to be perfectly fair, everything I said does ring true. Our understanding of gravity, is incomplete, and in some pretty fundamental ways. And yes, there are lots of papers challenging the theory of gravity, specifically on scales as large as galaxies.
Which as I said, makes this parody ironic since there's a more serious challenge to gravity, then evolution has in 100 years.
Craigmw45 6 months ago
Its ironic, that to be perfectly honest, the theory of gravity is actually much less supported then evolution is. It doesn't work with quantum mechanics, no one has ever seen a graviton, or even any evidence that it does exist.
Further real actual scientists, actually produce, and publish in honest to goodness peer reviewed journal, alternatives to our current theory.
An analogy to our current understanding, is a race car driver, who has no idea how the car works.
Craigmw45 7 months ago
I want the merch!!!!
cherrymaryx 7 months ago
Oh my goodness this is amazing!
luckypharms 7 months ago
dude It's so well done, it took me about a min or so to get it. I was about to vomit in disbelieve. lol. good one.
jrev37 7 months ago
Subscribed!
MassMoment 8 months ago
hahaha newtowns laws are pseudo science. FAIL
shebotnov 8 months ago
@achangedman5 You have been blinded by secular atheistic sceince into a naturalist worldview where u think u know all the answers. naturally u cant understand why come things float or sink in water huh? Magic? No, God pulls down differently on different things depending on how sinful they are. why thats when pray they call it transcedant because in the presence of god u are perfect and float like an angel. So wheres gravity when I pray?!
shandcunt 8 months ago
well done, like i said i guess i was so disgusted with the content i overlooked some of the finer details....i'm almost certain i'll be hearing from some people though, but i welcome the oppurtunity...
achangedman5 8 months ago
And before i get any comments condemning me to hell for not believing, I'll have you know i am open to proof that god exists...i do not discount the possibility of there being an extra special being in the cosmo's...
achangedman5 8 months ago
if anyone has any questions on gravity i suggest they do some research and go talk to any number of experts in the field of science....including but not limited to, physics, quantum mechanics, astrophysics are a few places to start, but why not do your own research....if you have any questions i'd be glad to answer them to the best as i can, one other thing: uh oh you can't see it, you can't see wind but yet you still feel its effects...If you ask me its easier to prove gravity than god!
achangedman5 8 months ago
@achangedman5 You can't prove gravity, it's just a lie from satan to try to get us to throw babies off of bridges.
TheScienceFoundation 8 months ago 3
@TheScienceFoundation
you can at least explain it as well as you would be able to the existance of god, truth be told i just can't stand closed minded people who insist that god and science can't possibly coexist...and I can promise you the countless scientists the the vatican employs would agree that they can exist in harmony with one another...
achangedman5 8 months ago
@achangedman5 You do realize this is a parody video right?
TheScienceFoundation 8 months ago
@TheScienceFoundation
no actually i did not, now that you mention it i should of looked at the poster of the video, forgive me...i wasn't trying to argue...
achangedman5 8 months ago
@achangedman5 Lol it's no problem
I just like the fact that it's so well done people can't tell the difference between it and typical creationist batshittery.
TheScienceFoundation 8 months ago 2
@TheScienceFoundation
If the God thing you worship is responsible for gravity, it causes buildings to collapse on people during an earthquake, causing in some instances those affected to die a slow painful death. Worship of such an evil entity is in itself evil. Shame on you.
funglestrumpet 7 months ago
@funglestrumpet Try actually reading a conversation before replying.
TheScienceFoundation 7 months ago
@funglestrumpet You know this is a parody right? lol
ripdoggie 3 months ago
@achangedman5
Don't worry man, it's pretty hard to tell it's a joke. I was pretty mad at first too.
luckypharms 7 months ago
@achangedman5 WELL GRAVITY CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR THE SEASONS! If gravity is true then the orbit of the moon would be aligned with the equator BUT IT ISN'T! Also, if gravity is true, then the earth as we know it can't POSSIBLY be billions of years old because the moon is RECEDING! Back in the day it would be touching earth and then take off over billions of years? YEAH RIGHT! INTELLIGENT FALLING FTW!
/devils advocate :p
FHomeBrew 2 months ago
There is no such thing as Gravity! The Earth sucks!
bitphr3ak 8 months ago
LOL
mperkins01 8 months ago
Oh come on... this is a joke right?
tec99m1 8 months ago
everyone knows that invisible angels hold us to the ground....sheesh!
airdogg1979 8 months ago
YEAH!!!!! DOWN WITH GRAVITY!
mitenzouki 8 months ago
Yeah, and who says stuff has to fall DOWN? The late Shel Silverstein tried to get the truth out in his subversive opus, "Falling Up." Keep the flame alive!
juliuschas 8 months ago
Hahahhhaha! This video is friggin' priceless xD
oldhawk 8 months ago
@oldhawk I'm glad you think so :D
chattiestspike2 8 months ago
Gravity is a socialist agenda to redistribute wealth, just like anthropogenic global warming! Sir Issac Newton recanted gravity on his death bed!
Desertphile 8 months ago
@Desertphile I think this entire movement is an obvious copyright infringement against you. ;)
AncientAtheist 8 months ago
hilarious -_-
wookiemaster73 8 months ago
Is there any invisible force/thing someone can see?
Sonjayu 8 months ago
The lie: Things fall down due to some invisible force no-one can see (Gravity)!
The truth: Things fall down due to some invisible force no-one can see (God)!
Theist logic, lol.
Sonjayu 8 months ago
Yeah. I mean if gravity were true then way does Mercury's perihelion precess about the Sun?
mjh012363 8 months ago
I LOVE IT!! After all Gravity is just a THEORY! I demand we teach Intelligent Falling in our schools!
KasparHauser6 8 months ago 10
OMG dont suppress "intelligent falling".
CognosSquare 8 months ago
It's fucking magnets all the way down.
ScottishAtheist 8 months ago
This campaign is long overdo.
MrRedthief 8 months ago
Gravitationalists?!
LOL
Nice satire.
GreatGungHolio 8 months ago 4
omg fail... i though this was something about string theory and gravitrons and gravity waves and etc... common guys, gimmi something nice, like 1h documentary on quantum entanglment, or feaseble ways of producing ftl drives or something... i'm bored to death here :P
shakyl008 8 months ago
LOOOOOL!!!!!!
kjrunia 8 months ago
1:18 my jaw hit the floor... "because of some invisible force no one can see"... uhhh WAT?!?!
FluteSolo 8 months ago
Awesome. Reminds me of the Onion article "Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory".
billy936 8 months ago
I can't stop laughing at sheer stupidity. Thank you i need that laugh.
LeonDuhaney 8 months ago
LOVE |:P
TemporalOnline 8 months ago
I support this so much that just to piss this Newton's gravity theory supporters I will no longer obey it... yeah take that Mr. Newton, from now on (with the lord's help...and jesus) I will no longer fall... yeah you heard me... and if I do I won't start accelerating at 9.8 m.s-2... take that left wing liberal gay agenda... and come on it's JUST a theory...
shadman1911 8 months ago 2
so god is also a invincible force that pulling people to stupidness?
wordlesess23 8 months ago
what is this crap lmao
wordlesess23 8 months ago
LOL!
TheCorrectInfo 8 months ago
Hes right gravity dosn't exist! The devil is in the earth with a big magnet and all the humans have metal hearts. While other things are made of metal also!
CxwarrenxD 8 months ago 2
christian values.
haha
Protoworks 8 months ago
lol, I'm glad we're finally parodying the creatards and I.D.iots.
Drgamedood 8 months ago 2
HAHAHAHA!
Great stuff.
I am definitly a gravitationalist.
I follow the Einsteinian model rather than the Newtonian model thought.
bobster451 8 months ago