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  • Thanks for your cool video! I think it is very important when people share their knowledge and encourage other people to get to know different cultures more. It is so cooll that channels like Speak Swedish Stupid and Sweden channel exist on YouTube. Even if it a short video about Swedish massage it still makes you think about Sweden :D

    Thank s a lot!

  • Why do you pronounce sju like hu? They teach it like shu in schools, but maybe it's just the Finland's-Swedish way of pronouncing it.

  • roxette and abba? damn he has shitty taste of music

  • Oh and absolut vodka is russian, gosh darn it... testicles.

  • @iRuvHateMair

    oh, is that so, i wonder what it says right there between the word absolut and vodka.

    look it up.

  • @psbauz

    COUNTRY OF SWEDEN

  • hmm, jag såg elva kottar i trädet.

    såg att någon redan påpekat att det var två älgar...

  • i learnt 1-10 easily except for 7, cant pronounce that at all, if im ever at sweden ill just say see seven as they all know english anyway =]

  • haha this is funny for swedish people!

  • @MissSwan96

    HAHAH i am swedish

  • i watched this because i miss you!

  • @jakiris33 I miss you too!

  • heeej, nice way through swedish culture and a language :) I like it :D

  • lol hilarious.

  • well, I saw two mooses in the first picture, but maybe it's just me

  • yeah, that must just be you.

  • But there is a moose calf or a moose female in the pic too?

  • i know, im just joking with you. i know there are two.

  • @psbauz Yeah... that's prob. it.

  • @psbauz Ye well you're not funny.

  • @SwedishDragon Does "SwedishDragon" need to learn swedish?

  • @SwedishDragon, den andra var en kalv.

  • wtf- a midsomer pole has nothing to do with a penis or sex..o_O

  • @Ainhoa1666

    yes it dose. if you don't believe me look it up.

  • infact, the pole in the midsomer pole was some sort of sign for penis... my teacher told my class that yesterday xD

  • @angelseye110

    That's a myth but it's so deeply rooted everyone believe in it.

  • Hmm... maybe but my teacher and a guide in the museum told me that it meant that... but i suppose you can't be very sure, it's very old =P

  • pick random image of a midsummer pole and turn it upside down and let your fantasies do the rest.

  • @hiimon007 Actually the midsummer pole is a symbol for the male genetilia, they danced around it to celebrate that their women and animals were fertile.

    by them i mean the sweden hundred of years ago.

    btw i'm swedish

  • i don't see the problem with 7 ?

    SJU

    you can say "SCHHHH!" can you?

    Well, it's like schhhhuu ... kind of ... haha :P

  • uhm ive seen this movie 0-10 of the girl from  oswedish but you say 9 and 10 both sort of diffrent.. is that because off an accent? and damnn i'm struggling with the 7!!

  • The way they are said in this video is the "official" saying of it. But it really depends on where you're from =P I don't say nio (nine) I say nie, and I don't say tio (ten) I say tie ^^

  • Please get rid of that aggravating background song! It's hard to hear what you're saying!!

  • ABBA!! :D

  • bad jokes!

  • haha! at this video swedish people seems to be.. wierd, haha but that's not true :D

  • LOL

  • haha! nice video! and swedishh meatballs kick ass! lol , uhhh yy does swedish so hard? i can count in swedish, but im stuck on 7 haha!

  • no it`s really easy...mabay cuse i am born in sweden and speaks swedish but you know it`s easy

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  • Svenska ar Bra och mer!!!

  • Jag ar en svensk!:)

  • är våran midsommarstång en sak som står för fertilitet ? :O

  • Det är sant, ena ringen ska vara röd som representerar blod och en vit som då ska vara sperma och tillsammans skapar det liv.

    Det är ganska uppenbart när man ser på midsommarstången.

    Men visst blir man lite chockad?

  • hahaha In my school 2 guys from holland started in our school it was very funny cuz' we say: "hello on swedish is: fitta" so they say fitta and fitta is pussy(vagina) on swedish HAHAHAHHA!!

  • HAHA!!!!!!!  LOL

  • LOL

  • hehe if you is in Rosengård In Malmö so you don't need to know how to speak swedish 6 of 10 can speak arabish

  • SD 2010

  • not funny

  • oh oh yes oh yes

  • haha efter ikea skyltarna höll du på börja prata svenska xD "Five is Fem nä..next picture"

  • haha 5 ikea... öh. loggos

  • its so great

  • ett två tre fyra fem sex sju åtta nio tio elva tolv tretton fjorton femton sexton sjuton arton nitton tjugo=) it is one to twenty english ppl gl&Hf;)

  • Ett Tva Tre Fyra Fem SEX (lol us English speakers will never forget this one) Sju Atta Nio Tio... :D

  • Not only English speakers. I guess it will always be funny, if you need to you get used to it though. And I did learn how to say six before. By the way, "sex" is exactly the same in Swedish.

  • SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX...s­ju...åtta...nio...ett glas vatten med en uppåtpil och lavar.... -,-

  • @_@

  • Europe are also 5

  • Jag blev lite kär i dig, haha, älskar videon!

  • so funny

  • Ett älg... sounds funny because it's suppose to be En älg...

  • smartaste jag har hört på länge, ett älg. rofl

  • Actually to clear things up we've got 2 cathegories of counting stuff as one.

    The first cathegory is subjective:"en"(one moose=en älg(animals, personal things(?))

    The second of how to say one is objective: "ett"(one house=ett hus)

    Good uck learning swedish :)

  • does he think we are stupid?

  • I set my garmin GPS to give me directions in Swedish and that's how I learned most of these numbers. Now I know how to spell them!

    "i komma ett miles, sving vänster"

  • i'll never forget what 6 is in swedish

  • i think the first picture is of two mooses..

  • great way of learning to count lol

  • hahahahaha "ohh some liquor! yay!" love it.

  • Ett eller en! för fan glömm inte sånt..

    Man säger fan inte Ett älg..

  • haha!

  • Ett moose xD

  • echt te droog

  • trodde dere sa en(1).

    sier dere virkelig: ett älg???

  • any who xD ...anyway xD

  • you get cut off! lol

  • that was AWESOME. more please!

  • ååå varför cpa du bara inte med alla???

  • för att han inte är 12 år kanske..

  • haha I love this guy. I want him to teach me more swedish! :D

  • Men lol, så underbart pedagogiskt! Såhär borde språkundervisningen vara i skolan. Var det svårt att komma på alla bilder? Förresten så var det två älgar. xD

  • three dalarhästar XD

  • det heter en älg inte ett älg

  • 6 is sex wow

  • ya...

  • Hahaha, very fun. I loved the midsummer poles at six. *sigh* I will never be able to say seven though, the sound eludes my dumb American mouth.

  • I wanna have 6(swedish) with you.

  • Du snackar nästan nästan som Morgan pålsson och det gör det hela roliga:D

  • 9 = neyo :P swedish is such a cool language!

  • Det var väl TVÅ älgar..

  • de va åtta köttbullar XD

  • haha bra där! :D

  • Hehehe. You have a fun voice.

  • it's is really lovely and cool

  • the back ground music is paying my attention for some reason all the time lol ;P

  • Whats the song on the background? thanx

  • Emilia - Big big world

  • cheers

  • AHAHAH vf i helvete har han emilia som bakgrundsmusik ? xD

  • Du vet att du svarar på min video va?

    JAG har det för att hon hade en internationell hit. SOm är väldigt dålig.

  • Fyra words for you:

    YOU

    ARE

    A

    PERV!!!!!

  • 1-ett 2-två 3-tre 4-fyra 5-fem 6-sex 7-sju

    8-åtta 9-nio 10-tio 11-elva 12-tolv 13-treton 14-fjorton 15-femton 16-sexton 17-sjuton

    18-åtton 19-nitton 20-sjugo

    1st-första 2nd-andra i don't know the rest :))

  • Correction:

    tretton, sjutton, arton, tjugo.

    And third; tredje.

  • haha så jävla skön snubbe xD

    great dude =)

  • This guy in the backround speak as if the listeners are hampered or little kids xD

  • Yinga dinga dirgen gooshka florgen heineken goofen hoggen floober...

    LMAO.

  • Hahah xD Heineken? xD Gosh, laughed when I saw this. xD

  • Glöm inte att ett även kan vara en.

    Du säger inte "ett postlåda", eller hur?

  • schyst video men det heter " liquor" inte lequr"

    hehe najs video!

  • Haha! Ja, kötbullar smakar jävla god! Kommer där en fortsätter?xDD

  • hahaahahahhahahaahahhahahah xDDD

  • Three Dalahästar XD

  • Swedish meatballs rock

  • jag älskar kötbullar och sverige...

  • Haha, Nice mannen

  • yaaay! swedish meatballs XD helsköna bilder ^^

  • Oh my God! It's Roxette <D Love.

    Nice video, thumps up! More of it?

  • could someone tell me the name of the song at the backgrownd plz????? I want it!!!!

  • It's 'Big big world' from Emilia Rydberg, called just 'Emilia'. She sang it in 1998.

    She sings in swedish and english and she is from Sweden but from ethiopian ancestry.

  • "Three dalahästar" Hahaha XD svengelska

  • ROFLMAOZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA Mwahaha

  • älskar den

    love it :D

    4 ABBA member and 8 swedis girls and 7 meat bolls :D

  • I counted 2 moose...

  • ye me to :)

  • i counted 2 meeses toos

  • Admit it, You only did this video to ten cuz you can't count higher

  • I can't pronounce seven in Swedish. :(

  • It's pronounced about the same as "Chew"

  • Wow thanks that helps alot, but I still think I will carry a horrible English accent when I say it heh.

  • Well it's not easy going from english to Swedish , and it'll take a while to get rid of a accent

  • Hay Man!

    Tack!

    tks for that. I'm a very begginer in Swedish learning, your vid is great!

    Regards from Brazil

  • why would someone from brazil like to learn swedish...??:p

  • Language learning helps the learner's cultural development.

    Also, take a strong part in building up relationships and shorten distances between remotes lands.

    Knowing a foreign language is the very reasonable way to conects people and improves the interchanging knowleadgent on both ways.

  • yeah okej i know that, i can talk swedish floating without problems. hehe.

    But I mean brazil is so far away, why just swedish and not french, spanish, german, russian,,,etc.????

  • Really?

    So... Besides Portuguese (mother language), I DO also speak Spanish, English and German.

    I'll try French maybe, but after Swedish.

    I think you'd be supposed to be proud of it: someone wishing to learn your language.

    On the other hand, we'd be. If one wants to learn Brazilian Portuguese!

  • yes of course I'm proud:)

    For how long have you studiet it?

    Can you have a small conversation??

  • Not yet! I'm a newcomer.

    A starter taking his first flashing overview on this beautiful language.

    I'm just getting intro to the Swedish vocabulary, verbs and pronunciation!

    Hopefully, could I get deeper in touch to Sweden, his pleasurable people and rich culture!

  • :)

    You seem to be good. i am trying to learn a bit swedish to my scotish fellows..hhehe,. very funny prunouncings

  • But Swedish babes ARE reaallly horny.. Or am I the only one whose friend's are like every other are a Nympho

  • haha låter lite som en bingoutropare ^^

  • MEATTBAALLSSS.

  • haha, that was fun.

  • and next pic is... oh three DALAHÄSTARR

  • i think this is a funny way of learning!! haha ^^

  • The first picture does not contain 1 moose but two of them.

  • right

  • Woah, I didn't know there was a polish youtube.

    Wierd.

  • Roxette /m/ *rock*

    thnx for the vid I can do it now haha

  • Absolut vodka from sweden ? Since when ? ;)

  • Wtf? people are talking about me? :P yes im swedish :)

  • Ye :) im swedish 2 :P

  • swedish people love alcohol, not to be drunk but to drink to food. i know, im swedeish but at that part im NOT

  • eah but i meant since the begining that "absolut vodka" is Russian, not Swedish :P

  • r u retarded absolut vodka is swedish...it says country of sweden right below the name..im lookin at the bottle right now and im a swede...lol absolut not karkov or stolichnaya..

  • im a Swed! :P

  • duktigt

  • You must be from västmanland or so, because you talk just like I do so you can't be from far way.

    SEX is best.

  • näj jag kommer från göteborgsområdet

  • Funny :D love it

  • Thanks man!

  • Sex XD

    But the more Swedish vids I watch, the more I seem to notice that Swedish is similair to Dutch xD

    Ima say the dutch numbers;

    1: Een, 2:Twee, 3:Drie, 4:Vier, 5, Vijf, 6:Zes,7: Zeven, 8: Acht, 9: Negen, 10: Tien .

    So It's not difficult to learn swedish for me :D

  • what!? :O how do you spell?

    Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier, Fünf, Sechs, Sieben, Acht Neun, Zehn

    (I'm not from Germany)

  • He didn't count in german, he counted in dutch.

  • oh! Sorry XD

  • he said dutch...

  • he said dutch...

  • Dutch is something else then deutsch, it's holland and germany

  • hahaha, that was really funny!!

  • in italy 3 is tre too

    6=sei, 8= otto

  • jag e rädd o förvirad

  • hmm... it sounds a little bit like german.

  • no german sounds a bit like swedish lol...jk all the german languages came from a mixture of old german and old english...

  • old english? There is no old english.

    English is a mixture of saxony (german) an french.

  • Hej Johan, I ´ve heard seven with another pronunciation in a swedish tape, there are different ways to pronounce it? in that tape its sound was more like "shroo" for number 7.

    Any explanation related to it?

    gabe

  • hum that doesnt sound right. it might be that englishspeaking people have a problmlem with the sj sound that we make, but that looks realy weird.

  • I think I know what you mean. the pronounciation of seven can actually be pronounced in two different ways.

    Most of us say it like Johan did in this video. That "shroo"-sound was more common many years ago... I think. but of course, its different depending on where in Sweden you are.

    Don't say "shroo". Most of us don't.

    Just a tip =D

  • Förlåt.. petitessaktigt, "How many members are there" inte "is it".