What Not To Do When Talking To Women.

[samantha3765]

ur mom must feel sorry for ur desire u fat dick nose turd that probably hidez sausages under ur bed n walkz around like smegal of da lord of ringz n say my " presush " lolololol ahahah .

[kevineyago]

She'll come back....... I hope?

[03portal]

The. Fuck?

[marioandluigi101]

Lol funny :)

[TheAerosmith3]

Lol hilarious!

[Neptiana22]

I am of the female variety and if someone did any of the thing you just said to me they would get a kick to the nads. Hard!

[HappyBirthdaySANTA]

hahahahahhhaa that was awesome man! thanks for making happy!

[thekingofpopj]

thank you for this video

[AstonVilla82thebest]

You look like a poor Hispanic am i right? complete turn-off for girls tbh.

[zimmy81]

top gig kid

[Volug15]

You suck

[Simplepeepee]

aren't you the fat kid off the mighty ducks?

[182JOSIE182]

yeah left4dead 1 &2 r awesome!!! :D



[MTCoblivsicas12345]

you can tell this guy plays WoW or some fantasy shit all day

[Blacckkfire]

@MTCoblivsicas12345 ok.....? your point?

[MushGeeksLite]

I jizzed in my pants when i talking to my girlfriend dude.

[soulsistah102]

l4d2 ftw!! :D 

[SkaterNotHater69]

you talk way too fucking fast!!

[shehananadini]

Asian wives alone and try to chat her lushfmlk.info

[asdf3949]

is that a naruto poster in the background? AWESOME!!!

[yaseermustafa]

omg bleach :D

[imaplayar1]

How would he now he's bigger than a school

[NIKKSPILLANE]

Hey shut the fuck up, okay, less talkie more blow jobie!

[Alhambrattp]

Your awesome, funny as hell.  I Agree.

[TheMrTittle]

You hhavnt really shared any knowledge with your fellow man.....

(O.O)

[DoNut190]

check out l4d 2 !! much better than part 1 ^^

[sexyboa25]

ahahahah!

[01thrilla]

Student discount haha less talky more Blow jobby haahaha Classic !!!

[killerteddybears1214]

u ar freaking hilarious

[sergiu0409]

*Girls come back*...K u finished Left4Dead?Cuz I'm really horny and want to have some crazy sex!

NOT NOW!!!I GOT LEFT4DEAD2!!!

[qwertyuiop8433]

yeah! u have a Bleach poster! i'm starting to like u hehe

[JacklynDarcel]

okay...i'm not sure what to say to this. i'm speechless. and offended.

[MegaFrigginawesome]

LEFT 4 DEAD IS AWESSSSOOOOMMME. oh and yea nice video

[ElementaLShamaN96]

Tsunade is behind HIM :P do you JAck off with her in your FANtasies

[sarafireworks22]

Your hilarious !

:)

[Micfri123]

this just mite be the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[TommyKStudios]

where in Brooklyn do you live?

[VampireBat12]

lol!

[TheCoalitionMovement]

i love your videos but cmon man Naruto sucks x(

[RoyalHustler09]

Awesome, way to speak the truth.

[Jimsix84]

Wow...Like the video. Please breathe now. lol

[LoganJSB]

Hahaha .. How does this only have 10 k views ?? this should have a million

[smrzan]

i have the 10,000 view!

[chrisernator1]

lol your not trying to make any sense r u

[PnoyBoi4Ever]

good videos bro...just slow down on talking at times lol....it's hard to understand what your saying

[Superassassin101]

I see a naruto poster behind your head , and a bleach poster to the right of it. Anime fan eh?

[xXShockSetsInXx]

No, he just has a weird fetish.

[c00lwatter]

Lol. Its the PS3 or me. Bitch this shit cost me 6 large. I got you for free at a Limp Bizkit concert. C YA!

[c00lwatter]

Aspiring comedian. Fantastic.

[Erik753820]

Thank you . . .

[littlepunkinnn]

i think call of duty is better :p

[California292292]

omfg! WTF! LMAO!

[NexusARC]

Am I the only person on this planet that didn't like left 4 dead?!

[Gigatone00]

yes... yes you are.

[ElloNate]

uhmm honestly i think you are

[baz047]

Wow, thanks, now I know where I can been going wrong for so man years. It's all so simple as well...

5/5

[nekopanther]

OMGOMG Bleach's in the back xDD Totally kool man!!

[swiftymcfly111]

THEYZ AINT NO ESCAPIN NOW!

[mhcsolja1]

actually amazing.hahaha

[CartoonZack]

Just too much XD

I love how it's perfectly timed

[AVILESBUSINESS456]

lamoo "And that games is awasome......like more awsome than your vagina" hahaha

[orangeflavoredcrush]

hahahaah hilarious man!

[ashleyyjamilaa]

Holy shiz. Ha. So much laughing XD

[bigoldbluefatliar]

hahahaha! :L

I bet you don't have a girlfriend.

[Fishy2shoe]

1:50

[VdorCoDSniperWarrior]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Awsome.

[MrKronzombie]

less talky more blow joby

[uyhgjh]

this guys hilarious all my fat friends are funny

[forgotten147]

XD

rofl..i couldnt agree more to what you just said xDDDD

[corichan123]

haha lol:)

you tlk fast:)

[MissShortie94]

xbox is the best

[nymidnight007]

RANDOM! lol. favorited

[nymidnight007]

student discount?  DAMN this is hilarious

[favpiggy]

you talk really fast dude :P

but good video fur sure

[domknoxx]

hahahahaaha

[littlefox12345]

i liv in bklyn 2 but i liv in hipster town u no green point

[Love0723x]

L.M.A.O.!!!!!!!!

[missrosem23]

Left for Dead...as a woman I say I would understand lol

[Seximamii1314]

lol

[MASERATIKING4U]

hahaha...nothing is better then a vagina....i know im a guy...but.....you are funny as hell...subscribed

[VanillaSponk]

Your fast talking makes me feel like I'm not the only one ;)

Yay for a new subscriber!

[musicmixer21]

ADD ME ROFL

[iownyooh122]

ahhahaa this is awesome rofl

[JoBroGirl200]

ok psycho but funny

[drizzlekidd]

DUDE!!!!!!!JUST LOL!!!!!!!

[JayDawg12343212]

lol " i just got left 4 dead, and i t is better than your vagina" i got left 4 dead too its good, but not that good lmao

[LOVEME4ME083184]

lol u so funnnnnnny

[impa125]

my name is ash catchem, i fucking caught them all bitches, so now i live with my mom in pallet town with my pikachu.

[fredetgirlbb12]

dah girls domt like it wen ur freeking looken down her shirt.

[hitlerman911]

i like your 2 posters of naruto and bleach

[JDI180]

Damn man, you're sooooo right, I totally shouldn't have took out the paddle after I put the apartment in lockdown mode!! Thanks for putting me on the right path!!

[adias06]

god your great, that was so funny i think i pissed myself lol

[6587226]

agree!!!

lol XD

[NecroNavithDK]

Damn dude speak more slow

[LiabellaxBellaxBells]

lmao

[terrorwolf123]

what the hell.

[BigMomma1959]

LMAO.....even as a woman i thought this was fuckin hilarious

[DeteriorationDevil]

They also tend to not like tounge on the first kiss. Yeah, you could get slapped.

[WHITEWAPA]

lol i liked it

[skatergurl42]

Tehe, your funny[x

[blink234234234]

i didnt watch this video... but doesnt this guy look like that retard from 'goodburger'?

[0thatdudewill0]

LMAO!!!!!! good one yo...i thought he was annoying as fuuuck...he reminds me of my best friend

[JDI180]

blink234234234,

Hmm. Are you SURE you're 21, like you put on your channel? From the looks of your homepage, you don't have any videos of your own, nobody who likes you leave comments, and your comments are juvenile. I'd guess age 12 for you...or at least that your dick is the size of the average 12 year old because if it were normal size, you'd be out having a good time or just enjoying the videos instead of trying to make yourself look big.

Hugs

[blink234234234]

thanks for checking out my profile, and for thinkiing of my penis... ya faggot. Go analyze some more people to seem cool on the internet.

[JDI180]

Blink,

Personal messaging me to offer a blowjob if I pay you 5$ to buy crack is not ok. Just because your mom does it all the time doesn't mean it's right.

As for being a "faggot", WHAT IF I AM?

You would still be a punk who think he's cool, I'd still be a guy with a job who tells jackasses without lives to do something useful. I'd still be able to drop you in 3 punches before you knew I was there and you'd still cry like a little girl about it, then call me names & say "Go away!"

Grow up.

[blink234234234]

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag. JD is a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[JDI180]

blink,

Resorting to prolonged name calling, aye? I bet it sounds like a toddler's temper tantrum. It must be threatening for you to know that you got nothing in this argument!

Going off like a toy fire engine every time you get annoyed either means that you pooped your pants or that you fell down and skinned your knees. Either way, I'm sure that your whining will have mommy running in real soon, so just hold tight there, tiger!!...I mean "Hold tight kitten!"

[blink234234234]

im not going to read this comment because you're gay

[JDI180]

Blink, I just love how you ignore me by commenting again!!! It's priceless.

However, yawn, you bore me. Nobody gets ashamed by you or says "You're right, I AM a retard!" or "I AM gay" or whatever you say about them. People stop responding to you because it's like talking to a 5 foot tall pile of manure-- the only thing they every hear is a bunch of shit.

In that spirit, I'm done responding to you.

[blink234234234]

faaag! no one is going to read youre gay comments... faaaaaaaaaaag

[searraproductions]

that was sooo stupid

[essaid16]

calm down talk slowly and breath before you get a heart attack!

[Iz69]

hahaha...lmao

[youngnewtonian]

ROFL!! It sure does explain a lot ;-)

[thisOaklandgirl]

LMAO

[shaunthevirus]

you

are

GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

[ashlee1022]

lmaoo! yur too funnny!

[killerzzz911911]

ha ha funny lol could not stop laughing

[sammyboi1453]

lmao

[EmilySusanRosy]

subscribed dude you good

[chriswicker9]

ur fuckin funny. i couldnt stop laughing for even like 5 seconds throughout the entire video

[YarpYarp69]

hey hey shut the fuck up. less talky, more blowjoby

XD funny dude

[Pawzy44]

HAHAH this was awesome

[Chromostone]

ur dumb but that was hilarious. I like when you sed looking at her chest it's funny!

[rey619411]

nice you are sooo funny dwag

[scasey1960]

Good luck on your new career in comedy.

[thatperfectwifey]

lmao..wow.

[v3mizan]

lol..u talk sooo fast....wat was that...

[undeadpz]

lo0o0o0o0o0o0ol

[dankkiller1]

fuckin funny dude but you should really breathe when you talk...

[Kiokken]

swallow back, man!

[AOUSI]

Your awesome.

[Existantia]

Hahahhaha you're great!!!

[TheLiberator55]

That was funny.

[looprevil55555]

hahaha nice :)

[360man2781]

lol

[shaneg01]

ur stories are lies

[bitasumt1n4u]

wow ever heard of a joke =D

[shaneg01]

ever heard of lies. Im just sayin the stories sound like he experienced it,when he really didnt.(lies)

[MasterOfFlash92]

again ever heard bout a thing called jokes ^^

[bmtfh]

your a tard

[Alexunder3D]

Wow.. You're mentaly dead... Creepy...

[VaultBoy007]

best quotes:

"and all of a sudden i start masturbating in public"

"hey, either the xbox goes, or i go, and i choose the xbox"

"i didnt know it was really rude to interrupt a girl when shes talking and say 'hey, shut the fuck up'"

"i've also noticed that when a girl tells you to put on a condom they're really not joking"

hahah! sooo funny.

[LandMineProductions]

I did all of those things..........

[BineLover83]

don't look down her shirt when she sees you, when she's not looking it's fair game... so funny

[smithyy1234]

omg yaa all things u just said i think any girl would slap u hhaha

[thephilosophizer44]

Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!...WOOSH!

T.F.A.™

[chris82994]

more awesome than your vagina .......

so not true haha

[vidaa22]

man this made me laugh.

[keohal85]

when she turns around it's then OK to look down at them. lol

[GMacCBFAMnumerouno]

Left 4 dead is awesome but better than vagina??guess it depends on the vagina...LOL keep doin ya thing man (subscriber)Dina's Cuzzin

[StevO07123]

lol this guy is fuckin funny

[DpreciousBarbie]

lmaoo WTFFFF

man u talk to fast fo me.

[LifeASaBox13]

if shes wearing that shirt she either wants something from you or she wants u to look...

brettheintern refered me to you, subscribed.

[TexazBoy915]

Hahhahaaha

[A4Skyy]

Apartment lock down! lol Great vid man. I will make sure to not do any of the things u mentioned.

[ilovemybass666]

hahaha nice....just nice

[MetsFan4Life11238]

Masterbate in public? Nice, awesome vid. Ask Jess for advice. lol.

[frangello]

rofl

[matthewskin]

Haha, those all make sense.

[jimmbboe]

Good things to know!!

[PDXvlog]

It takes experience to fully learn these rules.

-JP

[iRiSHiNS4NiTY]

finally your a partner lol

[LOLItsBryan]

Very nice Matt, I like it.

~Bryan

[justintfan]

ahahaha matt ur always funny<3333

-Audreyy

[Souperman09]

Gratz on partner, great video

[gregnscott]

u r so funny

[darktim99]

lol nice. i love your vids man. i think your funny as man. to be honest bro, worl the lady love parts and she'll LET YOU play on your xbox ;) best of both worlds!!!

[TwinnBEP]

left 4 dead is the shit

[Yodathesecond]

Masturbating in public? That's got 2 b embarassing 4 u. Oh Matt :)

- Yoda

[jordanpop123]

wait isnt your bestfriends bestfriends mother ur mom? lol =]]

[mtor82]

yay matt is partnered!!! congrats man!

[bree95xo]

LMFAO .

[penguin112493]

yay matt! Congratz on getting partnered!

[xItsxSydneyxBytchhhx]

there aint no escaping now!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

[iwantadamnNZaccent]

LOOOOOOL xP

hahahahaha funnyy shitt xD

[iloveloveshoes]

hahahaha funny as always :D