MST3K 0509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane (6/10)

[NorwichTeenwolf]

"Psst! Don't order the toast."

[randyj420]

Watch out for sleestaks :D (or snakes for that matter lol)

[annamariah]

You know, Jack Elam is actually better looking than Garrison Keillor.

[Oppledeldoc]

Maybe I'm touchy, but I've never liked Joel's "She's a prostitute, you can't shame her" line. I mean, maybe you can't shame that PARTICULAR prostitute, but that's generalizing!

[annamariah]

@Oppledeldoc This being 1993 or something, Joel has a somewhat outdated view of sex workers. But I agree with you.

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

@Oppledeldoc  do you mean there's something wrong with prostitution?

[textthing]

@PhyscoZombieChickie

Yes, there kind of is.

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

@textthing Not really. There is nothing wrong with sex work, but the demonization of it does make it unsafe for the people who do it.

[textthing]

@PhyscoZombieChickie

My reply was pretty frivolous really, and I agree, but I doubt many people would actually choose to do it if they had options.

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

@textthing It's actually a very popular misconception that sex work is a last resort. Not everyone in the field is there becuase they had " no other options "

[textthing]

@PhyscoZombieChickie

Yep, ignore the epidemic of human trafficking and child prostitution, and hey, you've got a dream career to support your addiction of choice.

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

@textthing human trafficking and child prostitution are isolated crimes, those things are fucked up, obviously. But a transaction of sexual services between two ( or more ) consenting adults is nothing to demonize.

[textthing]

@PhyscoZombieChickie

They're hardly isolated; in fact, they're so harmful because they're highly organised and well funded. But that aside, in an ideal world you might be right, but we don't live in one.

[customcartoons]

... ooooo, Joel, call me tasselfeet! XD

[antgav79]

Hay hes got a TV's Frank curl ! lol

[DionysiusSilenus]

stummy ache ftw, I thought I was the only one who said that

[TimelordR]

There's not enough Lysol in America to sanitize that bordello.

Servo:"Is this your falsie?"

[changyimei]

Do you take Mastercard?

Owee, stingy!

[Applemask]

Uh, she's a prostitute, you can't really shame her, okay?

[kff]

PYEOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[MrSaxman77]

@kff lmao!

[antgav79]

Bring mommy a beer!!!

[sleepyhollow783]

Too bad Big is Stupid. He & Carrie make a nice couple.

[bruxbrux]

The woman in the bathtub reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith.

[Applemask]

@bruxbrux Too sexy.

[aristocryptic]

"Uhh, you know I'm shrinking at an alarming rate over here."

I place this among one of my favorite Joel episodes.

[GusF]

"Once again the vagrant saved Danny from a heterosexual experience."

[TheGzeus]

_Perfect_ stinger in this episode.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

"I'll see if he'd like to touch ME."

Servo: "so ya wanna...Hey don't touch me!"

[MattChrisF]

Something about this movie and it's homoerotic undertones makes me think it was written by a blacklisted writer.

[SoundsmithOne]

Once again, Big has saved Danny from a heterosexual experience.

[rcevey2]

If a prostitute's going to roll you, she should at least render services first! Do they have no work ethic in this town?

[tajavi]

"Danny should come with his own tote."

"There are your damn rings..."

[CptFoxMcCloud]

"You know a dime used to be a thousand dollars" LOL.

[Dragmack]

powdermilk biscuits FTW!!!

[electrogeek77]

OMG, "Stinky Cheese Man" was one of my FAAAAAAVORITE books!

[jens0511]

"Boom mic, picks up everything we say."

[KaterzTheMSTie]

2:04

What a jerk.

[customcartoons]

---> Katerz:

not to mention 2:23 >:P

[Capng123]

If this room is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

[Oppledeldoc]

At first I didn't take the gay jokes about this movie literally. But that's twice in a few minutes that he's pulled a woman's hands off him!

[KawaiiGeek]

"Read me stinky cheese man."

[annearky]

Wormhole!

[c3section]

"Watch out for Sleetstacks."