Texas Toast Episode #4 - A Day in the Life of Jake

[92Opium]

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[abab10]

haha im naked!!! 2

[Skazzo]

Jake is my hero.

[bethybear]

pft! my mommy and daddy watch texas toast with me!

[Hazygoose]

jake is my hero.

[cmxpunch]

he's most people's hero.

[carolynmiller]

definately

[cmxpunch]

i agree.

[konfusedsoul346]

SO.... if toast ate butter and milk.. would that make him buttermilk toast?.. like buttermilk bread.. only toast style? just a thought.

[KPaction]

this is legendary.

[cmxpunch]

kelly's right. this is legendary.

[abbietoeknee]

this is 1010101010101% funnier when drunk.

blahhhhhh dooo it!

[cmxpunch]

yeah i suggest everyone get drunk and watch lots of texas toast.

[abbietoeknee]

hahahahah. i had an entire party of people watching. we stopped the music and hooked up the projector to watch it.

25 of us rolling over laughing - and many more texas toast fans

[cmxpunch]

wow. that sounds like the best party i've ever heard of. you guys will probably come to the premiere of the movie.

[carolynmiller]

i want a texas toast party!

[cmxpunch]

i do too.

[shudriver]

chris, I just discovered a punchline sticker from when action came out. there is a 37 on it!

[tonyhartman]

no shit shulock!!!

;)

[cmxpunch]

you better believe there is.

[lulu1091]

chris and tony: go to lactosetolerance.org. its a website all about love for milk. A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!!

[cmxpunch]

someday i hope to have a website about milk.

[lulu1091]

if i had a tv channel..it would be channel 37 and would most definitely only play texas toast 24/7. the commercials would be for punchline merch, youtube, and milk. and every so often there would be a special showing of march of the penguins. if the world were perfect..this could be the truth rather than a dream. =)

[cmxpunch]

obvioulsy that would be the best channel.

[thisisnotmaddison]

Jake is a real American hero.

I'd send you money, I really would, but the postage fee alone would amount to the yearly income of a small developing country.

Why-oh-why do I live in Australia?

I think you'll make it to another platinum, definitely. Is it possible to do that AND grow out your facial hair?

[wayoftheidiot]

i've been playing this video all day in 5 windows

yo chris i think you should mention in your next bulletin that we have 15,000 to go and the week is pretty much almost up...

[carolynmiller]

my mom was just watching a cook show about texas toast so of course it made me think of this

[cmxpunch]

you gotta love it!!!

[Haven21Rox9]

Yay! You were on the news!

I think Texas is pretty awesome.

Toast is awesome too!

:) So I can't wait until the 5th episode comes out. I would love to watch another minute or so of just Texas and Toast screaming and all that. :D

[cmxpunch]

we should always be on the news!

[thegirlwith2belts]

i don't think anyone's commented in a while, so i thought i would.. yay for texas toast!

[cmxpunch]

why thank you.

[thegirlwith2belts]

you're welcome.

[bifwhampow]

The view and comment count is rather depressing for such an amazing and truly the loudest episode yet...

I think I'll spam the link all over myspace. =]

Then again, you can hardly call spreading the word about Texas Toast spam.

I'll just spread the sunshine around.

<3

[cmxpunch]

that's the best idea i've heard in a long time.

[bifwhampow]

Yeah, it's most likely the best I've ever come up with.

[BFSandRENT]

woohhooooo for texas toast shirts!!!

[ishotthepilot]

2nd-ed! those would be goorrrrrgeeous

[cmxpunch]

*gigantic wink*

[abbietoeknee]

chris j should be a news reporter.

he should cite this in his resume

[benXaXgoodford37]

texas toast merch would kick ass.

[cmxpunch]

*wink again*

[thegirlwith2belts]

all this winking is making me suspicious..

[cmxpunch]

*even more suspicious wink*

[abbietoeknee]

what would texas do for a klondike bar?

[tonyhartman]

texas doesnt care about klondike bars, just beautiful ladies, dvds, and a sport. and toast, kinda.

[cmxpunch]

yeah, texas obviously doesn't care about ice cream at all.

[mylegjustfellasleep]

you guys should have texas toast merch!

[thegirlwith2belts]

i definitely agree... haha.

[abbietoeknee]

shut up. i want a texas toast t.... now.

[thegirlwith2belts]

don't forget shady penguin shirts too! haha.

[cmxpunch]

*wink*

[abbietoeknee]

im kind of scared of shady penguin tho.

[cmxpunch]

hmm...i wonder if you'd be afraid of a shady penguin side print?

[cmxpunch]

you may be in luck...soon.

[cmxpunch]

i'm one step ahead of you...

[tonyhartman]

*whistles and twirls cane and then whistles again at an ATTRACTIVE LADY!

[thegirlwith2belts]

so tomorrow is school spirit day at my school, but i think there should be a texas toast spirit day instead, cause that would be so much better.

[cmxpunch]

i totally agree with that!

[tonyhartman]

please make everyone watch texas toast tommorow! thatd be some real school spirit.

[cmxpunch]

yeah tony's got a point here.

[abbietoeknee]

cuz hes hot, duh.

[abbietoeknee]

tomorrow, i will be just like a rockstar...except i wont... ill be loading on a bus with my band .... well really my volleyball team .... and we will venture to the middle of ohio to play a few matches. however because my ipod has been stolen (RIP aPod) i shall spend my entire time listening to a cd player. of course the only cd i plan on bringing (other than the new amsterdams) is 37 everywhere.

two ups for cd walkmans.

[cmxpunch]

that's such a good idea.

[mylegjustfellasleep]

woo hoo rocking the walkman!

[abbietoeknee]

hahahaha i know right! pretty sexy. its soo old school it doesnt even play burned cds.

[mylegjustfellasleep]

haha neither does mine..were old school!

[abbietoeknee]

hahahahah go us.

[abbietoeknee]

youtube wont let me reply to comments right now.

this is a national crisis.

[cmxpunch]

that's a bummer to the max.

[undertheradar86]

What's up with you using "to the max" a ton ever since I called you guys pumpkin pie to the max?

[abbietoeknee]

toast screams make my day.

i sort of want a toast scream for my ringtone. haha or every time i get an instant message. hahaha.

[wayoftheidiot]

hahaha...i think i actually know how to change the instant message sounds...im gonna go try that..haha

[cmxpunch]

yeah a toast scream would be perfect.

[abbietoeknee]

hahaha i want to figure out how i can get it done so on my sidekick ill have annoying toast screams every time i get a text message.

[cmxpunch]

incredible.

[wayoftheidiot]

you could probably somehow do that..i wouldnt know though..dont have a sidekick

but now every time i get an IM i hear the "hehehe" from shady penguin

every time i send one its toast screaming

everytime someone signs on its "OH MY GOD" from texas

and everytime someone signs off its like a rawr sound from toast

freakin sweet yo

[cmxpunch]

incredible.

[cmxpunch]

that's such a good/annoying idea.

[abbietoeknee]

who is going to cal u on the 15th?

[cmxpunch]

punchline is, with the debut of jon belan.

[abbietoeknee]

punchlion back in the burggggh, say wuttt?

[cmxpunch]

heck yeah we are.

[mylegjustfellasleep]

yay! your back to corrupt pittsburgh once agen!

[cmxpunch]

yeah that's me.

[thegirlwith2belts]

hooray!

[tonyhartman]

i still think its great that part of your name sounds like my name

[abbietoeknee]

i think ur great.

[nickyness]

haha congrats on getting featured on the news! too bad they didn't ramble about you guys, I was sort of expecting them to mention the "crowd shouts youtube" video or something [btw, I was there, and that was way cool, lol]. also that milk montage during the credits was rad. hope you make it to platinum :D

[cmxpunch]

thank you so much nickyness. platinum is what we need!

[canadiangirl89]

how many 5 star rating does it need? were at 400!

[cmxpunch]

we need thousands of them.

[shudriver]

tony are you in Ohio?

[cmxpunch]

tony is an ohioan.

[HopelessRocker335]

don't stop making great videos!i'll be watching ...

[cmxpunch]

i will never stop.

[shudriver]

So chris, a new character suggestion... a yinzer? steelers fan? something along the lines of a pittsburgher?

[cmxpunch]

maybe but who knows.

[HopelessRocker335]

love the video! psst..cmxpunch rocks!

[tropicalchick007]

I wish I could hear Texas Toast in surround sound!!! *is jealous* But I still love watching on my regular computer speakers!!!

[cmxpunch]

yeah it rocks on regular speakers too.

[tropicalchick007]

Regular speakers are WAY better than no speakers at all. Texas Toast rules!!! (lol thats y my myspace is "toast is my hero" hes awesome.) I was gonna write about him or Jake for my "my hero is" paper in English, but the teacher said we couldn't use animated icons. *tear*

[rachelh8163]

seriously amazing

pleaseeeee make another one

[mylegjustfellasleep]

i second that

[thegirlwith2belts]

i.. third that?

[cmxpunch]

i third that.

[thegirlwith2belts]

whoaa we said that at almost the same time! =o

[octoberskies0]

Seriously (sp?) amazing :)

[cmxpunch]

you spelled it right.

[tonyhartman]

that comment makes such little sense i hope Healthy cat kicks your fucking ass!

[thegirlwith2belts]

i am watching texas toast while i should be doing trig homework.. but come on, we all know which is better.

[mylegjustfellasleep]

TEXAS TOAST IS!

[thegirlwith2belts]

of course. good job

[cmxpunch]

good job to you also.

[shudriver]

Youtube needs to have a series rating not just one video. Cuzz then the texas toast series would kickass!

[cmxpunch]

hmmm i don't know what you mean.

[shudriver]

So an example would be rating the Simpsons as a whole TV series not just by each episode. Hope that helps.

[cmxpunch]

i see. yes, you're right.

[shudriver]

so I am saying rating every texas toast video together not individually

[cmxpunch]

that would be awesome.

[shudriver]

Chris, are you bakc in BV? if so how it is?

[cmxpunch]

yes, and it rocks!!!

[canadiangirl89]

hey tony! wanna take me on a trip on your magic carpet?! :) it would be better then having to go to work like i do

[cmxpunch]

tony is a great magic carpet partner.

[ishotthepilot]

that sounds sexual

[cmxpunch]

get your mind out of the gutter!

[canadiangirl89]

theres a spider in my basement, its scary.. JAKE SAVE ME!

[cmxpunch]

jake would pay the spider off. 7000 dollars!

[canadiangirl89]

and fast! we need 16, 000 more plays. ppl common! we saved man-o-milk, now we need to help jake get discovered!

[cmxpunch]

you know, canadian girl is right.

[wayoftheidiot]

we gotta get this a ton more plays fast

[cmxpunch]

i totally agree.

[mylegjustfellasleep]

oh and you guys are amazing

[cmxpunch]

you are amazing as well.

[mylegjustfellasleep]

i have oficialy watched this 37 times ..not that im counting ;)

[cmxpunch]

that's incredible.

[mylegjustfellasleep]

ps i just got yelled at for watching this in school but its totaly worth it

[cmxpunch]

that's freakin awesome. tell the whole school!!

[thegirlwith2belts]

haha aw. did you have the volume up loud? thatd be amazing.

[mylegjustfellasleep]

yeah and my teacher watched it with me lol

[thegirlwith2belts]

lmao i wish i had a teacher that watched texas toast.. i bet the ppl at forbes would appreciate it more than the ppl at wh, at least. lol

[cmxpunch]

that's amazing. tell your teacher i said what up.

[cmxpunch]

yeah you need it to be loud.

[mylegjustfellasleep]

so i have a project to do in the class the teacher cought me watching the youtube in and she sugested [sp?] that i do it on punchline! lol shes cool

[canadiangirl89]

Let it be, let it be! let it be featured!

[cmxpunch]

i agree! we need that feature!!!

[canadiangirl89]

i'm liking the beard. can you keep it? its rough and manly!

[cmxpunch]

yeah its rugged.

[canadiangirl89]

hey guys... i have an idea for #5! toast cousin... FRENCH TOAST!

[cmxpunch]

episode 5 is the guys going to eugene, oregon.

[cmxpunch]

jake is very knowledgable in many fields.

[cmxpunch]

sorry about the speaker.

[Sasharella]

It's okay. It's a good thing. Because now I have even better speakers so I can listen to Toast scream in surround sound.

YEAHHHHHHHH! <3

[cmxpunch]

surround sound screams rock.

[cmxpunch]

hey, if you made all that money, give us some!

[cmxpunch]

jake is such a hot bird.

[cmxpunch]

thank you kinzey.

[cmxpunch]

yeah jesse gordon is solid.

[cmxpunch]

thank you pierresbaby.

[cmxpunch]

yeah being on the news is great.

[xxpajjioxx]

haha i bet.

[cmxpunch]

betting is bad!

[cmxpunch]

perhaps you can!

[cmxpunch]

he should be everyone's hero! he's a truly beautiful bird!

[cmxpunch]

he still has to stand trial.

[cmxpunch]

sounds like the best idea ever.

[PikachuFanatica]

i'll send some money... after my friend's birthday

[cmxpunch]

that's amazing.

[PikachuFanatica]

thanks. her birthday is August 31st, which is tomorrow

[cmxpunch]

happy birthday pikachu friend!

[PikachuFanatica]

her name on YouTube is DarknessAlchemist. i think she helped save ManOMilk

[cmxpunch]

that's the perfect comment.

[cmxpunch]

exactly.

[cmxpunch]

yes yes yes!

[cmxpunch]

jake is more than cute, he's gorgeous.

[cmxpunch]

yeah that's what i thought, we're gonna keep the intros going strong!

[cmxpunch]

short and to the point!

[cmxpunch]

no way, i'm a friendly beard guy.

[sohos]

i'm just saying 'cause my brothers' friend scared my little cousins 'cause hes tall...