Pretty GROSS, but Pretty FUNNY! (AlphaCat in the Hat!!!)

[Shadowcatt980]

Nice rimes!

[madchickbabyxxx]

this is gross and u suck buh i lyked the choc on the top

[kensokool]

Wow a perfect white shirt wasted but it was still funny but gross to

[YourMonsterMuffin]

lol i love ur videos. funny i think its cool how u look just like obama but i hate obama but ur mcuh better xD

[ritajstayflii]

lmao!!! 0:38 XD XD!!!! Funniest part ever!!!

[suggarleggs]

LMAO....awww WOW! Funny and ..well funny!! :)

[Moonwalkinthruheaven]

I laughed all the way through this. The whiskey, the axe, the napkin... Omg man.

This video rules!

[LifesFootprints]

dude you are one funny cat!! you get it cat....Alphacat...okay never mind.

[Lilcahji]

coulda swore they had ribs.....Whered the mayonnaise come from!?!?!? *cough* uh oh... lol

[CraziiSexyKidd]

i love the music..it goes perfectly with this

[TheShmekseeOne]

i thought he said 'man aids' :O

[yoyogirl20]

im soooooo srry, please dont kill me!!

[JZS88]

THis was funny. Alpha cat in the hat is awesome!

[thickymicky1]

lol ughhh thats nasty

[shiwood47]

p1prd

stfu ur probubly just a insecure little kid that has terrible parents that teach there kids to be retarded little racist assholes

So back off ok and alphacat is awesome so ..

[glpcustom123]

Wow really? Your probably some 5 year old whos parents are white trash assholes who taught you to be racist to blacks and call them (niggers). And I have to disagree with you on Obama being Arabian or Iraqui because unless you have 100% proof about him being that ethnicity he's still black. Oh and I'de like to see this so called "list" if yours and lastly what is this MS13 that you wrote? Is this some kind of gang threat, because i'm pretty sure your not imtimidating any of us here on youtube.

[Hinataxox101]

..You're retarded p1drp. (No offence to actual retarded people. You know. FOr calling this guy retarded. Cuz I mean like.. CAll him a pig, thats an insult to pigs EVERYWHERE.)

[PeaceLoveAndVicodin]

LOL, you are such a stupid, pigheaded, white-trash moron that it amuses me.

Get the fuck out of here if you don't like Alpha! Intelligent people think he PWNS so...

[weirdnessofthem]

OH mayonase! i thought you said MAN EGG!!! lol

[sexigurl185]

1:11 droolinn huuh? funni ass picturee.

[AkeDee206]

You should spoof Drake( Aubrey Graham) You look hella like him...

[annabananarox95]

okay...

[LilBrit8708x]

that was awesome!!! i laughed so hard!!! lol xxx

[krazyjbfan4life]

Omg! Haha! That is mad funny!

[sexigurl185]

ur just randomm

[funkymunky319]

dude your hysterical

[MMCBF]

ew but funny! u are great !

[kymbakirton]

funny and stupid

[zuluatlantaboy]

U Look Like Drake (Rapper)

[tinita2412]

ew man i dont lke the cat oh wait ALPHACAT in the cat its NASTY but pretty funny

[shawtiredd08]

you are silly....lol

[hghmlgx3]

was it sperm?

[caloca17]

looool i laughed soo hard!

[dogdone12345]

ok its gross but i like gross

lol video was kool

[ChrizUchiha412]

"just cheking" XD

[Babytobabay101]

dude lol thats great haha weird but funny<3

[linux750]

do feel to be embarassed. worse things have happened. at least you never got "prison mayo" in YOUR ear.

[trigfinger01]

hhheeeeeelllllllllllllllllz naw lmao pretty funny thou

[americanrecess]

the mayonnaise was gross and not the eating stranger's leftovers LOL Bleh!

[modelchic99]

This guy is retarded, lol.

[cutielicious89]

eating leftover food ME? lmao

[pacboy24]

ur vids are so funny and unique, nothin ive seen

[Dominicanpianogirl]

lol

[joseYmeli]

are you sure that was mayonaise lol?

[myztikalboy]

lol!!!!!!!!!

[SorensonHamlinfan]

lol that was funny

[babbzbunny01]

dude wth thats gross lol that might not have been mayonase and that would explain why they didnt finish their food eather that was one sexy plate or one sexii ladii/man across from it lol on second thought it was probably just mayonesa lol

[gcbiatch13]

lmao

[jessicathedeadwolf]

funny

[CGD08]

UNREGISTERED Fantamorph lol

[smilz324]

JUST CHECKING!

[luvmiibear95]

me too i swear i thought u were going to eat that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coolagent000]

Lol

[Quent1124]

lol wow that was gross

[89StephanieD]

LOL!!!

[LuvLastsLonger]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooow lol

[MaryLew25]

THIS NASTY ASS VIDEO!

[elivance97]

just checking lol ^_^

[GamerBum12]

you sure it was mayo? xD

[THATJAREDGUY1]

at 2:20 I was about to puke because i thought you were gonna say yummy!

[Papideano]

LOL.

[fanlibgirl]

pretty gross but funny dude

[A736staz]

lol almost excatcly the same thing happened to me when i worked in restaurant :S

[LisasForkedChicken]

aww.. your old apartment! :)

[BOXER299]

why man why

[fangirl4ever2007]

LOL! ew

[KallenMiki]

Oh my God! You've just brighten my day! You're soo hilarious! ^_^ Great Video anyway! ^_^

[ibbs72]

hilarious as usual...lmaoo

[mslaydeebug777]

Ok that was pretty funny. loved it!

[aworldofviolets]

a dummy?

[andrea1291]

LMAO! loved it!

[Lakishia]

how are you sure that's mayonnaise lol

[littlemissbigdawg]

yeah that is pretty gross. lets hope this didnt actually happen

[RICHANDROS]

dude sick bro real sick

[AlbertWesker321]

JUST CHECKIN'!

[Erredmek]

HAHAHAA!! That WAS friggin' FUNNY -- I love your stuff AlphaCat! The faces you make in these "stories in pictures" kill me!!! :-)

You're awesome dude!!

[qharperharper]

I lol'd

[headed4thebottom]

Good stuff!

[BigStr8Al]

Good stuff. I really have to learn how to do moving pics like this.

[sk8rgerbal00]

damn alphacat

these vids are enjoyable as they are funny X)

i really likstedz ur vids a whooole lot m8

this was funnyer then sneez when i pee

haha but yesh i liked it alot

keep em goin till ur in hollywood bro :D

[roosterjeeper]

you ARE a trip

What is your opinion on this Georgian/Russian thing.?? Is it a neo-con plan to develop WW3?

God I hope not.

[Lakishia]

me as well

[angelstrawberry1984]

funny and creative

[littledogs1]

Yea, me so happy.

[light1star]

np =] always a fan

[Alphacat]

itslifeithappens<~~~~ styed tuned!!!

[Alphacat]

wickedman6<~~~~~ yes...this guy lol

[light1star]

lmao damn nasty yo but it is funny i miss these stary tellings!!! the first time i saw one of your vids it was sneeze when i pee thats why i subcribed ur awesome glad ur bringing some old stuff back

[Alphacat]

light1star<~~~ well hey thanks for sticking around and supporting my vids, more to come!

~Iman

[october11th]

You're a riot!!! Your hair looks nice like that too! :)

[Alphacat]

october11th<~~~ thanks , had to cut it though :) wb

[hotnsassychika]

lol..that was funny man

[Alphacat]

hotnsassychika<~~~~ thanks for the love, keep watching more on the way!!!!

[sk8rgerbal00]

haha fuckin halariois

[Alphacat]

sk8rgerbal00<~~~~ thanks!!!

[HaileyMichal]

Heehee

[Alphacat]

HalleyMichael<~~~~ stay tuned! more to come :)

[KatatMKP]

hehe EW!

[Alphacat]

KatatMKP<~~~~ heheheheh :D

[Retlawn]

"im a person too!, AHHHHHHHH" 5/5

[Alphacat]

retlawn<~~~~~ hehehehe thanks!

[grlblu73]

LOL! I was wondering when you were going to do another story in pictures! Good Stuff!

[Alphacat]

grlblu73<~~~~ well here it is :) thanks!

[StanleyT123]

More gross than funny, but I have this OCD thing about food outside of the mouth, yuck. Also, everytime I see you speak now I hear Barack Obama.

[Alphacat]

StanleyT123<~~~~ hehehehe people keep saying that, funny thing is it is rubbing off on my everyday life actually

[sweets4u2t8st]

you are a true talent!!!!!! i'll be glad when i get to see you on the big screen, so i can tell everyone that i personally have a comment from an amazing star on my youtube page.great work!

[Alphacat]

sweets4u2t8st<~~~~ hahahhaah youre a trip thanks for the well wishes be blessed

~Iman

[seand67]

Thanks Alphacat....great work as usual. I needed the laugh...;~)

[Alphacat]

seand67<~``~ hey man glad I could make you laugh

[littledogs1]

good job again. Keep up the good work. More Obama videos please, because he was on vaca last week and I missed My future Pres...

[Alphacat]

LITTLEDOGS1<~~~~ more obama on the way for sure

[giddykitty37]

LOL

[Alphacat]

GIDDYkitty37<~~~~ :)

[Snickers1976]

ROFL

[Alphacat]

Snickers1976<~~~~ ROFL

[Snickers1976]

Laughing at my last 4 numbers or my name hahaha

[sfcalvinaz]

Aweome.......sounds like no harm done. I learned after taking microbiology in school that a lot of phobias we have about germs are unfounded. but this vid was creative and funny! Thanks for taking the time!!!!

[Alphacat]

sfcalvinaz<~~~~ thanks I'm glad you liked it, please stay tuned :) !!!

[MsDee0821]

lmao this was cute

[Alphacat]

MsDee0821<~~~~ thanks Ms. Dee :)

[treyatl2006]

LOL! Well I guess there could have been worse things in that napkin.

[Alphacat]

treyatl2006<~~~~ YO you never lied :)

[LovelyInc]

alphacat and the hat! lol more like mayo!

[Alphacat]

Lovelyinc<~~~~~ hahahaha yes

[aajunior]

HAHA! too funny!

[Alphacat]

aajunior<~~~ thanks man :)

[HoustonAhmed]

lol you are one funny short mexican dude :P

[Alphacat]

HoustonAhmed<~~~~ lolol thanks pimpin

[BINKA13]

haha ur crzy but i luff ur work haha

[Alphacat]

BINKA13<~~~~ thank you and yes I am off my rocker :)

[DannysUltimatum]

damn, thats pretty freakin disgusting, but yet so funny! lol. this video is definitely reminiscent of sneeze while i pee. watch this video gets featured also! lol that'll be great!

[Alphacat]

DannysUltimatum<~~~~ thanks D :)

[uknomee]

good stuff

[Alphacat]

uknomee<~~~~ thanks :)

[SEAL07]

oh wow that was random but funny.

[Alphacat]

SEAL07<~~~ i am captain random

[agge90]

xD alphacat you rule

[Alphacat]

agge90<~~~~ hehehe thanks

[Zoologist]

ahaha, so nastyy, but indeed...very very funny

[Alphacat]

zoologist<~~~ thank you thank you :)

[vclamp]

I always finish my cheescake! Well done AC.

[Alphacat]

vclamp<~~~ hehehehe cheesecake? lol

[LuiWallentin]

You kill me man LMAO. The idea with the pictures was great. Especially because all those facial expressions.

[Alphacat]

LulWallentin<~~~~ thanks, more to come for sure

[Lalaloveeee]

you really ate left over food from your tables?

thats disgusting.

[Alphacat]

Lalaloveeeee<~~~~~ no of course not, most servers do though. if its something that wasnt touched...like crab legs or something lol gross but true

[Lalaloveeee]

I work at a restaurant.. none of the servers eat peoples food after they're done.. lol I know that they take some food off the plate before they serve the food like a fry or something.. but never eat something after the people eat! that's crazy gross!

[goldengoodas]

I LOVE U! U ALWAYS BRING THE FUNNY!

[Alphacat]

goldengoodas<~~~~ thank you thank you

[SPAzZDoGGX]

lol! Funny vid.

The axe part was jokes.

Was that crown royal??

Bacardi gold is also good! LOL...

[Alphacat]

SPAzZDoGGX<~~~~ CROWN ROYAL INDEED. :)

[musicismylifestory30]

ummmm.....

EEEEEWW!! hahahahahahaha.

that was genius! in a very wierd way..

lmao... uhh WOW :)

[Alphacat]

MIMLS30<~~~ thanks lil sis. :) hows florida treatin yA? :0

[musicismylifestory30]

Alphie- actually im supposed to be in school right now, but they canceled it because there is a hurricane coming. hehe well its not a hurricane yet.

[BeanieRobert2001]

Ugh, i hate mayonnaise.

[Alphacat]

beanierobert2001<~~~~~ sure you do robert, sure you do.

[AjaxtheGoat]

I have so many fun stories from being a server too, way too many.Good Stuff.

[Alphacat]

ajaxthegoat<~~~ yeah I know I have sstories for days

[PlubbyDough]

*applauses*

[Alphacat]

Plubbydoughj<~~~~: takes a bow:

[robertantonnyc]

yuck. lol.

[Alphacat]

robertantonnyc<~~~ now robert you know you like mayonnaise lol jk

[smileyousee]

lolol

[Alphacat]

smileyyousee<~~~~~ thanks for watchig, moer on the weay

[Stepper4life15]

lol

[Alphacat]

stepper4life<~~~~ stay tuned!

[Seminoles360]

lol,awesome

[Alphacat]

seminoles360<~~~~ thaaaank ya

[JuztPaultje]

hahaha.. lmao what a dumb ass Hilarious!

[Alphacat]

JuztPaulje<~~~~ hey now!

[Gordoncraiguk]

Aaah.. mayonnaise in the ear! Lovely :D lmao

[Alphacat]

gordoncraiguk<~~~ yeah its funny NOW...wasnt then though

[shay18]

this was weird...

[Alphacat]

shay18<~~~~~~ indeeed it was

[Peppamomma]

lmao

[Alphacat]

peppamomma<~!~~ :D

[waygate1987]

lol, i have had that happen, only i went to rub my eye.... ahhhh

[mostlyerica]

special

[Alphacat]

mostlyerica<~~~ hahahah yes

[Kevinjamesprojects]

That was good man. Thats like stank candles.

[Alphacat]

Kevinsaintjames<~~~~ thanks man...you gotta check out the video response to this....:)

[sesmalls]

you're a trip && a half...

[Alphacat]

SSESMALLS<~~~~ indeed I am...and 2/3's

[ChocoMoo]

Hilarious. I love your videos haha.

Just checking!

[Alphacat]

ChocoMoo<~~~ thanks for the love!!!!!