SMBC Theater Short - Dinner

[johnsmithL33T]

is that a nipple at 0:25?

[mwasowa]

Goddamn top rated comment, found out about the punchline before the damn video even started

[Ceibhfhionn]

Still one of my favorites.

[rossplendent]

The only useful thing about STDs is that it's an excellent tool for revenge (or possibly torture)

[TrojenMonkey]

So, check please.

[gizmofly870]

Genetale or just the sores on the lip.

[aj5650]

The lady is a better actress than any of the other SMBC players I've seen so far. She is far more convincing.

[yami97]

Everybody Herps sometimes.

[jamesmarshall0981]

Expose him to herpes then touch him on the penis.

[floortomflower]

I love how he's like, "I knew I tasted an STD..."

[DLegislature]

@floortomflower or "I never knew herpies tasted this good..."

[Kogerii]

That's the type of scandalous shit a bitch would do.

[m0moiro]

that girl is really beautiful

[ehayes3791]

she's got a horse mouth....

[armegeddis]

@ehayes3791 Better than a horse cock. :V

[McSibiss]

That chick is hot!

[yodabelly]

what was the codename?

[Hum0ng0us]

Man that's a Horse Cock of a thing to do to somebody!

[Two49]

Lol, I wish this girl was in more skits.

[facemunched]

HAHAHA nice touch.

[alx90x]

holy shit why isnt this girl in more skits

[DAILEYericCaryUSA]

Some people know a lot about herpes.

[Pizzachu1]

He could probably just throw up before he actually catches it.

[ribsngibs]

That's not how it works.

[cowlesmc]

I'll assume you're a troll and not that ignorant.

[Pizzachu1]

@cowlesmc It's only been in there for like 10 seconds. Surely he could vomit up and rinse out all of it. I mean, it was a really small amount. I wouldn't think that the effect would be completely instantaneous.

[cowlesmc]

You don't digest herpes filled liquid to get infected. It's obviously oral herpes and the fact that it touched his lips is what "introduced it to him". It's not guaranteed that he'll get it, but anything in his stomach will be killed by digestive juices and won't effect him.

[Mononokenausicaa]

@cowlesmc Seriously? Just take the joke, dude. -_-

[cowlesmc]

@Mononokenausicaa My comment was a reply to Pizzachu's comment. I "took" the joke, but he was claiming that he'd have to throw up the herpes before catching it. I was telling him how ridiculous that comment was. The part of the video was fine with me.

[Xiphos20]

Herpies touched him on the penis

[Timorio]

SPAGHETTI!

[Ceibhfhionn]

Still one of my SMBC favorites

[feckineejit]

you don't want genital herpes on your face, you will get genitals on your lips all the time in the winter.

[Ssalamanderr]

Expose him to herpes, touch him on the penis.

[RobinHood3000]

Doesn't that usually go the other way around? =P

[finnsia]

You really shouldn't be on this channel if you're asking this question.

[Clayguy247]

What is it though?

[ambigera]

There's your piece, and then there's her piece.

[Aleniums]

best herpes ever

[braaaainz]

totally unexpected LOL

[smrtpig]

Ha, why would he lick his lips? It worked a nice element of disturbing into the skit anyway, haha.

[rowseeden]

oh noes. now he's going to get cold sores?

[ducuss]

you can get genital herpes on your face, actually, you can pretty much get it anywhere if you try hard enough

[bluesrunthegame]

Kinky.

[JLynxton]

The fact that you know this to be true is:

A) Amazing

B) Depressing

and C) Amazingly depressing

[gosims]

I think I can, I think I can...

[Rethic]

OOOOH SNAP!!! =D

[ph00xy]

JP who? I say work that beautiful lady into more sketches!!! Hell, give her a show all her own!

[juliaintherye]

very funny, chason.

[Conrii]

I'd let her expose me to herpes.

[ComeToJesus]

lol, definitely work JP Nickel into the sketches more. Pretty good actor.

[Vlaew]

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[thebloads]

The opening is the most annoying thing ever

[yessopie]

Good acting? On my SMBC-theater??

[NexusOfBoredom]

Haha, this is pretty good. Not as entertaining as Genie, but still certainly 5 stars.

[OnMyCamera]

i think so hahaha

[morloth112]

hahaha i laughed my ass of xD

[crunchyfroglegs]

You know, I don't think there are enough Herpes jokes out there... keep it up.

[ApplePiePodDuex]

Baaap.

Shazam.

[telanis9]

sexy

[Fc1990]

damn that JP Nickel <3

is that his real name? o_o

[ColtonPhillips]

Haha this was great, yet your worst video imo. That being said you guys have a high quality track record.

[jpnickel]

Any of you awesome SMBC fans have Twitter?

You should follow:

@ZachWeiner

@smbctheater

@jsandlinashby

and maybe even your good buddy: @JP_Nickel

We do set tweets and pimp when the new sketches go up. And, if we get enough followers, maybe I can talk the bosses into a contest?

[ManaPotions]

Feel free to add your favorite blue Genie as well :D

@jonbrence

[jpnickel]

Sorry! I knew I was forgetting someone.

[jpnickel]

Thought this wasn't going up till Thursday? Where were all the tweets and pimp-posts?

[Sylar03]

I always try and imagine these as comics. Am I the only one?

[livesimply]

no, you aren't

[tropmonky]

Yes...

[KingDavid73]

lawl

[efsq]

the girl is beautiful

[Illnevertellyoueverz]

so is the guy!

[efsq]

the guy is beyond beautifulness

[meeblemeep]

they just changed it, it was Herpes before

[idwellinapathy]

Best SMBC video since... well, the last one. Keep it up, I love this stuff! You should make a DVD collection once more are out.

[imploder14]

I'd just like to note at how the makers of this movie were some of the very few that will actually listen to an audience's suggestions. And yes the new title does make it better somehow even though I've already seen it.

GG

[D35J4RD1N5]

brilliant

[HouseFantastic]

It was something else before dinner. I thought it was hilarious, so I wonder what the old title was.

[smbctheater]

Title changed! Accidentally used the codename..

[Theycallmetomu]

Saw that coming.

[CHoboapple]

wasn't that funny.

[meeblemeep]

Couldn't agree more that the title ruins it.

[Bissrok]

It's really funny if you're not paying enough attention to read the title of the video you're watching.

[ZZDaikun]

I agree with those who say the title spoiled the joke.

[CaptainFaraday]

Alright, not great, especially after the sheer hilarity that was the Equation sketch.

And the title gives the joke away; without it this could have been quite funny.

[d3sirio]

The title spoiled the joke.

[Theycallmetomu]

True true. I could see it coming 20 seconds away, rather than three seconds away when she said "I exposed you to herpes."

[Mrknowladge]

Not quite as good as the equation sketch, but still very funny!

[linkandluigi56]

The best revenge ever.