Drifting

[Tomatthanex]

Jeff is wearing a Lambeau Field shirt! Go Pack Go!

[hp4tw]

CRAZY!

[zetreproductions]

Sam screamed so hard it made my video load. oh wait it disconnected my internet!

[jaymeeboh]

The Lonely Doll...in your pants.

[nihilistgum]

:D i love the lonely doll!!

[SongBirdOfHarmony]

I live right by Dallas, and I just NOW saw this video! DANG IT! If only I had found you earlier (I just subscribed in September), I would've DEFINETLY seen DPC! 

[roxxas5]

That's not a car... THAT'S A VAN.

[crazyboyjamesrogers]

omg morphsuit! thats like my whole channel! Check it out wheezey! dont green screen us! jerk! :P x

[HampaDoesntDie]

"all that will be already was" it all makes sense now :o

[HoraceTheClown]

When he was yelling why, it sounded like it was about to turn into a techno song with that as a beat in the background.... if only.

[hannaharnott]

Dear Weezy Waiter,

Now I know that the phrase Weezy Waiter comes from how you used to be a restaurant waiter, and you have asthma, but I haven't seen a single vid lately that use either of them. Not to make you think that I want you to change your name, I just think that it would be beneficial if you bring the title "Weezy Waiter" a little more meaning from the recent past, or maybe future inside jokes, just to tie it all together.

Thumbs up so he can see!

[coollabby00]

@hannaharnott That's a horrible idea

[korilnout4]

@hannaharnott like, why would he want to do that? xD

[TehApplesawz]

@majorwarren Did you see me in the audience? I was the kid at the end jumping up and down flailing my arms

[martn2420]

I want a beard-tuque!!

[marymaragrady]

Wheezy, I saw your belly :3

[lloydwith2ls]

0:52 What's the string-looking thing in Sam's mouth attached to his tongue?

[ashiswaycool]

Sam = Babe.

[GiraffeBat]

I meant *gunna* stupid iPad

[GiraffeBat]

R u guys Gunnar play in Virginia?? Or did u already??

[iPodEverywhere37]

What are you doing!?

[tinaconclave]

oh lá lá, awesome wink!

[sammiJmartin]

@lovepotion39 me too, because we have similar names.

[staledwarf]

jeff is a clone of wheezy. Craig Benzie.

[Ristengirl876]

@staledwarf CRAZY JEFF?! NOOOOOO :o

[Jabarichonicles]

GREATEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[brendan007]

was that a "fast times" reference at the end???

[Ziggynessmax]

80008 viewer

[Lamcack]

Wheezy is awsome.

[cupcakebook1]

I miss the singing rug

[FreutLupe]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[TheFrocken98]

Sam had a booger in his nose when he screamed

[l3m0n4ndL1m3]

Wet bearrrrrrrd.

[Sayeth0Di0Puppeth]

Sam and Jeff are pretty epic. XD

[AFacetiousFilmmaker]

After seeing you drifting along in the pool I became curious about your plans for graduate school.

[holysharkbandanas1]

STOP.. NOWW hahahah

[catherinethezebra]

the video stopped when you said Jeff was gonna die right now!!!

[warpedkawaii]

I'm so sad I missed him a Vino's! I went to my first concert there.

[IamTheScorchedEarth]

whats the name of the song Man Factory was playing?

[michailnenkov]

2:36 I thought he was a dog and wondered since when dogs know how to dive.

[NatapixAS]

your lisence plate is sector 5!!!

[TheTaylorMadison]

Is it weird that I find Sam just slightly attractive?

[RememberTheTrees]

@TheTaylorMadison

Yes.

He's very attractive.

[jliz1589]

Lol, Sam's awesome.

[drewofthefew]

Pie.....

[Koru]

Why does he have a green heart tattoo?

[metalvocalistwanted]

hey wheezy did you steal the ending to this video from the trailer for insidious? o.O

[metalvocalistwanted]

i hope vinos paid you well. cause they sure as fuck dont pay shit to local artists anymore. not even free pie, the..the pieholes! :/

[BJARRGH12]

I love Sam and drummer Jeff! :) They're so cool. haha

[MrChickenZombie]

Hey, you can't drift! You're the driftless pony club, remember?

[captainparadoxius]

@MrChickenZombie driftless ponies are like stainless steel. They are not without drift, they drift less.

[YunaTsukiyuoTenshi]

wet dowg!

[museofthepoets]

i love these little updates :)

[DudeInAMotorhome]

To bad you guys aren't playing in Eugene, OR, on your way up to Washington, that would be awesome!

[Makenzy414]

Can we see your tattoo? Pleeaaaassseeeeee

[13cmwright99]

I like these vids, but man, do I wish the bum came back.

[pepargh]

MOAR DRUMMER JEFF

[itsjacksongrant]

Can someone please tell me what the song was at the end of this video?

[takenoprisoner42]

Why did sad music play at the end when the guy stepped out of the pool? Does he have cancer?

[BananaAnna2008]

That piano sounds horrible... and it's not Wheezy's skills that are making is sound bad O_O

[SseBb]

But it all boils down to one quotable phrase

If you love something, give it away

Bright eyes - Landlocked blues

[therealkapua79]

sounds like the sneezies song at the end

[6Shooter28]

A few videos ago, someone compared you to Charlie from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. And now there's a green man?!? CONSPIRACY!

[ascies73]

The Austin show was tits! Had a blast!

[justErroneous]

So wheezy, how to you feel about Scarlett being asked to the marine corps ball? somebody is moving in on your woman!

[SuperTortoisedude]

Sam looks like daneboe

[MCRideout]

it's sad that the ostrich died.

[Drakesinmoue]

sam looks like daneboe.

[GaminGuy9001]

Jeff is like the Old Spice Guy but cooler. :D

[heyimmabanana]

@GaminGuy9001 And Crazy Jeff is the Most Interesting Man In The World but more interesting! ;)

[GaminGuy9001]

@heyimmabanana I don't always make profound, obscure, and possibly confusing statements, but when I do, it's because I'm traveling backwards through time.

[SoDead89]

Craig got own! ---  Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[cornchippers]

Drummer Jeff and I have the same farmers tan!

[fleebchiz12]

Of corse. Scarlett Johansson.

[foodnipple127]

the outro was too sexy, no homo.

[kayl23]

Why you no come to Vid-con Wheezy Waiter?

[MootPrincess]

I never understood how to swim in shades...

[LaughingOutKraut]

Bang, bang, bang on the pool. If you're not banging, you're a fool.

[kelpforestninja]

last bit was so fast times at ridgemont high.... hot.

[ykatti93]

Wheezyyyy, how come you are immune to trolls and haters?? (thumbs up so he can see)

[jenbren2009]

Was that wink from Mommytard? it looked like it kinda..

[neotechy]

I saw nothing pertaining to a new couch. I am disappoint.

[CarlySinging]

the creepy one's my favorite. :)

[AntiCliche]

@greensharpie01 He is a nice guy.

[LadyPirate81489]

You got some serious life-changing material in these vids...

[xXspacecaseXx]

I have a crush on sam :]

[KaberianRoyalty]

@xXspacecaseXx Sam is AMAZING! I got to meet him a few days ago! XD

[moonshoeskelly]

someone's got a farmer's tan. tehe.

[ShotUrGoldFish]

holy crap i love these tour vids

[KatyReaL]

Your Elton John needs more polishing.

[kjsdhfkjsgdyeahokay]

At the Dallas show my friend told Matt that he was beautiful and she loved his beard.

[thelastKoraido]

I love you wheezy

[meerkat006]

The world needs a "Sam Screaming" dance remix

[TrickGon]

crazy jeff is hardcore

[CAMSHIP]

I love how the videos get better on tour

[yamercado2]

This one's kind of a "Thoughts from Places" video

[lidiluvu]

way too much sexy hair flinging at the end of this video!

[pywaki]

YOU CAME TO ALBUQUERQUE? OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED IT. I was so close to where to played and I had no idea you guys were here :(

[badd2049]

Jeff is a boss.

[MUFFINSandJUNK]

im deathly afraid of those ginger-triangle nosed dolls

[merv61]

Drummer Jeff is awesome.

[BrewmasterFuzzball]

Drummer Jeff watched a lot of Fringe?

[lovepotion39]

I feel like if I knew Sam in real life we'd be friends XP

[iPodEverywhere37]

@lovepotion39 me too

[loveyoudo15]

@lovepotion39 I feel like that about Drummer Jeff x)

[itsveryniceparaxuxu]

Last minute >> jizz in my pants.

[TheFrreakShhow2010]

So thats how you spell Doobly-doo!

[CPObvious]

This is now one of my favourite episodes! :)

[amyla516]

@greensharpie01 he was one of the nicest guys I've met in a very long time!!

[YourWatchingMeNow]

Wheezy pwns Elton John

[FriknClueless]

hahaha when he said "aw"

[LiveFromTheFridge]

I know!

[MisterMikes]

Green Man!!!

[upurhoe12321]

I loled when you said "your piano needs tuning"

[OhBotherMe]

you know what would make a really awesome tour? Coming to ENGLAND. Also maybe Wales and Scotland, and if you're really adventurous, Ireland.

[LockedANDNerdy]

knit beard. pure awesome.

[WhattheVloggity]

I wanna be Wheezy Waiter when I grow up..

[XxNautica5xX]

@WhattheVloggity yeah me too but replace the Wheezy Waiter with Toby Tuner but i can't because sadly i am not a 12 year old in a mans body but thats ok.

[Radio3Penguin]

lol drummer Jeff looks kind of like my cousin Floyd.

[crayolasky0]

i wish sam was in my strides ;)

[SoulDaFlame]

@cheeseylolerful Jeff for sure

[SuperTortoisedude]

Sam looks like daneboe in the thumbnail.lol

[OCUBOX]

what you disliking the video for Hater!

[ThePhilBrits]

how could you be drifting if u r driftless?

[LAHrebirth]

gross, it was inside jeff :(

[isjackal]

STUUUMP IT NOOOW

[pwnykat]

I think Wheezy Waiter is HAWT!!!! I'd tap that...

[cheeseylolerful]

Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Jeff?

[MrOneZeroTwo]

One time Jeff drank a full gallon of orange Jews.

[MrOneZeroTwo]

One time Jeff a a dull gallo

[tolkienangel]

Lonely dolls are SO CREEPY.

[BrazilianBoner]

abq ? Y YYYYYYY

[mastermind425]

what happened to the hole in the jeans updates? I need to know how big it has gotten :(

[TenTen459]

Anyone else notice he was swimming in glasses at 2:36 ?

[remfiles]

i love sam :D

[boogerdeeunit]

GREAT SHOW IN PHOENIX, GUYS :)

[frddy94]

avatar got nothing compared to these special effects.

[kwkh1213]

Where's chewy!!!???

[Mightyenapup]

This video needed more beard.

[jayekaiser]

Little Rock represent! Wish I could have been there

[henryizer]

wheezy's bumping....

[RLJosh]

@henryizer It's because he was uploading a new video.

[GWillM]

You take one youtube break and you miss getting to see Driftless Pony Club when it comes to not only your state, but the adjacent city to where you live... SO ANGRY. Come back to Arkansas, or go back in time and warn me. Either way.

[jobriq5]

I thought he said "Stop now"

[notcalebkruzel]

jeff is such a renaissance man

[KlLLERMILLER]

I listened to that song tonight at work! <3 lion king

[IamwhateverIwishtobe]

WHERE'S THE COUCH, CRAIG?

[epicfailnugget]

i freakin hate driftless pony club... they're never anywhere close enough for me to go to a concert...

[moriah93]

This just now showed up in my subscription box

[beardedlantern]

fabric softener music!

[Myrrith16]

y u videobump Craig?

[s2pidmonkey]

come to the east coast dang it

[sillystars3]

now I wanna go swimming :(

[TwentyThirdEye]

What does your "Sector 5" license plate refer to?

[bergles420]

Hey I saw your picture today in the newspaper!!!

[roosterheadedchicken]

I also submitted a wink with my knitted beard hat on!!! @cmculbert we should be best friends!

[cmculbert]

@roosterheadedchicken It would have been cool if he used both of ours back to back! Knitted beards FTW!

[DigitalL0ve]

It's crazy seeing Jeff in these videos, he was in one of my classes at madison.

[chibillama24]

My favorite moment was when that guy whipped his hair back and forth. Priceless.

[MamaDespik]

Drifting? I thought your pony club wad driftless...

[FrankLuver96]

austin show was nifty! i can see me, but no one else can.

[jamellp16]

No Mr.Waiter. What was once the indignation of your own prose is now the fuel to our moral latern of life.  --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[HxCFTW]

Nice Oakleys

[vprharmonia]

Its the sneezie's theme music!

[ubergoober80]

ooooo.....hawt bod! Teeeheee

[CTOONfan1]

I'm waiting for the remix of Sam's epic why.

[theFemeGeek]

i wanna go swimming with Craig :[

[violafreak114]

wait... you guys were in Austin? Man... wish I could've gone.

[lilypad145]

"The Lonely Doll" is AMAZING, and you should read it. :)

[OrangeJadeorade]

drummer Jeff should quit being mysterious and start making witty rhymes whilst beating on random things :)))

[lajaggahagga]

YAY! WHEEZY CAME TO MY CITY!

[TheShinham]

I love driftless pony club music

[TheShinham]

What was the name of the band they played with

[wigglynose]

oh sam... SHaking water off. Ohhh my. :)