Hairstyle in accordance with socialist lifestyle of DPRK

[SkyeFische]

Oh poor ignorant pseudo-socialist monarchists! If only there really was a haircut that magically freed people from oppression and established rights for the proletariat...then maybe I'd go to my hairstylist and be able to get the "fair wages and adequate healthcare" cut!

[Ganondorfdude11]

Haircuts are srs bzns.

[eloco22]

Hahaha, sounds just like a catchphrase:

-Dear Mr. comrade barber, could you please trim my hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle?

-Why of course, my dowdy comrade!

[Mindraker1]

Maybe we can learn something from these North Koreans!

[drsalv8]

This is just sad.

[soundsystemsan]

The enemy of the hippie is my friend!

[grindlounge]

I got myself a high haircut today! And Im gonna do it again right before 8th of april when im going to the DPRK to celebrate Kim Il Sungs 100th birth day! :D Long live the high haircut!!!

[quidnick]

My hair is about 5.5 cm long... and I read Ayn Rand *cough*. Is this a problem, officer?

[thebigrussian]

Maybe they should worrying about haircuts and focus on more important things...like food.

[cbohar84]

Socialist morons

[ifrit1780]

Foreign business trips? I thought they werent allowed to leave the country. =/

[tankermottind]

@ifrit1780 Since when did Norks do business anyway. Business is great disgrace to glorious socialist revolution! You go to corrective labor camp!

[SFtheWolf]

I think the majority of people posting comments here don't realize there is more than one Korea...

[themasteriswatching]

@SFtheWolf I think you are a gay furry and probably a coke-using child molester

[SFtheWolf]

@themasteriswatching You are only about 37.5% correct.

[themasteriswatching]

@SFtheWolf *single bead of sweat*

[GodOfUnbelief]

Haha. Then why are women allowed to have long hair?

[ozjenva]

LMAO, a government with too much time on their hands, peddling bullshit to their sheep.

[F15C]

What about their PUBES?  HAHAHAH.. North Koreans are a bunch of Crackheads

[ProfessorxVile]

Everybody pointed out in this video, and three generations of their family, is now imprisoned in a labour camping, slaving away for the Dear Leader in accordance with DPRK's socialist lifestyle. Two or three of them are even fed occasionally.

[Supernova1295]

Kim Jong ill has a fucking asian afro :/

[simelwin]

No wonder females are stupider than males.

SHAVE THEM BALD NOW!!!!!

[thenameiskip]

Long hair makes you stupid, obviously. Because it noms up all your body's nutrition. *facepalm*

Yeah, my hair is fucking hungry for brain juice.

[hugheyb]

Every hair on my head is the exact same length, so that every hair is equal, and provides my head with the strength and unity to continue the Revolution...

Less can be sad for my pubes though...the curly, disorganised capitalist swines, protecting only their selfish, lusty interests...I hate them...I hate them so much...

And I don't even want to talk about those that lurk in 'The Twilight Zone' of that bit between the balls and the bum...I fear its some sort of Anarchistic cult...

[Frusciantefan77]

That's what North Korea considers long?

[BSsex]

...this is a joke right?

[Fallout3Dog]

@BSsex No, this is North Korea.

[UberMetallMaschine]

North Korea is basically Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation 

[Niobesnuppa]

LOL! xD Oh, this is hilarious!

[Rayn0rrr]

@Niobesnuppa I dunno, I find this aweful. This is horrible for these people. This is 1984.

[Niobesnuppa]

@Rayn0rrr Well, I didn't mean the fact that they're all forced to have the same haircut is funny, I just meant this propaganda is funny because it's so ridiculous.

[Fallout3Dog]

@Rayn0rrr I wonder how how it will take for someone to say "lolno moran itz 2011!!1!".

[SupaL33tKillar]

long hair rob the brain of energy. Hmmm thats not good news for the females.

[venomousfish]

@HerlockSholmes123 Yep. Why would you plagiarize jokes from anywhere else??

[bouncy1066]

If "long hair consumes a lot of nutrition", why am I so fat?

[NotTooWellKnown]

This is the kind of program MST3K regularly lampoons, but those educational shorts had the excuse of being made 50 years ago

[aswesee]

i have a feeling north korea has no metal scene.

[TopHatGeorge]

I was actually going to say something witty or sarcastic but the video speaks for itself. Hair is serious business.

[Igaaboo]

"And in food news, you've had enough to eat today. Now here with the weather is Johnny Mountain." "North Korea! Everything sunny all the time always good time beach party!"

[LittlePikachu]

Oh North Korea, you so cwazy

[esierra92]

seriously north korea, wtf?!

[deszerofire]

this message is brought to you by the guy who invented the hamburger

[venomousfish]

0:20 . North Korea declares war on bitchin' sunglasses.

[Entsetzen1984]

I KNEW WE BALDIES WERE THE SMARTEST! No but seriously, the amount of bullshit in that little "health" tidbit makes me want to systematically execute every member of the North Korean parliament.

[nw82]

@Entsetzen1984

north korean parliament?

lol

[Dijo333315]

They cut there hair so they have something to eat! Genius!

[tantoedge]

...uhh.

...ohh.

[MissingINo]

So skinheads should be on top of the world...

[flipwits2]

Kim Jong Il looks like an old lesbian.

[dog2547]

@flipwits2 Kim jong IS an old lesbian 

[Whateveridontcaremeh]

Does this means they want their women to be stupid?

[poopskinTheLiar]

They even restrict haircuts in NK? Now that's doublplusungood.

[ccciiippprrryyy]

thank god i wasn t born a north korean

[MargotMilevaZ]

Kim Jong II--you fail biology forever.

[AarinHikaKao]

I would've been arrested within 5 minutes of stepping into North Korea.

[NeoFalcon69]

More like "Let's trim our hair in accordance with the 1950's"

[themasteriswatching]

@NeoFalcon69 Yes haha. Not to mention they wear Western suits also.

[monkeymanNr1]

level is very level headed or level haired

[Univer3eTwist3ers]

if i were in north korea, i would be shot and killed. just look at my profile picture. i havent cut my hair since i left the army

[aeschlimann89]

weird. So, women are stupid and unintelligent because of the long hair?

[Udany147]

@aeschlimann89 Feminism isn't very big in North Korea

[aeschlimann89]

@Udany147 north korea is just like a bad dream. like a phantasy country. just stupid.

[aeschlimann89]

@Udany147 north korea is just like a bad dream. they are so stupid; it's like a phantasy country. just weird and stupid.

[caeseroct0]

I notice there are not people with male pattern baldness in this video. What do they do?

[logik316]

@caeseroct0

Male pattern baldness is more prevalent among Europeans.

[Wochensau]

This is so weird. :~|

[squathacker]

I'm male and my hair is over 50 cm lol

[MusicMixology]

They tell you how you should cut your hair, Ive seen it all now

[vitameat]

Is it okay to shave it bald??

[Caveman712]

that is one twisted country..

[tikimandude11]

such bullshit 

[Zardozthedestroyer]

Big Brother loves your barber

[whitedogsrule]

Well, at least now I know where a degenerate capitalist like me can get a decent haircut. Mine looks like 1:23 and has for decades. Nice looking barbers too!

[lamarr912]

You know that is bullshit.

[HesseJamez]

His godhead, the great beloved leader has the best haircut of all !!!

[4SCARECROWS]

I'm going to my Hairdresser and asking for the the North Korean look. It looks like a good fall fashion this year to get the ladies.

[14sJakeB190]

Yes, I too will request the sogdo jeontu keos!

Kim Jong I'll is a Genius, no wonder he leads such a glorious nation!

A person who keeps him/herself well kept will help keep strong the moral fabric of a well kept society.

I wish we had a great leader such as him to lead my country!

[xXKaM1KaZe]

@14sJakeB190 You are sooooo working for North Korea...

[Supernova1295]

@14sJakeB190 Did the North Korean government pay you to say that? ...wait the gov allows north koreans access to the internet now o.O ?

[EbinesaaiSIDA]

What about women with long hair?

[bigblackdyx]

"No matter how good the clothes, if one does not wear tidy shoes, one's personality will be downgraded"............DAMN! These North Koreans sure do understand corporate culture!!!!!!!!

[Michou007]

Actually, the Koreans are TOTALLY JUSTIFIED to resist the influence of much of the DEGENERATE Western lifestyle. A good sociological study or an intelligent ethnologist would have a great time showing the relationship between different lifestyles in the Western world and and the ideas and values behind them: Heavy Metal, Punk, Gangsta Rap, Grunge... the possibilities are limitless !

[Panteleon]

the diference is that even though western lifestyle is "degenerated", at least it is a lifestyle that we have choosen by our own.

You are right, posibilities are limitless... that is what makes life interesting ;)

[jwh30385]

@Michou007 And so you resist cultural impact by force, and downright lying?

[logik316]

@Michou007

Western culture may have it's problems, but those are problems I can live with. I would refuse to tolerate any government or nanny organization that tried to tell me how I should cut my hair.

[xXKaM1KaZe]

@Michou007 I'd rather have heavy metal, punk gangsta rape and grunge than mass starving and a crazy totalitarian government. Just seems like a better trade off.

[jjdecani]

i don't recommend a haircut, man. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are so uptight.

[joe9320]

They name and shame people? And you have to have a haircut? Cool.

[BigMDS67]

The return of the Maoist sugar bowl haircut!

[123ATOM321]

De Javu Nazi Germany in the late 1930's?

[FIFA07Addicted]

@123ATOM321 u mean deja vu

[ruttenbas]

Hilarious. And I thought us Chinese had it bad.

[MythicalBeastFilms]

Man North Korean television sucks.  "What, THIS is what replaced North Korean Idol?!?!?!?"

[ubuntututorials]

"If they still got any, men over 50 are allowed up to 7cm, to cover baldness." Haha.

[EnigmaDrath]

Ah, I see. This explains why Einstein was such a dumbass: all that hair OBVIOUSLY affected his intellect -_-;

[tergaadfgherzeaz]

looool?????loooll

[gothicfuneral1]

if long hair is bad for your brain then I must be a retard!!!!!! XPPPP

[CommanderCornbread]

North Korea is a hemorrhoid on the Earth

[WWComradeB]

Well done Kim, you have done it again in failing to know two fucking cents about socialism.

[FinlandESC]

I have a strong feeling that the picture with two men who are wearing sunglasses is not real. Seriously, how many North Koreans have sunglasses and clothes like that?

[jwh30385]

All communist radicals in the west would be arrested and forced to cut their hair apparently, if they went to NK..

[AdaptorPlug]

Goodness knows what the north Koreans think of the western tourists at the Kumsusan Memorial / Mausoleum. When I was there westerners looked an embarassment.

[mcviking84]

South Koreans aren't the biggest fans of foreigners, so I can only imagine its ten times worse up North.

[reallysecretusername]

sick fucks. they treat people like theyre some kind of animals with no individual desires or goals whatsoever.

[powereater]

Hairdressing and Our lives Sounds like it would be a halarious sitcom.

[arcarsenal420]

how very bizarre that the DPRK, the most extreme of the fascist-communist-synthesis nations of the 21st century, comes to treat hairstyle as a commodified status symbol even more strictly than most capitalist countries

[valcaron]

>long hair consumes a great deal of nutrition

aaaaaaaaaa hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ahahah ohohohohohohoh hahahahahahaha

[kalevala818]

jay chou's from taiwan, and i'm not even asian.

[jxhensley]

If I ask to have my hair styled like the dear leader in DPRK will I be arrested?

[vitameat]

@jxhensley ..no just ask people's barbers for Weed-Whacker style with lots of ears showing!

[ChristinaWatkinson]

aww wow not even girls can have long hair? that sucks to be in NK

[Sponxic]

Communism=Forced Conformity

[asianguy1000]

I know really, Jay chow is also from a communist country. and even china doesn't care if his hair is long. stupid juche fuckers......

[kennyMarley]

fo ur information china doesn't run in a communist way anymore, they learnt from mistakes = north korea, cuba

[PhantomTigershark]

China hasn't been "communist" sine the revisionist Deng Xiaoping took power. Get a clue.

[biglzz]

If Chians not 'Communist' does that mean its socialist?

[PhantomTigershark]

"Market Socialist" if you can call it that. They are far from being even a standard socialist state.

[jwh30385]

@biglzz China is a capitalist dictatorship.

[Bonzibuddy4ever]

"People who wear other's style of dress and live in other's style will become fools and that nation will come to ruin" is the only sane thing in that video.

[zz8w]

really so people with long hair are more stupid.;..... that's new guys,..... haha , i think when i have long hair i feel my self more interlectualll.....

[3z3three]

om my god...

[MidEastNews]

What if i go to North Korea with Jay Chou's hairstyle? Would I be arrested by damnwit Kim Jong-il?

[Hajimesama6]

Actually, yes you would. Wikipedia claims "obvious emblems of western fashion such as blue jeans continued to be entirely banned, and long hair on men could lead to arrest and forced haircuts".

[SomeBlokeLol]

Fascism.

[Dochirin]

Communism.

[SomeBlokeLol]

Ignorance.

Touché.

[chiflamico]

Have you ever seen a Korean man with moustache???

[Ukrainatrain]

can you get arrested for having a wrong haircut, or wearing the wrong clothes?

[msuan0425dprmindanao]

yes, you can, or you should be, if your an emo.

[dahwang12]

Imagine there's no countries

It isn't hard to do

Nothing to kill or die for

And no religion too

Imagine all the people

Living life in peace

[Ukrainatrain]

that's exactly the communist ideal

[dahwang12]

Well, the problem is there are no almost no communist-influenced counties that are totally free of suffering population. And contrary of this magnificent song, most of these countries still has some reason to "die" for their national cause. So, even though it is, on the most case, communist ideal, we as a human failed to achieve it simply cause we're not perfect...

[Dochirin]

Living in peace isn't precisely the Communist ideal...

[Ukrainatrain]

yes, final destination of communism iis that there would be no borders, religion, or inequality, nationalism. Everyone would live in complete peace, and the only way to achieve this is to have everyone be completely equal, working as you can, and getting all you need. Pretty much what the song is saying.

[WeAreDevo456]

@Ukrainatrain But some will always be more equal than others, ain't that right?

[Ukrainatrain]

@WeAreDevo456

Our nature is competitive, therefore, forced to be equal is not freedom. This is why communism failed, and continues to fail in countries that still practice it.

[WeAreDevo456]

@Ukrainatrain Quite right. You can't stop people from competing, owning property or making money any more than you can stop people from drinking, gambling, smoking, fucking or listening to "the wrong type of music". What you can do, however, try to make sure all of the above are done in an ethical manner.

[SupremePenguinTone]

@Ukrainatrain Oh its my human nature to have 10 BMW's while 60% of my country starve to death, oh well.

Capitalism works so well that the majority of the earth go to bed hungry.

Oh and by the way North Korea isn't Communist. They done rejected it for their own ideas.

[Ukrainatrain]

@SupremePenguinTone 60%? HAHA are you talking about North Korea? Communism has failed in every country that attempted it, including N Korea. Communist countries are the only countries who had to imprison their citizens by closing borders to information and travel. And now, you can call it whatever you want, but the basic political framework of the country is a socialist dictatorship. And that's why its in such deep shit.

[SupremePenguinTone]

@Ukrainatrain No. I'm not talking about NK. You implied that it's human nature to be greedy, and so nothing should be done about the inequality in the world. Communism has never been practiced. If you knew the first thing about Marxist thought you wouldn't blurt out such errors. Have you ever read the Communist Manifesto? Where does Marx talk about imprisoning people? Closing borders and so on? Actually it was the Americans who banned travel to Cuba, not the other way around.

[squathacker]

@SupremePenguinTone Actually there was Communism before civilization. It's called Primitive Communism by Marxists and Anarcho-primitivism by Anarchists.

[bohemianwriter1]

Shit! This hippie needs to cut his long hair before going to the Land of the Warped.

I wonder if they have any good drugs there...

[tyronejohn20]

This is totally fascism! This is not communism/socialism anymore! Too much interference on people's lives! Even their hair style and style of clothing were interfered! This is unacceptable! Kim Jong-IL must be stopped!

[peppeddu]

"Long hair takes nutrition away from the brain"

Therefore bald people are smart?

[logik316]

@peppeddu

I am.

[Dicktaa]

I know, seriously, Kim Jong Il does not have the proper haircut. He should be shot for treason.

[EvilMuppet1979]

This video is terrifying on several levels. First, because of its appalling quality. Secondly, because of the junk-propaganda/science element. Thirdly, because its offensive that a government would interfere with the people so. There is no good reason for this at all.

[ObiWanKentucky]

Does anyone here knows Kim Jong Il's pubic hair grows on his head?

[ghangonlfjy]

commie , you are tottaly jerk!

Praxis is totaly different than socialist economic

[n40798]

Why doesn't the Great Leader sport the proper hair cut?

[wwxoxww]

did anyone see kim jong hairstyle?

[randymatsunaga]

Was wondering do they have to trim teh hair down south of teh border? lol

[poopytubester]

if they werent so chinese they would get the point. north koreans have small penises and they are like insects

[ProfessorxVile]

How much do you want to bet every single person featured in this video is now dead or starving in a prison camp and wishing they were?

And here's a question: when is Kim going to trim HIS hair in accordance with socialist lifestyle? Oh wait, he's living the life of the socialist dictator...different set of rules. My bad.

[guguigugu]

f***ed up f***ed up f***ed up f***ed up f***ed up f***ed up f***ed up f***ed up f***ed up f***ed up

those poor people... when will the west, so bent on spreading freedom and democracy, do something about this prison-country??

[Commie2008]

The USA has had the highest imprisonment rate for the past 25 years. Why is it bad when other countries execute their prisoners, but okay when American states (i.e. Texas, Virginia, etc.) take pride in executing large numbers of people. The majority of US prisoners committed non-violent crimes. America holds about half a million more prisoners than China (which has a population 1.3 billion). The United Kingdom has the highest imprisonment rate in the European Union.

[Commie2008]

In the USA, the death of a worker from work-related causes occurs every 5 minutes. American police even act brutally on impulse just so they can get arrests to fit their quotas. It's common knowledge that women get paid less than men. The capitalist slave trade wasn't very fair either!

14 million children die each year. A majority of those deaths are in the capitalist parts of Asia. In the US, a child dies every 50 minutes due to lack of food or money.

[Commie2008]

So, do you still think you're free? Power flows from the industries of the land. The Working Class must organize to take the industries and operate them on the interest of all.

[LordofDarkness42]

@Commie2008 And what is your source? Of course, none.

[guguigugu]

i see you've missed the irony in my comment...

also, communism is dead everywhere but NK, i can't believe you support such ideas. you're basically spreading the same propaganda as Kim Jong Il

[Commie2008]

I don't give a fuck if you think I'm evil or foolish. I honestly couldn't care less.

[guguigugu]

then what the fuck are you replying to my comment for?

stay offline if you don't want people's opinions

[Commie2008]

It's not that I don't want other opinions. It's just that I don't give a damn if someone can't handle *my* opinions and they think I'm evil.

[guguigugu]

well, have fun in DPRK then... send us imperialist swines a first-hand comment about juche (and juche hairstyles) when the glorious leader allows you to use the internet

[TheManbearpig1]

Yes the U.S uses the death penalty, but not for bs convictions like 'speaking out against the regime' which, if u are a communist, would undoubtedly support if u had power wouldnt u?

[Commie2008]

If you don't attack us when we come to power your life will be spared, but if you try to overthrow the dictatorship of the proletariat we'll kill you.

[TheManbearpig1]

Such is the mentality of communists. You don't care about the people, it's all bs rhetoric. You only care about achieving power and crushing opposition to u. This is why America kills people like u and attacks countries with people like u in power. Communism is dead, Capitalism has triumphed, and you're doomed to spend the rest of your life harrasing ppl on youtube dreaming of being some pathetic dictator like Stalin.

[Commie2008]

Yes we care about the people, but the people are uneducated on how a communist society works. We must protect the people from capitalistic thoughts so as to promote a more positive lifestyle. The reason why America oppresses progressives is because they and everything they stand for is a threat to the continued rule of the aristocrats in the plutocracy that is the US. (America is not a democracy and is not intended to be!)

[Commie2008]

America must ever increase its territorial borders; it is an imperialistic beast that can never be satisfied. Communism is not dead! Since the fall of the USSR, the great socialist experiment, the reactionaries have claimed that socialism is dead. They are wrong! The death of the Soviet Union was a blow to socialism, but whatever does not kill you makes you stronger. In many countries, socialist/communist parties do well!

[Commie2008]

It is alive among the people, so socialist states WILL exist in the future. Socialism is still partly alive in Vietnam and China. It is very much alive in North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, etc.