Missing Girl Probably Raped

[hydrollama]

How come there are all these comments saying how this goes to far and has bad taste but not on videos joking about murders or a school shooting? Rape is bad but I think we can all agree mass murder or even people being taken hostage is worse so go to those videos and bitch, damn.

[SeCONdagenda1]

is this FOX news?

[PublicVIDE0]

Its fucking funny haters

[Jzeaser]

no lol on this one... the onion usually hits the nail on the head on satire but it's way off on this one

[xXSteamlolerXx]

LOL

[atomisten]

ok whats the joke

[piersaul11]

Didn't have to tell the parents the plastic rap part damn :\

[pinglemjau]

Not far from "real" news these days...

[TheForgottenEagle]

lmao: "When we return: Computer Simulation shows what potential rape may have looked like."

[zackamisiesxstuck]

ha ha, she died

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

lol i get what there trying to do

but funny at the same time and dark

[MSoltan1992]

Descendants of Castlevania!

[zepherighost]

I find this video remarkably difficult to masturbate to.

[stuijn]

@zepherighost lol

[shaneho78]

Only thing missing in this video is a fake psychic.

[elizarules11411]

what the fucking fuck????????? why would you say that to the parents????

[moltai10]

@elizarules11411 this is the onion, its a joke.

[elizarules11411]

@moltai10 thank god

[DrewHockley95]

THE FLYING FUCK!?!?! WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT ESPECAILLY TO THE PARENTS

[Glowsticks1000]

@DrewHockley95 its fake....

[alsoknownasceasar]

Onion is good, but this video just went a little too far : )

[AustrianChaos]

They really capture the borderline horny bloodthirst of the media in cases like that.

The worse, the better.

[kirielvids]

they were right. i did.

[AdmiralBetas]

Hope she's ok :|

[eugenehk25]

"We have no idea how terrible this story will turn out." Awesome.

[Donkey0Madness]

fake and gay!

[khansahb8]

How is this funny, it's just depraved

[huckster699]

@khansahb8 You are one of those clueless people who does not the the humor

[khansahb8]

@huckster699 clue me in then

[huckster699]

@khansahb8 This is a parody of the media. Making fun of how the media will make up anything just to get ratings

[huckster699]

@khansahb8 The humor is how they make fun of the media that without no proof at all the media automatically assumes the worse without any evidence to the fact just to boost ratings.  There making fun of the media. Grow a sense of humor please

[khansahb8]

@huckster699 this is the second time you've responded to the same comment. satisfied?

[bishop0]

For all those that dislike this video let me ask you this. With the title of the video being "Missing Girl Probably Raped" why the hell would you click on link if you weren't prepared for some dark satirical humor. It's not like you got Rick Rolled, its pretty damn obvious what you're about to see. Furthermore to be offended by this video is to miss the greater point that The Onion was trying to make and thats just sad.

[cure1vashna]

@bishop0 totaly true but you cast your pearls before swine. If they dont get it an explanation wont help

[Japaneseanimeguy]

@bishop0 There is no greater point is there? The Oinion likes doing these videos so he continues to make them. He puts them on Youtube for everyone to watch cause he knows people all over the wolrd enjoy this kind of humour. It's all just cause he feels like it. A lot like South Park making fun of anything they can regardless of whether or not they are supposed to do it.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@bishop0 Maybe they wanted to see a real news story on it and found the title misleading.

[2Foxxy4U]

I don't know whether to laugh or burst into tears.

[Bablet16]

@2Foxxy4U Laugh. It's the Onion, laugh.

[k00lkatt]

Put out a BOLO on Chester the Molester.

[k00lkatt]

Just another news day in Gotham City USA.

[h0rnd0917]

Maybe it was a pedifile. She looked about ten or so

[619stanley]

@h0rnd0917 L2spell

[Etpwnhome]

This never gets old. Funniest shit I've seen in ages.

[motocarnage615]

Bad taste 

[cynobyte1]

@motocarnage615 If you think so you missed the point. It's a satire. It's basically exaggerating what most news stations do today (focus on tragic stories, and imply worst case scenarios in order to score ratings even though they have 0 evidence of anything). Most news today isn't news at all, it's just a network fishing for ratings.

[motocarnage615]

@cynobyte1 No I get it, just I (let me emphasize that) I don't find it the slightest bit funny.

[Mastirshake]

would that give you comfort?



[Pastor9764]

I'm a missing girl and I don't find this video funny.

[drweelz]

@Pastor9764 lol



[symph0nyofblase]

@Pastor9764

So go home you fuckwit.

[CpsLock3]

@Pastor9764 Thank you Ms. obvious about you're pre disposition twords a lack of humor on this content we enjoy your opinion and hope you get found.

[TheShidiwen]

@Pastor9764 were you raped?

[ObscenelyGreat]

@Pastor9764

Were you probably raped?

[robps26]

HA!!!!

[1bigLawman]

Lmfao...they goin to hell

[CpsLock3]

next video should be Feminist kidnapped cops pretend to make an effort to find her.

[tpaladino]

I love how the camera guy zooms in on her underwear on the floor. I knew they were going to do that.

[suspendedanimation]

lol @ 2:27

[WhisperShift]

Wow this is some really [beautifully done] dark humor. The way 24hr-news loves speculating on the worst possible scenario with absolutely no facts is ridiculous.

[BADDOOKUS]

Indiana?, that pretty much explains everythig

[johnfox137]

Iam convinced. she was raped to death in woods, then wrapped in plastic and hidden somewhere remote , indeed.

[eeg10]

Being dismemebered than raped?! WTF?! LOL!

[Scandelis]

holy crap that was funny!

[chancy319]

LMFAO!!!!! @ the poll on 1:04. I nearly died of laughter.

[shanwh1104]

its the onion news ok if you don't like the jokes shut up and watch something else no-one is forcing you to watch this

[Dorminay42]

"Mathematicians unveil new, harder math"

[nyy22592]

Lol @ Dumb people who can't pick up the icon in the bottom right corner

[TheYouwontgetit]

did they find her...???

[frenchcrusade]

for a second there i thought this was fox news

[mark347347]

At 01:18, some masked guy in the back. -.-

[filipi346]

i shoudnt have done that but i laughed really hard when the poll came up... and i laughed even harder when i read the last option ''being dismembered and then raped'' LOLLOLOLOL

[WaendchenWand]

2:27 lol "When we return: Computer simulation shows what the potental rape may have looked like" xD

[3rdsnowleopard]

I was wrong. Rape can be funny.

[ZackVapa]

yeaahh I could get a wii for free if I purchase a ps3 (read down of the video at 1:36)

[105fatty]

I think it is a comment on the public or the media's obsession/ fascination with violent or sexual crimes. They love stories of women being victims, especially if they are young, white, and pretty. They almost seem to wish this chick got raped.

[xxxZombieHunterxxx]

This reminds me of the movie Otis.

[keir193]

rape is a comedy coldmine

[darkforhavoc93]

@mrmastermind29 I am not dumb! I just don't think people should joke about something as serious as rape and missing people. Yes this is a "joke" but i dont find it funny at all!

[Gavin3214]

@darkforhavoc93 rape is funny

[Dichromaru]

Rape isn't funny.

It's hilarious.

[phenomenalclassic93]

Jean Anne Whorton raped Megan 

[Angel187666]

That is hilarious!

[darkforhavoc93]

was this actually serious? if yes those people are crazy! and should respect the girl and her parent. wtf is with the poll? If this is fake then the people are totally messed up!!!

[kmetvhribih]

@darkforhavoc93 its called satire. read the top comments ;)

[darkforhavoc93]

@kmetvhribih I realised after commenting :P

[hillerysean]

This is horribly unfunny

[TheNoobiezz]

Wow raped to death.. too much orgasm i suppose? :O

[kppdsuckakppd]

Oh my god, I fucking died laughing when the Live Web Poll came up.

[ItsACode]

this should be a mainstream TV news netwrok

[VengeanceRising1]

They are going to make it a show on the IFC channel coming very soon. :)

[applespelonker]

i watched this 5 times and its still live they're covering this thoroughly.

[confessa]

Omg, hahahahahahaha. This is great satire.

[daveforfun22]

When we come back computer simulations show what the rape may have looked like.

Fucking love it.

[WaiLoungChan]

Computer simulation? ಠ_ಠ

[1996aalbers]

you guys, its satire



[KAZMOLOVES63]

fake news or fox news. i really can't tell the difference

[Karascool]

@KAZMOLOVES63 or CNN or any "news" for that matter.

[EagleMarine2012]

@KAZMOLOVES63 this isent fox news you fucking idiot

[Nikon05]

@EagleMarine2012 wow, way to miss the point. he said its hard to tell the difference between fake news and fox news.

[aodili1]

@KAZMOLOVES63 how is this like fox news and not like CNN ?

[Xanatos712]

@KAZMOLOVES63 If it wasn't for "ONN" in the corner they would've fooled me.

[yusbarrett]

@KAZMOLOVES63 I am certainly sure this is fox news, what would make you think otherwise?

[Parkourpurist89]

I voted for: Being dismembered then raped

[bluebill0124]

Read the 'when we return' bit right at the end - LMAO

[whitemage4ever]

Boner alert

[330MillionGods]

iS THIS REAL ? OMG, WHAT THE WORLD IS COMING TO ?

[Skvid]

@330MillionGods it isnt real you dumb fucking piece of shit

[midnightperfectworld]

@Skvid dont feed trolls...

[ahaetulla]

"When we return: Computer simulation shows what the potential rape may have looked like" Haaaaaaaaa

[Cards591]

This actually happened at IU

[DominicMetal1979]

The funniest part is she's only been "missing" two days, which means she's probably just on a college road trip, or getting an abortion somewhere.

[cloudberry121]

This is so sad and they still haven't explored the likelihood of Zombie activity and her brain probably being completely eaten.

[vrty21]

is this fake?? wtf live web poll really?? it must been very hard for the parents.

[imthetank3]

i voted for: being raped

[TheYoungbabybirdbath]

@gnosticatheist it's good to know you let this one video, which is meant to be nothing more than a joke pointing out the flaws of American media, determine the morals of an entire nationality of people

[Raveninety9]

when we return:computer simulation shows what the potential rape may have looked like

[soinicx2]

Next: computer simulation shows what the rape may look like LOL

[CaptainSpellingError]

I like how people are going "Rape isn't funny! Herp derp" This is not about rape at all, this is making fun of how the news media takes advantage of grieving and hurting family members just so they can make a quick, solid buck.

[ArtjomGlad]

@CaptainSpellingError I think this is also about how news make you think something happend when in reallity there's no reason for believeing for such a thing as rape.

[Kazuia20]

@CaptainSpellingError Stupid people are stupid.

[Dorminay42]

@CaptainSpellingError I disagree, I think rape is hilarious.

[CaptainSpellingError]

@Dorminay42 That has nothing to do with what I said. Especially about the mice

[kingsman565]

@Dorminay42 I'm gona come to you house and rape you, have a shower and put an apple pie in the oven for when I get there.

[zombiedogmeat]

best onion

[cheechanchux]

Hahahah this is funny as Fuck, pardon the punn

[NoahHertelendy]

Some people don't like to talk about this, some people don't like to hear about that ... well, some people are just fu*kin' stupid! Rape can be funny, watch George Carlin you all might learn some wisdom you oversensitive, soft-language lover, mainstream, I-have-no-idea-of-my-own bunch of pussies. Besides, they are not even joking about rape ...

[gazugaXP]

as usual, i see tons of comments wondering why rape is a joke. the onion is a satire of real news, like cowcrap43 said, its making fun of sensationally violent, fear-mongering news like fox. the news always has stories on rape. they aren't helping the victim or helping to prevent rape. they are just using fear and thrill of violence to keep you till after the commercial break. (like people slowing down to stare at a car accident)

[millmill02]

there making jokes about rape? cant anyone else see that this isn't rite?

[sharpkeet]

@millmill02 these aren't jokes about the act of rape. it's satire on the coverage of stories like these by big time news agencies to hit those high ratings!

[zietda2]

is this funny?

Rape isnt

[820423]

@zietda2 Its satire. It doesnt necessarily need to be funny. It highlights a point about media coverage and manipulative speculation.

They take a real life situation (that being sensationalistic media) and puts it in another perpective to highlight how bad it is, so that we will guard ourselves against it in real life, and thus filter out the propaganda and keep the truth.

That is the purpose of satire. Change.

[GnosticAtheist]

@zietda2 The only thing funnier then rape is your mother vagina etc etc etc.

Try to think for once; this is satire, satire does not need to be "funny", depending on your definition of funny, that is. I found this hillarious, because this is what "the news" has become. Fearmongering bullshit for the mentally retarded.

[zietda2]

@GnosticAtheist Okay but sry I'm not american. Here in Belgium whe have quality TV so I wouldnt know.

I'm sorry to hear thats is all commercialized and it's all about making more money.

I also like satire, but this is yust on the wrong way, or should i say "american way"

Fucked up country, no morals

[ZPM7]

I half expected her to walk into the dorm while they were filming.

[m1c000l]

cameras capture the tragic opening dad at the museum of fire LMFAO

[R5H4D0W]

being dismembered then raped... LOL, who would've thought

on a serious note, why are all girls with the name Megan hot? I mean gee... you figured there's be an exception somewhere.

[novembre8211]

@R5H4D0W I've noticed that myself...I always thought Megan was a sexy name anyway :D

[R5H4D0W]

@novembre8211 yeah, but how the hell did her mother knew of her sexy future when she named her? =P

[HellaFlushEvo]

i would rape her... ooohhh yeaaaa

[EnuHarumonia]

Hold on...what was that...?

"Sony to offer free Nintendo Wii with every Playstation 3 perchase"

PS3s STILL WOULDN'T SELL XD

[Buttcheesesandwich]

Dude I would totally dismember her body and rape all over her face. That's legal right?

[pharisdrp]

@Buttcheesesandwich only in California and I think florida but google it just to make sure ya can't be too careful LOL

[jeroenman]

"computer simualtion shows what the potential rapemay have looked like" LOL:D

[SolarPhoenix61]

Being Dismembered then Raped 39%

oh the Onion, u NEVER failed to amuse me

[IAPsSMIDSY]

I laughed so much.

[yukikurama]

They climbed in her window and snatched her up

[SolarPhoenix61]

@yukikurama i guess she didn't hide her kids, hide her wife and hide her husband

[Wandergirl108]

@forgot131313 It IS funny, because this is a SATIRICAL - and fake - news network. Knowing that, think for a minute about exactly what is said here, and you'll get the joke.

[jas75211]

Poor parents lol

[ofdiscordia]

You know that German investigator in Inglorious Basterds that was checking out the Frenchwoman and she told him she had a cast because she fell while mountain climbing and he laughed her to scorn? I laughed just like that over this, lol.

[applepieindesky]

Being disembered THAN raped? What the flying fuck? Necrophiliac style....

[Hikarilover123]

"Dismembered then raped"  I laughed the hardest in months.

[tigerone1970]

173 people have never heard of Nancy Grace.

[Reticuli]

It's funny because of how accurately predatory the news people are.

[lckennahminder]

I love that clearly nobody understands this is a joke. Please. Does anyone have a brain?

[227titan]

lol i like how they say what might have happend

[ktayor1]

Yeah this one of the Onions isn't great, they are meant to make fun of issues, which most of their stuff is, but this one isnt.

[CamiR092991]

The only Onion video I didn't laugh at. It's too much like the real news :(

[treblig1995]

this ain't fucking funny!

[PlatinumMaggard]

I bet they feel like ass holes since there is a missing student at Indiana University right now.

[cowcrap43]

I came here to watch the onion, and instead i got Fox news

[J88Wolf]

@cowcrap43 xD I instantly thought that too!

[wookiedestroyer101]

@cowcrap43 LOL

[volunteernation16]

@cowcrap43 ??

[24michaeljohn]

i dont get it - im not offended or amused. do people really think this is funny?

[AyeItsMike]

@24michaeljohn Yes.

[spreadhead4201]

whoa, coincidence w/ lauren spierer? i think not

[machewbaccas]

"Queen Elizibeth has topped the annual QILF list"

Haha

[TheJackRapper2]

lol, at the end - "up next, computer simulation of what the rape may have looked like"!!

ROFL!

[joetj]

this is a damn shame! lmfao!

[apocl666]

Hey wait, I want to see that computer simulation.

[georgeofnewyork]

reading the scrollers were much more entertaining

[loolsos]

hahaha at all the morons commenting and disliking this.. stupid hillbilly cousin fucking hicks

[Strava124]

This is beyond hilarious LOL

[Greedy4Money]

I laughed so hard when she asked if the possibility of her being wrapped up and thrown in a lake made them feel better!

[kakashidemon321]

They are not making fun of rape. They are making fun of the vicious news media that openly assume the victim was killed in the worst case scenario (mostly using rape) in front of the terribly distraught parents. They use this to get ratings. The worse the kill, the more the viewers.

[Hejzwej]

"Would that bring you comfort?"

[LooksLegitBro]

did anyone not laugh? i really don't find the subject of rape to be that humorous.

@Loo