Funny Chinese Love Song w/ Fake English Lyrics

[UglyFaceOfLove]

i would milk my butt lol

[Giomarach]

He to an arrow to the why knee.

[RannyFurre]

WASHY WASHY WASHY WASHY PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA.

[NekoYakumo]

Now there 804 ppl lost their virginity to a tree.

[jaycheetos008]

i know me to

[jyello77]

1:28 i laughed my ass off

[mattiastq]

"i would milk my butt" roflmao

[TeamArcticcatcanada]

Great video man hasatarical!

[simpleistooeasy]

wtf happened at the end? did he punch her into orbit or something?

[LLawliet197]

im lookin one that says "I go to heaven soon no eat now eat later" or something like that :P but cant find it

[mzxnightmare]

To people who speak Chinese: I'm trying to follow the English, but it's really hard when you do understand Chinese. XD Thumbs up if your the same

[snipekiller107]

this is weird

[AntiThanShwe]

I would milk my butt LMFAO at 1:02 xD

[catloverxoxo2]

thumbs up if your not chinese

[leonerdodavin92]

it just doesnt sound like english to someone who knows chinese =[

just couldnt relate myself to any funny parts, just bad translation of chinese from the original cantonese.

[mikkimix66]

Omg I love the where the salsa part it is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1234bella2101]

i lost my virgnaty onver a tree pmsl !!

[davidterrell]

:43 does ears.....

[EnviousNiall]

PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA

[ninjaGuyLPA]

at 1:27 she said i have a peepee

[Ajm8597]

1:03

I will milk my butt? xD lol

that's a reason why I don't drink milk!

[madstyle15]

Its kind of weird that no one has called this racist and then started an argument

nice job youtube

[twilovermaddie]

your chi chi in my pea soup XD

[EcoDimension]

lyrics are funny but it doesn't match the singing

[ilikeamazon]

Oh, your chin is yolky as she Bow hind-quarters to me Your Chi Chi in my pea soup I'll bite your knee Say, here's Kool-Aid I'm mating Ten wide words, and a shoe I lost my virginity, to a tree Shes to one with huggies and huggies and huggies It hurts to do you Thank you I shoot you with a ping pong Spank you WE ARE TRYING HO Why, knee Why, knee Why knee-knee-knee Why knee-knee-knee Why, knee Poke an eye Poke an eye You're a lousy foot

[battlefieldzero]

it got epic at 0:48

[DRTMaverick]

lol "milk my butt"

[Laserpointer333]

my last comment was a hacker comment left my youtube channel at school noob went on the pc that i went on saw that noob on

[SuperTunadude]

@Laserpointer333 you can get on youtube at school? lucky

[Laserpointer333]

@SuperTunadude yep also allowed on facebook myspace twitter and sometimes swear outside lol

[Dublin1826]

Did......he.....just.......fly­?

[Laserpointer333]

lyrics wrong i know cause im chinese

[JiS01]

W T FFFFFF

[austin63447]

wtf is this

[xXxLouiseRxXx]

WTF :L

[koolaznboy1]

It woulda been funnier if I lost my virginity and to a tree was separated.

[efps20114pchanchen]

lol understand chinese but the english words makes it funnier.

[Calzexx]

WHY NEEEEEEEE

[jasonmage]

Jackie Chan?

[thehoosierfortheUK]

I have a peepee; how romantic...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA!!!!!!

[vjugalde]

WO AI NI !! <3

[ilikeamazon]

793 people lost their virginity to a tree.

[FreeGunners]

what was the song all thw way at the end?

[monthlyguitarist]

wtf

[SuperKage11]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllll

[MrSuddenstriker]

i think this guy has a SLIGHT spastical disorder

[efps20114pchanchen]

@MrSuddenstriker lol maybe

[lilwang69]

im chinese but so all i hear is chinese and cant concentrate on subtitles

[VIOLA703]

Molto bello!

[normalperson]

ahahahahahahah

[snakebreaknet]

操　蛋

[snakebreaknet]

操蛋....

[aaronhayward1]

poke an eye poke an eye, your a lousy foot!

[Hottelio120]

Last part is the best

[calvinblinkee]

Fuck it's hard when you actually know the language lol

[SeeMeFlee]

i saw the actual movie XD nice try making a epic fail XD

[SuperTunadude]

@SeeMeFlee whats it called, i must see it!!!

[Juinor]

I will MILK my BUTT.

[M0kopuu]

Nope. It still sounds like Chinese to me.

[joewtjjoewp1]

wo ai ni is the chinese for i love you xD

[SeeMeFlee]

@joewtjjoewp1 no 我爱你 is the chinese for i luv u nub

[hyperkiller551]

AND I USED IT TO ANOYE MY CUSIN CAUSE HIS EYES ARE SPLIT BUT HE IS FROM AMERICA

[hyperkiller551]

I DONT EVEN NOW WHY IM WATCHING THIS

[supremepower12345]

"I would milk your butt" =))

[blondexrocker]

Lol, since I speak fluent Chinese it was hard for me to not hear the REAL words, but the end was pretty funny. I thought the ending part had much more 'lyrics' that fit.

Now go like, CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY, WHERE THE SALSA... Washy washy washy washy pizza pizza pizza pizza. that was the best part

[Takashi0kisumo]

why knee... wo ai ni... why knee...wo ai ni... lol it actually sound alot alike :D

[ligador23]

Gaddafi!

[SuperTunadude]

huggies and huggies and huggies and huggies!!!

[BiggieBiggs3691]

Roughly translated I think he's telling her "You give me eggroll, me love you long time"

[SchmiggleLikesCake]

Why Knee indeed

[wilchen551]

i lost my virginity.......to a tree WTF! o_o

[MsLollipoplala]

bow hind-quarters at me lol

[MsLollipoplala]

lol i was laughin like mad with my sis ><

[Dakkasi]

benny lava is hotter

[Rity101]

lol, do more. this is so funny

[jinnsui]

C: if i have a lover.... then i'd want them to sing this C:

[deathkingo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX!!!



[anjuboogiekunful]

this is fucking funny

[creepsrus]

i actually think the original song is funnier than the subtitles

[Circadork]

Am I the only one who thinks 0:51 is the funniest part?

That guys face is hilarious! His little, confused head-bobbing and all!

[Digga1221]

I managed (barely) to hold it in until "washy washy washy washy pizza pizza pizza pizza" and lost it at the point. Think I stopped laughing about ten minutes later....

[poopwar2]

yh thats how guys get a girl back then in china -_-

[poopwar2]

watch eagle shooting heroes its funny! it has this too

[flipturn59]

wtf....

[ShayandPaige]

LMAO!!!!!!! i would milk my butt! WHERES THE SALSA xD

[loulou93311]

Now go like..... CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY

[malighn]

by the way...

min-or bun engin made benny lava

[MultiKittycat1999]

@loulou93311 ikr XD

[ollyboy59]

"Jump or I'll break you're legs" ^^

[loulou93311]

DAMN. I actually thought he REALLY loved why-knee. xD

[loulou93311]

Someone, PLEASE send this to Ray William Johnson xD

[Jaguar2117]

786 people are Chinese :P

[LMFAAAOO]

remember the part they said i would milk my butt

and at the end this girl jumps and runs on a chinese man and she was screaming I HAVE A PEE

[wweThunderForce]

i am going to comment pissing myself about it!!!!!!!!! cause i literally pissed myself cause i loled too hard.... and they were good pants too. AND my girlfriend was over....FUUUUUUUUU

[juankZ]

PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA

hhahaHAHHA

[loulou93311]

im totally sending this to Ray William Johnson xD

[loulou93311]

I lost my virginity.... to a tree? :l Wow.

[divendrakumara]

Melody ...melody...so nice and de-stressing ! No barrier for music and songs O:-)

[jojoinhere]

this is funny without the "lyrics".

[wongsophiebaby]

haha ```````so funny`````````

[vxDAZZAvx]

what did i just watch?

[TheAngelika321]

da feiji

[85Esparta]

I have a pee pee

[BeeTeeBeeAyEm]

this isn't very accurate

[Dibbyskye]

wow



[funkyguy77]

why knee!?... just why... washy pizza?!?!?!

[IchigoFan777]

the last part is the greatest with the nun

[Freshbott2]

This is how I'm gonna propose.

[atd87atd87]

LOST VIRGINITY TO A TREE?? ! SOUNDS LIKE A HORNY BITCH !!

[flippinclip]

@atd87atd87 no no no no no... you mean sounds like a horny..........BIRCH :] see what i did there?

[atd87atd87]

@flippinclip LoL .....

[jliu524]

well... at least you got the "i love you" part right lol

[canadabuon]

holy shit ..wo ai ni = why kneeeeee ?????

[SixtySky987]

@canadabuon

hahahahahaha lol...

this is made me laugh too...

[lilbunnyjin]

lol ah :3

[skyhumphrey]

东成西就

[pinksparklypig]

I can't fucking breathe =)) The worst part is I speak Chinese so I knew what they were actually saying =)) Oh shit, this was great x] Good job. Oh, and a tree took my virginity as well. No regrets, right?

[100ammarrizvi]

i laughed so hard i cried

[KittyChloe8]

HHAHAHAHAAHAHA! AND LOLOL AT THE OLD LADY AT THE END?

[IIPedoBearII]

lol why does he tackle the shit out of her?

[micktheman100]

@IIPedoBearII cause she have a dick

[000ragnarokPK]

I'm a Chinese, and I like this translation !

Thumb up !

[Mrasianpopmusic]

wo ai ni = why knee??!!! imao

[CitrixDev]

This is actually very funny if you understand chinese.

[Lipgloss91able]

@CitrixDev ikr lol

[nad2k11]

774 people were chinease

[THT1979]

I lost my virginity to a tree... WTF?

[ChiiBiiChiiMii]

Wo Ai Ni... -.-'

[69southpole]

Hahahahahahahaha amazing!

[TAWEEYZZ]

''your chi chi in my pea soup'' :)

[combatarm123456]

LOL PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA i have this movie :3

[thedeadlyfly]

Some love song. I mean if someone sang that to me I would burst out laughing. :P

[hmmmMTHELovecatsssss]

@thedeadlyfly but would you be able to reject them? xD

[EvEOnlinelover]

lol i can speak chinese and i actually heard them saying "i love you" in mandarin

[Eng3nhoc4s]

ROFLMAO xDDDDDDD

[yogi1226]

@MARYLEEGORGEOUS

im replying to you about the funny chinese song. the movie was called "the eagle shooting hero"

[yachiru37564]

Now when I want to say 我爱你 (I love you) to my friends I say 为什么膝盖 (Why knee)

XD

[yamjeff]

Good job, but not as good as Benny Lava =) This movie is from Eagle Shooting Heroes a comedy/parody based on a martial arts novel - Condor Heroes. The cantonese original version is much funnier as it uses Tony Leung's and Jacky Cheung's real voice.

[IRONDevil100]

771 have a peepee :P XD

[hellianspitfire24]

i love the fuckin end! omg

[Blueninja626]

i neeedd to see the original

[MARYLEEGORGEOUS]

O yah ~N~ on the part 0:42 he was counting lol not saying words!

[MARYLEEGORGEOUS]

Omg i miss this movie so effin much!!I finally found it lol i mean found thee song but can sum1 tell me thee title of thee movie cuz i forgot wat thee movie was call ~N~ i wanna checj if they have it on youtube!Thanks!

[19mykL33]

friggin' hilarious i laughed to tears! :D

[19mykL33]

friggin hilarious i laughed to tears! :D

[psycho1279]

i laugh every time at this, just to ask if i credit your video as the original would it be okay if i create my own translation video? i have a couple of ideas which i think would fit better, though would be quite alot the same, most of it fits perfectly :D

[69rdx]

770 people lost their virginity to a tree

[97kevinhuanle]

i died

[MrBigEnchilada]

i dont get it whats funny about a bunch of incoherent phrases

[katieharts]

this is soo funny

[yogi1226]

bite your knee LMAO

[iSnipeMoms]

43 seconds made me cum

[XDIshMeWooHooXD]

when she said i have a peepee the boul said ah hell na and tackled the shit out of her lool

[CrazywayzofJandK]

lmao i love this. even though it doesnt really sound like all of it

[FCBARCELONA167]

Okay I heard it again LOL

[FCBARCELONA167]

I don't think it sounds like that...

But IDK

[EagleEye428]

wtf did i just watch

[ML424wr]

767 People can't find the salsa.

[Dyrva]

Say, here's Kool-Aid. I'm mating!

[TheBou123]

pea soup... LMAO!!!!!!

[IzziesKissies]

carefully! hes got two teeth! he's going to bite our knees!

[manaburn]

I'll bite your knee~ The class Chinese love story of one woman and her penchant for nibbling the legs of men.

[117starpower]

lol this is the best song i have listened to in my life well not better than benny lava but BETTER than justin whorehead

[87msrodrigues]

Lmao

[q1w2e381048104]

LMAO

[vietmaster3945]

OMG William Tell???!!!

[0o0MyOtherHalf0o0]

LOL "It hurts to do you THANK YOU" Hilarious!!!!!!

[Khan1103]

1:19 LMAO

[supermotardmario]

@4deadfan stop these retarded jokes , people like u make him famous

[TaliaChristine28]

This was one of the first YouTube videos i've ever seen. I saw this when I was about 6. God I miss these days :] I die laughing because if I though something was funny when I was younger, I find it funny now.

[jooshiscrazy]

@TaliaChristine28 So that means you're at least 9 now, right? This video was posted 3 years ago.

[TaliaChristine28]

@jooshiscrazy No, the original was posted in 2005. I'm 12. 

[mvue051]

lol i saw the movie it was fucken funny i love it

***** 5 star for it hahaha

[zaftMauritius]

@mvue051 whats the name of the Movie pls?

[TheBANkai11]

759 people lost thier virginity to a tree

[yachiru37564]

This song is funny with both real chinese lyrics and the fake lyrics XD