Scientology's Cake is a Lie (Scientology Portal Song)

[supremegamesmaster]

Voice is very fitting IMO. It's just shaky and quiet enough to communicate the story contained therein. The story is also oddly thoughtful compassionate for an Interwebz song about Scientology. Do like.

[KittensXxXx]

Cute ^.^

[kkkbuta5]

nice song. but it doesn't go the same with the voice. lol

[kev7949]

so great i just hope someone will just put want you gone on rockband im on my last month for xboxlive

[bokocrew]

Never please for the love of all human beings never ever! sing again o.o

[devilspride07]

LOL

fucking die.

[ultimatesaged]

Ugh. Dude, you have a decent voice (not bad enough to make me fucking rant) but religion, including Scientology, is bullshit... We aren't fucking immortal, no matter how much you pay, how much you re-traumatize yourself, it isn't going to change. However, through the power of the human brain and imagination, we might one day succeed in extending our lifetimes through science to the point of being more-or-less immortal.

PS: I can't quite tell if this video is serious...

[Kettsueki]

@ultimatesaged I think he's just making fun of Scientology believers the name Scientology's cake is a lie, kind of hints at that to begin with, then he's pretty much making fun of the character he is portraying, if it was pro-Scientology, he would probably have said something good about it. :P

[ultimatesaged]

@Kettsueki I suspected as much.. xD

[cneeso5101]

i bet all the negative comments about scientology have been deleted xD

[BluePi1313]

That's my wallpaper, except theres a heart in the center of the cube :\

[MrNinja712]

i wuv my companion cube<3 u should 2 :)

[aje14700]

Your voice is AMAZING!. you should totally go on american idol.

[gowigi08]

its the jesus cube

[pikurosonai00]

NEVERMIND THAT! HAHA! I'M GREAT!

[BloodSoakedAndHyper]

youuuuuuur voice is so good;; why arent you a singer O_O

[wakalakawaka]

Lol it says when I am posting right now "All Comments (666)" Haha I pwn

[noblesteed66]

The voice SUCKS, but the lyrics are PRICELESS. My Glub, they are going to be coming for you with all the backup of the US Government!

Why the Gov doesn't see this as a harmful cult, I'll never know. I guess Obama finds them useful idiots or something. Wait.. a thought occurred to me... MONEY! GOD MONEY!

Was that out loud? Wait.. what's that soun....

[Kettsueki]

@noblesteed66 His voice is fine, you don't have a single video up, so you have no place to judge anything.

[MarioLuisTV]

What is Scientology?

[Rosbif06600]

@MarioLuisTV It's a "religion" based on a sci-fi book.

You make more money conning money from selling fictional books as reality rather than admitting their fiction.

[murdock328]

Rape in prison is less graphic than the rape I have just witnessed.

[MightyLemur]

Rule 1: You do NOT talk about fight club.

[TropnevadNitsuj]

@MightyLemur but that breaks rule number 1 so rule 1 couldn't be don't talk about fight club since even mentioning rule 1 would refer to fight club ... oh god a paradox

[Kettsueki]

@MightyLemur I eat medicine. :I

[Doshylife]

156 have gayer voices than his

[Chipp150]

Forever alone.

[InsanelyMatt]

gLaDrOn

[kakashihatake10]

YOU DONT CHANGE THE FUCKING COMAPNION CUBE and btw my favorite comedian is a priest

[minecraftisawesome3]

This was really great, don't get me down...but some of the lyrics have me confused

-_-*

[Transformice9]

Is that Ratmann singing LOL

[Cane666Taros]

I needed the lyrics to understand what you were mumbling.

[MiniThoor]

New Rule : Rule 666 : Scientology is scary. Few Exceptions

[DCking14682]

@AceofRazgriz2011 rule 66:

[TheRealJoshObrien]

Awesome!

[MiniThoor]

Where to download it?

[MrMongolion]

epic dude :D

[LukeSkyscraper]

I can't actually understand the most part of what he is "saying".. is he in favour or against Scientology - the title suggests against.

[rise2thehop]

Dont rag on my scientology Biatch or L.Ron will eat your face. Scientology gives you super powers like lazer eyes and jet feet so suck it losers. Peace.

[ChileanCrafter]

foreveralone.jpg

[GnRclanTV]

@bentricky o_O

[mariusmp5]

the lyrics are pretty good

[GnRclanTV]

THUMBS UP IF YOU LUV SCIENCE BUT EVERY1 THINKS YOUR WEIRD. but we geeks are awesome. if those hard people didnt have guns (we made them) they wouldnt be so hard :D

[bentricky]

@GnRclanTV Dude, Scientology has nothing to do with Science. o_0

[4wilkinsons]

@GnRclanTV I hope this is a troll but somehow I doubt it...

[chriswildeslife]

shhhhhhhhhhh scientologiests are very self consuns i spelt i wrong sorry

[RealDeathstrikeable]

best remake of still alive

[sloosh6000]

The enrichment center is required to remind you that your weighted pseudo cube can not speak. In the event that your weighted pseudo cube does speak, the enrichment center urges you to participate in rigourouse auditing.

[LITTLEA2211]

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[TheMushugana]

loved the lyrics the voice was alrite better than mine but its not too gr8

[DanaHamelit]

booooo booooo booooo me no liky

[freakycodfan]

FUCK YOU!1

u killed the song

bitch

[MrStabby93]

the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie,the cake is a lie!!!!!!!!!

[sherlockILY]

That picture... the christ cube?

[Chasedel12]

Your Terrible

[reredpaint]

Lmao people are stupid sometimes... This song from what I gather is making fun of scientology not embracing it... Read the lyrics...

[PokeSpore28]

@boredometv100 Lieing dick head

[PokeSpore28]

@Pretty much everyone who commented on this: Fuck all of you!

[TheArbiter70]

good job

[wiredgroup]

Rule 52: The cake is a lie. NO EXEPTIONS!

[n3orain]

oh wow, i finally found a song that my voice actually suits, i can sing this awesomely haha

[robloxdude19]

Rule 66 4 eva!

[cook13278]

epic song do more !!!!

[TheUnamedFeel1ng]

next time, get someone else to sing

[LordShivasServant]

LMFAO EPIC!

"I don't feel fearful. Infact I don't feel much anyway"

You totally nailed the core issue here, dude.

[dudewolflag21]

scientology is a evil retarded cult

[Rayvn7]

What a horrible use of a cool song! Too bad Scientology can't be sued for this!

[sloosh6000]

@Rayvn7 umm, this is a song against scientology...

[Rotulette]

I like it! And I ask moar songs! ;)

[ThePaintLooksGood]

Scientology sucks

[RenegadeOfShadows]

Nah, it's not the cake, just Scientology.

[MrPandaDork]

no lol, it's just the truth, except te lonesome, scientology will be victorious with the amount of love to indifference and cruelty ration of women and psychopats these days they will the morally justified rulers of planet earth within a decade;

[Isaac93113]

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE SEE PORTAL 2 TRAILER!

[2001CJB]

be GLaD i like science or i would, um never mind

[PlasticCoffee]

Your voice beats Justin Bieber's anytime

Why aren't you getting cars from Usher or getting a huge fan base consisting of pre-pubescent girls?

[homfri111]

@PlasticCoffee hes not canadian and no rich parents

[DCking14682]

@PlasticCoffee because he isn't "cute"

[liamking31]

@PlasticCoffee you mean prepubescent alien whores

[EnmityOfHate]

@PlasticCoffee Everyone's voice beats Justin Bieber. But he does have a good voice :)

[smartguest]

@PlasticCoffee its because their brains were screwed as soon as they heard his voice, which hypnotized their minds permanently.

[ninjadork23]

forever alone

[MrModFag]

You sir, just fucked my brain.

[LKPawn]

scientology is evil america is evil all the governments are evil ...so what should we do?? lets stand up.... but i have to say the original song from portal is better

[amirabbas500]

Very good this song is perfect hahahaha and happy eyear

[Jimkbbh]

i want the witch mask!

[Jimkbbh]

i want the anonymousis witch mask!

[NynNahh]

ok, now you made my day . c: thanks for the song.

[ForceRecon198]

REL1G1ON=CAKE=L1E

[Tamayenboys]

too bad he can't sing :( (meaning that it would be better if someone else sang)

[daandebest96]

omg amazing that you can find teh most weird things on youtube.

[Timisneat]

NEW OFFICIAL RULE: rule 66: Scientology is evil. NO EXCEPTIONS.

[electrimx]

@Timisneat I thought it was rule 666

[Timisneat]

@electrimx lol. *air high five*

[electrimx]

@Timisneat :P

[robloxdude19]

@Timisneat Rule 66 4 eva! or should it be Rule 666? Get wat i mean?

[Timisneat]

@robloxdude19 *high five through the internet*

[Leizazure]

@Timisneat Add 600 to rule 66.

[Timisneat]

@Leizazure people keep telling me that, AND I CONCUR! :D

[BrotherHoodofDiamond]

@Timisneat No....Rule 666

[Timisneat]

@BrotherHoodofDiamond lol, you're the 666th person to say that.

[WarLordSquerk]

@Timisneat

I thought it was self evident?

[Timisneat]

@WarLordSquerk :)

[stupidfleshmonkies]

@Timisneat who cares, its not your business....if people wanna pay money to belive something, let them, jeez...liberals these days...

[Timisneat]

@stupidfleshmonkies :)

[Starweardo]

@Timisneat rule 34 no EXEPTIONS

[2eskimos]

@EpicnessPivotMaster and besides, your not taking Laveyan satanism into mind.

[2eskimos]

@EpicnessPivotMaster To an atheist (like me) the devil does not exist. We do not do the work of the devil.

[beefsupreme420]

@2eskimos Dude, you're either for him or against him. Take a look around bro, Satan is more real than you could possibly imagine. And evil can't exist without good, dark without light... If you can't figure the rest out for yourself at this point, then you sir are nothing short of a fucking idiot. God help you bro, you need it... And whether you like it or not, you're doing the work of the devil every time you lie, steal, cheat on your girlfriend/boyfriend, switch teams, so on and so forth.

[wwfeowner]

Scientology sucks

[boredomtv100]

love it. i just love it. oh yeah and scientology is no religion, its just a faggots way of saying he/she thinks they are the center of the world

[danteswb]

nice song, but get some singing classes man!

[SkulkidPL]

@OrdinaryLove22

wat?

[OrdinaryLove22]

Scientology is a CULT!!!! It kills poeple

[008dragon]

Well, not the best voice but, even the song is good enough :)

[palecapulet]

horribly sung

[Blutwind]

this song is full of win

[hsmomof3]

@Crazycrackersandwich 1 sad i die in 7 days but i'm still alive

[tomhamster2]

scientology = money milking , with little help for the public

[blokdeblok]

Respond to this video... I like the Portal song better

[nanoking4]

Please try singing without someones cock in your mouth.

[firzen1231]

107 people dident get cake so they became scientologists

[TeamBlackster]

I don't like scientology but your voice is too mamby pamby for a song like this

.. use an auto tuner next time

[XxgamethingxX]

@TeamBlackster auto tune = no.

[rmysterio80]

wait....why did you deface the companion cube

[vapourmile]

...except the cake you baked yourself that is. ; )

[vapourmile]

Ooh... this video just gave me another interpretation of the cake / lie thing: It's a reference to religion. The motivating factor to follow faith is big payoff at the end where you get to enjoy an eternity of untold peace, that's essentially your cake, and it's a lie.

But hey, don't we all live like that? In our imaginations there's an image of some kind of metaphorical cake we're expecting for what we think of as our accolades.

The truth is, none of us are getting any cake...

[Kikodanian]

@vapourmile My brain just exploded.

[sloosh6000]

@vapourmile Judging by the kind of humor and stuff in portal, they may actually be making that comparison (and GLADoS is mainly a disembodied voice urging you to complete futile tasks, there are many parallels)

[rubyneter1]

u cant sing

[FoxxNightingale]

foreveralone.jpg

[Ludicrey]

what a downer, i feel sad now, thanks... :(

[OMGilovegir]

FIGHT TIME!!! ....ANONAYMOUS! GO!!!

[IanRobot]

102 people are Scientologists

[hsmomof3]

102 massd the like

[VSmassacre]

Companion cube <3 *sniff *sniff

[shilohkin6]

nice one /b/ro

[1TomatoJuice1]

You, sir, just became an idol of this snarky atheist lyrics writer.

[Enchurito]

Great lyrics, terrible singing.

[EpicnessPivotMaster]

Scientology is just a popular name for satanism.

[MrElegos]

@EpicnessPivotMaster Hey, I know satanists who would be very offended by that.

For starters, at least Satanists don't base their beliefs off the ramblings of a slightly insane Sci Fi writer.

[EpicnessPivotMaster]

@MrElegos - Satanists are bad in every single possible way... and who's the slightly insane Sci Fi writer?

[MrElegos]

@EpicnessPivotMaster That's a hateful thing to say. Most "satanists" take the literal definition: opposed to religion, not worshipping the devil. A true satanist is simply a very very vocal atheist.

L Ron Hubbard is the founder of scientology, and a slightly odd sci fi writer.

[EpicnessPivotMaster]

@MrElegos - Satanists are satanits... it's very freaking easy to say that your atheist when in fact you're satanist. A true satanist is someone that do what devil say and make much bad things to do. I know a satanist and I know how bad they are. I can even consider that you can be a satanist tring to make me think that satanism is good.

And scientology can be considered another name to a light type satanism.

[playinandworking09]

@EpicnessPivotMaster satan is an invention

[EpicnessPivotMaster]

@playinandworking09 - Haha.

[sloosh6000]

@EpicnessPivotMaster again, at what point does any scientologest worship satan? the poor fools think theyre helping, just like you when you pray...

[sloosh6000]

@EpicnessPivotMaster isn't the key thing about satanism worshiping satan? I'm pretty sure they don't do that...although they are horrible people who use pseudo-science to entise the helpless, actually, that does sound a little more like christianity...

[TheLegoTerminator]

ROFL great song!! good job XD

[Youloeka]

You guys still dont get it do you??

We evolved to human from an animal apes evolved from aswell ... You guys dont get that sort of stuff at school? XD

[NoNameNerds]

Haven't L.Ron Hubbub and his books been thrown into that incinerator thingy??

What was it's name again? Ah yes, I remember - hell!

[1TomatoJuice1]

@NoNameNerds ANDROID HELL!

[chaose37]

@zxl345 no not really. evolution has more holes in it than swiss cheese. lmao

[AbyssalCreation]

@chaose37 boy's and girls, this statement is what we call a logical fallacy.

[1TomatoJuice1]

@chaose37 Maybe, but the part of the cheese that's not hole is still 100% swiss cheese. We don't deny that the holes are there, or try to fill them with mozzerella, or something.

Wait.

What.

[TotalEpikPwnzordom]

The scientology is a lie.

[TJPProductions]

oh noes why did anonymous get a handle of still alive !its such a good song :'( lol anonymous fails, portal ftw

[wolflover221]

i just noticed theres a cross on the companion crate.....

[pokemonevee]

@wolflover221 companion crate? you mean companion cube? CORRECTION GUY STRIKES AGAIN!!!

[wolflover221]

@pokemonevee lol my bad thanks for the correction

[xato909]

WHATAFUK"KABOOOOOOOOOOOM"mUHAH­AHAHAHH

[TheWhatify]

Wow lol that was Epicly awesome!

[shawzie1916]

@livertaster1 We did not evolve from chimps (thats a 120 year old theory proven false thus far) furthest back we can go is about 6.5 million years ago and yet have not but have come close to finding a common ancestor...The assumption is, is that like all other specimens it will be found in Eastern Africa...

[CriticalFailiour]

nicolas cage sings this.

[lattitwist]

How the hell did that remind me of Ron Weasley?!?!

[cantippy]

"This is a scam"

[DarthSonic135]

Great vioce!

[grim1killer]

would scientology by any chance happen to offer cake? lol

[tt3socal]

auto sub



[poogle55]

pure win

[MarioLuisTV]

It's really good

[StilledWater]

Awesome song! Try to be more confident in your voice though!

[CPTBlarg117]

I could make a better version for you.