ALIEN WIERDOS? NO JUST FASCISTS

[MrJohnShiva]

You sir are a modern day Prophet! Well Done!

[rsouthern]

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[QuickyCourt]

a selection of bullshit lol.....only because i don't know which side of the gate you stand, i'm keepin all my opinions to myself.....never in my wildest dreams would i have ever thought to come across a channel coverin subjects that only the bold and daring would--you've injected humor within the mediocre of it all.....gotta hand it to ya =) myria

[NicosMind]

There is a solution people.

Vote UKIP!

[SUPREMEMASTER1]

*Rolling-on-the-floor-laughing­-my-mother-f*cking-ass-off-to-­death*

This guy pwns

[azzaisin]

ssaaaddoooozzzzzz

[STEVEDIGIBOYtv]

Clasic all the more creative video's get soap ads! LOL! anal-lytic pre-determination.

[616OWLOVERLORD]

he EMOTES Messages. just to not be an idiot.

[emotionalinvalid]

this guy makes john stewart look like your ho hum corporate media talking head. biting satire and hilarious. deek jackson is the king. i'm a believer but i'd rather have this funny and insightful atheist as a friend than most fundy xtians or fundy muslims. ironic how deadly so many beleivers in god are. it seems we who beleive but are not warmongers, must be in minority. more irony: i say, god bless deek jackson

[emotionalinvalid]

deek jackson, way funnier than george carlin was.

[SCOTTDAVIDSON32]

haha love it!

[sinsarcasmo]

Fascist and Zionist devil worshippers.

[deja2052]

stop making sense deek

''if you speak the truth without making people laugh theyll kill yoiu'

[ronnieflipps]

5.18 RAWR

What the fuck is with that cheesy ass cut out thing on ya head man?

Very funny

[titlex1]

chea

[LifeIsLife1984]

lol

[RadioBlaBlaFM]

moron......that story later hahahahaa

fkn great!

[celebbooty]

"Un united Kindom of Dumb Dumb!! HA! Love it, tis so true, what is wrong with every Brainwashed Asleep person in this blooming Country???! (No pun intended!!) Peace x

[Elephantintheroom01]

Whats so bad about the Queen... i'd trust the royals more than the banisters, politicians or company leades.

[Slavestorms]

Good fun Deek.

Aliens or Angels, Gods or Greys, lizards and underground Troglodytes. It's all the same thing, belief without evidence

Why worry about imaginary enemies when our governments are far more dangerous enemies and a threat to our very life.

[MrLesWhite]

you forgot Leprechauns and Unicorns dude

[Slavestorms]

Yes I left lots out like Santa, Satan, Tooth fairy's, Mermaids etc.

People have so many dead end paths of investigation to waste their lives running down

It took me some time to admit to myself that a portion of every penny I spend to survive goes to prop up my criminal government that happily supports every absurd belief

Divide and conquer. Keep divided, keep conquered.

Brown, white, Jew, Muslim, Canadian, Cambodian, man, woman, short, tall, attractive, ugly, fat, skinny, smart, stupid etc.

[NastyGreaser]

and leprechauns riding magical unicorns...

btw look up "charlie the unicorn" here in utube

[TrueSkeptic77]

I actually think we have been visited now and then by ETs.

The problem is that the disinfo is so widespread and the ridicule agenda is wide spread.

I would bet alot of money that shape shifting monarcy is one of these disinfo projects.

They are just rich bastard ready to walk over your corpse.

[realityexplorations]

the diss info is around for the very reson that there is alien contact and yes this reptile thing is just another spin and twisted half truths

[TrueSkeptic77]

Yes, I can only agree. To ridicule the ET subject, make people belive that all who discuss this subject is morons with tin foil hats.

What many doesent realize that organisations like the CIA are experts on disinfo, and ofcourse other organisations.

[realityexplorations]

well you are half right yes cia are pros at disinfo especially the nsa,but more to a point we can point our fingers at them if we like but its not them its the secret inside jobs with in them that even they dont know of,its thecompartment & sectioning of the millitary that allows infliltraion of these secret groups to have such power, its a fact that rank has absolutly nothing to do with being in the know of the secrecy,this is why we have scientist convinced theres been no contact yet.

[realityexplorations]

3xw

disclosureproject

org

[TrueSkeptic77]

What do you mean?

[gia2black]

I'm an American, and I'll say all Americans below me are too stupid to realise that this information is meant to help you as well, zombi sheep!

this man is brilliant, funny, and sexy

[PatriotsAwoke]

lol you idiot he isnt hating on america hes hating on the new world order, damn fool get a clue

[racinkc]

Iv always wanted to make a parody on this crazy world, you beat me to the punch! This is great!

[borg69]

Oh shit. Another pansy assed Britt whinning about America. We kicked your asses, get over it.

[Hipster420]

Hey Borg69 did you actually LISTEN to what Deek was saying??

[Hipster420]

Sorry...Deek Jackson is the guy in the vid... ...not a text comment..

[truetalent86]

yeah and the Vietmanese kicked your ass!!

[Govtflu]

May your gobbledegook mumbley-jumbo, on us all..... god mumbley-mumbley.

[freedomapplied]

Equality for morons to believe in... I liked that!

[munk237]

aliens are not aliens. Aliens are demonic entitiies fuckin with you.

[aaronlovespot]

aliens are real don't listen to him he never seen aliens like i have .

[TrueSkeptic77]

I would bet Alien visitations are real, yes. And I dont agree in everything he says here, but he do has some points.

[elvis316]

deek, hitting on all cylinders here!

[PYTHAGORAS101]

El lizard breath lol

It is proberly the phonetic

El lizard birth .

just a hunch

or maybe not ???

[ET253]

haha awesome. This guy needs to beat up Invizygoth (however the hell you spell his name) cause that dude's got his head completely up his ass, "iT'z D4 J0000000S!!!" LOL

[ali0tis]

luv your Tut head dress & i declare ya better than the Daily Show & Colbert combined!

[rundoetx]

Great piece on voting

[UberLogic]

ALL mubully jumbuly is EQUAL !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fookthisshit]

unclewooly - Do your fkn research you idiot! lol, only joking fella, but I bet your blood pressure was on it's way into space for a minute there!

NastyGreaser - I agree with unclewooly, if you haven't got anything decent to say, don't say anything at all! Don't waste my time posting shit about other peoples comments that I inadvertantly waste seconds of my life to read! (Do you see what I did there?) This post qualifies as decent because I thought it was funny!

[Govtflu]

Dude.. post the Ohblahblah mumbley-jumbley speech as a separate video... freak'n hilarious man

[jeffmoppi]

awesome, just awesome!

[PaulsAcademy]

They should just get it over with and rename Tienanmen Square "Walmart Square". Given Hillary's past with Walmart, I'm sure she'd be honored to cut the ribbon.

I want to like Obama more than any other President in my lifetime. But he raised (tobacco) taxes his second week in office, after promising not to raise taxes the poor. He discredited himself out of the gate. Since then, it's just a matter of waiting another four years, and hoping that the next President is honest and competent. Again.

[unclewooly]

If you can afford to smoke, then you are not poor.

[ali0tis]

smoking is cheaper than eating, make a meal last a week!

[McMuffinStudios]

God mumbly mumbly!!! HAHAHAAHAHA!~~

[Hellishcrusade]

This is satire...all harmless fun really, made by silly people who pose no threat to National Security....but imagine the seething hate the population would have it it was banned eh?

Maybe riots would return, and people would arm themselves - as they do in non-robotic countries.

The media wins every time.

This is media too.

I think it sucks.

Have a great weekend robots.

[forsbrookme]

i love this so much, one of the best things on youtube

[peaceandparty]

i havent laughed so amazingly like i did with this and the last video of yours i saw

and its just on the ball

excellent accents,characteers,script

wow

you are excellent and a genius and all that---coming from a critic of so many performers

wow-truly amazing stuff--thanks soooo much!

brilliant

i am thankful for stumbling on to you and your own personal mumbly jumbly

i laughed well-thank you!

all for one and one for all

[WickedMo13]

Favorite shit on youtube, gotta love it!

[Atom299]

once again another classic video

Thanks ..LOL

[bergweg]

"economic units" - right on the spot

[MockEmpire]

DEEK POWER

[TheOriginalJoeBloggs]

The Man

[911insidejob81]

this video is not funny

the part of killing queen is not funny

[fknnewz]

Im sure what you mean is "I think this video is not funny" since humor is subjective ,otherwise we would all laugh at the same thing at the same time. there isnt a measurement of funny in the real world , your just voicing an opinion

[Russe11100]

@fknnewz

Hitler was fascist and would have had you slotted in double quick time bro'. The fact you are getting away with your views shows the opposite of what you claim ref. the royals. Hitler only got away with the holocaust because the Kaiser was deposed - if our monarchy was to fall how long would it be before the the same happened in the UK? Love all your other stuff Deek; you have developed it into an art form.

[MockEmpire]

nothing is funny that's what's really funny

[unclewooly]

you need to research the royal family before you put yourself in the line of fire. She owns a fifth of the planet and is a fascist pig. Her husband when asked, "what would you like to come back as". His answer "A virus and wipe out human kind"... It's also not funny that millions are homeless in her countries, while she wipes her arse with golden toilet paper!

[NastyGreaser]

sorry it was prince bernhard who said it and he wasnt asked "what would you like to come back as", what a stupid question would that be!

but it´s obvious and logical that the monarchs are fascist pigs. concerning prince charles, the husband of queen lizard, his sisters were married to high rank nazis and there were scandals about nazi connection.

[unclewooly]

Sorry, In 1988 Britain's Prince Philip expressed the wish that, should he be reincarnated, he would want to be a deadly virus that would reduce world population.

Concerning Prince Charles, He happens to be the Queens son. NOT Husband.

Wrong on both accounts!!

Who's stupid now?

[NastyGreaser]

first of all we share the same views so lets dont attack each other. second... I apologize, I meant prince philipp. and third, it was indeed prince philipp. but what is this "wrong on both accounts" about? don´t be so aggressive! take it easy. some people overreact to this overreaction.

[unclewooly]

Well dude, if you have the audacity to correct my comments when you are clearly misinformed then you deserve a dressing down. At least get it right. Prince Philip is the Duke of Edinburgh, which is the Queens husband. He is the person i referred to in my original comment.

If you knew what you are talking about then we wouldn't be having the discussion.

I am taking it easy, I don't think I over reacted. I simply reacted to misinformation. Maybe your level of sarcasm drove my response.

[NastyGreaser]

yeah whatever.

your problem if you´ll have trouble with your temper.

[NastyGreaser]

I hope not every anti- nwo person is such an aggro like you... if you want to have fights,

go and blow something up (police station)

[NastyGreaser]

you are putting me and prince bernard into one box??? -.- I take it as an insult!

YOU ANTISEMITE!

[NastyGreaser]

poor hulk

[unclewooly]

whatever

[NastyGreaser]

antisemite!

[unclewooly]

loser

[gilgamesh1962]

Regarding China, I went on a Business trip there, and was surprised at how "westernized" they are, They work, get paid, buy at malls, buy KFC or Mac Donalds, the people were very friendly and courteous, there is no "Anti-Amer" sentiment, contrary the common man likes the west. the main problem is their Goverment, I guess Censorship exists everywhere in the world, what varies is the "what" and "how much" is censored by those in control.

[aewester]

Wow, thank god those poor Chinese people have adopted us white peoples' *correct* way of life and have the opportunity to buy kfc and shitty cholesterol-packed burgers, all while avoiding being critical of the most hegemonic and militaristic regime the world has ever seen!!

Oh, and I'm so glad that they have been able to adopt the wonderful U.S.-invented custom of being "friendly and courteous"!!

Soon, God willing, the entire planet can become one big U.S.A.!!!

[escapee78]

One thing for sure is, The Chinese are never courteous when it comes to "Abuse of power" or cover-up of hideous crime. But there is always a limit to what a bare hand can do to AK47.. lol

watch?v=dumTF1PbxRA

[gilgamesh1962]

Whoa Peeps, relax, If you read a bit between the lines on what I wrote, is that the Chinese citizens ( not their leaders ) are similar to us in many ways, they are victims of censorship, and only know what their Government tells them, and remember their was a revolt 10 years ago, and something like 10,000 citizens were arrested ( which usually means death ). So i do not sympathize with their Government, I also do not think that KFC or whatever is "progress" socially speaking.

[strangersound]

I love this guy. :)

[typowriter]

Fucking brilliant as always!

I'll be screening this in Bath on Sunday night.

Have a good weekend!

[zealotnut]

Alien 'shapeshiftiness'?

No just fascist privileged scum and not aliens after all.

LOL

Yeah, what a pity ha ha.

[dawn30360]

I have to watch it a few times to get, but it's funny tough.

[Digitaaliklosetti]

The little pharaoh mask made me spurt coffee out of my nose.

Deek is ruining snack breaks all over the world.

[danielc121162]

youbet

[danielc121162]

you bet, and I thank him for doing so

[Meathead36]

communist china, brought to you by athiests

[5starrater1]

I was eating a biscuit when that lizard/queen image came up and I snorted the biscuit up my nose.

[jasonjonesproperty]

Deek for PM

[RevolutionaryJam]

it doesn't really matter if the rulers of the planet are reptiles or not, they're still acting like c&%ts one way or another

[xMASHHEADx]

i hate the fucking news but.....i love fkn newz

[MortalAndKnowingIt]

deek you fucking genius of a man ... i will build you a shrine and start a religion in your name ....

[Puzzoozoo]

And the news desk make a most welcome return.

[quasiknowsitall]

I have been watching for years, weather I believe it all or not, I love the FKN NEWS! Great Fun!

[Tinfoilhatlady]

fabulous

love u

tfhl

[abzu888]

One of the best yet

[theshredator]

lol

[satikass]

All heil Queen eLIZARDbeth

SIEG HEIL!

[terr547]

Most definitely not aliens. Just severely manipulated figureheads.

[benthejrporter]

I guess an OBE for Deek is now out of the question!

I'd rather eat shit that MacDonalds GMO, MGS aspartane-ridden poison any day!

[0PsycoDad0]

Hey Statingtheobvious! Have you been timetraveling or just mumbojumboing hard? I thought we had 2009? Or do i receive transdimensonal broadcasts??

*paranoid stare*

Maybe this is a test of the devil?

*hurling behind sofa*

[fknnewz]

oops

[cleansteel4prez]

Interesting too....

is as I'm watching this video; the advertisement over there -----> is for a video game called "Evony" with the banner saying "Help! Save the Queen" with some zombie eyed blond animated hottie with a sword's tip just touching one of her wonderful looking boobs.

Now I gotta watch this video again in "Full screen" so I'm not so distracted by the sexy "Saving the Queen" invitation. lol

[cleansteel4prez]

David Icke was soooo close ;-P

[benthejrporter]

Perhaps David Icke was right. Actually, as crazy as it may sound, I think that the Queen and the rest of the Illuminati possibly ARE Alien Reptiles. However this doesn't stop them from being fascist scum too!

[Appleriver3]

thanks!

[Steadno]

all kneel to the NWO please dont read the small print

[TheFlex21]

obama is a zionazi scumbag

[BobHaulk]

what obama is a zionist and a nazi and he's black. Far out man. Here was me thinking that nazi's hated black people as well. How wrong i was. When the nazis went on about pure aryan blood and were going around killing anyone who wasn't white,i'm sure being black meant you failed at the first try if you wanted to be a nazi but no, they've modernized, now they are the New Nazis,blacks and jews welcome.

Maybe obama is just another useless,money grabbing politician, no conspiracy required.

[PennyRoyaleTea]

I wish Deek could speak reality into existence. Then maybe he could actually make this happen with a video or two. That would be awesome. :-0

[yo1dude1man]

China Tienanmen Square Massacre Scoreboard:

Capitalism - 1

Democracy - 0

[paulkielsmithdotcom]

wow this is fun stuff. We must all prepare for the pole shift and

planet x. Find out if your location is safe,

google, zetatalk Advice on Locations

[ShootBlueHelmets]

Is up my own ass safe from Planet-X? It is dark in there, but it is water tight.

As if we did not have enough real stuff to worry about. I need to be concerned about Bigfoot, chupacabras and the Baby Jesus too I suppose.

Prove to me this fictitious planetiod exists, or any of the other topics I mentioned and I will consider going to your SPAM advertised site.

Next week, make sure to check out paulsmithsmomsuckssatanscockin­helldotcom.

[PacifistR]

"Hello economic units" ghahahhahaha

[18deadmonkeys]

not only is the message delivered with an ultimate level of sarcasm and lack of political correctness, but the production quality is extraordinary. You, sir, are a genius. Brilliant presentation of a less than palatable portion of truth to the hungry population of the US and others.

[Remedy181]

"gobbledigook" is a sigur ros song, they created the word. nice!

[ks100001]

No they didn't create the word. It's from the 1940s.

Look it up (gobbledygook).

[ks100001]

Holographic laptop!

*****

[frostwolf1]

Wow, love the new format

[Anthraxbtbo]

loved it again

[12stringsforme]

ima bitch and ucan b 2.

[AntiBullS]

whats up temporary disposable containers of hate and anger

[femr2]

Keep that beeb desk. Inspired. Have a nice weekend. Gog mumbly mumbly.

[BurnumBurnum123]

lol great as usual

[9Charnel]

pharaooooh...... Barack Obama

[narcoleptus]

Thanks for existing Deek!

[DonDebrocini]

Thanx Deek.. as always.. lovin it

[lonewolfmtnz]

Vote Deek for Galactic Emperor

[al6954]

....2008?

[Lasersharp]

I love the lizardbreath execution...great fantasy. Wouldn't it be nice if that would really happen?

[ToobeYoo]

Queen Lizardbreath... hahahaha clever.

[ibstrd]

sieg heil!

[phantomspellchecker]

OMG! Did he die?

[gingergiblet]

Amazing as usual.

[dreaken1993]

the right of palestine to be israels bitch

and the right of israel to have a bitch and fuck it

aahahhaha lol hell naw

[gabydewilde]

o noes, Deek is one of the lizard people.

[zxcts]

‹^› (◕‿◕) ‹^›

[PeteMcTeee]

Another fine effort Deek. Personally, I have a hard enough time swallowing my own shit, but thanks for offering Gordon.

[311ftw]

queen lizzard.

lmfao

[lights21002003]

lolololo the  little lizard

[erbeeflower]

are you tripping on this one?and is it me?

[smartarse001]

"wags finger and and talks pish to world of muslim voodoo."

Excellent.

[Hendo1974]

Sieg Heil I mean God Bles... LOL!! This is soo fucking funny!

[12stringsforme]

first w00t