How To Get Girls 4 - Secrets Revealed

[BluntRip]

giggle of allure?? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[DAVETHAMONSTA]

is this real or is he tryin to act funny????

[ScaredPiglet]

What a horrible gay faggot

[lorvincent]

1. Not a tough question. Learn human evolutionary psychology kid. She isn't a whore. Frankly, if she doesn't give out in the first two dates, ur setting urself into a provider mode, not lover. This means she will view sex as a reward for you courting her, rather than it being something she wants to share with you.  This is by no means the rule of thumb, but u are being so bloody specific about what a "whore" is, its almost sickening. I think u need a good 1NS.

[ihatemycousin1]

and she needs to read the bible... thats was so awesome.. man it really paid of to overlook the gay way to talk

[nicktjeuh]

omg guys i had such a huge crap this morning, bah had to take it out with a spoon. anyways, when i tried to get rid of it, i had to push it with my grand dads walking stick, dude that was horrible, but at least the pancakes tasted very nice.

oh ye, dude u suck, wtf. GET AIDS PLS

[baretillo]

fag!!

[BANGBANG5ify]

this vid was a complete waste of time. twas an EPIC FAIL. but kinda funny... in a complete waste of time way.

[carnypimp]

If we all pretended to be a fag like you. We could have a shit load of girls around with out having any sex!

[carnypimp]

If a girl has sex on the first date she is not a whore. She just keeping her options open!LOL

[Thrillseekers08]

hillarious characterising & comedically funny as.some parts were funny,good use of tieing one joke with the other & you didnt lose your character acting along the way.post more frequent vids please as your quite the comedian.If justin timberblake can do parody with beyonce single ladies,so can everyone,seems to be a new trend.get a few friends to do a parady cant wait for ur wkly/mnthly funnies & dont forget to have good audio & focus & little stage props & costumes..good luck,itpays2bfunny..lol

[roadmulisha]

Your fucking gay

[aTastySushi]

HOLY FUCK, WE GOT RICK ROLLED!

[liamthebomb3]

he is gay !!!!!! fockin bellend

[Exodarion]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MELTED MY EYES OAEBHSI(FH($)#wrhyAE0FHGAQ0539­YANDFGlaofdh9gh03q54nifdhb0a35­njtnadfigh09ah5tykagh

[suckybreakfast]

tep 1:Hold your breath

Step 2:go to another video

Step 3: add this comment

Step 4:did you make it?

[sfighterking]

u lke rellllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllll boyz. no i;m wrong MEN!!!!

[Rolz73]

Wow, so many haters

[irishraver2009]

hes a fucking creep!

[Israelzecret]

Lmao, you are so gay dude... although thats the way my girl likes carrots..

[Israelzecret]

THat Jackson tecnique is so gay...

mmm have u seen a fucking unicorn?

[prop8ntballa23131]

what happened during those 9 months

Where you pregnate?

[narutoshupidenn]

dude your a pethetic gay feget and like wtf no why the fuck are you making a video on answering questions on ansering girl quesion YOU NEED A FUCKING COCK

[baibut101]

wat!!!!!!!! wat is so bad about women

[doggirl503]

ur gay! no1 should follow 1 thing u said! very bad person to follow.

[twirlgirl0604]

haha ok if she kisses you on the cheek she is NOT a whore! its just the cheek!

[MANSMASHERS]

your gay

[fgh899]

of course gay fagget

[milliondollarman28]

fag ass biotch

[disasterad]

what a faggot

[thetorrenttutor]

4 and a half stars.... how?

lol i have to say though i did laugh a bit :P

[blakboards]

ur voice is like hier than my m8s sister

[chasedamoose1]

i know that YOU dont want a girl... u need cock dont u buddy?

[rancid2008]

saoyiyu788, identified: you're an idiot

[saoyiyu788]

identified ：ur gay

[EbeEazy]

HILARIOUS!!! See "The Game" to "Get The Girls"

Go To Site:

NiceGuysToWiseGuys (dotcom)

(Has Men's Blog TOO!... Priceless)

[rajr110]

dude ur gay

u act gay

u have a gay voice

[wellshii]

he said you guys...haha

[rebeccastone12]

what I love about you is you talk my language :)...I was telling this guy I met on a date via bluepont in my cell that I use your tips and he said WOW ...hahahaha

[777sk8er777]

ummm, you may be a girl, but you dont know how to pick girls up , u know how to stalk boys and pick them up but... but not pick up girls. all girls look for different stuff in boys , they dont wona be with smart, genuiness. they all want a boy who have strong points and who r just there self...=)dont try be some 1 who u arnt. ty

[2jz4fun]

hey can you stop acting like this, its annoying, if you really are like this in reality, im sorry for you

[swiftit26]

this has got to be the fruitiest guy i've seen on youtube

[wellshii]

fruitier than the produce section at wal-mart.

[tomhanes1]

Was that a joke??? Very bad one! I would recommend Bluepont- as a much better idea for getting to know girls and meeting them...its application for your cell and plays music when a girl is nearby and also looking, we send texts to each other and sometimes they are up for a meeting then and there.

[wellshii]

who is this blupont?

[tonkaty]

are you gay

[minnimee22]

i think he ment how to get guys?????

[dhrjheafghegfregyjfr]

this is a joke right i hope ur not serious dude lol if u r u must be very gay no offense

[p3rr1g0]

1:44...i that your mom?!

[p3rr1g0]

1:36 "and she needs to read the Bible.."

what? maybe you need to read the bible because God says that being gay is an abomination. dude you need to re evaluate yourself... that's all.

[rudysyf]

omh, what an idiot p3rr1g0

[slashSOME]

dude,what thafuck is wrong with you?? no ofence but you akting like a gaayyy mannnn!!!

dammmmm

[cowblood88]

wow,......hes gay

[N0Cover]

i couldnt watch it past 00:10

i told myself to just fuck it and watch the whole thing at 00:05 but..

just couldnt handle it

after you spazzed out

[zacksmovies]

10 seconds? I bet that's about average..

[baxter85]

Love the unicorn question and response.

buttons opitional!

[zacksmovies]

thank u! I'm tempted to make a whole video on unicorns now.

[BrewsterIsAWinner]

please make a video about unicorns it would make my day.

[RupertGrintLover17]

lol 'multitasking', your awesome zach

[bears132]

this is garbage

[George2k8m8]

You gay i hate you, you think your mint but your just a stupid gay i hope you die i hate you that much you think your mitn but i bet you wrote them letters your self i hate you !

[zacksmovies]

No, you gay!

[radioslap]

@George2k8m8 jeeze i can't understand how ppl take this seriously, lol i'd love to watch it thinking it was real!..there are real ppl like this tho, what friendly ppl

[RRaadi]

gay

[currentnotice]

lmao lmao lmao, I wasn't even CLOSE to seeing that twist ending. Lmao, hahaha.

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

oh it sucks when you get some in the eye.

it stings.

you know, because the carrot's all hard and pointy and stuff

[lickthefoot340]

I've been gone for NINE MOUNThS! lol

[emphaticapathy]

wow. You didn't melt my eyeballs, you melted my heart.

[WilteredFire]

what a faggot. I feel sorry for your mom for giving birth to such a retard.

[fibijoe2]

Oh, you're awesome.. Jesus

[AboveSuspicion]

keep up the great work!

[ninjadudeguy]

haha that was funny.

[hector357]

this is so funny.

[lucascfilms]

ummm hold it your gay gay people cant get girls dumbass :(

[escada291]

what a fricken dick

[kr3wson]

your soo gayy jus take the hershey highway

[marinegrant]

is he gay?

[frankie122]

YOUR AN IDIOT AND YOU DONT KNOW SHIT....jus die

[Loulafish]

He isn't serious.

[Loulafish]

Wow, I love you!

[igotthemunchies]

wut the fuck someone should shoot this cock loving cooook in the face all this fag knows is how to pick up elderly blind men

[predatorpio]

Shanice??....lmao. Classic

[eamonn1985]

fag

[johnduong101]

fucking gay fagget

[betofernandez831]

What a Faget......

[hideHYDEimcoming]

he reminds me of vincent price

[zacksmovies]

Zomg people keep writing comments accusing this character of being gay. lulz.

[KayTheElf]

um yeah he is gay

[Bizna7ch]

your gay

[mikartmilo]

I never grow tired of your vids and the characters there in, they just crack me up! I am going to try the carrot thing but not the can thing at the same time, I cant muli task like you it's a rare talent!!!

[KenyagirLL]

why don't you make a video how to get boys? Too gay or what???

[alainboi]

you're so funny!

lol at Hot Tip

[WSM2800]

You are so funny!!!!!!!! That was Great,, You should go to Hollywood and be a writer.

[Evalilyann]

Then strike and do nothing.

[wirath]

you are so gay.

[s2l0a7s9]

hahaha i love you zack you whore. you are a star bb.

[porqizz1]

you gay~~

[pulsedr1ver]

whoa zack, zack zack zack.. *sigh*

[treacherousmolly]

I'm seriously freaking scared of you...

[HandsomeRob31]

i really really really hope your kidding

[builtman2]

is this guy gay

[ahhhbree11]

this is the absolute best video i've ever seen. i's just so glad i found your videos haha.

[zacksmovies]

w00t!

[tone1245]

so your gay just wanna know im not gay so dont get ideas i just have to know you could b metro

[zacksmovies]

no, I just do characters on my channel.

[tone1245]

oh ok

[thatguyoverthere06]

LOL MULTITASKING

[KUROCKCHALK]

dude its been a while since ive seen ur vids. thanx for it..i started laughing in the middle of the library and i was told to quiet down. bravo! good show!

[zacksmovies]

lol I'm always glad to get people in trouble. Luckily for you, this video didn't require you to shout anything out.

[mikie12345]

yer!

[kukelz]

hehehehe NICE

damn you made us wait SOOO long for this episode!!! Dont do that again, you know we cant do without these tips?! How are we supposed to attract the hunnies without this super hot tips from the Macdaddy himself?

[zacksmovies]

I'm sorry! I think I might only do 1 or 2 more of these also D-: nooooo

[kukelz]

*hypnotize on

no you dont. You will make plenty more!

*hypnotize off

[pulsedr1ver]

hahah, just when i was starting to think you were straight you went and did this again.

[zacksmovies]

psh, you can't deney that the Smovies is smoove.

[carbert01]

After my 10 minute workout and 2 hour stay in the men's shower at the recreation center, I like to come home and learn from Zack.

Soze I kan pleez teh laydeez.

Now I'm glistening with pizazz.

[zacksmovies]

Niiice. Teh force is strong wiff this one.

[mikie12345]

yer!

[OlafTheMerciful]

Thanks Zack,

Out of sheer coincidence, I happened to SEE a girl merely 2 days after watching your video. AND I had a carrot WITH ME! What do you think I did?...well, after executing the Jackson Technique, I opened the curtains to my living room window, and displayed my fondness for protein intake.

YAY! I have confidence!

[izzardfan]

Lol, the limp wrist and multi-tasking were the funniest moments.

[luciarg87]

My goodness. Did I hear THE BIBLE and How to eat a carrot in the for of a blowjob in the same video.. from ZAC???? IMAO!!!!! hahahaha

I would have never ever expected to see that in one of your vids... now i'm generically confused.. I need help! lol

Still love you, tho.

Hey! no Robe for me? ;(

[undone001]

Christ!

[zakieut10]

is it just me, or is the last segment about eating right and working out basically a huge blowjob innuendo?

[enersha1]

always good

thanks

[zacksmovies]

yaay thank u!

[NotSoOldHippy]

I also love the intro to this video. }:-}

[AnatomicallyInc22]

Lol....I love how YOU are the one giving the advice! hahaha

[zacksmovies]

WHY WOULDN'T I BE!?!?!?

[AnatomicallyInc22]

Mmmm...didn't think u swung that way was I wrong cuz if so...well I often am...and often say retarded things!

[zacksmovies]

lol well I kinda change characters a bit from video to video. This series is, at least in my own over analyzing mind, about gender distinctions and preconceptions. Oh, and lots of cheap gay jokes.

[AngryNotSoOldHippy]

"I love how YOU are the one giving the advice!"

}:-} His stuff is really good stuff, and his advice is GREAT STUFF!  What he really needs to do is offer some advice on how to get rid of unwanted romances easilly without remourse.

[PlaidBoy]

Zack, you're great. Your annhilation video is the first video I ever watched on Youtube, and I'm still a fan. Keep it up.

[zacksmovies]

yaay thank u!

[R4ndomCrap]

uh, how to pick up girls advice from a fag?

[MBRHIndustries]

ugh, eyeball melter. hahaha

[zacksmovies]

just put the eyeballs in the freezer overnight in eyeball shaped containers...

[Clickhereandsave]

You go too far.

But I still love you.

[zacksmovies]

There's such a thing as too far? Now someone tells me!

[Clickhereandsave]

Hey, I was just skimming through this page, and it looks as though you are going to end up repopulating the earth... Except that the humans didn't die out, so... I guess just double- or triple-populating the earth. Hooray for passing on the Smovies name!

[zacksmovies]

haha yaay!

[coryw25]

ooookay

[mswoonc]

wtf after isaw that wink .. im out man

[zacksmovies]

Understood. Pleasure doing business with you.

[clockworkchick]

i think that in the next one , you should just take your shirt off , yeah that would be good, i think it would be really good..

[zacksmovies]

lol.. i think you might be let down :-(

[clockworkchick]

not possible

[zacksmovies]

Then maybe I need to make a hot tip on chest shaving techniques...

[clockworkchick]

buttons...optional

[clockworkchick]

omg i can't believe the end ! THAT WAS SO FUNNY LOLS... what a champ !

[zacksmovies]

thank u! I'm the champ! I don't wanna see what kind of trophy I would get for this though..

[abitoffcenter]

DAMN... that was a long road to "go down" to get to the punch line... but probably worth doing it at least once.

[chicelias]

um...wow. did not think you were going to go there. [lol]

[zacksmovies]

Damien, it's all for you!

[chicelias]

hahaha...i was actually in my PSYC class when i went on youtube out of boredom...so when i read your reply it took me a few seconds to realize where that was from before i started laughing and people looked at me like a weirdo...lol, didn't know how to explain, haha

[AnnieApplesause]

Dear Zack,

I love you, even if my eyeballs are now a liquidly substance slowly dripping down my cheeks.

For serious, man. You clever LIKEWHOA.

Much love,

Annie

[zacksmovies]

Dear Annie,

How are you? I'm good. Summer camp is totally awesome! I was scared at first, but you were right, I just needed to give it time! Now I've made a whole bunch of new friends and learned to tie a square knot!

Much love,

Zack

P.S. Send cookies

[SakuraElyse]

I LOVE YOU.

Have my babies.

GET PREGGERS WITH THEM DAMMIT.

[zacksmovies]

:-O

[SakuraElyse]

:-O

indeed.

*kiss kiss*

[Jujudapoet]

Zack is my man

[SakuraElyse]

Zack is MINE!

Rawr~!

[Jujudapoet]

No no no hes mine

[leoskorn]

HAHA dude you fucking rock.

[zacksmovies]

thank u!

[kittydreamz86]

Wow. I... I have no words. None.

[zacksmovies]

but you just used seven!!

[qtonic]

Brilliant!!! You remind me of Ben Stiller

[zacksmovies]

yay he's awesome!

[crazymikala]

2 birds with one stone, LOL

oh man.. that was something

[zacksmovies]

something magical!

[NotSoOldHippy]

Love it! I have all the women I can stand already, though. }:-}

[zacksmovies]

Yes that can be a problem. I expect the situation to get worse as more guys watch my videos.

[mrric2u]

巨乳アナの巨乳に目線が困る

Hahaha

[zacksmovies]

secret code!!!

[Magnulus]

Question!

What is the best way to practice safe sex in your opinion? I always end up with bruises and broken ribs, no matter how many condoms I'm wearing.

[zacksmovies]

lol what's with all these questions? I knew 9 months wasn't a long enough time...

[Magnulus]

See?! We neeeeed you, Zack!

Or at least I'd love to... kneed you. Mmmmmm. Yes. 2 bad ur ghey.

[Magnulus]

*breaks down at the end*

Whoo, boy!

Seriously, though, you people need to listen to this guy. He's a professional. Take it from me, I did curls with a half-litre can and a stiff wrist for years, but made no headway. In fact, I was harming the, the... sinew... nerves in my wrist and would likely have died if Zack hadn't rescued me from my own folly.

[zacksmovies]

sinew folly. I've seen it a hundred times.

[T2Darlantan]

Dear Zack, What's the best look to give a girl to make her all yours? Le Tigre, Ferrari, Blue Steel or Magnum?

[Magnulus]

I -seriously- doubt you could pull off a Magnum. Nothing personal, of course, it's just that pulling a Magnum isn't exactly an easy task.