How to Cut Bread Russian Style

[bromisovalum]

I love Russia. Greetings from Belgium.

[Dgenerate1988]

cut the bread like boss XD

[westendproductions]

i wanna sandwich

[ricardorochaharo]

In soviet russia, bread slices you.

[musicintrees]

Russians are the most precise snipers in the world. Apparently, the most precise slicers too.

[Lrdvltr]

This makes me hungry.

[lowhigh000]

so even :O

[TheFutski]

In Soviet Russia, unoriginal, lousy jokes are kept silent

[shurdi3]

...So Russians can make bread into accordions?

[TheJazyD]

its chuck norris =D

[atatyrknumber1]

I was prepeared for a Russian pulling out an AK-47 and spray the breads while yelling "Aaaaah for de motherland!"

[EGIL94]

@atatyrknumber1 That's how they make blood pudding xD 

[IHAVEFUCKEDYOU]

BREADALLITY!!!!



[AntiBananaCentral]

PARKOUR!!!

[AlekTheNerd]

Wrong; Russians cut their bread with shotguns.

[lestalad123]

In soviet russia bread cuts you!

[rockstarsuchtie]

Pro Gamer:)

[FourKelvin]

lol i thought he uses a light saber... you know, then its toasted already...

[Vebbinator2000]

in soviet russia bread cuts you

[jogador134]

It take a lot of vodka to do that

[MikeMikko1122]

answer: take AK-47......

[skuterixas91]

MASTER

[YouKnowMyName1987]

I can imagine doing this all day makes you quite dull..

[TheAnimalProductionz]

thats one sharp ass knife

[DickShezzzz]

Chuck Norris Cuts Faster than that!

[MrJaaaboo]

Though they would use a gun or something ^^

[10yrubikscubeguy]

Pootis

[ridingdirtyOG]

in russia, bread cut you O_o

[FPSNORWAY123]

i expeckted them to use an ak, or a cannon but russians still uses their knives ;)

[LovePe7e]

Chuck Norris does this with his feet

[michdudeada]

That's a fuckin' sharp knife!

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

nahh in finland and sweden we cut it like a TRUE BARBARIAN!

[LRW96LIVE]

Not enough guns

[JustinTR1990]

bullshit. he isn't shooting it

[ScaryEskimo]

in soviet russia, bread cuts you!

[goldvincent99]

omg if he cutse of hes fingers haahhah

[wasssssssssssssup360]

FAKE wheres the gun?

[dodis9]

in sweden we only look on the bread to make it cut itself

[Snallis]

@dodis9 vafan snackar du om -.-' snacka för dig själv vettja

[dodis9]

@Snallis vafan snackar DU om det var ett skämt är du dum i huvudet eller vad

[Snallis]

@dodis9 dåligt skämt är dåligt

[TheJoedamiano]

Russians are so beast

[godevil1313]

It's a samurai blade hes's using.

[shotsing]

In the rest of the world we have maskins for this !

[SuperBobthebulder]

the thing is that knife is blunt as hell

[GeekersGamers]

in assian style this vid would had been 15 sec as most :D

[ModernRKOWarfare]

Chuck Norris can do 1000 LOAVES IN 5 SECONDS 

[JJunior023]

In Soviet Russia, bread cuts you.

[packo1324657980]

wtf

what the fuck did i just watched?

[hphunter]

I thought I'd see the bread cutting the knife or something

[CobeMonkey]

Anonymous sent me here

[TheFrigginAwesome]

what the fucken fuck

[zemidget]

Anonymous sent me here

[Arvengoth]

ahah, like in my scool canteen)

[HelixEthie]

Cut Bread...LIKE A BOSS!

[Jivje0is0pr0]

FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!

[flavorysoup]

In SOVIET RUSSIA, bread cut YOU.

[qwerts619]

how strange!?

but i thought in soviet russia, bread cuts you.

[flyingace1234]

That must be a sharp ass knife to not smush the bread

[JapanGeek]

Russians !

[WindowsSoftwareDe]

legends say, that ancestors of chuck norris come from russia

[morgangangful]

sounds like french to me...

[Booyah696969696969]

@morgangangful Nope, not french, that I can assure you

[TheFutski]

@morgangangful

Then you're pretty lousy at distinguishing languages.

[rml408]

In mother Russia bread cuts you.

[JSZVB]

i want that knife! :O

[williamwzl]

I heard Russians don't use yeast but instead shoot an AK47 at half baked bread to "aerate" it.

[ChickGeekGames]

@williamwzl have you heard, we also wipe our asses with grenades

[ma4xx]

240p, we meet again.

[gdog48001]

Thats some crusty ass bread

[NixLeGaulois]

In France it is said that "Everything can happen".

In Russia, everything happen.

[Smokeish]

why the fuck are you cutting the bread from top to bottom! cheap bastards

[MrCaporalfion]

THIS IS RUSSIAAA

[mattmuttBAMF]

in soviet russia bread cuts you!

[TarikProductions]

*Insert unoriginal comment about Soviet Russia here*

[SwedishDragon96]

like a baws

[keeevin92]

but remember an asian guy will do this alot faster

[xXxXxDoubleDxXxXx]

@keeevin92 a part of russia is in asia xD

[Xeen09]

@keeevin92 russians are asians 

[TheFutski]

@Xeen09

Just because Russia stretches into Asia doesn't make ethnic russians asian.

Russians are european, like their fellow slavs.

[websurfer955]

@TheFutski Well, if a person is from the very Eastern edge of Russia, I think I would comsider them at least part Asian

[RJA10001]

@keeevin92 a russian is an asian.

[RockmanYoshi]

@RJA10001 European. Russia is in eastern Europe.

[RJA10001]

@RockmanYoshi no there's a part of russia in europe. the bigger section of it is in asia.

[ChickGeekGames]

@RockmanYoshi "Russia is in Eastern Europe"!? WTF man, have you seen the world map? it's Eastern Europe in Russia, comparing the sizes of these lands!

[RockmanYoshi]

@ChickGeekGames Whoops , thats what I mean't

[VladTrofim95]

@keeevin92 no he cant....

[TheExTrEmEgAmEr12]

@keeevin92 but russians do it better..

[HumanShade1]

@keeevin92

Russia is in asia?

[OPENXAIMER]

@keeevin92 Remember. Half or Russia is in Asia!

[88Vrus88]

@keeevin92 russians the most part of russia is asian ur argument is invalid =)

[Saxxx1991]

must be a hard bread to not fall together when showing a knife on it.:P

[Notasthinkasudrunkim]

@Saxxx1991 Like bread used to be like before industrial mass production. Derp.

[IReeVo]

me gusta

[Mubbeleeto]

no, they are not :)

[CarpeDramatic]

@Mubbeleeto Yes they are. :)

[SmokingMethodz]

nice, russians are too awesome

[LivelyPickl]

@SmokingMethodz apart from the racism in today's Russia :(

But true, they're pretty epic, aren't they?