Hellsing Ultimate Funny Moments

[Rouenne]

Second scene: Shows that you have to behave, you can't show your badassery just anywhere

[UnknownKiller405]

it seems that his ass keeps showing up at strange times

[Unknnnnn]

Erotic beam :D

[Akatsukilover011]

I like number 4 alucard looks sops,exy!

[xwca1]

@HackersSun what is the music playing at the start? 

[spartacon5267]

0:58 Alucard, approves.

[KaylaKhoas]

Haha he smiled when she lifted hr shirt priceless

[jbsbas]

WTF did i just see?

[hellokit768]

Take note: Ladies make sure Alucard is NOT in your room when your busy looking at your body 

[170sChannel]

the last one was the best to bned by a hot chicken's ass to the fucking awesome i want to be that guy.

[shadow5041]

@170sChannel my gf does that to me everytime i fall asleep in the couch... strange ins't it?!

[ShadowTheDarkCat]

...I want erotic eye beam...really bad

[k1ler4m]

I cant stop waching 2:11 its funny!

[awesomeness0005]

i love how she notices alucard...waits...then screams for like 2 seconds...the goes back to actin like every thing is just fine...

[Luckinji]

Funny, that Anderson and Alucard both are old folks as well. xD

[FightingFoodonsFan]

lol, buts from the sky

[ZenoXdaGreat]

Whats the first song?

[Hunterstiq]

My favorite Seres moment 02:54

[ZamatosFTW]

Lol at 2. Dante :) I would like to see Dante and Alucard duke it out I wonder who would win xD...

[miciso666]

@ZamatosFTW meh dante is weak alucard from this vs alucard castlevania :3

[awesomeness0005]

@ZamatosFTW that...would...be the most... AWESOMEST THING EVER!!!!!!

[yuridiaprivado]

My, Alucard is so friggin' tall...

In the manga, Seras sticks the head first and falls behind... that mister whose name I forgot.

[degurkin]

"kuko duko" means "where am I"?

rofl

[TsukiiNoUsagii]

@degurkin It's Koko doko. Koko means ''Here'' and ''Doko '' means ''Where''.

[xLMTHOx]

"we are not the vampires you are looking for"

[xLMTHOx]

...did alucard just use the force? o.o

[shadow5041]

i find its humor rather unpleasent... but it would be funny if he ran out of ammo :)

[brandonbllec]

Pwnage: when you get beat down by someone who you thought was weaker. Mega pwnage: when you get beat down by a girl using only both of her index fingers. lol

[Cloudandis]

Alucard you pervert XD

[00MadWhiteRabbit00]

walter may be old....

but he stills a badass! XD

[deathangelveteran]

i wish Seras but would fall on me =o.o=

[isorukinuta]

lol, poor pip. he just wanted to cop a feel...

[stitchXangel11]

lmfao the first one was the best seras is all like I'M GONNA GET RAPED OR KILL'D then she wake's up and lift's her shirt and alucard gets to see major boobies

[BookeaterStroryeater]

@stitchXangel11 Seras boobs seems less bigger when she lift her shirt!!!!!

[spartankillaful]

Alacaurd is like a father figure

[cynder167]

Seras: *screams* Alucard: better get up now....

[ilovebball590]

@axel81000

"These aren't the droids you're looking for"

[axel81000]

4:51  IT'S THE OLD JEDI MIND TRICK!!!!!!!!!!!

[blixi123]

5:36 lol wtf 

[sweetiekittie1442]

I love how Seras takes in the moment to think over if Alucard's there or not and then screams for about 2 seconds and it's all normal. Like nothing never happened.

[sweetiekittie1442]

@sweetiekittie1442 *ever

[TheDarkviolet123]

@sweetiekittie1442 hahahahaah XDD i love that too hahha XDD i love how alucard also has a rape face too when seras lifts up her shirt hahaha XD

[StUFf798]

i want seras' butt on my face :)

[WolfWarrior567]

X3 funny as hell



[Pelerin985]

Muesum? Really?

[brandonbllec]

Leave it to old people to stop another great fight lol.

[smileyface925]

@7:17 Walter is such a show off! HMPH!



[WeepingGuitar99]

Alucard Aproves 1:56

[TheBlackwolf101]

This was awesome but you numbered wrong

[bleachruleshollow]

The English dub for hellsing is the worst along with most other dubbs (I watch with subs)

[stickguy13]

@bleachruleshollow only dub i ever thought was REALLY bad was gurren laggen... that dub was just one big wtf...

[bleachruleshollow]

@stickguy13 not to be "that dumbass dub hater" but honestly the sub in any anime sounds better than the english dubbed because it's the original voice ya know but gurren laggan was a big wtf (randomly stubled upon it while watching some amv's) but all in all i like subbed better than dubbed

[TheSuperhalofreak]

@bleachruleshollow I prefer dubs when different accents are involved.

[ElfmaidOfMirkwood]

@bleachruleshollow It depends on the series and the characters really. I watch something subbed and some dubbed and sometimes the dub can be just as good, or better at times.

[DevilgodG]

I think this is one of the few animes with a good english dub.

[CloneWarrior001]

I just noticed that captain bernadotte has the same japanese voice actor as Sanji.

[2013doom]

when that fat flying dude sad guns he meant boobs right ?

[SartheriaX3]

bwahaha i love thsi showw

[jinglejamgle]

LITHIUM BATTERY SAFETY STANDARDS (2:30) captions

[jinglejamgle]

Completion

[OrlyYarlyOwl]

4:45

"These are not the droids you're looking for"

[TheSupernoob16]

1:56 pedo smile.....lol

[Rayqiorg]

6:24 aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *_*

[NovaHorizon]

7:35 what a lucky guy in the background... lol

[DarkManZ3]

hahaha, #4 looks like a total rip off of the star wars

[Gyro458]

I would't mind being the victim of 6.

[koga191]

why does Alucard's coffin look so small compared to Alucard's true size

[spacegoat4ever]

Alucard approves.

[Graverobber94]

2:31-2:53 thats gotta be the most epic faces i have ever seen xD

[KRIMZONMEKANISM]

4:37 if alucard does this shit again in the ova the fangirls are gunna squeal all over the place >_>

[SkylitDriveFan123]

Yes old person, an insane man in a red trench coat with huge pistols pointed at a crazy priest with huge swords is an art exibit.

[samiel992]

HIGHER HIGHER!!!!!!!!!

[luvsthebackdoor666]

7:30 luckiest bastard in the world

[ben1000081]

@luvsthebackdoor666 nothing lucky bout that. The part were alucard checks her tits is lucky. If only she would have put the whole thing up lol

[KibaHele123]

seras got scared....all late about it XDDDDDDDD

she so cute though :3

[coolRcZ]

5:37 Sanji from One piece xD

[SlockNCFC191]

Alucard's grin after the tit check... You just can't get more awesome!

[IIBlueWaffleII]

He aproves her tit check XD

[gaaraloverful]

seras screams alot lol

[seanbro33]

this has encourage me to watch this show...anyone got a link?

[kingpiff45]

@seanbro33 go to dubhappy.com and they have it just search hellsing ultimate OVA

[seanbro33]

@kingpiff45 thanks but i already watched everything xD

[AnthonyDaFox]

Poor desk manager alucard turned him Gay XD

[Chris82992]

Anderson is the Ultimate Pain Killer

[SuuYasha3]

I love the dream of seras XD it's so strange... and funny ^^

[Gaminglord99]

Alucard Ero Beam is not for Sale or rent

[IIBlueWaffleII]

@Gaminglord99 why not :(

[zelmanclocklove11]

1:56-2:00.... ALUCARD APPROVES.... ^TT^ b

[bakugancollecterZ]

I always wondered how Alucard was like in school...

Bully: "Give me your freakin' lunch money or I'll pound the ever loving crap outta ya bastard!"

(Summons HellHound)

Alucard: "You were saying?"

[Jesthor]

@bakugancollecterZ Actually I think, Alucard was the Bully: "You'll be my dogfood!"

[bakugancollecterZ]

@Jesthor Hmm....true...but i meant the first day..

[helixmaster9]

3:47 fatality

[2013doom]

uhhhhhh is only me but she has a female body but a male head ????? sorry but really

[Sukuraidogai]

@2013doom no such thing as a male or female head. Even if her facial shape is middle-ground between general accepted male and female facial traits, you're being overly sensitive to a cartoon's style of animation.

[2013doom]

@Sukuraidogai I  was bored ! what will you do after 5 hour s playing Dead space 2 ?

[MajicReno]

@2013doom get a life maybe but i dont have the balls to play dead space 2 longer than an hour then my nerves are shot for about 3 days

[2013doom]

@MajicReno uhhhh dude i am 13 my life tryring to be good at school what do you think about Amnesia the dark sencert ? its a great game and scared the shit out of my friends

[MajicReno]

@2013doom oops sorry kid wait wtf are you doin playin dead space isnt it rated 15+? (not that it ever stopped me) also i havnt played the game but i have watched a couple of vids and i find it funny as fuck when someone repeats the word no about 30 times straight with one breath i might get it just to scare myself.

[2013doom]

@MajicReno well I was getting bored at the 4 s hour some much blood and gore its boringI had no idea how I ended up here how old are you ?

[MajicReno]

@2013doom 18 and i still scare easily dont know why maybe because i have so many people out to get since i hacked their computers couple years back

[Tasukava]

Number 4. an old Jedy [star wars] mind trick, bitch please!

[Adyma1997]

1:59 alucard: hehe... boobies

[Adyma1997]

for things like this, and i know people will disagree, i like the dubs. it makes them have british accents

[devileyes0h]

@Adyma1997 no actually the only dubs i ever liked were for alucard other dubbed animes are shit and crap and should be erased from the face of the world ( <--- lol got a lil bit dramatic huh)

[Adyma1997]

@devileyes0h

thats your oppinion. this is mine, i like dubs and subtitles go to fast to read. lol

[devileyes0h]

@Adyma1997 lol sorry if it sounded i was forcing my opinion it just that for me i really hate dubs it makes them sound silly and takes out all the fun it even ruin the funny scenes .. but if u like the dubs then i dont think u will mind ..

[Adyma1997]

@devileyes0h

no i think your righ, ive watched subs then dubs and thought the dub wasnt as good. its just easier though.

[devileyes0h]

@Adyma1997 lol true 

[denverfan97]

gotta love alucard's jedi mind tricks

[danno461]

Sera is so hot! Cute redhead XD

[danno461]

Woah...half boob...nice! Just started watching the odd ep of Hellsing

[danno461]

lol epic face @ 1:46

[PsixakiasMovies]

LUCKY GUY!!!! 7:30

[sweetblackblood1]

why do i always smile when alucard does, but then i stop smiling cause he creeps me out, u know what i mean guys??

[sweetblackblood1]

alucard can make his hair long at any time?

[sweetblackblood1]

whats so ero about hypnotizing the guy to let his baggage go through??

[alfred4king]

7:30 its raining white girl ass!

[ShadowLover9158]

a b-but?!?! xD

[GeneralAlphaShark]

At the end of number one Alucard saw her boobs, that's why he smiled.

[sweetblackblood1]

@GeneralAlphaShark damned it!! ... u can't find a decent vampires these days!

[Fransinn3]

that was so funny I forgot to laugh

[jackalhunt1]

Really quite anime clips, very load in between music.

I about shat myself first time it happened.

[DimitrisHunter25]

6:20 Kawaiiiiiiiiii :3

[sirbob61]

Wait! Tit check!

*lifts shirt*

All good.

[bakugancollecterZ]

@sirbob61 Not really, they were missing, didn't you notice?

[Keyblader7762]

seras is so. fucking. cute. i love her.

erotic eye beam. hahaha. fuckin pip. fuckin pip and his shenanigans.

[gunit61955]

Erotic eye beam lololol

[LordTormoku]

I want to hug Seras >w<

[AyameVenus]

i laughed instantly at 2:03ish when i saw it for the first time still do. alcuard n anderson always the random fights -_-

[CrystalRainbow8]

AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I SOOO LOVE these!!

[SeanRamey]

and buttss



[SeanRamey]

boobies,bigguns,vampires,oldpe­ople hugh

[SeanRamey]

boobies,bugguns,vampires,oldpe­ople hugh

[Kitsoumai]

By the way; level out your audio there, too. I had to keep turning the volume up and down. But-other than that-good video.

[Kitsoumai]

You put '2.' twice, by the way. Nice, though. Love it.

[Gufaka3]

ಠ_ರೃ 

[sasachan94]

HAHAHA!!

I LOVE SERAS!!!

AND I LOVE HELLSING!!!

ONE OF THE BEST ANIMES EVER!!

[3xteremeMusicofPros]

@sasachan94 AGREED

[shadowtsunami]

for some reason i don't remember the original hellsing being this funny lol

[Sassygirl1456]

lol i love how alucard shoots her in the boob then sits next to her while she lifts up her shirt :P alucard..u perv

[SuperZalex]

2:57 god, she looks like a cat!! X3

[jerq887]

4:01 dude, sanji from one piece?!

[TheMoonShard]

6:12 WHAT DA FUCK? Halconnen spirit...YOUR FACE GODDAMIT!!!

[empebla13]

1:22

Yeah... 'cause you don't know at all, Alucard...

[Gibbowr]

I guess I don't mind getting butt attacked by Seras, like that... xD

[SIRKIRBY111]

Epic

[seeyoulaterist]

The voices in other languages sounds funny.

[TheWaluigiman1]

I say her tits

[lazermanextrem]

4:37 Holy shit what is he going to do- This is a free fan sub.... Not for sale or rent... Carry on..

[SuperSparrow45]

...But I know if you look deep in your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you find a way to forgive me.

[Hakuru15]

Alcaurd: "GODDAMN IT FUCKING MOVE OLD PEOPLE!

Anderson: THE FUCK DID THESE PEOPLE CAME FROM?! FUCK MOVE!!!!"

Alucard: "u know what man, fuck it..."

Anderson: "yeah call it quits..."

[toxicitzi]

@Hakuru15 Would have been really awesome if Alucard and Anderson teamed up to kill all those old people.

Ruining my fun on Alucard vs Anderson like that -.-

[Kuroro2345]

LOL, Pip got pwned by Seras!!!

[Kuroro2345]

What's Seras saying in 2:50? I want to know what she's saying in Japanese...

[ivetteliza1]

lmao Alucard is seriously tall..i mean how tall is that at 2:06?! o.O" if i was in seras position to find a guy like alucard with a creeper smile..i'd probably do more than scream..XD most likely fall off the bed :3

[wakaluli]

alucard approves with a creeper smile... haha :) 1:59

[TeamTripleStar]

1:56

[GrayWolfen1488]

I would be pleased if Seras sat on my face. xD

[Tasukava]

Number 4. an old Jedy [star wars] mind trick, bitch please!

[bladeofthetalon]

I think the random old people walking through the museum was the funniest part of the anime XD

[dlwilliam]

he used the dark side of the ero force lol! 4:35

[warlord19520]

the 1 number 2 is just so funny exspcially the ending of it XD what timeing and also the one after the old people that capn got OWNED

[warlord19520]

the 1 number 2 is just so funny exspcially the ending of it XD what timeing

[Viincha]

1:58 alucard=pedo face xDDDD

[kingdomheartsfan0]

@Viincha Alucard: Oh ya!

[belly8900]

Seras screams so funny.. XDDDD

[bzflagkiller]

and just out of curiosity does anyone know how big her bazooka's are because their fricken nut's

[yuridiaprivado]

I love Alucard's formal style CX

[TIFAandtheSLENDERMAN]

*this is not the luggage you are looking for*

[InuyashaFanatic13]

OVA > Anime

In every way possible. Artwork, plot, character development and especially funnies.

[kitten48484]

@InuyashaFanatic13 True but the Anime had the Gritty feel about it, a kick ass OST, and Sera's Blue uniform looked better...

[DBZandBleachFans26]

4:38 JEDI MIND TRICK!