How To Survive The End Of The World.

[mrsportywrestlingwwe]

i know how sit on your couch and go to bed then wake up and walk to your kitchen and get coffee and then realize OH SHIT IM ALIVE

[MajicLaMa]

What is this? No. Screw this. You're just ranting about the witnesses. You sound like you have a hangover

[nera789]

XDD It's been maybe two years since I watched this last and I came across it again...

0:35 .....never fails to make me laugh.

[MissNickie84]

What a loser....u really made a lame.video....i wasted a piece of my life watchin u be a hater cuz u dont wanna hear the TRUTH about God

....no.im not a witness just sayin u luk dumb

[mpodgorac]

what is more sick? jehova's prediction about world end or you actually recording yourself saying you dont believe in it... you are same crap as they are

[terorvlad]

Got one too. Romania > Europe. They want me to travel 400 Km/ 300 Miles to attend to the meeting.

[Quikbl4de]

is being a Jehovah's Witness a job? because I think I would be really good at pissing people off.

[kingsardine]

um if ur a virgin get a girl closest one next to u then fuk her 2012 times (thumbs up)

[wruneskape]

Jimmy John's.

[camigirl270]

Would you REALLY wanna survive the end of the world? i mean.. you're gonna die anyway, why not die with your family and friends? If you do survive the end of the world, you'll just be alone and eventually die of hunger, or something like that..

BUT im not saying there will be an end of the world anytime soon.. I dont believe in what those people say about the world blowing up..

[AnImmortalEra]

HOW to Survive End of the World Survival Guide:

1:You need food so pack a good amount of chocalate or something on your backpack.

2:Take some video games in case your bored like call of duty of whatever people play.

3:Take a multi language dictionary in case you end up speaking to people from other countries.

4:Take sun block for the sun.

5:Take your Ipod to listen to your music while youre walking

6:And finally take the Bible.....................to throw it at someone to use as a weapon

[tekknorat]

@AnImmortalEra what a load of crap

[AnImmortalEra]

@tekknorat lmfao

[nera789]

ROFL I almost died XD ur voice tops it off too =P

Stupid Jehovah's witnesses leaving SPAM outside my door!

lmao =P

[techdeck321]

then let's go to Mars haha !!!!! jk

[elpicudazo]

i am cathlic

[michaelc504]

it DOSN'T matter what religion people are! stop arguing over religion! just RESTECT EACHOTHER!

make it a better place for YOU, for ME and for ALL of us!

[herrell91]

LOL

[dougman066]

i know what u mean

[speed6mazda]

To Survive? That's already predetermined, if you survive whichever way that means you deserve life.

[buanglol]

HOW TO SURVIVE, Believe in God JESUS CHRIST and pray.... thats the only way and no other way....

[pantoja535]

they just take you to heven

[kittylover6201]

without dieing

[AnImmortalEra]

@buanglol dude if i believe in something and put my hands together and pray to Jesus it's not going to put a magical sheild around me protecting me from the Tsunami that's gonna hit my face. It's not gonna help.

[stupidjelo]

@AnImmortalEra

It seriously could, man. If you realy beleive God will keep you safe, then you'll be fine. Have you ever read any of the Bible?

[5THHOUR]

....maybe u should jump out a window...it might save u...who knows

[mouhdie]

Jehovah witnesses are Chrsitians also

[thedarknessofsatan]

areyou a jehovah's witness? i am...

[icarly2626]

if we die, we die

[MrSparkable]

Just let God and Jesus and holy spirits into your hearts, and they will accept us.

[MrJack41]

it say at the end of the world that jesus will come whereing a robe that say the king of kings and it say the end of the world the anti christ will rase and that deamons will come rape the souls of the bad people and jesus will rapture the good people.

[tekknorat]

Q: "How to survive the end of the World"

A: "You don't, it's the end of the World"

kthxbai

[golf11117]

@tekknorat how you survive the end of the world

A: you can because the end of the world won't happen its all a lie

[tekknorat]

@golf11117 yup, that's the other case

[golf11117]

@tekknorat glad theres somthing we agree on lol



[On3Guy123]

shut up fagget

[Minimonster06]

SUBSCRIBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vasachi]

PFF!! i could survive on reese's puffs and gatorade!!!

[MyKewi]

I know ! she world is not going to a end just the stone henge isn't going to work! Unless Resist Puppies take over the world!!!!!!!!!!

[stolencheezburger]

"STUPID JEHOVAS WITTNESESS SPAMMING OUTSIDE MY DOOR"

hahhahaha XD

[RobloxPoop]

shut up man it wont happen you dumbass just live dec 21 2012 like any other ordinary day.

[cordz4life87]

SHUT UP about the Mayans and shit....yea it ends at 2012 but the creater or the fucken calendar just got bored now shut up. man i fell sorry for that number now

[qwertyuia1codwawsux]

wtf sprem

[WhyteHoodNegra]

lmfao leaving spam outside my door!! hahah

[conan099]

dude i got the SAME letter, u live in VA?

[pancaketrouble]

Nope, Omaha Nebraskaaaaa.

[conan099]

then....wait...THEY ARE SPAMERS!

[allxfallingxdown]

u just love that fridge dont yu??

[RSMusicBPK]

lololol grrr spam out side my door whahah good one :P whip them whip them good xd

[RogueRebelX297]

lmao ur funny man. i got tht spam shit on my door to. i was like wtf??!

[homelesstaco]

laughed hard man

[modkip25]

God you people can be so mean to them

[glue161]

stfu

[robpage1990]

lol.. spam is a great name for religion haha

[pancaketrouble]

Go smoke some weed, WIGGER!

[DellFilmingStudios]

omg! i have the one too!

[AndreasSWF]

I get those too!

[TeabagYourMom94]

hahaha

[thescaryman]

Your strategy is wise. That should just about do it.

[drumstix444]

i got one of those!!

it kind freaked me out...

[zacneeds]

I think that's insufficient information. I think an underground bunker and some tinned meat might help as well.

I got the same pamphlet. I keep putting it on the fridge but people keep taking it off.

[sachi106]

Haha we got that same flyer too

[pinaizee]

Lmao!

[cyndi7528]

the end sounds like chubacca taking a shit lol

[liljess402]

Tourettes guy....RIP.

[SatireSatyr]

wait whats that random noise at the end? o.o

[bluejuice12]

probably just him growling, lmao

[SatireSatyr]

xD spam in flyer form

[FRMmega]

lol'd

[UnknownCPcl]

jimmy johns

[OSTskater13245]

we have Jehovas near our house they like to blame everything on me and there thieves

[laffytaffykissykissy]

HAHAHAH!

[xLinebacker40x]

This Video is penistastic!

[aloha2302]

l.o.l. one time a dude in a black car got out of his car to say: "ur dogs is sooo pretty" then he handed me the same flyer n told me that that was the only way to save his beautifulness XD

[freexspirit1]

"leaving spam outside my door!"  I luv it!

[chazzmouse]

lol. "leaveing spam outside my door!" i love it!

[Catybriek]

LMAO.

[pancaketrouble]

You must be a JW.... that sucks.

[twistereli]

too bad, i'm not, that sucks huh...

[pancaketrouble]

Then why go around YouTube defending them so vigorously?

[lif3isadanc3flo0r]

oh shut up. quit your crying.

[saveyourprayer]

twister your the only person that thinks that so shutup its a joke calm the hell down

[Atticus9876]

twistereli loves men

[TwilightLink98]

You come up with the funniest video ideas.

And the best answers to the JW's questions.

HIGH FIVE

[twistereli]

wow great answer eh. so thoughtful and clever -___-"

[joshweed666]

im in the jehovahs witnesse protection program

[Stumbleine689]

duuuh

[GalenSpring]

im gonna go around to their doors and leave signs that say "Would you like to know how to not annoy people? Come to the Atheist meeting and bring some beer!"

[pancaketrouble]

Hahaha!

[brudog49]

i have one of those lol but i throw it a way i wish i would have kept it

[pancaketrouble]

You can have mine.

[FaBFaB66]

XDDDDDDDDDDD

RRRRRRR

[masonforman]

hahahahaahaah funny

[ned7698]

jimmy johns!!!

[justVme]

5 stars for the "RRRRR..." XD

[screwopenborders]

lol you like that huh?

[pancaketrouble]

GRRRRRRRR

[sonicsecrtrings]

hey people left that flyer at my door tooo although i dumped it after 4 secends

[imtang0708]

I always ask those bastards where they live so I can go to their house and piss them off! Jehovah's Witness is a CULT!!!

[Southparknscrubs]

lol that's exactly what I'd think... and do

[MarmiteGivesLife]

i want that flyer that would look so cool in a student bar for all to take the piss out of it

[ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZACK]

umm...What?

[CiReReBoT1928]

GRRRRRRR~ LOL

[AddEmergency]

we deliver

[Nathan2094]

grrr!!! lol xD

[RyanORLY]

gg owned

[bennbang]

LMAO. Nice growl <3

[thechamberpots]

I know, they always leave this stupid flyers at my door as well. I haven't received that one yet, but when I do I will be screaming in their faces until it IS the end of the world.

[MsGeorgeRyanRoss]

I hate them too! Your right!

[nitarna]

3rd

[LinxZogmProductions]

Lmao that growl at the end tis hilarious x3

[damarlo]

You are so right! I hate these people!

[ImBigMuzzy]

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