SMBC Theater - Child of Divorce

[Schizomantis]

Two Christmases!? All I got was money!

[TheDobbyDies]

I see an explosm doll! :D

[adamtylerisom]

Wow, nice mustache.... oh, and the guy has one too

[HSDclover]

i was watching the plushy the whole time

[KELLERMANisBACK]

lol love the Cyanide and Happiness plush ;)

[Wuzzup222]

Maybe it's just me, but I think Jon was perfect in this video xD

[Aretia113]

aww cyanide and happiness plush doll...

anyone else watching this while they should be doing homework?

[sungymgirls]

@Aretia113 Yep! Really should get going on my homework....

[Dullnirv]

MUSTACHE

[TheRorschachian]

"You let our son read WHAT and Happiness?!"

[90lightsaber]

@TheRorschachian cyanide and happiness???

[GaEv4]

This is the only video out of the selection I haven't enjoyed. Both my parents and my mum and the guy she married after got divorced. I don't get offended but I find that I get squeamish if I try to watch it.

Still I can see why those without aforementioned objections can enjoy it and were it not for those objections I would probably find this really funny.

[TheDrCN]

@GaEv4 My parents were divorced too. I obviously wasn't thrilled about it, but I do get the joke. Divorce isn't a horrible life ruining problem anymore. It's almost the norm. Some people are going to think that that's absolutely awful, but whatever. Cultures change, life goes on.

[Ricksxboxpainting]

nude C&H sleazy face plushie

:D

[IAreGreekGeek]

"DO WHAT YOUR FATHER SAYS! YOU'RE A PERVERT!"

[sydney327]

Her Frida Khalo look gives me a lady boner. (All homo)

[JorealConners]

3:37 was my desktop for awhile

[S1rJoso]

"I just thought you find me repulsive after the pregnancy" nah, it's the moustache

[growlingmetal]

What's frida kahlo doing in there? (SEXY!)

[xSijUx]

wow that mustache puts conan the barbarian to shame. the dude's is not bad either.

[rainspeaker1]

wowie this is depressing

i dunno, sometimes comedy really gets me down

[ilovemusicWIKA]

Mommy has a mustache

[JordanQueipo]

Question of the day...Who's mustache is bigger Daddy's or Mommy's

[Kosorovich]

Hahahaha

[trollibollimoll]

"No! You're beautiful." made me happy on the inside. <3

[trollibollimoll]

I had to watch the video over again to see the girl-moustache every comment mentioned.

[BarneysanchezDH]

Don't know which parent has the better mustache. . .

[Tyler8756]

You guys and C&H are my daily morning routine. You both fucking rule.

[ilovemangolassi]

I like her mustache it makes her special mehehe :B

[avielMenter]

Will you all please stop being giant dicks about her mustache?

[GaEv4]

@avielMenter huh, until you mentioned it I hadn't noticed it.

[Thingstolaughat1]

@avielMenter No the mustache comments are constructive criticism like telling someone they have a booger in their nose.

[Picturesontheradio]

Why is the plushie the only one without a mustache?

[mburke875]

like spiolers into the horrible truth lol

[voltcorp]

I really like this girl and her awkward acting, but she would look so much prettier with just a bit of extra waxing or whitening with makeup of those shadows over her lips.

[theTruthseeker100]

Thumbs up if you would totally bang felicity

[ninjagod1337]

@theTruthseeker100 Thumbs down.

[traltixx]

Who do I have to sleep with to get JP buy me some transformers?

[RomanoGiovanni]

Isn't he just making a half-fist with his right hand?

[DarthJackson2]

WHY DOES JP HAVE BABY CARROT FINGERS? DID HE CUT THEM OFF?

[VannahWilson]

@DarthJackson2 I…I don't know…have they…they haven't ALWAYS been like that, have they? Did he get in an accident? O.o

[DarthJackson2]

@VannahWilson

Some other person told me that he was born with a gimp hand, that it's just been like that since he was a baby.

Then I felt bad for asking the question because now it seems rude :c

[Totema1]

Now I have a horrible mental picture of JP and Jon "wrasslin".

[AutobotTopper]

Was I the only one that thought "Oh hell yes! Bruticus Maximus! I love that toy!"?

[pashcan123]

this joke seemed a bit drawn-out. funny premise though.

[sumferus]

I never knew John Stossel was a part of SMBC Theater! That's cool!

[TamLynRose]

that girl needs to pluck the middle of her eyebrows forreals.....

[FascistLetterOpener]

My parents were divorced earlier this year, and I've had nightmares about this situation happening.

Seriously, getting two people who hate eachother out of the same house was the best thing to ever happen to me.

[demondays5]

Story of my life

[Illnevertellyoueverz]

I wonder how many other chicks who commented on this need to wax? Leave Fee alone. There's nothing wrong with her, she rocks, and she kicked ass in this skit. Why haven't you all posted yourselves doing something as good as this? Oh, that's right, because you can't! Don't bite the hand that feeds you and makes you laugh.

[Illnevertellyoueverz]

@spudgirl02 Really people? Why can't people just get past JP's hand? I'm sure there's got to be something different about you too...Seriously. Get the fuck over it.

[ank2000]

@Illnevertellyoueverz I don't care how it looks, i just want to know what happened! and it better be a bloody story with lots of gore!!!!!!

[ince55ant]

been there. classic.

[PainlessShadow]

1:33 - Felicity has a booger :)

[L33tPwner1337]

This was my biggest nightmare growing up.

[NotDavidM]

"I always found you repulsive actually"

[killbot64dad]

I've tried so many times to find any of the smbc videos funny, but I just can't. They have no punchline, horrible acting, and the "jokes" in the videos just don't go anywhere. I do love the comics though.

[labiner]

Dude, wtf is wrong with your eyes? Why can't look properly when a camera is pointed at you?

[labiner]

Dude, wtf is wrong with your eyes? Why can't look properly when a camera is pointed at you?

[d4m4s74]

wait, is that a cyanide and happiness plushie?

[Satyridae]

...Sooo... anyone else watching been in this situation?

[KevinADCarter]

Is this the moustache family?

[justanotherpatriot]

why is the mom so ugly?

[EquinoxOfTheGods]

@justanotherpatriot

Just like you were born an idiot, so was she born someone you would find ugly.

I, on the other hand, find her very cute.

Video gets 5/5. You guys always make me laugh so much :3

[Illnevertellyoueverz]

@EquinoxOfTheGods

Ditto

[Elephantintheroom01]

He's threatening to really grow that mostache.

[stonedhamster]

God...this video loads for EVERRRR

[Smidur87]

yeah, the naked plushy !

[Arenovalis]

Loved the C&H plushie, I want one too :D

[gaboleon]

So... according to the comments this video is about "the hand" and "the mustache" talking to "five o'clock shadow kid". Can we please focus on the content now? (...then touch him on the penis) (sigh)

[ank2000]

THE HAND THE HAND CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE HAND PLEASE WHAT HAPPENED I NEED TO KNOW PLEEEASE IT'S LIKE AN ITCHY I CAN'T SCRATCH PLEASE TELL US WHAT HAPPENED PLEASEE

thanks.

[MrEedev]

Explosm doll!

[tinfoiler4life]

Cyanide and Happiness ftw

[gomashedpotatoes]

Explosm doll just made me laugh so hard. The two comics I make sure to read everyday: smbc and 'cyanide and happiness' :D

[SAlpsu]

ADULT FUN TIME

[deathsheep]

MUSTACHE!

[deathsheep]

MOUSTACHE!

[ehayes3791]

she looks like a skinnier version of my step mom

[rwwanon]

When the video opened, I thought the fact that they each had a fake mustache was going to be part of a joke.

[Hadidet]

@rwwanon Dude, she's beautiful. Why is the slightly darker hair on her top lip even worth mentioning?

[ninjagod1337]

@Hadidet Because it's repulsive.

[Portlandhardstylers]

@Hadidet For comedic effect?

[Portlandhardstylers]

@rwwanon OH SNAP!

[StrawberryBoy100]

she kinda has lots of eyebrow. Otherwise, she's really pretty! :D

[Tronzoid]

Dear Felicity Doyle,

Before the next video please pluck your eyebrows and wax your moustache.

I don't mean to be shallow but it is very distracting.

Thankyou

[ehayes3791]

@Tronzoid

agreed

[Lordlaneus]

those parents need an anti-restraining order stating that their not allowed further then 30 yards away from each other

[613TheEvil]

This whole family has a facial hair problem. :P

[cjcrashoveride]

It's one of the Explosm guys! Neat!

[BuddytheRat]

Wow I bet like none of you haters has ever gotten laid.

[Kogerii]

1:27 She acts really well in this skit :)

The funniest bit is about ID ruining the mood. Seriously though, shame on you for even conceiving such a scenario.

[Rathdei]

I don't know if this was incredibly offensive or the funniest reversal comedy I've ever seen.

[EBOLAinfectedMonkey]

I am now going to preface any sharing of secrets with, "SPOILER ALERT:"

[SoulReader29]

its the C&H plushie that has him all messed up.

[2minutestomammoth]

SMBC Theater is awesome. Once in a while they make a video that is so far from funny it's just awful.

[S0u1Reaper19]

Oh hey, a C&H plush. 

[TheScyphozoa]

get remarried, touch him on the penis.

[TheJalapeno]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one bugged by the facial hair. It is what it is.

[dackattac]

Shit yes, Cyanide & Happiness plushie.

[DrDrolomehet]

@dackattac IT'S SO KOOT.

[AuntieJappa]

V funny - thank you! And the pop-up ad was for a Family Law firm!!!!

[alx90x]

needs more james

[EBOLAinfectedMonkey]

@alx90x needs more rainbow suspenders

[bbrake]

Cyanide and Happiness plush! :D

[AuntieJappa]

V funny - thank you! And the pop-up ad was for a Family Law firm!!!!

Ever stop to think maybe both moustaches were part of the props????

[totallynotactuallyme]

thumbs up for using a cyanide and happiness plush doll!

[dex409]

ha ha. my parent r together andii still get morestuff than him

[iherdyueleikmudkipz]

dat hand

[Brando2600]

Man, this one sucked.

[ariyakantasila]

The joke does not merit three minutes and fourty four seconds.

[Brando2600]

@ariyakantasila

what joke?

[nexdivumincendia]

i wanna have hot nasty sex with jp's moustache

[SeriAiia]

Guys, just stop making fun of her. She can't help it, it's not too obvious, and she's still beautiful despite it.

[Geno4444]

Yay for Explosm plushie!

[equalcharliebrown]

"Gary Coleman on 'Divorce Court' "

nice.

[LordDraxxis]

have adult fun, then touch him on the penis

[floortomflower]

oh, and Felicity Doyle is awesome in this one. You guys are dicks for holding her up to your superficial standards. She is very pretty and doesn't need to change anything about herself. Seriously? Shut the hell up. Try commenting on the video rather than your own idiotic cosmetic opinions.

[simonwauters]

@floortomflower chill out, we know she acts good and she is not ugly, but if she has mustache, she just has to shave it, its life

[inferno232]

@floortomflower Hey, I like the mustache. It makes me jealous in the best way.

[floortomflower]

I loved this one! Not that I don't love James, but it's great to see one without him. Those rainbow suspenders were starting to hurt my eyes. And I love the C&H plush :D

[jeikobu21]

lol, C&H product placment

[pikminimon]

I love how the kid has a Cyanide and Happiness doll.

[MrsAbaraiRenji]

i think she's pretty and the moustache is a product of bad lighting. =\

anyway, i was more concerned that their child had five o'clock shadow.

[KaydenFox]

@MrsAbaraiRenji That's like saying Jon's mustache is a product of bad lighting... not to be a dick, but it's as plain as day. Statement of fact.

[VannahWilson]

@KaydenFox No it's not "plain as day". And your opinion is not a statement of fact.

[MarcusHedgehog97]

She needs to shave her face XD

[3ssay]

What transformer is that in the foreground?

[robot797]

@3ssay a fun one :P

[hahaha133452]

@rootvalue good point

[CoreyDirger]

i like the naked explosm doll

[Starayo]

This is true. My parents got divorced. I fucking loved it. I got two lots of presents, two lots of allowance...

[Kogerii]

@Starayo

trails off into uncontrollable sobs, held-in breaths bursting from his tear-streaked face like the wails of the dying.

[tomwolf007]

removal of the fake tash would mean she has more facial hair than both of the others.

[Doom2Guy]

I'm still glad my parents never divorced.

[Wrebble]

Did I hear right? Kid's name is Sport?

[ckikilwai2]

Boring.

[siggeir666]

Man, this video is so wrong on so many different levels!

[NAWTPROF]

I never understood how women with moustaches reproduce. There must be a lot of guys with low standards out there.

[Kogerii]

@NAWTPROF

I like yo momma's moustache 'cause it tickles when she deepthroats.

[NAWTPROF]

@Kogerii Failed troll attempt.  Sorry, son. Better luck next time. :-)

[Kogerii]

@NAWTPROF

All I wanted to do was make you laugh! (Runs crying back to cave).

[NAWTPROF]

@Kogerii You did make me laugh. Nothing makes me laugh more than the sight of a 60 year old hunchbacked woman sucking you off.

[AresiusXP]

I found disturbing the amount of hair this girl may have if she waxes her mustache but there's still a shadow there.

[achaziel]

cyanide and happiness plushie ftw.

[Rictorran]

@achaziel Amen!

[Asiancomedian]

Did that fake moustache make you itch?

[decaf100]

Smosh's kitchen!!!!!

[TheAnonymousMofo]

haha C&H doll

[4rcit4]

The first 45 seconds were pure gold. The rest was still really funny, but the start literally made me fall off my chair with laughter.

[058142]

DANK

[Dasclsad]

2:11 - a sticker lent on his mustaches :D

[drunkenbozo1994]

hahah cyanide and happiness naked doll!!!!

[shill8989]

Not your "best video yet", but funny. Dragged on.

[Vlaew]

Jon played very well!

TWO TRANSFORMERS!

[Dscarberry]

WRASTLE~!

[DrIstvan]

It's funny because it's true.

[Deckof51]

"We'll wrassle!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

[johncar11]

I expected a twist ending.

Huh.

@johncar11 That in itself is the twist. lol