Born This Way?

[shiynidomination]

zeg aifron

[kenzieegracee]

omg i wanna read your book

[YankeeDoodlePoodle]

i wanna meet u soooooooooooo bad

[peanutbutterfiend]

your SO cool, I love when you start making examples of how you were "born this way" ahaha! kills me every time. I watch this video to cheer me up, love you, your channel, and your humor! its great.

[YoitevsKira]

Oh, god. Okay, first off, let me say that I have no idea who you are. I just saw this video as a recommendation. I feel the strange need to... to hug you!!! Lol not to sound creepy ur just a real cutie!!!

[filipinojordan]

you are so delightful and funny ^.^

[DobbysOddSocks]

nostalgic for the old wall.



[MissFeefs]

You. Are. Pale.

[XxAnnaPandaxX]

I do that too! I write in my dairy like it's a real person!

But it never writes back..

[JustAnotherX]

You're definitely one of my favouristest comedians!

[Kingdomheartsgurlkyo]

aww ill be your friend joe! then we can stay up watching anime and talk about how 90% of the men in this world suck.

and i mean suck as in - they r fu**ing loosers. and U arent one of them btw!

*sigh* ill just stop

[Binki2001]

are u gay but im not trying to be mean ur actually awesome

[katherine9997]

@Binki2001 Why would it be mean to assume he's gay? And yes. He is.

[baconsushi4life]

for some reason i really like gay blogs

you and mickeyelliotblog

[KaytieOBrien]

I applaud you and your know-ing of Bribry! And yuss, he is super cute.. =/

[TheChrisPenguin]

omgaw i see pokewalker :D!



[Power4Living]

Oh wait, you're just a book.

lol

[thekluvsu]

"when the sun hits your eye, like a big pizza pie...that causes blindness"= the BEST part. :D

[queenfrostine97]

the intro made me laugh

[nomoreheadbands]

I lovee bridget jones' diary! ...i also lovee zac efron! hahah

[louisrk]

@nomoreheadbands Do you also love booze? You should make a bunch of videos, have a podcast, and write sad excuses for raps.

<3

[solarisqs]

Also I've watched the diary bit a ridiculous amount of times. Over and over. Your voice <3

[solarisqs]

"things I've done and people I've slept with" - aren't they sort of the same thing?

[EffyFntsy]

OMG! I just like LOVE ur voice!

-3

[LokcedUot]

I love listening to your accent go from Yankee to Southerner to Canadian. You have an awesome voice.

[Emeengor]

The above person is the proof that the games for children should not be so neutral and protective with protective wraps etc! they should be with raugh edges and a little dangerous for the stupid ones.. so that they get teach lessons on how to behave! also BB guns should be allowed aswell.. and parents should not be so overprotective..

Otherwise the above could be your result as a parent :) So no your child has not ADD just slap it and make it READ!

[RoannaTube]

I love the shapes! :) x

[WhatAboutJacob804]

I haven't watched your videos in a while, and since moving back to Arkansas, I've noticed your accent is showing again.

[danndannxoxo]

Are you actually writing that book? I HOPE SO!

[Omnislayer7]

I like Staryu. I named my Snivy Malfoy because he looks like he thinks he's better than everyone.

[Incenderio]

"Oh right, you're just a buuk."

I love you.

[FilthysFairy]

I got a 'Plumbing Training' advert pop up in this. Classy ;)

[treavioli]

I've had a rough day. Thanks for making it a lot better.

[MatzahBri]

my friend has not stopped quoting this all day

it got less amusing as the day went on (having not seen the video)

i liked this video, im glad she forced me to watch this :)

[BigBlack81]

Best....intro....ever!

[Dapts]

"Dear diary ... today I was looking at Zac Efron pictures on the internet. I think Zac Efron is hot. Do you think Zac Efron is hot? OH WAIT, you're just a book! :D" Aha, I love you Joe.

[galaxygirl4u]

<3 major love to you! You are an inspiration!

[num1sheeba]

I LOVE YOU!!!

[colormyworld9555]

The book sounds awesome.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theEmmama95]

i'm telling him.

[mintchococat]

why are you so cutee?!?!

[PieLord1011]

You make me want to train my Staryu in Pokemon Soul Silver... :)

I haven't decided on a name yet... And ideas?

[disneykid1]

@PieLord1011 penelope.

[PieLord1011]

@disneykid1 Joe commented on my video... Just hope you know that you made my day. <3

[louisrk]

@disneykid1 I named mine Taylor for when it used Swift.

Taylor's Swift never misses.

[zapbamzzz]

george bush...i was born this way

[biohazardbros]

joe could u make a vid just u singing without music or autotune

[iHeartMADtv]

Oh wait, you're just a book!

lmao, I love you.

[earendilstar89]

please tell me that book is real....

[pete275]

you look like a vampire

[WeAllLoveHomeVideos]

I hope you're gay :D sorry if ur not, but I just love when gay guys are gay like that... :)

[dchamberd]

I've had your intro stuck in my head for the past week now....."CUP OF JOE!"

[GumiYummi]

U r really cute :) omg I love u,

But alas... Ur gay. I hope or else I offended u!

[ISnoggedHarry]

I'm waiting for the book. Also, the longer you're living at home, the stronger your accent gets again. I have a thing for Southern accents, though. <3

[navvellines15]

You're my new favorite person.

[skye1985]

This is the first video I've ever seen from you. Subscribed! <3

[potterpancakes]

i would buy that book DEF

[Rolandomememe]

I see you get a good video response...

[JordiekinsxxReal]

The ad next to this is Gaga and glorious.

[AmodinAM]

Hey, that was kinda funny, never saw this guy before XD

Gays in Youtube are the best.

[waterlily716]

hayley brought me here. you're cool.

[xoitscariox]

I bet you masturbate to pokemon porn

[singx08]

@xoitscariox i hope he does! i hate being the only one that i know..

[shawkstuh]

I have that same pen! (don't you love when you get insignificant youtube comments) lol

[msiwishiwasafairy]

Your hands are enchanting. the way you move them while you talk.

You really are brilliant.

Also, is Songbird your real name? I doubt it since it works so well, it can't be a coincidence.

[mriwishiwasafairy]

joe, do you wish you were a fairy?

you're beautiful and skinny enough to be a fairy. (this is a compliment).

[abbystraws]

i love it!

[annanaz91]

where's the secret pokemon question Joe? 

[AzureFalls64]

I wanna read this book. :D

[pipernoswiping]

I am worried about your liver.

[RoboFillet]

Joe, you're a delight. Seriously.

Also, I caught a bunch of Staryu this weekend so I'd have one for my all-water Pokemon team? Would you name it for me?

[disneykid1]

@RoboFillet Cherise

[dylanpwnzyou]

@disneykid1 Starmie> Staryu

[annanaz91]

@dylanpwnzyou nooooooo!

[dylanpwnzyou]

@annanaz91 Yessssss Purple > Yellow <3 :D

[annanaz91]

@dylanpwnzyou no no no. you are wrong yellow is better. also staryu is super cute and awesome.

[dylanpwnzyou]

@annanaz91 But Starmie is more super cute and more super awesome BECAUSE it can use electric and psychic attacks and because PURPLE IS THE BESTEST COLOR

[annanaz91]

@dylanpwnzyou no you're wrong !

[dylanpwnzyou]

@annanaz91 OH MA GAWSH

PACK YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES, HOP ON THE NEXT BOAT, GET ON THE NEXT TRAIN AND GET THE HECK OUTTA TOWN

[TheJuliaaApontee]

nice accent. (:

[Layla818]

OMGGGG i want to read that book. seriously. please tell me youre really writing it and youre goint to sell it!!!

[frederikkymartin]

I'm loving you more and more every video.

PS: i wish i was staryu

[Xxnicoroxxx]

"...plus a lot of gay stuff"

[hisrandomosities]

note the poke'walker when he's writing in the diary. loveee

[cizzim]

Haha hilarious video!

[dylanpwnzyou]

Bitch make a pokemon video

[sandy348]

BriBry is brillllliant

[palmtreesandsunsets]

"you're just a book." I like to talk to my books too. haha

[kirbykid1]

"Why don't you bathe?"

"I'M THE SWAN QUEEN."

[v1tusphoenix]

BOOK should title...

all the things that GAY things 'bout me...

[aug4280]

The sun hitting your eye like a big pizza pie isn't the only thing that causes blindness; you're dads cumshot will do the trick, too, you know.

[squiddie03]

zeck effron

[siemprebae]

Despite you not doing anything, I still enjoyed you're video. : )

[mikeymoodle]

Meghan Tonjes has encouraged me to make a Vision Board. Its basically just pictures of you <3

[KaTaN8]

Whoa!? your gay??

[partyandahalf]

i just really enjoy you :)

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

ahahaha so entertaining

[lovenotwar666]

"im the queen swan"

works for everything ;]

[JustJosh2991]

I like your pokewalker! And didn't you have a diary and have to kill it because tom riddle told you to kill ppl?

[BlackKey55]

i spy pokewalker!!

[eunibrows]

Wait....say "Efron" again.

[MadMagnifique]

"why are you naked right now?"

"I was born this way"

[ryman236]

You know, you may have been born this way Joe, but please, please, please, just stay inside.

[funkusboswell10]

I have that pen!!!!!

[Anaprince]

It would be fun to title it "People I've done and things I've slept with"....lol

[VivaHelsinki]

I didn't get that 'miranda-joke'. But then again, I'm a Miranda-fan ;)

[uhmmnick17]

you're gay?? since when!!

[musicrox0719]

you should add +alot of moonshine to that list.

[boredBordeaux]

That movie was on after sex and the city yesterday! I'm so gay......

[Shevan08]

Zachary sure is delish :)

[DariaMorris]

"When the sun hits ur eye like a big pizzapie that...causes blindness" :D Cup of Joe makes me happy!

[25butterbeers]

When you said Bridget Jones, I was so expecting a rendition of All By Myself with a Boones farm microphone and autotune. :p

[purplelllama]

hahah, ZEC EFFREN

[coolestnerdever122]

I was going to write this long ass comment about how I just recently found this channel/5awesomegays and how I've watched very video Joe ever made within the past week and how I peed when I saw this in my inbox, but then I realized how creepy it sounded.

[coolestnerdever122]

I was going to write this long ass comment about how I just recently found this channel/5awesomegays and how I've watched very video Joe ever made within the past week and how I peed when I saw this in my inbox, but then I realized how creepy it sounded.

[thepapaniko]

you inspire me to drink more!

[onceuponavlog]

god i fucking love you so much. it's not even funny.

[ash29ley]

<3 not really leaving your house for a week. i mean, what else do you need besides digital zac efron pictures. (okay, but not really, i can think of a lot).

[mscandyclash]

I love BRIDGET JONES' DIARY!

[IHaveFlagella]

I would definitely buy your book.

[LeEtoile]

I want to read your book, it sounds awesome.

[PrinceRaySnow]

You must mean Ted Nugent. 

[ToAnExtent]

just had a seizure because we have the same sketchbook/drunkard diary. nbd.

[mitcharp]

this video was wonderful. you should have nothing going on in your life more often

[ileyou]

hihi i checked his channel out cuz u said hes cute :D he is!

[amojarro1]

Gay things like anal sex?!

[Cassthespazz]

you inspire me to drink more

[izzy120391]

Brilliant.

[mywingsareyours]

Your book sounds more like Sex and the City :P

[mywingsareyours]

@mywingsareyours also, just saying this because you got me to start watching it and now I'm hooked! ughh.

[dudewitstix]

ew

[cayyta]

oh how you make me smile.

[IBleedSkittles89]

omg that book will be amazing

[BeccatheBizarre]

Bridget Jones' Diary is so good. Anything with Colin Firth is good, though.

[metaphoricalbamf]

You remind me of Shane Dawson when he does his gay voice :\

Love yoooou :]

[crs0831]

Zec Efron :P

[rebella14]

You Awesome JOE! Keep doing what you do! You were Born this WAY!!

[Strawbimi]

gahh! i love how southern you sound! <33 LOVE U

[samiam1432]

Excuse me, is that a tomagachi on your desk?

[JamieDanger]

Why = Waaaah

[Ganychan]

I wanna eat your hair.

[catieola182]

You could also use the excuse of "I'm the Swan Queen!" like in The Black Swan.

I've been using that one a lot lately.

[williamcanfly]

zec efrun.

[diabeticdoode]

I have a pooke'-walker too!

[TheBoyWhoCriedPICKLE]

pokewalker-diary time FTW!

[marknalex]

I love the Barbra stick figure.

[FancyJesse]

For some reason i thought you were in a thunderstorm, i was hoping to hear you scream.

Scream on your next video!

[StormingRoads]

my dad asked if he was in the book

[SerenityShootingStar]

You're fucking adorable. XD

[soocl0se]

Hahhahaha, just a younger version of that old man in family guy. You know what i'm talking about!

[Cindisfirstmoustache]

Dear diary, today I played pokemon, drank, and hung out with my friends. Love Joe. Well two out of three ain't bad.

[briisizzle]

You look like Gollum.... Guess you were born that way also..

[SkyMeetsLand]

I'm really looking forwarded to reading your book. BJD is great, unfortunately the second one doesn't compare.

[randomtinkfan93]

I love BriBry! He's amazing. And amazingly attractive. And has an attractive accent. c:

Also I always love your introductions. They make me giggle.

[keeksix]

i JUST watched that the other day XD

[thekangaroofish]

sitting in bed watching DK1 videos all day?

BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY

[hummiemd]

oh wait you're just a book hahaha <3

[bazookaclaire]

I think we might be the same person.... 

[chubysnow]

What an amazing title, you would come up with that Joseph.

[killerz11111]

ur hot

[sakuraevolution]

Fetal alcohol syndrome. You WERE born that way.

[FranOnDemand]

I see your POKEWALKER!

Just thought I'd point that out. lol.

[xNiC0L3i4Nx]

lovin' the way you say boon.

[poetryreadingdork]

Is your last name really birdsong? :)

[bigdima3]

You should start smoking to make your voice sound deeper )

[cyberphobiamustdie]

I just watched Bridget Jone's Diary too :D awesomeness~

[shazenmaire]

lol i kinda like this, sub

[cinticat]

I love you Joe. Would totally buy your book. I would also love to read your journal. Let's watch Bridget Jones's Diary together.

[TheAndrewIce]

Lady Gaga, she has better material before. GO TO MY CHANNEL! NOW! :D

[AnonymousAntonymous]

In every single one of your videos, I see something on your face, and I'm aways like "What IS that?" I only now just realized it's your nose :/

[Rainbowsend09]

Alcoholism may have genetic causes, so when people ask why you are drunk all the time you can honestly say - I was born this way.

[hollowtowers]

BriBryyyyy!!!! <3

[cherry1o8]

OMG dad jokes are back haven't seen one of those in a while joe

[Dontamnitsud]

OMG! I saw your Pokewalker! I lost mine...

[Alexnadra92]

You look great today. Have you changed your camera or sth?

[makaronassss]

gay

[jampuffs]

that intro was HILARIOUS xD