Russell peters and china man

[GAkopyan31]

lol of all of Russell's jokes, this is by far my fave ;)

[Payal774]

Chucksunggong

[punkviolingirl]

China Man! Haha this fucking hilarious!!

[1281avi]

Tap some bong

[loveallmusic2012]

I gave this at least 399k views

[Revis]

confucius say, "you go to jail badboy"

[rainbowchanel]

unless your anthony by day and CHUNKSUNGDONG by night! toooo funny!

[yamahonkawazuki]

Confucius say, man who stand in airport turnstyle sideways, is going to bangkok

[ANTINOCK]

hahaha..its funny coz in my language..which is malay..tak sombng means 'not arrogant'~~

[johnrey619]

HAHAHAHHA.

[MrTethkar]

اغلب العرب اللي هنا جايين من أعجاب ( هيرو ) للمقطع ^_^

[IMMUNET0FEAR]

فلللللللللللله

[saadmmm1111]

ترا  صوت الضحك مركب

[sniperguevara]

@saadmmm1111 امك كيف حالها نشالله بخير؟

[saadmmm1111]

وش يحس فيه



[anth6192012]

XD my name is Anthony

[Kaeiou90]

@99fishing58 Confuscius is a reputable Chinese philosopher and scholar, not a fortune teller. Who gets famous, and remains revered over centuries by telling fortunes and reading crystal balls?!

[oOoHasanAbbasoOo]

30 bad boys went to jail..after this

[LionEntity]

LOL Confuscius say! "You go to jail, bad boy!" hahahahaha fuckin hilarious shit!!!

[ssrezza]

hahahha lucu siaL~!

[300yon]

confucius say"yo go to jail badboy!"

[lookupcapn0bvious]

check out my vid of me harassing an old chinese man on the bus, couldnt find a nigger to harass

[Kristyannepeterpan]

and don't say Anfany!!! XD

[10Killuminati]

lmao i think this is my favorite joke hes ever done..i constantly watch it and always laugh my head off.. brilliant man...CHINA MAN CHINA MAN..haha

[XxGUERRERZZxX]

27 people dont wnna TAP SUM BONG

[SkYZization]

T.A.P .S.U.M. B.O.N.G!

[TheFreshman23]

@RimoltFreeGuy he said Confucious

[RimoltFreeGuy]

Whats confusion? Russell Peters made that up....??!

[99fishing58]

@RimoltFreeGuy confusios is a famouse fortune/futer teller

[RimoltFreeGuy]

@99fishing58 Oic..yea read abt him. Interesting indeed

[worldofrock1289]

@RimoltFreeGuy its some chinese from the ancient time

wikipedia it

[BensGirlfriend]

OMG, this skit never gets old

[Yumsie117]

27 people have no life!!

[swatibhatt]

Love it :)

[08arijit]

"hey ur moma so fat, she jumped and got stuck!" "okay, thank you"

[studiosic]

lol i think the guy made up the name.......

[21gorillaman12]

@Sivrene23 Confucius, not the future. lol justsaying.

[Sivrene23]

" shooting noodles out o his wrist , catching bad guys with stale fortune cookies. The future say , You go to jail bad boy" OMG LOOOOOOOOL

[DriftKing781]

@Sivrene23 Confucius not the future and steel not stale.

[2coolz4u]

LOL thats soo funy cuz I have an asian friend named anthony!!! lool

[9ssgoku]

"YOU GO TO JAIL BAD BOY". This guy is awesome:D

[purifyXme]

confuscious say go to jail bad boy

[001FJ]

LOOOOOOOL!

[discodisco]

lool poor anfany

[purifyXme]

@discodisco its anthony dumbass

[discodisco]

@purifyXme typed by a true dumbass ,

I SAID IT WITH AN ACCENT RETARD

[purifyXme]

@discodisco the accent doesnt sound like that its still anthony

[discodisco]

@discodisco

that an opinion not a fact

[smokintheblaze]

To all who find this offensive, I say this:

...........You wanna tap sum bong? It'll help you see that this is not offensive.

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying.

[yeayohaha]

That dudes names actually tam zhen bong

[dquiocho]

whats the name of this show? i cant find it hah

[DeLange12]

Confuuuuusion say XD

[jackapplejr]

@DeLange12

Confucius...he was a guy. not confusion. :D

[DeLange12]

@jackapplejr I thought it was: confusion say, but now i now confucius was a dude from old china..

[pimpyoon]

looks like anthony's got 26 accounts

[californicationgyal]

tapsumbong!!!!! hahahahhahah thats what i say when i smoke bongs lol thanks to russel peters hes the greatest

[Ravelinator]

Confucius say

u Go to jail badboy!!!

[Ravelinator]

Confucius say

Go to jail badboy!!!

[smujohnson]

"you go to jail... bad boy!"

[steevyization]

Russell jokes about his culture as well as others culture. This is not racism by any stretch of the imagination. People might be offended because his comic generalization are perhaps more fact than fiction.

[donnicool]

hahaha!

[Amazaxe20]

This is just amazing!!! Gotta love it! :D

[xoJustinBieberfanxo1]

what does he say at 1:56-1:57??

[twinklystarr]

@xoJustinBieberfanxo1 "Confucius say: You got to jail, bad boy." :)

[Raiyne324]

@xoJustinBieberfanxo1 i think its just the noise of snapping the cookie

[yynirvana]

IM GETTING 6 PACKS FROM LAUGHING!!!!! Lo0OL

[delaware12pwner]

china man lol.

[sammyman95]

You go to jail bad boy LOL!!!

[ivynorth]

so fking funny ...

[DelbyC]

Some people say this is racist

i say its funny, and break from reality for a bit

its just some jokes not a political podium.

o yeah and it does not bother people when a line like " o white are so...etc"( insert minority comedian here)

its dumb, faulty, logical thinking to generalize people.

but in the case of a JOKE, ill suspended from reality for a bit of entertainment .

o and that audience member was a prop, if not that's some hell of a good Improv crowd interaction that Russell did.

[corylanz]

i like this guy..he is funny and spontaneous.

[heygyal]

confuscious stay haha

[purtha]

you go to jail bad boy

[headsprunggg]

Can`t stop laughing watching this dude performing

[sakuralovediary]

love it!

[g95td2000]

TAPPP SOME BONNNG

[van888888]

racist son of ma b!tch!!!!!



[ZachValkyrie]

@van888888 You Bet!!! awesome innit?

[Sugar39Vanilla]

FUNNY :D

[shamanmaster17]

crack up

[dmc081]

George Lopez is like this guy

[HoldUdMFS]

what show is this from

[sharuto]

@HoldUdMFS russell peters outsourced

[Enclaissia]

HOLY MUDASHIT IM CHINESE AND MY NAME IS ANTHONY WTF O.o

[tellytat123]

lol xD

[hkworldhihi]

"you wanna Tap Sum Bong ?!! xD " (wanna get high lol)

[azyome]

Like i said russell peters is the best!!!!

[mrsmurf1]

you have to turn on the closed captioning.. "Superman" = Clinton according to Google.

[tiffany123song]

@mrsmurf1 iio

[FreakinKoolMedia]

Anthony by Day

Tap Sum Bong by Night! :D

[SuperBabyshaun]

tap sum bong hahahaha you go to jail bad boi ,sht dis dude makes me cry,laughing to mch

[NeArMisSeD]

"whatever makes you happy"

and "you know what I mean" are his two fav phrases

[djfinex]

Anthony by day, Tap Some Bong by Night!

[XDMotherFuckers]

Its Like Tuck Some Bomb

LMAO

EAT BOMB LOL!

[81343523]

omg

[TheNYLify]

fuking dum...  indian

[penzoil1010]

anthony

propper chinese version

[asdrocksyou]

my goodness my chest hurts from laughing

[coolcoolkid92]

this is so funny lmao

[Mariacutie101]

LmFao

[Mike0aka0Sphere]

Confuscious say: You go to jail, bad boy!

[SakuraSolidMarker]

he's anthony by day

tap sum bong by night

LMAO

u go to jail bad boy

[BiGTiMeNeRD007]

Russell you are the shit!

[zedio369]

he's only got one act this guy

[IchigOxYH]

his name sounded canto .. =="

[AyashiFX55]

cause racism are easy to understand ... you don't need to think, thats why they are more funny.

[88atrain]

is easy to understand you mean. and after watching some of his other stuff he does have jokes that are not racist. I have nothing against racist jokes in comedy.

[UnsatiableEloquence]

Shayner21: Are you a miserable person? Seems to me like only a miserable person can be so easily offended by something so creative and intellectually beneficial that maybe you could incorporate some of his material into your life?

[bxsosick]

tapsombong by nite!!!!! haha, priceless

[LoveHurts0351]

So f' in funny he's the best!!!! 10 stats

[choisan8]

flippin love him man!

[MakeupGeekAddict]

Tok som bong lol

[MIKarlsen]

Juu goe tu jail bad boi!

[asianRSXdriver91]

@MIKarlsen HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! it says u go to jail bad boy HAHAH MAN!

[1987Wrath]

guys he made a joke now u guys r fighting

stop wasting ur time and energy

[1987Wrath]

there is no difference between u n a gorilla. look in the mirror

a slave got a computer?nah u prolly just a hobo neggar who stole itif ur not a slave in this generation, u gonna b bhind bars 4 sure.ugly motherfucker. we shud send u all back to africa, where u belonghahahahado u want some pennies lol

[TheShayner21]

Is that the best you got, curry-farter? Don't you have a 711 to be watching for your uncle? LOL

[peachfuzz1011]

stop posting fking hater comments cuz he is better than any "black" comedian you have ever seen.

[TheShayner21]

pussy

[xymex]

omg..this IS SOOO FUNNY!!! hilarious...

[GreenBlackKojiGoh]

Last part is nice

[poorbengali1]

lmaoo him nd katt williams shuld do sumfin 2getha

[GreenBlackKojiGoh]

haaas

[Blondiie994]

anthony by day, and tap sung bong by night x'D

[PwnedAngel]

it's tap sum bong... (Take some Crack)

[anatabayak]

Its just a joke

[TophMetalBender]

yes indians cannot shoot noodles out of their wrists like you do

[airswingman]

but indians shoot curry~ lol

[thismortalsoil92]

dude its a joke he talks about all races dude not just chinese people.. don't take it seriously

[flyinghotwing]

woo suck fong, smell nas tee wong

[XDMotherFuckers]

All Press : 0:58

Name : 它撒哦 (Chinese Ver)

English Ver :Talk Some Bomb

[demon1004]

nah i think it's Tam Chun Bong.

[flyinghotwing]

tok som bong

[benedictli]

tug some bong... LOL

[manjeet8]

if u don wan tu plae de gaaaaaame

[IskArioT27]

taps on bong sounds rather vietnamnese#

[lemonthekid552]

its amazing how he can come up with shit like that on the spot xD

[NJSRULZ]

yo man this thing is simply awesome im from sri lanka but i enjoyed it dont take it as racism ppl its jst comedy ok hats off russel peters

[Sp3llbind3r05]

lols im asian its algud :D ppl dont rage <333 bit of comedy just enjoy and laugh :D

[azkeyz]

This is my first time seeing Russel

I understand exactly what this hostility is about, it's called stupid people who don't realise that when you're at a comedy club

it's expected that you may be on the receiving end of some jokes.

If you can't handle that don't go to the comedy club.

side note: I can't wait to kill you in prison.

[southpole419]

LOL THE BEST CHINA MAN!!!

[IBEBRW86]

You're an idiot. fag

[gcord21]

They aren't a mainstream ethnic group so the jokes would go over people head, that or hes got nothing to say about them. I know the Hmong from the GRAN TORINO movie.

[Reshad713]

Russel peter owns all asians

[MistaQuake4]

what kind of lame statement is that? If you're trying to use the gamer term, he "owned" every race . African, Indian, Native American, Asian, South east Asian, Jamaican, White, Mexican...... shit I dont' think there's a race he didn't make a joke about. Not to mention every single one of his accents are spot on lmfao.

[Reshad713]

well he did... and im not a gamer, it hink videogames are gay but whatever

[Y0Y0uk]

Talking shit

[Jordy216]

LOL ANTHONEEEEE

[ETZwok94]

confucious say

" u go tu jaiwl bah boyy "

lmao

[chenweihao881201]

Is every Chinese in India from south-east China ? It' sounds weird .

[HandsomeMattt]

Be A Man

[ohnoyoudidntx]

example

England = English man

France = French man

China = Chinese man

NO ONE SAYS ENGLAND MAN or FRANCE MAN do they?

dont say CHINA MAN

it is an offensive derogatory tem

[N2Y3724]

im sorry but i have to laugh at that comment but anyways thats a good point

[ETZwok94]

take it easy. wow

[theWestonian]

So?

who cares if its offensive?

Thats the idea. Also, some people dont like Chinese people. so shut up

[holkn]

some people dont liek chinese people, maybe.

But everyone hates you and you are a pathetic loser, thats true

[tomkoolman]

his chinese name is 譚振邦~~if i hear it right...

which now became tap some bone... lol

[jenniferfeliciano66]

wanna tap som bong?rofl!

[TheAppleApps]

Tap Some Bong!!! Omg this guy is awesome

[devapein]

"anthony by day tap some bong by night" lol i love this guy hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[1mymind2isanenigma3]

ohhhhh my gawd.. thisguy is one of the few select comedians that can actually make me laugh aloud!! i almost choked on my food just now, i was miserable b4 but just watchin him for a couple hours made my day ^^ I love you Russell!!!!!!!!

[TexasHasPoo]

China Man

[jenniferfeliciano66]

hey wanna tap song bong?LOL!

[korpiz]

LOL!!

[xoxonunuxoxo]

stale fortune cookies... ROFL

[moveonendless]

YOUR RACIST BUT GOOD ON YOU FOR BRINGING OUT THE TRUTH

iTS ABOUT TIME SOMEONE CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT THANK YOU RUSSEL

[shelzta2]

that was as

[gtgirlie93]

His videos ALWAYS make me laugh

=]

[imdamuthafukkinking1]

confucious say you go to jail bad boy lmfao

[randomisnotgood]

1:08 - 1:31

"Ey, you wanna tap some bong?

That's a wicked name, man. Tap Some Bong! I don't know if Im saying it wrong or not but, it's the way it is man, you know.

Sounds cooler than Anthony. Unless you're Anthony by day, and

TAP SOME BONG BY NIGHT!"

hahaha! This is awesome :D