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  • if you like throwing people so much, you should've climbed a higher building and throw people off. That way, they actually die from the fall.

  • I wouldn't even call u an assassin, I side with Malik XD

  • AC at its best

  • I say this is the best video I have seen of Assassins Creed gameplay. It's so funny XD

  • He just didn't play seriously, guys.

  • lol you shouldn't call that assassin.

  • Dude, look at the map...

    Get into the haystack, dammit, detection's at yellow!

    XD

    Played on PS3, right? This one's the only AC I've played on my PC and I should say PS3's a whole lot better!

    WTH, a viewpoint?

    ROFLMAO!! Never have I been chased this long!

  • well atleast it was funny for people to see

    especialy how the guards came out of nowhere

  • dude u suck when i did that i literary kiled almost every guard on that hospital and u kant escape from a few dam ur slow to slow for the game

  • have you noticed that you are in jerusalim and still you hear some guards speak in english like british people?

  • i lol'd.

    

  • Lol thanks 4 making that video because i loled alot

  • i think it's safe to say you grasp the concept of the game

    i only have one word for you "STEA:TH"

    this isn't halo 2 (which sucks btw) where you run around blasting ur way through

    but i suppose it was mildy amusing for the first half anyway :)

    but for the record the tutorial DOES include counters - its when it makes you train in the yard with the other assassins and you have to get it 3 times to continue - you had to have done that part to get to this part

  • at the end (the jump) FAIL

  • You should work on your gaming skill because guards are supposed to be easy.

  • I suddenly understand why Malik found insulting Altaïr's "skill" so easy. It's okay, man, I'm behind you 100% on this one.

    Also, "WHERE'S THE EXIT!?!" honestly made me LOL.

  • this is a fail so bad its almost a win

  • was this just you dinking around? Or was it a serious attempt? No problem eitherway. I think ive only had about 2 out of my five assassinations be stealthy

  • You guys are obviously notorious idiots, except for some who actually got it, he does not suck at this game, I don't think anyone does for that matter. He is just trying to be funny, and make it look like Altair sucks at his profession (who knows maybe he likes Ezio better).

  • dude....u missed sum hay like 3 times when u were yellow....

  • nice

    

  • lol i liked this vid dont know why are some that didnt. hes just playin around with the guards and doin funny stuff so just enjoy the vid!

  • damn i love the song when you are on city alert... i jsut keep running all arround the city just to hear it lol

  • damn i love the song when you are on city alert... i jsut keep running all arround the city just to hear it lol

  • why did you go in there inthe first place?? :3

  • it's true, this does suck...

  • the entire city wants to fuck you in your ass!god is really against you!!!hahaha!!!

  • As far as "assassins" have been stereotyped yea this guy sucks. Remember kids that even the majority of the limited historicaly documented "missions" or "objectives" related to even the ninja of oriental fame ended in disaster, and the majority of the succesful ones had nothing at all to do with assassination. Espionage has always been and remains the name of the game.

  • 1:31 lol

  • Lol, this guy is like the Clouseau of assassins.

  • wow u suck man

  • 5 stars !! Not just retarded but funny too !! Lol

  • you bunch of retards stop hating,he tries to be funny in the vid!

  • more like the retarded assassin

  • not that it's hard to be pro at AC...

    but you suck.

  • dude your a noob you pasted a hay bail thing twice and so many hide spots. learn how to play.

  • a not so stealthy assassin he is messing around

  • do you know how to tackle ppl outta your way? Cuase that could of help you. By the way i killed them all in that castle. I don't wanna be mean but you suck at this game. unless you were doing this on purpose so we can have a good laugh. 5 stars man, 5 stars

  • you shit stains its a joke if he was a noob it wulda been called im a pro or sumfn like that

  • Haha nice one mate :D i love all the dummy comments talking about you playing dumb :D it's just perfect ;)

  • omfg rofl irl i was like hahahahahahahhahahaha hilarious 5/5

  • Dude, you passed like 8 different hiding spots while in yellow. why didn't you just hide in one of them? (2:24 is the first time). you'd have been done so much faster.

  • then it wouldn't have been as cool

  • You just suck dude...at the end of this game you have to fight against a whole army...you will NEVER made it...(Even if its god damn easy because of combo bug that procs all the time...) just learn to play fucktard

  • its called a joke

  • just learn 2 play man your like a X2 NOOB of some sort

  • LOL

  • learn to play...

  • lol at :59 "how did he do that?"

  • your stupitity allmost makes me cry

  • Wow. You're horrible. XD

    Although the end made me laugh. XDD

  • im not sure how or why but looks EXACTLY my same assassin kill on the same misson the same moves actions mistakes and everything. at first when i started to watch this i was thinking wtf? is this me? then i started to get freaked out because it was my moves but idk if it is or not...this is freaky...

  • I'm not trying to be a dick. But Damn, you need to work on your combat man. And you passed 4 hay bales and 3 benches when you were running from the guards. You could have sat down or jumped in and been done with it.

  • You obviously tried to make the game look bad, They put free running in here for a reason..Use it...Alot of times when you could have ran away and found hiding spot. But you just had to cry about it, and make it look bad.

  • somebody sucks at Assassins Creed o_o

  • well remember everybody calls u an infidel in this game so god must hate u because infidels are athiests. and btw funny video. u really suck at this game

  • yea no wonder you hate the game becouse you suck

  • actually i blame the tutorial. it could have been straight forward and said your only hope of killing a guard is counterattacking. lets be honest those bastards block every lash you take at them

  • Actually the fastest way to kill a guard is to attack them and then push X again as soon as he blocks it; that's an instant kill. There's nothing wrong with the tutorial at all. Your map shows you every hiding place in the area and I saw you run past at least four hay stacks when you were out of sight.

  • @WazzzzupGames no u do suck

  • @WazzzzupGames Which is why you have to time the counter attack right.

  • @WazzzzupGames you can, u just have to hit them enough times successively. The best way to do it is to keep hitting one until another is about to attack you and then you can counterattack him and continue your assault on the first guard until his guard brakes.

  • @Beno2212 dude i dont suck at this game i actually got platinum on ac2 and brotherhood but stealth my ass this game is not stealthy at all, mgs4 now thats stealth

  • @divinidadoscura assassins creed is actually a stealth based game

  • @ocallaghan1916 i know but i can beat the game without being stealthy lol i can just run from target to target so stealth my ass

  • @divinidadoscura Fair enough thats your opinion :)

  • WOW you suck at this game

  • i think i suck in this game cause everytime i kill my target i have 30 guys trying to kill me

  • That's supposed to happen. Whenever you make an assassination the entire city is alarmed.

  • ...

    This is so pathetic, that it's epically awesome.

  • lol at 4:36 xD very nice

  • I don't know why but I am always capable of running away in few jumps...

  • Dude, I feel your pain.......T_T

  • i only killed three guys on this mission ,the assasination target and two guards and then i just walked back low profile ,i didnt get any heat

  • Lmao, this really made me giggle.

    The ending just really topped it off for me

  • soooooo grrrrrrrrrrrrreattttttttt

  • awesome

  • That assassination is pretty hard considering how early in the game it is.

    The mentally ill guys shove you, making you come out of blend and get spotted, or if you try to run around on the beams the target suddenly goes physhic, stops looking at his patient and spots you.

    Even on my second playthrough I didn't get him without get spotted, he turned round just as I pounced ;_;

  • the only exit is 1 window somwere in that building

  • 58 to 59 a guard say how did u do that?!?!

  • Do you not know how to counter attack?

  • wooooow XDD

  • LOL, that was almost as bad as me. I was running around that room looking for the exit, and I eventually just killed everyone so I could take my time..

  • well im not sure wheter ur purposely make u look "sucks" in the game, or u really ARE sucks in the game, yet i found that this vid is really funny. im gonna favorite this. Good job for it, 5/5 :)

  • Hahahaha I loved it!

  • well i found it funny but if i were ther i woulda slap u,take the controler, and show u how a master does it

  • you phail at this game e-e

  • 4:38

    What crowd?

  • 2:23

    theres a haybale off to the right

    fail

  • =( im a crappy assassin. lmao I tried to assassin that black market dude in damascus lmao it was an epic fail. I blame the crazy ladies that bug you for money. she got in my way and I couldnt kill her. (I was about too...>.>) lols it took me 3 tries to kill him lmao

  • I didn't even realize I killed him untile I got that memory playback thing. 0o0

  • this kid does not even notice his surroudnings or cant fight the guards effectivly. no wonder this assassin isnt so stealthy

  • well im sorry u didnt find my video humorous. you dont need to criticize so harshly

  • i wasnt harsh...it was somewhat true. i didn't call you a noob or say 'WTF KID N0T KnOws H0W 2 P1aY.'

    i just stated that if you paid attention to you surroundings you could have gotten away. unless this video was meant in a comical light, like he really sucks as an assassin and didnt know how to get away, then i could see it being humerous. you didnt present it that way. just being honest.

  • same thing happend to me. i had to climb the tallest view point which was on the other side of town.....

  • this is by far the funniest video i've seen.

  • such a noob are you men xD in this lvl ill killed al that guardians on my way n_n

  • lol i got pissed so i killed everone in there 2 get out

  • Ironic, since this was the exact mission that I scored my first perfect stealthy kill.

  • jaja thats the funnyest shit i have ever seen....men u suck in that game annd thats so funny...XDDDDDDD

  • lol

  • I totally know the feeling, I would start laughing at myself just accidentally running up walls and dodging sword slashes and then in a full sprint and then run into people and then fall on the ground. I beat the game a while ago and now I'm a pretty smooth assassin, now I can't wait for the next assassin's creed.

  • man you really suck at this game... i would make you look like a fool...

  • hahahahahahhahahahah

  • lol i hate this assassination

    it was easy enough but i had to panic-attack run all over that damn little medical/torture facility forever tryting to find my way out! meanwhile the crazies are pushing me and altair likes to run up random walls...

    but its all good cuz this game is bomb

  • dude, that was like, one of my first assasinations and I got away better than tht!

  • 5:12

    LMAO!!

  • duuuude that was awehahasooooome

  • lol i almost choked while i was eating my biscuits

  • at 4:13 there is a hay stack literally 6 FEET AWAY FROM YOU and you were in the YELLOW and you just booked it past..... W.T.F!

  • y know~ its hell load easier to just kill them off inside instead of running around in circles .... saves hella of time

  • i the exact same thing the mad people were hitting me and this little voice in my head was saying 2 kill them so i high profile assasninated them and the gaurds came runnung

  • i didn't have that low of life at that asassination

  • lol u no there a exit through a window where u were pushing them off the ledge

  • your not very good at this are you

  • LMFAO!!! I was thinking the same thing. That has got to be the worst I've ever seen this game played. Still, very humouress!

  • for an assassin trained since birth you cant do any cool shit

  • never mind the cool shit allfatz, he just cant do shit

  • lol, so right mate, so right

  • omg a pirate

  • Is PC ?

  • you need to get a goal in your life, can't just run around i cirkels^^ and you ran by the sam hay thing 3 times, and at least 10 benches... but it was damn fun ^^ work on you fighting, i beat you and you can't be beaten by a girl..

  • man you suck at fighting

  • 1:31 HAHA what a loser! 1:34 NOW YOUR A LOSER LOL!

  • wow lol that sux XD u could have jst gon into the hay-stak XD

  • funny how you make this game look so hard. and yet it's so easy.

  • wont get away this...shit he got away

  • hahahah :D

  • counter... lol

  • man you suck at this game

  • At least yah tried xP

  • just ridiculous you crazy dump guy

  • u missed like 5 haystacks!

  • dude, you're TERRIBLE!

  • i got bored of running on this one, i just killed all the guards :)

  • Bahaha. I just assasainted this guy awhile ago, this is what happened. xD

    I just locked on and he caught me. :[

  • Thats soo funny well done man, and is that the mission where you kill that weird doctor? think im just passed that =) nice dude

  • WTF, He some kind of ninjA!?"

    That made me lol for like 10 mins.

  • i finished the game but im still walking around so can some one tell me how to get the passcode to the computer ...plz xD

  • 1:32 LOSER! *THIS IS SPARTA!* *falls down*

  • well really, jumping from THAT high up into a hay stack would REALLY hurt... lol

  • if u are fucking stupid and you cant play its not the game's fault and learn to use counters....

  • Wahahaha :D 1:32 LOSER ! ... BAM !

  • you should have hide in the hay stacks next time... nice vid though

  • yeah... i had this problem too...

  • You kept running right past hiding spots lol.

  • LOL so funny XD

  • Good video, I laughed at the "Raped" part.

  • The more I see the more awesome it gets, I want this game.

  • Man dude either this was on purpose or your the worst player at this game I have ever seen.

  • this assasination was the easiest... you should you have given yourself out?

  • I know, I just wanted to make a funny comment :P

  • Because it said "after x hours" of doing nothing but that:)Because these fights in itself accomplish nothing. And i was wondering kinda if he knew.Then again he was making a "not so stealthy" video...

  • I assume you realized you could have hidden yourself on the benches everywhere?(and in the straw etc)Just wondering.

    Funny video.

  • Hi everyone, I'm gonna get assassins creed and I just want some advice, should I get this? I mean is the city big, or is it fairly small? :s

  • Its life sized but in the game if you know what i mean, w/e its a great game, almost everything is interactive as you can see in the video, you should get it

  • so ok then thanks...I love Splinter Cell, so this is probably for those who love stelth stuff, thanks a lot...I wasn't quite sure because I heard that it's a bit poor with the fighting because they all aren't jumping on you...it's basically one fights you whilst the others watch...:s Thanks anyway...I'm gonna get it! ^^

  • if you like stealth games u should play metal gear

    assassins creed is a bit repetitive

    but its nice anyways

    u should get it

  • 6:05: L-L-L-L-L-LUCKY SHOT!!!!

  • haha i laughed my ass of -> yeeeah raped xD

    sorry for my bad english kkthx :P

  • this game is fucking easy jus stay n kill every one

  • HAHA, best part... "Blend in with the crowd" xD

  • wow dude you dont even know how cool you are man i mean u called me a noob!? wow im totally not gonna mess with you man oh jeez stay away from this guy hes too cool for school!

  • Jesus, if you where trying ... thats pathetic lmao. I hope to god this isnt a serious attemp to loose some guards, the commenting throughout the video is quite funny tho 8)

  • hahaha as me xD

  • 6:01 - 6:11 COOL!!!

  • when u said "try to lose them" u passed a hay cart when u cold have lost them XD

  • Dude thats sooo sad. Dude jus stop playin' Assassin's Creed

  • did you do this on purpose or summit cause you suck man!!!

  • you need to keep an eye on you're stats mate

    you suck ; )

  • dood when i did this it was worse.. much worse

  • ok i suck as much as you when it comes to stealth assassinating major targets but running and fighting is my specialty.

  • 5:15 there a dude flying thru the air LOL :D

  • lol at 2:24 when he had the yellow symbol there was a hay cart next to him...