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  • lol @ 3:10

  • "Obama, Al Capone, and improve!" That was funny!

  • THESE GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS CHCIAGO IS A BLESSED CITY AND THERES ALOT OF GREAT THING IN CHICAGO AND THE MIDWEST AND CHICAGO WILL BE THE HOME FOR THE OLIMPICS ONE DAY

  • @GERSONMPAZ Chicago* Things* Olympics*

    Maybe keyboards with the ability to turn off CAPS and education will come there one day too.

  • after viewing this video, i now have NO DOUBT what so ever why the world thinks Americans are stupid. there are far too many people like this being allowed reproduce. very sad.

  • @jackslicl100 yes, and to think we want the rest of the world, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, North Korea, et al to be like US. AND, we're willing to spend trillions of dollars in these countries to make them more like US while middle income Americans go deeper into poverty so AIG, Banks and Enron can hand out billions in bonuses.

  • lol Who cares about the Olympics?

  • Obama got help from Ted Kennedy in get elected! Read the great bio Ted Kennedy: The Early Years at amazon to learn more! And Obama knew somebody cured of homosexuality! Read Obama: Why Black America Should Have Doubts (aslos at amazon) for more on this! BTW call 1-888-264-0877 for a genuine homosexual cure!

  • Pardon me, I meant to say "getting elected"!

  • We use to be the best country in the world... until (drumroll) obamaslam

  • obama never messes up even when he isn't successful. Haven't you all learned that by now? Some big people are financing him that have the media in their pocket. Noone is allowed to say anything and doesn't except Fox.  Fox is the only news with any guts to stand up.

  • "Obama, Al Capone, and improv"

    Haha improv

    Good one :P

  • Thank God for the Olympic committee bitch slapping the Obamas. I will send the IOC a thank you note and donation. This is a GREAT moral boost for humanity. Thank you to the good people of Copenhagen. Obama put Chicago in last place which is what hes doing to America. This shows that the world hates a communist. He stole millions of our tax money for this fraudulent trip. Miscreant Michelles speech was an all about me lie filled rant. Obamas are the real pimp and hooker from ACORN.

  • Having the Olympics in Chicago would have helped our economy in so many ways. Tourism, creating new jobs, etc. Why do you hate America?

  • Oh, man. I'm a registered republican (with some liberal tendencies) & I really f-in' enjoyed my stay in Chicago...The Blue Man Group was f-in' awesome...by the end of the show, I felt like I was tripped out on something...it was like a comedic rave!! Ahh. F. What a great weekend...& I believe what they just described as the Olympics could actually be summed up in a single episode of COPS...running, jumping, throwing stuff...eatin' doughnuts, though I don't believe I've ever seen them skate...

  • that's a great idea. if your a republican get the hell out of Chicago.

  • "I don't mean to come down on you, Chicargo but u suck" Lololo!  5stars

  • F Opra

  • the old man on the left looks like Fidel Castro... lol

  • "This week we have to give foreigners an A+ cuz they shut Obama the ef down."

    I guess this week they get an F.

  • Haha!!! Hey guys, hear about President Obama??? He won the Nobel Peace Prize... IN YOUR FACE!!!

  • yea what the hell was that about, what a dumbass would give him that

  • Don't you just love it!

    Lmfao!

  • if you can tell me what he got it for, i would be happy to take it 'in my face'. Also extra credit if you can name why he got it over people like Dr. Sima Samar (cause' i know one of the things you would mention is the middle east.. lol). Dumb ass know-nothing liberals like you make this too easy.

    If Obama gets the peace prize, so should every beauty pageant contestant that has uttered the words, "and I would like to see world peace". No difference between our president and them, unfortunately.

  • ROFLMAOBAMA..........so embarrassing

  • Oboma should have stayed in Denmark last week. That way the tax payers wouldn't have to pay for another plane trip

    to Europe, when Copenhagen is only about 400 miles from Oslo. LOL

  • Um... the award ceremony is in December.

  • I reckon I done told you that if'n Barack wanted to get the Olympics he needed to bring with him more of them thar Chicago characters -- like Jeremiah Wright, Louis Farrakhan, and Father Pfleger.

  • He'll take them to Oslo for the Nobel Peace Prize.

  • What the fuck is with all the f's?

  • funny how some do not realize this is satire...

  • is it? is it REALLY? maybe its satire. . . or maybe everything you know about everything is WRONG!

  • are you serious? damn..

  • Boo Hoo Oprah, you dumb bitch!

  • you are an ass. what has she done to you. she makes more money than you anyway

  • Oprah's a fat whore

  • you're such a sweet heart

  • And she'd still be boring and self-serving and pathetic.

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  • Hey now! Glen Beck is ( although Glen cry's like a little girl alot) a he!!!

  • and fat

  • should i feel sorry for you, or just assume you are part of her book club? Either way, 162berto just proved his douchiness.

  • No! You just prove you're a Douche bag by using the word "douchiness" Ya fucking DOUCHE!!!

  • and you proved it a while ago by standing up for oprah. Im not sure there is much that you can say to convince us otherwise. But hey, you know what they say: you are what you eat, dick.

  • Well in that case, I guess Im your mom's hairy pussy!!!!

  • The Olympics people chose Rio. I hear Rio has the highest VIOLENT CRIME rate in the WORLD!!! They chose THAT over Obama's Chicago?? What's that tell ya?

  • Source?

  • Source?? Hell, where do you get your news? THE NEWS! Hell, look it up!

  • your brain is the size of a peanut, but u know that already, in fact your trying to troll

  • wow poeple like you frighten me. ignorant folks like you make me weep for this country's future. hows the clan hood fitting these days?

  • This is just satire buddy. Relax

  • OBAMA FAIL! BOOOYA

  • ROTFLMAO, you guys are hilarious and ridiculous all at the same time....

    When are you guys going to be on television or in a movie or something? This needs to happen, like yesterday.

  • 162berto-- if you read the book, you should know the title is Dreams FROM my Father. I read it and it was terribly disappointing. The man is a narcissist through and through. He's only interetsed in himself and doesn't seem to have time to do the job he was elected to do. He's a big failure.

  • Thank you "PortiaE". I have never heard of the "book", nor do I care for it. I guess I need to learn to lighten up. It's just that I love my country and want the best for my little ones.

    I have been around long enough to know a hustle when I see it, and we have been hustled for quite some time now.

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  • I heard stories from people that survived the great depression. They told me stories of how they had so little to eat that they killed birds and vermin to survive.

    People (especially in urban seetings) have become so distracted by modern convieniance that it is near impossible to imagine that they might be affected by crisis.

    Whether anyone believes it or not it doesn't really matter now. The point is we are under economic attack, and the way we are used to living is going to change.

  • ROLF.  I assum this is great satire.

  • I was for you guys 100% and im a Conservative Republican in CHICAGO! no effin joke. but I cant say good job foreignors for shutin Obama up. That should be our job, if other countries are willin to blow him off, theyd be more than willing to "BLow" us off. Red State Update is the shit keep it goin

  • then get out before your crucified. I wanted the Olympics here in America. I personally think that politics and The Olympics should never ever be mixed.

  • Funny how the Republicans switch things around. They were upset and hoping Chicago would not get the Olympics, and then when Chicago didn't get it, they are upset. I love how these guys portray Republicans, because this is exactly who they are, Rednecks.

  • The thing about red and blue is that it is all one big smoke screen. The media does a good job of showing left vs right, but in reality it is just a way to keep the confusion going.

    Oh, and the true meaning of redneck is farmer. Farmers used to get red necks from being in the hot sun tending to crops cattle etc. You know, those hillbilly rednecks that put food on your table???

    I know you think that produce just winds up in the supermarket,but keep in mind a redneck was behind it...

  • You mean a Brown neck i. e. a illegal alien, This isn't the 1800's,wifee loves too 69!

  • I love you, Travis and Jonathon....where have you been lately? Please, please tell me it's a Red State Update movie!!!!

  • Maybe the Olympic committee was throwing up in their mouths a little bit when the First Nappy Headed Ho was telling her sappy story.

  • ROFL...but seriously.....

    more American's are realizing that the obama's actually hate our country, and most American's love the USA. They are only patriotic to themselves, always have been..always will. Neither of them have ever done anything selfless.

  • AINT IT THE TRUTH! Like when Obama graduated from Harvard law school. And instead of taking a high paying job at one of the many prestigious law firms trying to recruit him, This selfish bastard go's to Chicago and takes a job working with poor ppl in the most dangerous projects in America, Anybody who would turn down a high paying job to help poor ppl obviously hates AMERICA!!! TURNING DOWN MONEY TO HELP THOSE LESS FORTUNATE THAN YOU, HOW UNAMERICAN!!! FOR SHAME OBAMA!!!

  • I think I am going to vomit. Obama made big money by taking jobs to help the poor.

    And if one were to research acorn, they would see that only a small percentage of the money raised actually went to the poor.

    Furthermore, what is he doing for the poor now other than making them more dependant on the state???

    I have nothing against Obama, he is no different than any other politician. I just cannot forthe life of me figure out why people think he is so great. Really, what has he done???

  • He's failed. That's considered doing something right?

  • Furthermore Obama was chairman/ceo. He was not a foot soldier in the battle field (down in the projects). Though he may have contributed from time to time and was seen there, his job was on the executive level.

    No executive goes to the front lines unless the company is in deep financial trouble, and then they are only there to assess the situation and find ways to stream line the comapny and make it more profitable. That was his job...

  • No thanks. btw, caps won't slam your opinons, so, give that a rest. Furthermore, ROberto, It is still "Rednecks" that bring shit to market. Its the Brown necks (like your self) that "help" with the labor. You know it, I know it so shut your socialist mouth.

    It is so funny that you praise obama, but have nothing to say about your own president in mexico... You are a slimy troll, nothing more, and, nothing less.

  • Furthermore, you have just exposed yourself with the i.e. Your a teenage illegal that cannot even seem to get facts right let alone relate to the crisis america is going thru because that type of shit happens every day in mexico, and then some...

  • Americans= PLURAL NOT POSSESSIVE.

    2ND GRADE ENGLISH!

  • Perhaps harlem would have been the better choice....

    NEEGAH!

  • Barack Hussein Obama

    mmm mmm mmm

  • Barack "Hope and Chang" Obama ran on the campaign promise that he will fix the economy, fix this, fix that, get more respect from the world community, and what does he have to show for it? A list of broken promises, an even bigger deficit, a stimulous plan that's a complete disaster (you'll notice the MSM didn't report that auto sales for last month went back down), and all he can say is "but,,,,but,,,,I inherited this from Bush".

    Check your calendar Obozo, Bush is no longer the president.

  • @THUD086 it has only been a year and a half...for your information, his presidency isn't completed...look at how the economy was when clinton took office, even through his first term it was struggling. by 1998, it was the strongest our economy has ever been...i'm not defending obama, i'm just sick of stupid people like you saying he has failed when he isn't even half way through his first term...it is a little premature to say he has failed...

  • @glass509 No, it's not pre-mature to say Obozo sucks. You're just too fucking stupid to see because your head is stuck up your ass.

    Oh, and before I forget. Bush is no longer the president.

  • It was all a show ! No security agency of most nations wanted the threat that, that Chicago poses. Atlanta was cool.,but Chicago ? C'mon. Thanks guys.

  • As a Georgian.... Seriously? Atlanta? bunch of dang Yanks

  • How in the hell did Obama expect to get the olympics in Chicago when he has spent the last year telling the world how screwed up America is?

  • "Olympic's Reject Obama"

    Too bad the voters didn't........

  • Oh well,back to that pesky war,economy and government take over I guess.....sigh

  • it is amazing that you would comment like this... wtf, You should be fucking pissed off! You should look at this like someone was breaking into your home trying to rape and desstroy someone dear to you.

    After all, they are fucking us all and the mentality is "Oh Well"... What are you gonna do when they refuse you grease???

  • get the f out of here!

    LOL!

  • So when will it be fixed? After Obama butthead leaves office?

  • Yes when the wealthy get a tax cut.

  • It will only be fixed when you get off your ass, goto dc, get beat, maced, thrown in jail. When is enough enough? Your ass should be demanding that his "butthead" ass be thrown out along with pelosi and all the nazi czars.

  • yea your back :D

  • The Olympics were designed to bring about world peace.

  • No... The Olympics were designed to give tribute to the Greek gods of mount Olympus (thus the name.)

  • They were fighting in the arena rather than the battlefield.

    Plus nation leaders could meet in the stands.

    It was designed to prevent wars.

  • still on top of their game jackie and dunlap in 2012

  • A+ to the RSU for the video.

    ...except that the Olympics are awesome. I watched world championship badminton finals today. Bad Ass. Game 3 was nuts. Was rooten for the Koreans, but the Chinamen won. Oh well- they did invent the game after all.

  • The Google ad that popped up when I watched this video was for the C-17 Globemaster III.

    WTF?!? Did that spooky-clever Google Analytics determine that there were a lot of people at the Pentagon watching Jackie and Dunlap and think, "Hey, maybe they'll surf over to the Boeing site and buy a dozen Globemaster military transport aircraft"?

    Does anyone else think it's weird to advertise $218,000,000 military procurement items like this on YouTube?

  • I want one!!

  • come on you dont have $218,000,000 to blow?

    i know i do.... :( i wish i did.

  • HAHA!! I live in Chicago..I would love to get the F out of here!

  • Gent's, have you guys mellowed out a bit, or what? I've watched all your vids since you all came on the scene....and it sounds like your getting weeeeded up instead of drunk on these newer ones????

    And, hey....the US flag looks like the cig smoke is turning the white to yeller...just say'n.

    Heh.

  • Its so funny how anyone in opposition to Obama is portrayed as rednecks, white trash or hillbillies!!!

    Damn, with his approval ratings slipping at record speed, there sure must be alot of them! lol!

  • Tennessee flag on the right

  • whats the flag on the right?

  • thought this one was lame, sorry guys... Usually love ya though

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  • Think of Steven Colbert.... acting like a conservative, but really looking stupid all along. Colbert, by the way, is a liberal, as is Comedy Central. That's why they have fun.

  • Al Capone was from Brooklyn.

  • But he lived in Chicago and did most of his crime there, in fact Chicago O'Hare Airport was named after Al Capone's defense attorney's son who was a war hero. His attorney's name was Easy Eddie.

  • But his criminal career was in Chicago, sure, he had some petty stuff in Brooklyn

  • yes......Rio has much less crime then Chicago....Americanos parvos

  • Rio does not have less crime, but five times more than Chicago. But whatever, congrats to Rio! Good Job!

  • is sarcasm something you fail to grasp?

  • When we see them act like they are better than everyone one else and have the right to tell everyone else what to do, then they are lampooning Liberals. lol

  • I'm a big-time Obama fan and I LOVE these guys..... Fucking hilarious!! Another great vid.

  • HEY! Watch yer language!

  • tma.... Sorry... I asked God for forgiveness, and that bastard STILL won't talk to me ever since I became an atheist. What a prick.

  • maybe satrir but they are usually right anyway and funny too.

  • Yeah it is impressive. America is the strongest and freest nation on earth. Tourism and industry is down because of One Big Ass Mistake America. He goes on a sales pitch to EuroTrash for Chicago and lets our brothers and sisters die in Afganistan. Yea it's a satire. But you are the Butt of it.

  • What I really love about Red State Update is that so many fools take these guys seriously. Don't you right wingers know that they are just laughing at you and you are too dumb to see it?

  • Very true. It's satire. I know it's obvious to most, but some don't get it. These guys aren't conservatives. They're lampooning conservatives.

    "Running isn't a sport." "If they're such great athletes, why aren't they playing football?" These are all statements that are meant to be mocked. They don't believe these statements. They are inherently ridiculous. They are mocking the people who would make such statements.

    Sorry for having to break it down for some folks.

  • They're not lampooning conservatives, they're making jokes. One of the running jokes is just how many folks think they're lampooning conseratives.

    Such self serving bullshit, what we expect from lefties. Every time.

  • Thanks jwe.... Anyone who can't see that this is sarcastic humor is almost as stupid as Jakie and Dunlap are ACTING. Great stuff.

  • F it! haha u guys rock!

  • Unless you live in Chicago, you shouldn't be bitching about the US hosting the Olympic in '16. If the Olympic would turn out to loose money, the debt would be on Chicago, so get lost. You are only complaining because you hate Obama...

  • Ohh thank God OUR President tried and failed again! How patriotic of me (us) to root against our president....I am a true American ....and...and.... yall are unpatriotic because you think differently, I mean you like to think forward, and like peace and exit strategies, and the olympics taking place in the U.S. and stuff like that. Fucking domestic terrorists!

  • Ever city that has hosted the Olympics in the last 20 years has gone into debt as a result of it. Any boost to the economy it might bring would be shortlived- what happens after the facilities are built and after all the visitors leave? .

  • What about Atlanta 1996, right here in the USA?

  • That dose not count becaus Atlanta is not part of REAL America.

  • LOL you crazy leftist. There would be no boon to the economy. Just another decade or 2 of dept because of the stupid gov officials with funny feeling in their legs. Chicago would only have benefited for those gov officials, not the people who would have to move out for all those special people who set up such things. The slums would be torn down and the downtrodden thrown out to move on to other cities that can't afford them. Read one conservative book and maybe you'll get a clue.

  • You do know redstateupdate is satire right.

  • 1:15 LOL!!

  • Obama is a pussy.... LOL His Chicago mob bosses lost out on this scam. Thank God!

  • Yes cause the last thing America needs now is boost to the economy you dumb fuck.

  • Yeah it is impressive.

    The US Tourism is down, Industry is down, Economy is down and still the Republican's clap there little hands.

    Obama goes out into the world to try and help get something to the US and he takes heat for it.

    Only in America!.

  • <... wondering if the 800 Billion debt Obama added has anything to do with a bad economie? Mmmm Mmmm MMmmm Obama is Great LOL

  • Yeah becaus the Deficit is all Obamas doing.

    Yep only his fault.

    Nothing to do with a broken financial sector, deregulations, 2 wars, most expensive healthcare in the world, lack of industry, brain drain and so on.

    All these things are stuff that Obama inherited from the last administration and it won't be fixed over night.

    I don't think it will Ever be fixed i think the US will crash and splinter to be honest.

  • Bit my ass Obama loving pussy!

  • Once again it has nothing to do with Obama what happened to country first conservative dick sucker?

  • WizkKil, ad an e next time you fucking douche bag!

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  • Boost to the economy? From what? The olympics? 2016... Get real. We are in serious trouble, more trouble than the avereage person cares to comprehend.

    Pay attention to gold prices... Today it rose 22.40 in just 80 minutes.

    we have outsourced (sold out this nation).

    We have nothing to offer. We are a consumer nation, nothing more.

    And do not think for one moment this wasn't by design...

    yup, make fun with hillbilly stereotype crap. That will distract us from the collapse of the usa

  • The only way this nation will accept a socialist agenda is if the economy is brought to it's knees.

    These fucks publicly said this, but no one gives a shit, bcause they are 2 preoccupied with reality tv, black berries, etc.

    We are the laughing stalk of the world. Dumb, naive, and weak.

    Better wake up and see the real agenda. Good patriots have been warning of this for years. but you still consider them kooks and nut cases. fuck it. whats the point. there is no pride left here.

  • i think our nations economy is on its knees, after all... we are dumb, naive, and weak

  • Well, we had to get to this point somehow right? The question now is, are we going to continue to let others bring us down, or,are we going to step out of our ever so illusive comfort zone and do something about it?

    The choices we make today will affect us and the next for a hundred years (if the world is even around that long).

    Little things can make all the difference. Each one of us has the potential to be great in our own right. research the facts, tell others to do the same.

  • we have closed our ears and eyes to all the corruption unfolding around us. No longer can Bush be held solely responsible. This admin has spent more money thus far than bush ever dreamed of spending.

    has anyone reseached the european union? The people were outraged at the prospect, but were forced into it anyway.

    If we allow integration into mexico and canada (Its being talked about), we will be a union also. We will lose our heritage and most important, fragile constitution.

  • Jackie, actually the Olympics are going to be in 2016 not 2012, but what the F. Maybe we will get rid of THE ADMINISTRATION in 2112. You guys keep my sprits up !!! desendant of Mr. Nunley, Bobby Nunley

  • "... We know already that America is the best country in the World. That's settle! It ain't gonna come down to ice skating."

    ROFLMAO

  • A defining moment for conservatives! As a bit left of center myself, although often for fiscal restraint, I'll no longer be so civil when a conservative questions my patriotism over -- for instance -- differences I have on certain uses of the military. The cheers at Americans for Prosperity for our losing the Olympics shows up conservatives who are ready to trash their country's interests for partisan gain. An iconic moment! I'll throw it up every time my patriotism is questioned.

  • With our war on terror, I'm sorry, but we cant afford the olympics. Or maybe we can if we dont listen to our generals.

  • They're not conservatives, they're anarchists. Not that they can spell it or anything.

  • What is wrong with anarchists?

  • Probably an overwhelming sense of their own superiority and a chronic inability to deal with reality. They only like following rules they made up themselves and have no compassion.

  • nilbud: Are you describing anarchists or present-day conservatives?  Sometimes, it's hard for me to tell the difference.

  • Precisely, an Anarchist at least has the strength of their convictions.

  • The best vid ever!!! 5 stars all the way

  • Oprah is a Racist, she only cares about Black people. where was she when Clinton was in office?... or any other white democrat?

    Therefore she hates America as well.

    all these reports of people hating Obama because he is black?... No i hate Obama because all his followers are Racist.

    The End.. : )

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  • Watch your F's hahahha

  • Ha ha ha, remember when Barack Obozo got elected, all the libtards were ecstatic, with a warm and fuzzy feeling that he will get respect from the world community?

    Well, how's that working out for you now, libtards? It's pretty sad when the I.O.C. tells you to go fuck off.

    Respect from the rest of the world? You're head must be stuck pretty far up your ass to believe that shit !!!!!

  • Yea I can tell you two sure hate improv alright!

  • OMG SEE not liking obama is racist to curtain people

  • You do know these guys are comedians dont take it serious.  Learn to laugh once in a while you will live longer

  • Very funny video. So many "patriots" suddenly don't want the Olympics in America? And they are happy when the president's bid is rejected? Just so they can say that their president failed? Does this mean that Chinese imports of "American" flags will be down? Or that we can tell them to increase exports of badly-made Confederate flags?

  • Chicago isn't much worse than the shit hole redneck town these dipshits came from...LoL

  • Obama is a racist

  • lol--F'n this.. F'n that...lol love it

  • Racism hell. This was just plain ol' anti-Americanism. Well, that and the fact that Chicago is the butthole of the Western Hemisphere. New Olympic sport - neighborhood shooting matches.

  • Yeah, Obama is another bad joke on America....when will this lack of leadership end?

  • lmao

  • Hey What about Chicago style hotdogs and pizza.... Ad the king of men AL BUNDY lol

  • Obama and Oprah flew to Denmark for his "hometown" to bring MORE $ to the crooks who run it. THE SAME WEEK... Another story made National News...On the streets of his own"hometown" a young child (honor student) was BEAT to DEATH by UNEDUCATED thugs. But not ONE PEEP from your hero Obama on that... He's just another crooked politician. And this video's trash the way it depicts people who go against ur sacred BO as rednecks. it's just another lie. And Obamas lovin it... right to the bank.

  • It's mostly satire, since the majority of them aren't rednecks at all.

    But yeah, while 0bama was out golfing (very poorly), flying to Denmark (creating over 1 million tons of CO2), and ignoring the General telling him they need more ground forces in Afghanistan, the U.S. suffered the worst loss of life in combat that it's seen in quite some time as an Taliiban fighters directly attacked an outpost. Way to go on that one, 0bama!

  • chicago was good in the 50's and 60's all that great music came out of Chess records. We got the olympics in London soon and guess what our Gov cant afford it so they will tax us more.

  • Jackie, Dunlap, you need to hire some of these people who text comments here to be writers for you. Some of their comments are f'ing funny.