stfu rusains are so much smarter than americans. a B- or B+ would be like they failed a class. my moms friend lives in russia and her daughter is in the 4th grade and is already learning what 8th graders in america know. thats pretty sad. when my mom lived in russia no one got bad grades there was always A's anyone that got a B was considered unintelligent and they didnt work hard for something simple as school work.
what does russians being smarter than americans have to do with my comment?
Not to mention "school smart" does not make a person "smart" in the real world in any way. You can get all the A's you want and still be a total dimwit.
Franz you are by far the lowest, dumbest, and intellectually inferior person on this planet.Let's get a few things straight. There are religions (such as Christianity, Judiasm, and Islam) and there are nationalities (such as Russian, Italian, and Chinese.) Your religion has nothing to do with you nationality. A person can be from Africa and be Jewish.Therefore, if a person is of the Jewish religion and is also from Russia - that makes them A RUSSIAN JEW. If you're "superior" you would know that.
@loveXactually321 I agree with you enitrely that franz is a douchebag. But for the sake of political correctness, and i'll apologize in advance for sounding like a dick. Jewish is a race just like the nationalities you named. However the race was persecuted and therefore dont have a country to call their own. Which makes them not a nationality. My point is, jewish isnt only a religion.
franzferdinand, you fucking idiot. who gives a fucking shit if were not ETHNIC. i dont give a shit if you don't like jews, i hate fucking morons like you. why do you have to be such a fucking stereotypical fuckhead.
you say "we have all the hottest women." i severly doubt youve ever had a woman to begin with.
you say "youre jewish." and what? were not entitled to life?
do the world a favor, kill yourself.
this is fucking funny, dont let your retarded hatred blind your humor. dickhead.
im not the fucking idiot. im just SAYING that I (READ IT. ONLY ME) cares about this. ur not Russian. and so does the Russia that u claim to be from. ur not Russian. ur scum.
i never had a woman? hmm right. im not the ugly jew.
ur jewish. deal with it. ur not Russian, but jewish. just trying to make sure everyone knows their ethnicities.
next time us pew shit, read my post first fucking queer.
listen to me you fag! you are a retarded piece of shit! WE jews could kick your ass anyday and everyday. tee huenya maleenkaya and deserve to rot in hell.the word fuck casually slips out your mouth like a retard? do you have a lisp, makes sense since your parents are probobly alcoholics and want to fuck the wall.The only reason you are in america is because of us jews, so bow down suchka! sasee na eta pesda vanyuchaya!
go do something useful, join your parents and fuck a rug or something.
конкретно тебе пизды наверное вломали какие то хачики. Нацик херов. Чёж ты в России то не живешь?)) у пендосов поселился, и выёбывается тутa, патриот. Да я азиат, и между прочим у русских тоже есть азиатская кровь, не хотел тебя расстраивать, но придется смириться. пиздабол
the whole argument that jews aren't russian is retarded. just because u might not like jews does not disqualify them from have a nationality separate from their religion. i kno that in russia being jewish is considered a different race. but to those of us who immigrated as children to the us, it is a vital part our culture that we are usually very proud of. but hey maybe ur right real russians prob dont give a fuk how their kids do in school. prob getting drunk and fuking thier daughters.
jews are their own ethnic group in Russia. im only gonna say this once. to all the non-believer, go fuck urself.
find out who ethnic Russians are. jews from Russia arent Russian. they could be Russian citizens (in Russian it is known Rossiyani, but ethnic are Russkie). theres a difference.
haha. and real Russians care about education more. look up any subject, a real Russian helms it all (chemistry-Mendeleev, engineering-Sikorsky, even composing-Tchaikovsky)
etot Franz zloy kakoy to. Tebya chyo evrei ili armyani obideli chto li? Otpinali? Priznaysa)
Govorish: Russians have light hair? Durak ty chto li? Prezident vash, chernovolosiy paren. Mnogo est Russkih s Altaya s temnimi volosami. Ty luchshe ne uvlekaysa etoy literaturoy durackoy, nazistkoy, y tebe spokoynee budet.
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net kazakh suka, meniya ne obideli. ya ih obizhau potomu chto oni tvari, hachiki, gavno.
anyways, go fuck urself u kazakh piece of shit.
haha. look up "ethinic Russians." why do u think everyone loves Russian girls? they are blonde blue eyed. ETHNICALLY and historically Russians were light. now yeah, due to immigration and mixed marriages, theres darkness. me for example.
but obviously, this guy aint Russian. go do some studying u fucking dipshit.
hahaha tebe hachiki pizdi dali!!!! y ne odin raz.. Prichem tebya konkretno opustili, kak malenkuyu devochku. S teh por ty ne mozhesh ni odnomu hachiku v lico skazat vse chto dumaesh, poetomu sidish pered kompom y viebivaeshsa, potomu chto tak tebe pizdi nikto ne dast. Udachi pizdabol
damn, thats so fucking funny, my dad used to say: "If you get a D, you're gonna be a janitor, i am gonna personally take you out of you fucking school, take your hand, and take you to the janitor world. Do you wanna sweep the floors? Well? Oh okey, well here is a pen, and here is a paper, and write a two page paper on how you DONT wanna be a janitor" hahahhahaha oh my god
да ты блядь гений!!!! А я и не подписываюсь Русским. Я свой коммент оставляю, потому что видео нравится. Ты сам не русский. Вас монголо-татарские племена уже завоёвывали при Чингиз Хане, поэтому я не знаю чё ты тут доказываешь. Историю свою поучи. нацик ёпты.
a lot of ppl do, especially armenians and jews... because thats the only decent strong nation closest to them and they just want to fit.....they never will because they arent slavic....
1. these people arent even Russian. they can barely pronounce Russian names. judging physically, they are either jews or armenians or some shit like that. NOT RUSSIAN.
2. you are a fucking moron if you believe Russians act like that......sad sad sad. all americans are fat and stupid too right?
3. although my parents like that (in terms of B+ being an f), its in a way a good thing. motivates you. thats how i got into college.
hahahaha. u call urself Russian, but have you ever been to Russia? do you even speak Russian?
if you have, then u would know (even historically) that jews were never Russian and arent even counted as Russian. ne pizdi, pidarass. it is exclusive. they cant coincide. real Russians are jews. ask any real Russian. and dipshit jew fuck, "blyad" means whore or ho in Russian. "blyat'" means "fuck" in a separate context. usually its a filler meaning well. "to fuck" is "ebat'" as in "eb tvou mat'". queer
that sucks. tell them they are fucking jews and not Russian. none of them have ever been to Russia and dont know that they are separate ethnic groups. they could be Russian citizens, but they are not Russians.
look up Russians on wikipedia. jews are certainly not Russians and neither are these armenian fuckers.
you're such a fucking dumb ass haha. a russian jew is a jew who was born in russia. same thing with like african american or some shit. you learn your shit i'm a fucking russian jew myself.
haha. that makes you a Russian jew dumbass, not Russian.
like i said, you can be a Russian citizen. but u aint Russian buddy.
stop being a fucking little cocksucking jewish kid and go do some research. have u ever been to Russia? i dare u to go there and say you are jewish. see what happens. REAL Russians dont like jews and REAL Russians arent jews. you are just scum of the earth.
so go fuck ur jewish aunt with a moustache. lol. fucking homo.
and thats what im saying. call urself a Russian JEW, not just Russian.
when u talk to americans here and they ask u where ur from or what ur ethnicity is, u say Russian, not Russian jew. and thats what pisses me off, thats what is wrong. say you are a jew. be proud of ur money grabbing roots. fuckers.
maybe were not pure-blood asshole russian orthodox, but we have been in russia for hundreds of years, have adapted the culture, speak it perfectly, and have grown into the country.
I guess you say everyone who lives in America isn't American, since there was native americans before us? fucking tool LOL
its just a fucking video, its supposed to be FUNNY you fucking cock-sucker. stop being such a fucking annoying cunt. Get laid or something.
right now ur a fucking middle schooler with immense national pride, that u still dont really know much about.
u call urself Russian, u try to represent, but at the same time u listen to rap, celebrate hannukah, look like a dark crow and barely know any Russian language.
later, ur gonna travel to Russia and find out that jews like u are hated and ARENT Russian. ur gonna come back all sad, renouncing being Russian.
listen up, im gonna give you a lesson in history.
Russian are an east Slavic ethnic group who share roots with everyone between Poland and Russia. there are 3 eastern slavs, they are Russians, ukrainians, and Belarussians. these people settled the east and the north. they were Eastern \Orthodox and has blue and blonde hair.
so this fucker is no way Russian. he is either jewish or some caucasian shit. so if u dont know shit about Russian, then stfu.
Just because you speak russian.. doesnt mean you are russian... You are jewish. Thats it. Fucking stupid bitch, obviously dont know anything. The kid in the video is jewish too. Not russian.
well even with ur papers little girl, they might not be RUSSIAN. what u dont understand, is that Russian is an ethnic term. just like poles, czech, brazilians, mexicans, even native americans. being from Russia doesnt make you Russian. go to Russia and say you are jewish and see how people respond. theyll know u arent Russian. so before spewing ur dumbass bullshit, please go learn and read. or give blowjobs since jewish chicks love those penises i heard.
hahaha. hey little baby girl, why are you so ignorant? have you ever even been to Russia? obviosuly not, since u would know Russians arent fan of jews, and that JEWS AREN'T RUSSIAN. its just hitorical. its ethnic. if u dont know shit, THEN STOP SPEWING ur dumbass bullshit. the "Russians" you know arent Russians. they might be Russian citizens, but arent Russian. in Russian, there is a difference. "Russkiy" and "Rossiyanin". the first is Russian, while the second is Russian citizen. stfu bitch.
you are so fucking right bro, first its Bliati , and then yes to everything
except it cann be used as a curse...not only for whore (thats in the old days, now when u say it in russia ppl think of it as a curse..... ti ponimayesh temu?
Wigger, stop talking. No one wants to read your dumbed down version of English. You can throw around racial slurs, that doesn't make you badass. Please do that out in public near my house. I'd enjoy watching people mount your head on a pike. You're obviously an unintelligent kid, hopped up on a false nationalism. You aren't superior to others because you're Russian. Stop arguing with people on youtube about a religion. You act like a pussy whipped hitler youth.
why dont u stfu? no one wants to talk to you, so get off this page go back to ur turkic roots u fucking piece of shit waste. are u jewish too? well go light a menorah fucker. i got easter to celebrate. why dont u come to my house and say u are Russian while looking like shit. well see who has the nationalism then.
i am superior to ur gayass because im a normal white Russian. u on the other hand are a fucking moron with no past, present, or future. go fuck ur uncle.
Lol wow. It's somewhat funny how you act just like a Nazi. Look at Uncover Reality Forums, you'll see how great you people are. Beating women because you're drunk, torturing an old man because it's fun. Yeah your country is so much more superior. Every country has it's flaws,(Even Russia, look how poor everyone is now because of your nationalistic bullshit) You allow yourself to be limited to thinking within society.Nothing but a weak child. Reply when you're not such an inbred brainwashed dolt
haha. how am i a nazi? more like a nationalist buddy. go look up the difference in terms. i am not burning jews in death camps or killing gypsies. i am fine with jews. i just want dumbass american to know that there is a line between ethnic real Russians and Russian jews. thats it.
hahaha. everyone is poor? right. thats why Moscow is the most expensive city in the world. right. poor.
inbred? society? little child, go read books and find out about the world. dumbass ashrak. churka griaznaya.
nu a ti zhidovskiy pidarass. oh dont i? i guess i dont huh, since being born there, living there, and constantly spending time there doesnt count. of course not.
u wanna take pride? well come on over and do so u fucking jew. see what u can do dumbass. to the dirt? oooh im shaking in my boots now. what u gonna do bad boy?
You are one stupid Ignorant Suchonok, You have no Idea what you are talking about, only surrounded by the illusion that you are a mere somebody. I would take serious pride kicking your moronic face in, and bringing you to the dirt because that is all that you are, dirt and nothing else
yea this is typical russian parenting. a bit like asian parenting as well except that russian parenting involves violence thats why russians get slightly higher grades then asians.
god damnit. finally. lol. i've been checking these comments to see which lines people liked best of this sketch, and you are the first to comment on this one. it happens to be my favorite line in the whole movie. and since i said it, thats worth something.
gpoy
holaitsxlisa 2 weeks ago
WHY IS THIS SO RELEVANT
1nel0vee 7 months ago 3
sounds like my dad -_____- soooooooooo funny. i died laughing.
TheJelloShow7 7 months ago
You don't need to understand russian to laugh at this, but if you do, you're in for some pretty colorful language (shas kak sadurachoo).
paulalex19 8 months ago 4
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This is my favorite video on Youtube! This is exactly how my dad would act.
Nirvanaforlife5 9 months ago
This is my favorite video on Youtube! This is exactly how my dad would act.
Nirvanaforlife5 9 months ago 3
That dad sounds exactly like roman from gta4 escpecially in the beggining!
DemiLovatoRulz100 10 months ago
@bourqueman2477 was that holland middle school
LoveLiveLaugh1990 1 year ago
LOL New Jersey Turnpike Community College and rip off your arms, legs, penis! LOL!
tj59f 1 year ago 14
@tj59f i live in nj
AirPlaneToddler11 5 months ago
@bourqueman2477 u show em bro!
KoyChannel 1 year ago
lmfao
a4finger 1 year ago
the father reminds me of roman from gta iv
RUSSxT 1 year ago
the father reminds me of roman from gta iv
RUSSxT 1 year ago
the father reminds me of roman from gta iv
RUSSxT 1 year ago 11
rofllllllllllllllll, i love his accent on eddie, eddie, u r goin to failll
kkcuteface1 1 year ago
I'm convinced that you won't have anymore videos. It has been 2 years and you keep saying to be patient. I have lost hope. =[
eminemfan3d93 1 year ago
classic
charmed1293 1 year ago
ahaahah. my dad does the same exact thing. right down to the singing.
thekilleranners 2 years ago
OMG, this is so true.
animekingmike 2 years ago
this is so amazing
Vayner11 2 years ago
hahahahaha omg i couldn't even begin to say how much this has happened to me
ckrejxx 2 years ago
this has happened to me
LordMaazo 2 years ago
hahahah!!!! so funny!!!
juicyfan2121 2 years ago 2
greatest video ever
clayman211 2 years ago
ochein shmishno
comedycentralnottt 2 years ago
lmfao i'm russian.
and this is litterally the exact same shit my dad tells me
dimabilangirl138 2 years ago
ASWOME I LOVED IT
AirPlaneToddler11 2 years ago
lmaooo
DJGuerilla1 2 years ago
grrr i wanna see more! :)
sjhas kak zadurachu!!
BexterzzNY 2 years ago
<3 love it think that is my dad....
marchflower642 2 years ago
this is BEYOND amazing.
breatheKR1ST1N4 2 years ago
PAPA shto ti delayesh na YouTube? Hto Andy?
russianrepublic 2 years ago
dude this is my father lmfao
eyes0nu14 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAH SLUSHEY ETA PROSTA PRELIC!!
ya ruskaya evreika tozha y eta koneshna chyuda.
ya znala eta pesna okolo konec tozha (:
xmushie133x 2 years ago
priceless!!!!!!
russia21 2 years ago
haha thats my mom and dad russian parents are exactly like that!
mishka909 2 years ago
0:26 is perfect
weebeedee123 2 years ago
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devildog154 2 years ago
LOL OMG WTF!
TheMrKnockout822 2 years ago
Lmfao, my parents are exactly like that,
but more like
"A-? YOU ARE NOT TRYING! WHY ARE YOU FAILING?"
Ahhaha.
thekilleranners 2 years ago
thats so my dad
19SoulChild2000 2 years ago
same
dudesoncrack3 2 years ago
lol, i have the same phone
unbrokenhearts101 2 years ago
"ANDY!!! YOU'RE FAILING MATH?!"
That's so funny.
Russians parents are like that.
Well, at least mine are.
weirdochick12345 2 years ago
There are a few people in this world that would be considered acceptable to kill. Congradulations you made the list.
loveXactually321 2 years ago
agreed
ruusky415 2 years ago
stfu rusains are so much smarter than americans. a B- or B+ would be like they failed a class. my moms friend lives in russia and her daughter is in the 4th grade and is already learning what 8th graders in america know. thats pretty sad. when my mom lived in russia no one got bad grades there was always A's anyone that got a B was considered unintelligent and they didnt work hard for something simple as school work.
19SoulChild2000 2 years ago
bad argument im russian too but getting better grades dosent make you smarter just makes you more educated
ruusky415 2 years ago
what does russians being smarter than americans have to do with my comment?
Not to mention "school smart" does not make a person "smart" in the real world in any way. You can get all the A's you want and still be a total dimwit.
loveXactually321 2 years ago
Franz you are by far the lowest, dumbest, and intellectually inferior person on this planet.Let's get a few things straight. There are religions (such as Christianity, Judiasm, and Islam) and there are nationalities (such as Russian, Italian, and Chinese.) Your religion has nothing to do with you nationality. A person can be from Africa and be Jewish.Therefore, if a person is of the Jewish religion and is also from Russia - that makes them A RUSSIAN JEW. If you're "superior" you would know that.
loveXactually321 2 years ago 2
@loveXactually321 I agree with you enitrely that franz is a douchebag. But for the sake of political correctness, and i'll apologize in advance for sounding like a dick. Jewish is a race just like the nationalities you named. However the race was persecuted and therefore dont have a country to call their own. Which makes them not a nationality. My point is, jewish isnt only a religion.
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killerd2495 2 years ago
Father sounds like Roman in GTA IV
Daxeen 2 years ago
...who wasnt Russian.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
OKAY!
lets not be racist you faggg.
idiots like you are the reason why there are problems in the world.
smiledarling19 2 years ago
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haha. hey faggot.
ur a loser.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
franzferdinand, you fucking idiot. who gives a fucking shit if were not ETHNIC. i dont give a shit if you don't like jews, i hate fucking morons like you. why do you have to be such a fucking stereotypical fuckhead.
you say "we have all the hottest women." i severly doubt youve ever had a woman to begin with.
you say "youre jewish." and what? were not entitled to life?
do the world a favor, kill yourself.
this is fucking funny, dont let your retarded hatred blind your humor. dickhead.
theshvarts 2 years ago
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NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.
goddammit. learn to read u fucking jews.
im not the fucking idiot. im just SAYING that I (READ IT. ONLY ME) cares about this. ur not Russian. and so does the Russia that u claim to be from. ur not Russian. ur scum.
i never had a woman? hmm right. im not the ugly jew.
ur jewish. deal with it. ur not Russian, but jewish. just trying to make sure everyone knows their ethnicities.
next time us pew shit, read my post first fucking queer.
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ChromeBalla54 2 years ago
haha. Fun.
uucyce 2 years ago
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I WANT TO SEE YOU TRY.
fucking stupid ass cunt.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
listen to me you fag! you are a retarded piece of shit! WE jews could kick your ass anyday and everyday. tee huenya maleenkaya and deserve to rot in hell.the word fuck casually slips out your mouth like a retard? do you have a lisp, makes sense since your parents are probobly alcoholics and want to fuck the wall.The only reason you are in america is because of us jews, so bow down suchka! sasee na eta pesda vanyuchaya!
go do something useful, join your parents and fuck a rug or something.
fantasticshellie 2 years ago
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listen to me u cocksucker!
YOU jews cant do shit. ud go tattle and thats about it. im in america because of jews? can u be anymore deviated?
u have no clue who the Russians are, the Russian culture, the Russian language, or anything else Russian.
go learn hebrew and fuck ur uncles rug, but dont EVER call urself Russian.
i dont care its for fun. its NOT Russian, wasnt made by Russians, and shouldnt have anything to do with Russia.
fuck off all u smelly, cheap jewish twats.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
конкретно тебе пизды наверное вломали какие то хачики. Нацик херов. Чёж ты в России то не живешь?)) у пендосов поселился, и выёбывается тутa, патриот. Да я азиат, и между прочим у русских тоже есть азиатская кровь, не хотел тебя расстраивать, но придется смириться. пиздабол
AlmatyChicago 2 years ago
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go fuck ur kazakhi cows and uncles fucking hachik.
pizdi nado tebe dat' za to chto zashishaesh vsiakuu griaz'.
idi ebi svou pogannuu mat' pidarass.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
you have the same god damn fucking come backs every time.
learn some new shit you fucker.
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and ur NOT gay u fucking cool cocksucker.
haha.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
you're right haha i'm not gay.
i have a feeling you are.
ChromeBalla54 2 years ago
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nope just kidding.
you are an extremely gay cocksucker.
go fuck ur jewish uncle faggot.
wrong about that feeling balla nigga yeah!
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
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queer fucker.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
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a ti pidaras.
:)
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
the whole argument that jews aren't russian is retarded. just because u might not like jews does not disqualify them from have a nationality separate from their religion. i kno that in russia being jewish is considered a different race. but to those of us who immigrated as children to the us, it is a vital part our culture that we are usually very proud of. but hey maybe ur right real russians prob dont give a fuk how their kids do in school. prob getting drunk and fuking thier daughters.
littler9870 2 years ago
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no it is not retarded.
jews are their own ethnic group in Russia. im only gonna say this once. to all the non-believer, go fuck urself.
find out who ethnic Russians are. jews from Russia arent Russian. they could be Russian citizens (in Russian it is known Rossiyani, but ethnic are Russkie). theres a difference.
haha. and real Russians care about education more. look up any subject, a real Russian helms it all (chemistry-Mendeleev, engineering-Sikorsky, even composing-Tchaikovsky)
sorry jews.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
thank for demonstrating exactly y my parents left russia :)
isntittragic 2 years ago
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ur welcome.
and good riddance. :)
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
@FranzFerdinand55 If ur gonna argue, change ur profile so it doesn't read that u currently live in the US. And go to school there.
videohero1000 8 months ago
you fucking "real russians" are so fucking annoying.
im a russian jew, and your a fucking retard.
emarkz15 2 years ago 2
and ur a fucking big nosed cheap big eared jew.
go fuck ur uncle fucker.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
@emarkz15 иди в жопу, идиот!!!!!!!
zorphias0 1 year ago 2
etot Franz zloy kakoy to. Tebya chyo evrei ili armyani obideli chto li? Otpinali? Priznaysa)
Govorish: Russians have light hair? Durak ty chto li? Prezident vash, chernovolosiy paren. Mnogo est Russkih s Altaya s temnimi volosami. Ty luchshe ne uvlekaysa etoy literaturoy durackoy, nazistkoy, y tebe spokoynee budet.
AlmatyChicago 2 years ago
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net kazakh suka, meniya ne obideli. ya ih obizhau potomu chto oni tvari, hachiki, gavno.
anyways, go fuck urself u kazakh piece of shit.
haha. look up "ethinic Russians." why do u think everyone loves Russian girls? they are blonde blue eyed. ETHNICALLY and historically Russians were light. now yeah, due to immigration and mixed marriages, theres darkness. me for example.
but obviously, this guy aint Russian. go do some studying u fucking dipshit.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
hahaha tebe hachiki pizdi dali!!!! y ne odin raz.. Prichem tebya konkretno opustili, kak malenkuyu devochku. S teh por ty ne mozhesh ni odnomu hachiku v lico skazat vse chto dumaesh, poetomu sidish pered kompom y viebivaeshsa, potomu chto tak tebe pizdi nikto ne dast. Udachi pizdabol
AlmatyChicago 2 years ago
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go fuck ur hachik uncle fucking uzko glaziy pidarass!
dipshit.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
damn, thats so fucking funny, my dad used to say: "If you get a D, you're gonna be a janitor, i am gonna personally take you out of you fucking school, take your hand, and take you to the janitor world. Do you wanna sweep the floors? Well? Oh okey, well here is a pen, and here is a paper, and write a two page paper on how you DONT wanna be a janitor" hahahhahaha oh my god
AlmatyChicago 2 years ago
youre from kazakhstan. thats not Russia. thats not Russian people. thats not Russian culture. thats not being Russian.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
да ты блядь гений!!!! А я и не подписываюсь Русским. Я свой коммент оставляю, потому что видео нравится. Ты сам не русский. Вас монголо-татарские племена уже завоёвывали при Чингиз Хане, поэтому я не знаю чё ты тут доказываешь. Историю свою поучи. нацик ёпты.
AlmatyChicago 2 years ago
commies are cool
mihrusskiy 3 years ago
wtf is that supposed to mean? these assholes are commies?
or are u saying Russians are commies? what are u a fucking dipshit?
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
haha so funny cuz these people are actually russian
and ive known them my whole life.
samskersz13 3 years ago
they are not Russian and this isnt funny.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
omfg i cant get over this
susanteplinsky 3 years ago
a lot of ppl do, especially armenians and jews... because thats the only decent strong nation closest to them and they just want to fit.....they never will because they arent slavic....
eugenerokr 3 years ago
fuck you too. jews arent a race faggot
ChromeBalla54 3 years ago
they are in Russia.
actual real Russians and these video dipshits are two different races and ethnicities. learn something before you spew faggot.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
Russians are Slavic people.
Russians have light hair, light eyes. blue-eyed blondes mainly.
these fuckers are dark as shit. dark as crows. not Russian.
fuck jews. fuck armenians.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
i love you <3 no homo but i really do.. what you wrote is very very true..but there are some good jews lol..but yeah the russian jews piss me off
eugenerokr 2 years ago
you better be serious.
i dont hate all jews. or amrenians. i hate those who SAY they are Russian and dumbass americans BELIEVE THEM.
RUSSIANS DONT LOOK LIKE THAT. they dont act like that.
these are fucking jews or armenains or some bullshit.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
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As if anyone wants to be russian....
crunk11 3 years ago
fuck you piece of shit
ChromeBalla54 3 years ago
everyone wants to be RUSSIAN.
no one wants to be armenian jew fuckers.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
Totally Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChrisZennNY 3 years ago 2
lmao its Blyati, not bliadi liek some wanna be russos say
eugenerokr 3 years ago
THIS IS A LOAD OF FUCKING BULLSHIT.
1. these people arent even Russian. they can barely pronounce Russian names. judging physically, they are either jews or armenians or some shit like that. NOT RUSSIAN.
2. you are a fucking moron if you believe Russians act like that......sad sad sad. all americans are fat and stupid too right?
3. although my parents like that (in terms of B+ being an f), its in a way a good thing. motivates you. thats how i got into college.
4. "Blyad" means whore in Russian.
FranzFerdinand55 3 years ago
buddy, you're dumb.
i made this video. i am russian. dont go trying to convince the world of your findings when they arent accurate.
this is what is known as a "stereotype" or even just a "joke." it is meant to be funny.
nobody wants you trying to act all high and mighty telling people motivation tips on youtube. trust me. go get a life.
loreankats 3 years ago
and since when the fuck did jews and russians become mutually exclusive. im sorry, i wasnt aware that the two could coincide.
and dumbass, blyad in russian means fuck. look it up.
p.s. franz ferdinand sucks big time. and so does your life.
loreankats 3 years ago
hahahaha. u call urself Russian, but have you ever been to Russia? do you even speak Russian?
if you have, then u would know (even historically) that jews were never Russian and arent even counted as Russian. ne pizdi, pidarass. it is exclusive. they cant coincide. real Russians are jews. ask any real Russian. and dipshit jew fuck, "blyad" means whore or ho in Russian. "blyat'" means "fuck" in a separate context. usually its a filler meaning well. "to fuck" is "ebat'" as in "eb tvou mat'". queer
FranzFerdinand55 3 years ago
why did you write real russians are jews... i think you mean NOT jews..
There is no such thing as a jewish person who is russian.
lalalabad 3 years ago
can you read dipshit:..."jews were never Russian"....
exactly. jews arent Russian.
FranzFerdinand55 3 years ago
all of my friends are russian jews
ChromeBalla54 3 years ago
that sucks. tell them they are fucking jews and not Russian. none of them have ever been to Russia and dont know that they are separate ethnic groups. they could be Russian citizens, but they are not Russians.
look up Russians on wikipedia. jews are certainly not Russians and neither are these armenian fuckers.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
you're such a fucking dumb ass haha. a russian jew is a jew who was born in russia. same thing with like african american or some shit. you learn your shit i'm a fucking russian jew myself.
ChromeBalla54 2 years ago
haha. that makes you a Russian jew dumbass, not Russian.
like i said, you can be a Russian citizen. but u aint Russian buddy.
stop being a fucking little cocksucking jewish kid and go do some research. have u ever been to Russia? i dare u to go there and say you are jewish. see what happens. REAL Russians dont like jews and REAL Russians arent jews. you are just scum of the earth.
so go fuck ur jewish aunt with a moustache. lol. fucking homo.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
jews have been living in russia for hundreds of years making them russian jews. thats what i'm trying to say you fuck.
go fuck yourself you piece of shit i hope you fucking die.
ChromeBalla54 2 years ago
and thats what im saying. call urself a Russian JEW, not just Russian.
when u talk to americans here and they ask u where ur from or what ur ethnicity is, u say Russian, not Russian jew. and thats what pisses me off, thats what is wrong. say you are a jew. be proud of ur money grabbing roots. fuckers.
BUT DONT CALL URSELF RUSSIAN.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
go fuck yourself you fucking moron.
maybe were not pure-blood asshole russian orthodox, but we have been in russia for hundreds of years, have adapted the culture, speak it perfectly, and have grown into the country.
I guess you say everyone who lives in America isn't American, since there was native americans before us? fucking tool LOL
its just a fucking video, its supposed to be FUNNY you fucking cock-sucker. stop being such a fucking annoying cunt. Get laid or something.
theshvarts 2 years ago 2
possiba dude.
that guys a fucking faggot.
ChromeBalla54 2 years ago 2
ur a fucking cocksucker faggot.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
yo fuck you dude.
go get a fucking life you dont know jack shit.
ChromeBalla54 2 years ago
haha. of course.
how much can i know, compared to some 14 year old chromeballa who has some major nationality issues?
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
haha yep i'm 14.
i'm a fucking russian jew so fuck you dude get your shit straight.
ChromeBalla54 2 years ago
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let me see if i get this right:
right now ur a fucking middle schooler with immense national pride, that u still dont really know much about.
u call urself Russian, u try to represent, but at the same time u listen to rap, celebrate hannukah, look like a dark crow and barely know any Russian language.
later, ur gonna travel to Russia and find out that jews like u are hated and ARENT Russian. ur gonna come back all sad, renouncing being Russian.
from that moment on ull be simply american.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
ok faggot you can think that i'm a middle schooler idc.
i know that most baptist fucks dont like jews but i dont fucking care.
shut the fuck up and stop talking you're a faggot who doesn't know his shit at all.
ChromeBalla54 2 years ago
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lol. dont get ur panties in a bunch now balla.
or how do you niggas from the hood say, dont be sweatin.
you aint Russian.
you dont know how to speak Russian.
ur a filthy poser. go fuck ur uncle.
ur a dipshit.
now have fun little kid. lol.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
you dont know your shit at all faggot fuck.
haha.
you just make me laugh.
idi ti blyat nahui.
ChromeBalla54 2 years ago
oh dont i?
really? of course i dont. u make me laugh too. u should be a buddy of mine.
haha. fucking lowlife scum.
go fuck ur jewish uncle queer fuck.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
fuck u stupid jew. read my arguments, look up ethnic Russians and learn that WE have:
-all the best scientists, writers, composers, artists, scholars, etc.
-all the best hottest women (mainly blue eyed blondes)
-the best culture
jews have their own shit. if u dont trust me, go to Russia and say that ur a fucking jew. see what happens to u queer.
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mel316issa 3 years ago
how old am i? how old are you baby girl?
listen up, im gonna give you a lesson in history.
Russian are an east Slavic ethnic group who share roots with everyone between Poland and Russia. there are 3 eastern slavs, they are Russians, ukrainians, and Belarussians. these people settled the east and the north. they were Eastern \Orthodox and has blue and blonde hair.
so this fucker is no way Russian. he is either jewish or some caucasian shit. so if u dont know shit about Russian, then stfu.
FranzFerdinand55 3 years ago
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mel316issa 3 years ago
Just because you speak russian.. doesnt mean you are russian... You are jewish. Thats it. Fucking stupid bitch, obviously dont know anything. The kid in the video is jewish too. Not russian.
lalalabad 3 years ago
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mel316issa 3 years ago
well even with ur papers little girl, they might not be RUSSIAN. what u dont understand, is that Russian is an ethnic term. just like poles, czech, brazilians, mexicans, even native americans. being from Russia doesnt make you Russian. go to Russia and say you are jewish and see how people respond. theyll know u arent Russian. so before spewing ur dumbass bullshit, please go learn and read. or give blowjobs since jewish chicks love those penises i heard.
FranzFerdinand55 3 years ago
hahaha. hey little baby girl, why are you so ignorant? have you ever even been to Russia? obviosuly not, since u would know Russians arent fan of jews, and that JEWS AREN'T RUSSIAN. its just hitorical. its ethnic. if u dont know shit, THEN STOP SPEWING ur dumbass bullshit. the "Russians" you know arent Russians. they might be Russian citizens, but arent Russian. in Russian, there is a difference. "Russkiy" and "Rossiyanin". the first is Russian, while the second is Russian citizen. stfu bitch.
FranzFerdinand55 3 years ago
you are so fucking right bro, first its Bliati , and then yes to everything
except it cann be used as a curse...not only for whore (thats in the old days, now when u say it in russia ppl think of it as a curse..... ti ponimayesh temu?
eugenerokr 3 years ago
hey thanks a lot bro. these dipshits they are Russian....
sad sad world we live in when these jewish armenians think they are Russian....
FranzFerdinand55 3 years ago
almost all armenians are christian. you're a dumbass. and you're contradicting yourself when you say jewish armenian. lol you fuck up.
ChromeBalla54 2 years ago
haha. u fucking dipshit. cant u read.
i said hes jewish OR armenian.
either way, hes a low piece of shit that aint Russian.
dont pretend like you are the best nationality on earth u scum.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
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hey thanks a lot bro. these dipshits they are Russian....
sad sad world we live in when these jewish armenians think they are Russian....
^thats what you said fuck up haha. keep talking bitch.
ChromeBalla54 2 years ago
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and ur a fucking homo.
:)
jew queer nigga balla. yeah yeah bad boy. whtcha gonna do?
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
keep going bitch i dont care haha.
your faggot ass cant do shit over a computer. haha.
ChromeBalla54 2 years ago
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lol./ of course you dont care dipshit.
what are you gonna do? come over here and try to throw fists? ooooooh im shaking behind my computer screen asshole.
ahaha. nigga yeah nigga yeah jewish fucker blah!
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
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faggot ass queer.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
Wigger, stop talking. No one wants to read your dumbed down version of English. You can throw around racial slurs, that doesn't make you badass. Please do that out in public near my house. I'd enjoy watching people mount your head on a pike. You're obviously an unintelligent kid, hopped up on a false nationalism. You aren't superior to others because you're Russian. Stop arguing with people on youtube about a religion. You act like a pussy whipped hitler youth.
AnubisAshrak 2 years ago
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hey cocksucker,
why dont u stfu? no one wants to talk to you, so get off this page go back to ur turkic roots u fucking piece of shit waste. are u jewish too? well go light a menorah fucker. i got easter to celebrate. why dont u come to my house and say u are Russian while looking like shit. well see who has the nationalism then.
i am superior to ur gayass because im a normal white Russian. u on the other hand are a fucking moron with no past, present, or future. go fuck ur uncle.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
Lol wow. It's somewhat funny how you act just like a Nazi. Look at Uncover Reality Forums, you'll see how great you people are. Beating women because you're drunk, torturing an old man because it's fun. Yeah your country is so much more superior. Every country has it's flaws,(Even Russia, look how poor everyone is now because of your nationalistic bullshit) You allow yourself to be limited to thinking within society.Nothing but a weak child. Reply when you're not such an inbred brainwashed dolt
AnubisAshrak 2 years ago
haha. how am i a nazi? more like a nationalist buddy. go look up the difference in terms. i am not burning jews in death camps or killing gypsies. i am fine with jews. i just want dumbass american to know that there is a line between ethnic real Russians and Russian jews. thats it.
hahaha. everyone is poor? right. thats why Moscow is the most expensive city in the world. right. poor.
inbred? society? little child, go read books and find out about the world. dumbass ashrak. churka griaznaya.
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
You are one stupid Ignorant Suchonok, You have no Idea what you are talking about, only surrounded by the illusion that you are a mere somebody.
I would take serious pride kicking your moronic face in, and bringing you to the dirt because that is all that you are, dirt and nothing else.
Krepke23 2 years ago
nu a ti zhidovskiy pidarass. oh dont i? i guess i dont huh, since being born there, living there, and constantly spending time there doesnt count. of course not.
u wanna take pride? well come on over and do so u fucking jew. see what u can do dumbass. to the dirt? oooh im shaking in my boots now. what u gonna do bad boy?
FranzFerdinand55 2 years ago
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You are one stupid Ignorant Suchonok, You have no Idea what you are talking about, only surrounded by the illusion that you are a mere somebody. I would take serious pride kicking your moronic face in, and bringing you to the dirt because that is all that you are, dirt and nothing else
Krepke23 2 years ago
yo stfu u little piece of shit russia poor yeah ok go suck a diick u ass hole nazi bro w.e we aint no fckin Germany
serggpimpzz 2 years ago
funniest shit ever
kirillsk8tr 3 years ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOO i live in your area hahaha
holland middle schoooll
oyyyy perfectionn
samskersz13 3 years ago
well, according to may father (who is russian) says im going to be a guy making burgers in Mcdonalds... supporting ehh?
Ddaydevice13 3 years ago
My dad told me I was going to sweep the streets or cut pizza.... I wasn't even going to college
(Please keep in mind I was ten)
eugenica 3 years ago
I would get this everyday from my parents
Stupid Russians
jordan72992 3 years ago
stupid americans.
FranzFerdinand55 3 years ago
how you do?
Palewanderer001 3 years ago
According to my dad, I wasn't gonna actually GO to Bergen Community College.
I was gonna WORK AS A JANITOR in Bergen Community College.
DeepHauz 3 years ago
That was EXACTLY lyk my parents.
ExVladdy 3 years ago
lmfao
exactly like my parentas haha go russian people
violent bastards
Palewanderer001 3 years ago
what? andy you failing math.
no andy a B+ is an F to me.
it better be straight As or youll be hanging from the chandeleire till you go to college.
Art? who takes art? what are you, a girl?
you gonna fail college, you gonna go to new jersey turnpike community college, and then youll go to the tollbooth.
im gonna rip off your arms legs and penis, vasim e zhashmu za zhopu.
ya zabil slow etit song.
hi jenichka how was school? you got your report card? how you do? B+ in reading!?
Palewanderer001 3 years ago
dude i have russian parents, this is exactly it
blondinka726 3 years ago
your going to end up in NJ Turnpike community college=)))))
elnara1 3 years ago
lmaoooo wow ..............when are you guys ganna make this into a movie
Rainie131313 3 years ago
LoL. The first time i saw it, I was like "OMG, a documentary on my life. Woo!" Definitely make this into a movie!
Damn Slavik parenting!
UAConspiracy 3 years ago
some of the funniest shit ever.
watsurpeeplsprblms 3 years ago
yea this is typical russian parenting. a bit like asian parenting as well except that russian parenting involves violence thats why russians get slightly higher grades then asians.
thekrutch434 3 years ago
Wow, this is MY parents
im2cute4u12797 3 years ago
LOLOLOL HAHAAAAAAAH! i cracked up when i watched this. soo so so funny.
linZEBRA 3 years ago
OMG!!! This had to be my father's clone or something!!! Except for my father's bulgarian not russian...
you should totally make this into a movie!!!
"Art? Who the hell takes art? Are you a girl?"
LMAO throughout the whole video!!!
very original, and that's a lot coming from me
UniversalStarQueen 3 years ago
this has my father written all over it LMFAO! this is like the epitamy of every russian parent ever to exist
kavorkianscarf3 3 years ago
You don't believe how hard I would like to see an actual movie like this, so if you're serious about making it you should DEFINITELY DO IT!
PwnageProductions 3 years ago
LOL maladets.
skilledrussiankid 3 years ago
in my school, a B+ is "asian failing." Unfortunately for me, i'm "white failing" which means an actual F!!
creepy vid tho. poor boy :)
gryffindorgoddess06 3 years ago
"Art? Who in hell takes art? Are you a girl?"
RsnAngel 3 years ago 2
god damnit. finally. lol. i've been checking these comments to see which lines people liked best of this sketch, and you are the first to comment on this one. it happens to be my favorite line in the whole movie. and since i said it, thats worth something.
loreankats 3 years ago