Andy Rooney Talks Tools (CBS)

[Hamarin123456789]

Hammer a great tool of the modern times?

[TomBrooklyn]

Where can a copy of Andy's first televised essay be found? The one he did for PBS when CBS refused to air it and he therefore quit them. The one entitled An Essay on War.

[jacobrosskleinberg]

rip andy rooney 

[samskies96]

1 person used the mirror

[teddygrammm]

the only tool andy rooney doesn't seem to have is a set of clippers to trim his disgusting fingernails

[MrPinkFlammingo]

USE THE SCOTCH TAPE AND MIRROR TO RIP OUT YOUR EXCESS EYEBROW HAIR!

[MrComparan]

hes got 15 more days of life

[stonecrazy99]

Andy would make a remark scotch tape..

LMFAO.. Why is this guy still on tv again?

[bloodred345]

I thought this was going to be about "tools" as in "douchebags" or jersey shore types. misleading title haha.

[Sparisi1122]

The ramblings of a lunatic.

[OldTimerGuy58]

@Sparisi1122 Why would you say that? Have some respect for the dead!!

[Derenk83]

@OldTimerGuy58 Mr Rooney wasn't dead when they wrote those things... not that they should have said anything at all.

[Sparisi1122]

@OldTimerGuy58 I don't hate the guy. Plenty of people don't stop criticizing people they disagree with who have died. If doing that was somehow wrong and insensitive notice my comment was 6 months ago. Maybe my problem was not respecting the living, or somehow predicting he would be dead 6 months later lol

[beehands]

staple removers are much better than staples.

[mickey0667]

Now we use a web cam instead of a mirror to know what we look like and caller ID for weeding out the people we don't want to talk to. Some tools are not needed: any kitchen knife is fine for opening letters.

[Mrcliff4]

if his telephone had different ringtones he would probably bitch about that too

[shizzlecream]

Susie's a bitch.

[PestigeKelpone]

Scotch Taper is a brand name, like Kleenex.

[dar482]

Staple remover, one of the great inventions of modern time.

Good point, the staple remover is so amazing compared to the Internet, computers, and penicillin.

[scruffylovesbongs]

haha yeahh to the bottle of booze

[gilmour6754]

his neck flap is gross

[stonebridge999]

Some scary lookin claws on his old ass...

[grongrue]

does he know he's old? YOU'RE OLD!! stop talking...

[loganflogan]

I bet he is the worst grandpa ever.

[kfinnguy]

Andy needs to get a, what he would call that tube thingy on the internet, account on Youtube so he can respond to some of these coments. lol

[TonyPizzaro]

@kfinnguy lol everybody on youtube hates him but everybody i know that watches him loves him, idk what to think anymore

[Jigsaw3477]

love how the alcohol is a tool :)

[wiseye61]

he makes me think.... i like him :)

[micmac99]

Has he bought an iPhone?

[superbenA02]

Probably not, he is probably like my Grandmother, since the DTV switch, she can't operate the TV with the Digital to Analog converter box connected to it. She refuses to get rid of her 20 year old Zenith floor model TV, though. She can't even answer my cell phone when it rings and it is only a Motorola RAZR V3. I am surprised that Mr. Rooney can operate a Windows 2000 PC. An IPhone would probably confuse the heck out of most people Mr. Rooney's age (He is 90 years old).

[AJBSONIC]

Telephones (or at least cell phones) *can* have different sounds depending on who is calling. It's called custom ringtones, Andy =)

[OldTimerGuy58]

@AJBSONIC You shouldnt be saying things like that! The man just died!

[tombom52]

How is scotch an invention.

[VilquinProductions]

tombom52, Strips of paper with glue on the back has been the greatest invention of all time! It can stop ignorant comments from coming from Rooney!

[rossbluedevil]

Still got it, old b*stard

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Andy is a testament to the idea that you're never too old to sit around wasting time thinking about crazy sh*t.

[TonyPizzaro]

@BinkieMcFartnuggets and yet we still watch him every week lol

[Indojackal]

@BinkieMcFartnuggets lol at ur username i want it badly :)