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  • IF YOU LIKE MINITAGES COME CHECK OUT MY NEWEST ONE ON MY CHANNEL

  • thats the gayest looking qunari ive ever seen.

    

  • haha get a real acting job

  • Awesome, but just one tiny little thing that bugged me is that Tallis asked if the guys God was Andraste and he replied yes, but that's wrong!! Andraste is a prophet not a god.

  • Ruchałbym...

  • I just go through watching the entire series (through itunes release)... it was VERY good! It amazes me that with just a shoe-string budget... this movie was made. Day does an outstanding job as the main character and I do say... the character development in this short movie (50min) is excellent. I have seen many films that don't get you to care about the characters as this film does in such a short time. Excellent storyline. If you are familiar with the game, you will love it.

  • felicia rocks :) hope to see u in dragons age film <3

  • I think it's funny is being a critic even though they themselves couldn't do better.

  • Epic

  • please some one can tell me are this movie same story of the game ?

  • Hey, that was pretty good.

    Also bonus points for Felicia with elf ears.

  • PS:SAAREBAS ITS NOT A NAME ITS A TITLE MEANING DANGEROUS-THING.....

  • @AriSataareth that doesn't matter, everyone calls them Saarebas and everyone called Sten Sten even though that's also a title

  • OMG AND THATS A SAAREBAS(YOU EVER PLAYED THE FUKIN GAME?!!!SAAREBAS HAVE THEYRE TONGUES CUTTED,THEYRE NOT SMART-TALK LIKE THAT DUDE,AND ONLY SOME OF THEM CAN SPEAK)AGAIN THIS SUCKS!!!

  • @AriSataareth U mad?

  • IF THATS THE ARISHOK I THINK THEYRE FUKIN STUPID....HE IS LIKE A DWARF BESIDE THE ARISHOK(You now him the big horny guy with two massive twohanded qunari blades that could kill 2 ogres with one hit each,and he is like three times bigger then those little elves)AND I CANT BELIEVE I GOT HERE........IT SUCKS

  • This was a pretty awesome little series. It's times like this that I wish there was more of a market for bigger budget fantasy based shows. Hell, with all the Steampunk stuff happening I'm surprised there hasn't been a TV show or movie made.

    Anyway, great series and I hope there is a sequel. :)

  • in "The Guild" she looks so uncomfortable in everything, here she's a badass.

  • Heh. I remember Mark of The Assassin. Where is Hawke? Is he not in this?

  • Really long and boring intro..

  • bloody great....!!!!

  • LAAAAAAAAAAAME.......LAAAAAAAA­AAME!!!

  • Damn i loved Tallis :) happy to see her again .

  • I love this. I also love her and i play this game.

  • DONT MESS WITH A WOMEN WHEN SHE IS IN THE KITCHEN- caps shit oh well

  • HER EAR LOOKS SILLY....Miketyson were r u?

  • Not only is the lead ugly, she can not act her way out of a wet paper bag.

    Stop making these. You are wasting ones and zeroes, and a lot of people's time.

  • This is like porn without the porn :S

  • Its so unfair how hot Felicia is.

  • i always feel sarcasm from Felicia

  • At 5:53 when the guy asks "Who are you?" it sounded like she said "Assfuck"....hehe.

  • God awful. Shut it off in 5 minutes. The Qunari look terrible. You can see the glue on their fingernails.

    Unbelievably bad. I want those five minutes of my life back. Oh and the girl can not act.

  • @JustBrowsing219 Aw to bad but all payments are final no refunds after watching the video XD

  • @JustBrowsing219 I didn't even realise it was a Qunari until you mentioned it. Poor acting, horrible production and laughable dialog, I last 6 minutes.

  • C'est bien moche... digne d'une réalisation de film porno!!

  • felicia day is wonderful as always.First the gamer, then the fairy and now the assassin.

  • Felicia Day is awesome, and hot as hell as an elf. The DVD is cheap too. Seriously, give them money because they deserve it.

  • hiya bin so einsam

  • ooppss excuse for the grammatical errors :D

  • The acting kind of balanced out the not so realistic props but still it is good... Specially liked the mage qunari...

    i do hope they incorporate banters between the group... It was of the minute details in the dragon age series that made the game better.

  • Felicity day!!!

  • leviii de tot

  • very good

    

  • BadAss

  • 6:37 fan service like a motha foker!!!!!!!

  • This was so overrated and under produced. I don't know why there are fans of it. It's like watch some sad fan made video on youtube. I cannot fathom paying for the DVD they're releasing...They could have at least invested in some higher-quality elf ears. It looks like she has Doritos glued to her ears.

  • @ronaldmonster Haha i know, when i wasn't staring at her chest i couldn't take my eyes off those ridiculous ears.

  • @Swervedriver84 What chest? She's got small titties. I don't see what all the fuss over this chick is about. She's not that hot and she couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag. She isn't that good on "Eureka" either which is a shame because it's an awesome show.

  • @MrRavenXavier It's cause' she's seen as a "Gamer chick" for her work on The Guild and this, hence all the nerds jumping on the "OMG SHE SO HAWT" bandwagon.

    I must just have better standards then said nerds, being a gaming nerd myself. She isn't even hot.

  • @TrioUnionRecords she is hot haha

  • @TrioUnionRecords youre not gay at all

  • @69Angerbang You're not thick at all.

  • Horrible web series to commemorate when Bioware jumped the shark.

  • It is very probable that my preconceptions about Felicia Day as a performer from watching "The Guild" are biasing me. But every time she smiles in this episode I think that she is about to start giggling which makes it really hard to take the ruthlessness of her character seriously.

  • Hm...I guess something more like Triple X, James Bond, or any of thousands of others. Pretty much anyone badass, sexy, and powerful that mops the floor with the bad guys. Take William Wallace, for instance. Directed and played by the same guy, and unstoppable (until like the last fifteen minutes, and probably only for historical accuracy's sake).

  • Are others bothered by the massive watermark?

  • impressive for someone who just does this in her spare time though i think certain may have been over done like her jumping of the and pretending like she just jump of a high ledge or that giant splash blood at the end there and wtf is a playmayo

  • This is hilarious. It's nice to see A WOMAN's masturbatory power fantasy for once! You go girl!

  • @LeMayJoseph just curious but what would be "THE MAN's masturbatory power fantasy"? Being the ultimate badass?

  • I love it, its so nice seeing you so bad ass and not Codex-y. I like Codex when I want to feel less neurotic about my own life, but this was a refreshing change ;)

  • Yo, almost ALL of the related vids are of girls with big boobs... Good job, guys.

  • Wow! This looks like fun. And Felicia Day's got great arms, in addition to those awesome poses and and rad costume.

  • 3:45

    She have 2 other daggers... ;)

  • Felicia Day wears the worst armor ever

  • Avlock of Aflack?

  • that's what you get when a draenei mates with an undead, no wonder they cross factioned

  • I thought qunari are supposed to be buff?

  • That was Awesome!!! I never played the "Dragon Age" game (only once on my Kid Brother's 360), but this was so well made.

  • Damn, that cardboard templar armor totally breaks the illusion for me. :)

  • This isn't bad at all. It's no Dragon Age game, but all things considered, I think this is very well done. I've only watched the first episode so far, and I'm eagerly looking forward to more.

    And I have to say, the Templar is kinda cute. >.> I really do need to stop with my templar fascinations, hmmm...

  • Wow this is such a step up from their series, the guild, but I miss the dorky-ness that the guild series had. Although this is such a well made series in many ways and I'm excited to continue watching it as it grows, I already miss the other elements and themes of their older series. Oh well, nothing lasts forever.

  • Ah! X-Games season just started, did you guys checked those snowie ramps? Oh wait, it's just her boobs...

  • Dear Santa...

  • As a serious fan of the Dragon Age universe, I have to say, that was pretty horrible. Minor mistakes were everywhere, but it killed me when Tallis referred to Andraste as a god, and the dude AGREED. Anyone who knows anything about the DA universe knows that the Chantry's god is the Maker, while Andraste was a prophet.

  • @Fyrestorm3 seriously agree

  • I had to watch it twice because I couldn't pay attention over all the amazing cleavage shots...

  • Okay as a dragon age addict I can appreciate anything to do with the series but for a platform so big they could have made this with much better quality. I can't take the foam shields and the rubber elf ears seriously still the story is good at least and the acting

  • DA2 haters make me lol. QQ more, kiddies.

  • THIS IS SO AWESOME.

    I don't think it's corny at all. You people are lame!

  • lol. this was... bad.

  • Seriously, after watching The Guild, i can't take Felicia seriously in these series xD

  • @remokillen45691 Same. It's just too much to watch her act all serious.

  • @remokillen45691 My thought exactly!

  • @remokillen45691 Cant take her serious, and cant stop watching her. She is my dream girl. My girl knows it too. lol

  • It's weird to see Felicia Day be badass after The Guild hahaha

  • 1:35 and 2:03 Isn't that one of the werewolves from twilight??

  • It's always weird sounding when IRL people say elvish names for some reason and agreed. Felicia Day is a stunning sight

  • I remember elves in DA2 is... Very pretty ugly.

  • meh, Dragon Age is ruined

  • That was... pretty bad.

  • Felicia Day still hot like hell so after all "this" can be watched once.

    BTW. did they hire Uwe Boll?

  • This is the shit. Now maybe people will invest in ideas like this instead of dumb crap like skyline...

  • No

  • this is awesome!

    Though tossing the camera down the hill may have been fun to do, but watching it almost made me puke.

  • For some reason I thought there would be a larger investement made in the costumes. Like metal templar armor.

  • 5:29 ''my name is cock''?

  • SO EPIC! DragonAge is my favourite game! *u*

  • Is that a qunari?

    The one with the horns

  • @MissMassacres Yep. In Dragon Age 2 they changed their design to grey people with horns.

  • @Lorrainish well i mean yeah Ive played dragon age 2 its just. I didnt realize, cause they were smaller but i see it now :) thanks

  • i just want to see boobs^^

  • is that quanari a man or women?

  • I just had an eyegasm due to all that epicness O_O

  • That guy was hot.

  • where's alistar :(

  • Corny. But I am a huge dragon age fan so maybe I will watch the next one.

  • Felicia Day so sexy =))))

  • What to do when all your friends are skinny nerds and you need someone to play a hulking race of muscled giants...

  • This is easily the corniest corruption of dragon age I've ever layed eyes on and I've been on fanfiction,still hot redhead.

  • the qunari guy looks like a female O.ó

  • i dont know whats worse...this was based mainly off dragon age 2...or Felicia Day is fucking it up

  • @killersniper46 lol i agree with this.

  • Wait, since when did an elf have a beard?

  • what is this I don't even.

  • lol, they have AI the same as in the game

  • How can he talk when his mouth is taped? Way to torture to get information, moron.

  • Professional LARPing huh?

  • The open chest light armor featuring the cleavage is an effective way of distracting the ennemy in the midst of battle. All that is needed is some leaning forward and delivering the fatal blow!

  • @BoZo0 Yeah, even I, a straight female, would have to pause and be like ... "Uh, hey, girlfriend ... your boobs are kinda hanging out. Might wanna..." Then BOOM she kills me lol

  • 6:09 a hill my only weakness!!

  • I play too much Dragon Age, I'm nitpicking the scrawny Qunari and his non-Qun speech pattern.

  • yay, another corny piece for geeks where girls forget to get dressed before going off to battles. i know she's not exactly fighting badies in a bikini, but still... i got to the point where she's running through the forest with her t*ts nearly falling out from her "armor" and i think i've seen quite enough. can't believe people actually watch this. just as disappointing as DA2 itself.... /sigh

  • @Muxxyy ... I can see someone pays too much attention to cleavage. The "armor" is actually light, if it wasn't how in the name of all that's lore, could an assassin, get in a room, kill someone, and then get out in about, oh I don't know... A minute? If she was wearing heavier armor, it would be a major slow-down. It would make too much noise. It would be big, making it hard to hide. And then lastly, jump height. You do have a good point though.

  • @lolDrHax well, it's not a matter of armor's lightness but a matter of it's protection. what suicidal maniac would go assassinating with her vitals (chest!) out in the open? it's a huge sign saying "hit me here! i'll be nice and dead alright".

    i just don't see the reason to try and "sex it up" this way. newsflash girl, sexiness is hardly about the clothes. you kinda either have it or you don't... no need to make nerdds drool with these sort of antics.

  • I thought this was one of those pornos, you know...being all corny and shit...but...there is no sex. I am disappointed.

  • All that makeup on the Qunari's and they couldn't find better looking elf ears for Felicia? Still a cool short film though.

  • :o makes me want to replay DA2

  • I expected a comedy but not this.

  • i want to play this game so bad!!!

  • its so weird seeing codex as a bad ass

  • Fun stuff

  • Qunari's look ugly in this.....

  • i thought he was a woman until he said amateurs

  • The Qunari here look as fearsome as the elves in game.

  • This is beautiful. Great job!

  • AWESOME!!

  • ...... ick.

  • thats a very big horn 

  • igualita a tallis del juego

  • I always wanted to see the story of DragonAge, didnt seem like mass effect caliber but still interesting, sadly the actual gameplay was little more than a chore to get to the next plot scene for me.

  • 6:36

    The guy's in heaven.

  • This kinda reminds me of power rangers xD

  • This is really corny. But as. Dragon age fanatic I don't mind it

  • It's weird seeing Felicia Day in something so... dark.

  • She's not a true redhead. I doubt the carpet matches the curtains.

  • Damn this is corny but the red head is sexy...and who says redheads/gingers don't have souls? ;)

  • @Mik3WB i say red heads/gingers have no souls

  • @Mik3WB Trey Parker and Matt Stone

  • @Mik3WB GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!1!!!!!!11!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!­!! I BELIEVE IN GOD! ABABABABA

  • @Mik3WB No-one moron, it's just gingers. Redheads are daywalkers.

  • @Mik3WB red head's have souls

    it's ginger orange heads

  • @Mik3WB

    Redheads are hot by default, Cartman be damned!

  • @Mik3WB her name is felicia day :)

  • @Mik3WB gingers are souless beings, but once in a while you'll see a ginger with a soul. They are what you called red heads. other than that the two are very much the same.

  • 3 you, Felicia Day! You are an absolute badass. :D

  • im so proud to be a female gamer 8D felicia you're my idol @.@<3

  • boobs

  • this is soooooooo corny

  • Love Felicia and Dragon Age. I know it is on a budget but the ears ohhh god the ears XD.

  • Very nice considering the budget. Slightly corny but believable like Buffy and Angel.

  • Andraste is certainly not a Goddes, but she was seen as a godlike figure. After Andraste was killed it was said that the maker brought her up to heaven to join him because she was his chosen one. I guess she is like the dragon age version of Jesus. I also believe she chose to use Andraste in the script because she is a woman. It was a little misleading though, I agree. Other than that we have no room to complain, I doubt any of you haters could have done any better. :)

  • Eh. 

  • So, I really liked this. I'm a huge Dragon Age Fan but, Andraste is not "one of their gods" (specially because it is a monotheist religion). Even if the elf is not supposed to know that, the peasant should. Andraste is the maker's bride, not "the god (or one of the gods)".

    But all in all, I really liked this.

  • What a load of crappage

  • It was okay .....nice boobies

  • I keep thinking they're calling her "Aflac"

  • good! because bioware needs some redemption after making dragon age 2

  • @vashfrosamurai agreed

    

  • Although this is a "web series" and is apparently "indie", it's obviously like no other &#