The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Minutes Made [11/4/09]

[ApocalypticRadish]

If Chris actually tried to lift 50 lbs, he'd probably be left with DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

[TakuraLioness]

if both of those were over 50 pounds there would be no way Chris could have carried those. =/ nice try Chris but your math is wrong.

[smile221]

His positioning makes me cringe...so much strain on the back and bones there. make sure you learn how to weight lift properly kids, otherwise you can seriously damage your back! ...and end up like CWC

[Termiborger]

@smile221 You telling me? I saw his shit a good 3 month ago first, and now, I lost 10 kg's and I made sure that my abs are visible. So...thanks for chris, I guess, because if he would not exist, I might have ended up similarly like him in a couple of years.

[smile221]

@Termiborger Good for you! A lot of people have the opposite reaction - "Well, looks like there'll always be someone worse than me in the world, so I don't need to try"

[Gamerboy007]

I love how you can visually see how tired and worn out he after just 40 times from the red in his face.

[stelkin656]

12 x 330 ml + the cans = 12 x 350 gr = 4,250 kg(about 9,5 lbs) x 2 = 19 lbs. for both boxes

Chris claims each of the boxes weighs 50 lbs each? I know by Chris physical standards they might be that heavy, but he couldn't even calculate that? I wonder if his elementary and high school teachers just let him pass, so they could get rid of him. No surprise if im right

Neither a surprise if he drank them all afterwards.

[Termiborger]

@stelkin656 Honor roll, remember? BTW, there's a theory that he has dyscalculia, mostly because shit like this, but since we lack any concrete evidence, it will stay a theory until proven by some expert.

[placydil]

9 pounds not over 50 pounds.

[Gorkpunch]

ive wasted years of my life lifting dumbells, i should have been lifting cans of lemonade and working along with good old CWC, if only i was cut up and shredded like him

[dimebaggery]

each one of this is over 50 pounds?!

[Urmean15]

feel the burn

[Lemileant]

Do you even LIFT?!

[DesmondHume423]

This is how you get shredded bro

[sexhaie]

the only impressive thing about chris in this video is that he can count to at least 50.

[Andreazor]

Those things are light, and he holds his arms close to his body, he's sitting down, the weights are uneven and he rests them both when they're up and down making these lifts really easy.

[marshmallowbudgie]

what happened at 3:54?

[TLK500]

OH MY GOD....IT CAN COUNT

[guysafari]

No wonder he's so ripped.

[GAYVAGlNA]

he said 19 like 3 times

[StrakkeNoorderling]

This reminds me of Spongebob's workout...

This guy kinda reminds of Spongebob too, except Spongebob has friends, a job, lives on his own and doesn't even own a computer. :)

[Wolfsrain90]

@StrakkeNoorderling Spongebob is just naive. This guy, on the other hand, is naive, vain, self-centred, a bigot, and, well...repugnant.

[JohnMooreification]

"...And now we will be watching the strong man lift lemonade like a dullard."

[ryanwashere21]

I weigh more than him and yet he's considerd unhealthy.

[TwinUzis]

I guess I can't fault him for unconventional tactics. Back when I was a teenager I worked out with two 50 pound tractor weights. I stuck them under my mattress and lifted my bed frame as a bench press.

But he can actually afford real wights, so there's no excuse.

[Christhefireshark]

Wait, I brought in some groceries from the car recently... I'm the fucking Hulk.

[videogamenostalgia]

I would gladly give all my worldly possessions to see Chris using a shake weight...

[AsterBarnivere]

He is pathetic...

[Scatterss]

A 12 pack of soda only weighs about ten pounds. This is really pathetic.

[JF610]

Lemonade cans?? And I'm wasting my money in the gym, sure I'm stupid as fuck.

[RayAndFlare]

I gave up jogging and biking and now I weightlift with cans of lemonade. Last week I beat the shit out of Hulk Hogen.

Thank you Chris :3

[Edfan10]

Notice how he looks like he's tired after the "4" count....FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL PIE FAIL.

[TrippyScarecrow]

You might be a red neck if...

[Phenomenaman]

C'mon Chris, keep your wrists straight, lift it nice n' slow, hold, back down!

[churlyryan]

The fact that he is almost incapable of this simple exercise tells a lot.

[BCete]

you guys cant get around it! if you wanna get in shape use weights and run. AND FOR FUCK SAKE EAT HEALTHY there is no easy way

[TheWriter0]

@BCete CWC is just one guy.

[BCete]

@TheWriter0 i know...

[ThelronFjord]

I remember as a kid, using 5 pound weights, and I lifted them 300 times each arm. I was about 11, and it's not really an impressive feat, but I bet Chris at any age couldn't do that.

[Lighterman01]

wow those 12 packs weigh what like 10 pounds each and he's losing breath over lifting 10 pounds.

[FFS1NICO]

50 pound cans.

[Tyranitar635]

Though obviously an unimpressive feat for any normal person, the fact he would go out of his way to strain himself is surprising.

[SAGEBOT500]

Synthetic canned lemonade: the closest thing to fruit in the Chandler household.

[FreshNikesNick]

not sure if troll or just very stupid

[Tyranitar635]

@FreshNikesNick Very stupid doesn't even begin to define CWC.

[avenged7x1994]

The box virtually weighs about nothing. Each can is 12 ounces, and there's 12 in each pack. So 12 ounces times 12 cans is 144 fluid ounces, and 144 fluid ounces divided by 16 ounces (one pound) is 9 pounds. Chris is lifting 9 pounds in each hand.

Which, if you ask me, is pathetic. The average man curls about 30 pounds, which makes Chris 3/10s of a man. Maybe 1/10, since he's not even curling right.

[ThelronFjord]

@avenged7x1994 Well that doesn't matter anymore, because he's a Tomgirl now, so he threw that 1/10 of his manliness away.

[avenged7x1994]

@ThelronFjord

I guess his bent duck should now be a vagina.

[epiclulz66]

Not only is he curling 8 pounds distributed over a much larger space then actual dunbels he's not even doing full curls hes also curling them length wise which basically makes 8 pounds into 3.

[Evin062008]

He's sweating.

[DerMorphy]

Jesus, he starts out and after "Four", he already slows down! With LEMONADE BOXES!!! That guy has NO strenght AT ALL.

[NukaCola777]

if those are fifty pound what does he weigh?

[barisaxkid]

Assuming that pack is about the density of water (there are aluminum/cardboard but air also occupies space between cans), 4.26 liters is less than 10 pounds.

So Chris-chan was off by only a factor of MORE THAN 5.

[ffffuuful]

He tried to molest a 12 year old boy on a bus last month. CWC is a genuine pedofork.

[444Tazer]

Chris needs to buy some weights.

[ShotGunAnd]

@444Tazer Why buy weights when you can lift lemonade??

[darthteej1]

He's flailing his arms around like noodles, there is no way he is exerting any stress on his biceps.

[SADXhacker]

As cave Johnson says... I DON'T WANT YOUR GODDAMNED LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?

[MezzaLuna22]

Wow. He sure is sweating...

[TAXEXEMPTION]

those were actually 9 pounds each per 12 pack.

[dem0nthesis]

50 pounds meens each can weighs like 4.5 pounds about...

[TwinUzis]

A 12-pack weighs 50 pounds? By that estimate, I must curl well over 250 pounds.

[yabetterbringit]

@TwinUzis how the hell do you hold 60 cans of lemonade in each hand? teach me!

[sexhaie]

HOW CAN YOU SWEAT JUST FROM LEFTING UP A PACKAGE OF 12 CANS?!

[sexhaie]

this enrages me the more i watch, how stupid can you be... and weak?

[TiniestViolin]

He's visibly fatigued by the eighth rep.

[ghettoprince187]

What kind of ghetto workout is this? He needs to buy some real weights... or clean up the house. That would be a great workout for him

[churlyryan]

You could get a decent set of weights for $20 or less.

But Chris isn't about to use his monthly tugboat on anything that could improve his life in any way!

[QuicklimeTime]

@DudeInTheYankeesHat

Don't, bro. 13-year old boys regularly show more mental acuity than he could ever possess. Getting bested physically by a 14-year old would just even it out a little.

OT: I visit the gym 3-5 times a week. I know what a 23kg (50lb) weight feels like. I can guaran-fucking-tee that if a 12 pack of lemonade weighed 50lb, you'd see a whole load more supermarket workers with broken backs.

[Dynaman21]

Those arms resemble toothpicks.  He's not even isolating the bicep.

[cocoro67]

Play Guiles Theme while watching this, It makes so much more sense afterwards

[Athils]

Fifty pounds each? So I weigh a little more than two and a half 12-packs of lemonade? BRB - ending diet.

[MTVHater420]

5150 is also the name of a Van Halen Tribute band.

[VegetarianLyfe]

Holy shit, who even BUYS that much lemonade?

Has he ever heard of water?

[captainghey]

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS at 2:27 and possibly 4:06

[Pwnisher248]

Just after turning off the camera, he probably mass debated into each can and drank each mixture of lemonade and navy. I guess he was out of orange Fanta.

[GreatNegus]

Also, was anyone else hoping that as he held them over his head, the cans would fall out and hit him?

[GreatNegus]

Those are only 10 pounds, not 50.

WAY TO OVERESTIMATE, CHRIS

[mordredt02]

Now how many of those cans does he drink in a day?

[Staack117]

OMG, that's not sweat - it's Burger King fryer grease!

[conchobarmanthei]

gotta love how he says SIS-TEEN

[Cantsaythree]

I can fucking hear the empty cans being twisted.

[CellarDoor06]

A FUCKING TWELVE PACK OF CANS WEIGHS 50 POUNDS!? You BEST be trollin', nigger!

[TurkeyTuck]

@CellarDoor06

I hope he's trolling too. If I recall correctly, it's about 60 at the least.

[enfrahg]

Incidentally, "5150" also refers to an involuntary psychiatric hold in California.

[Maglan1986]

Watch that moodlight...

[SlasherCheetah]

YOU ARE ALREADY FAT

[Devngel]

hey can buy a wii, 2 PS3s, a playstation move, numerous legos and action figures, anime and sex toys... you think he could afford a $30 set of actual weights

[Funkybob2]

Every time I see this, I can't help but think that I misheard him when he says "over fifty pounds". Surely was actually saying "over fifteen pounds", right? I mean, sure, that's still a gross overestimate, but it's much more reasonable than fucking fifty. No one can be THAT stupid, can they? Then I remember that it's Chris-Chan.

[Krbyfan1]

I want to weigh a soda can and multiply by 12. I should post my findings.

[supermariogalaxian]

Minute Maid Lemonade tastes like shit, nothing like real lemonade at all.

[GamingExtreme187]

the cwcvillelibary youtubes  biggest chris chan troll

[nfcooley]

"Oh I estimate 50 lbs a thing".........damn look at that sweat glisten off his forehead towards the end.

[Checkmate409]

I wish all those cans had fallen on his head at the end.

[KoeiLuminis]

This offends me. Back in my peak I lifted 50 pound dumbbells, roughly 5-8 reps per set. If those lemonade packs weigh 50 pounds then he must weigh a ton (2000 pounds).

[krazydude34]

50 pounds? is he serious?

[Checkmate409]

@krazydude34 yea he's serious. did you listen to him talking to Kacey's Dad? He told him that he moved his Dog's Doghouse, admittedly made out of wood and plastic, and it weighed 5-10 TONS

[EphemeralKiedis]

wow dude u can count to 51 *clap clap*

[samuraikarasu]

I am out of shape like a mother fucker and I can run four of those fucking things down to the basement in one run. What a fat retard.

[TrustabilityLost]

...Man, I think that after this guy my life will never seem bleak again.

[CarouselTheater]

LOL his face is fucking dripping from lifting lemonade.Shit,and I thought I was unfit.

[epiclulz66]

Him making this video allows us to see a few things.

1) Chris' disillusion as too how much things weigh, a 12 pack of cans weighs about 8 pound.

2) Chris does not appear to own any exercise equipment as he uses cans of lemonade for weights

3) Chris' mother convinced him those things are 50 pounds and he's so strong to lift them.

4) Chris is extremely out of shape to sweat so much doing that with 8 pound packages also lifting him the way he does horizontally like that makes it lifting 2 pounds

[churlyryan]

CWC changed my life, in fear of ever becoming like the manchild.

[moneymandate]

It'd be fucking hilarious to see him in a real gym getting real exercise.

[Jetblast01]

Even Kinnikuman was never this big a loser in his life...

[Andreazor]

I just lifted two 3 kilo weights 51 times in less then half the time it took him and I didn't break a sweat. Yet I'm the lazies bastard around and horribly unfit.

Watching this guy makes me feel much better about myself.

[mickdaggerman]

Somwhere, a professional body builder and trainer to the stars, probably named Hans Muscular, shows this to his clients as an example of how not to do everything.

Matter of fact, all these Chris Chan vids serve as guides on how not to do litterally EVERYTHING.

[zimmyzimgir]

How the hell is this impressive?

[rossthef0x]

so uh, based on chris's "math" a 24 pack of soda weighs about a 100 lbs...so if i were to life a 24 pack with each hand and carry it into the house, i just lifted up 200 lbs EASY according to this manchild's math...

goddamn you fail so much chris...

[Lyph3]

@rossthef0x He thinks a plastic dog house weighs 5-10 tons.

[TheShizzlest]

I want to fight Christian Chandler.

[CPcomix]

@TheShizzlest i 2nd that motion

[XtianWestendShamer]

@TheShizzlest you would lose the fight

[PaperRayman]

Congrats Chris, you can count to 51! 8D

[CharlieOKane]

a litre is a kilogram of water

4.6 litres is about 4.6 kilograms

4.6 kilograms is about 10 pounds

chris has failed again

[shegeek77]

Fat fat fat when you're sweating.

[CheezyBallsTrippa]

Congratulations Chris, you officially suck at doing exercise and mass debating doesn't count.

[Failicity]

Minute Made is hardcore.

[pocky94]

OH NO HE RUINED PARAPA FOR ME

[l337man4]

@pocky94 I kno!!!!!!! I loved that game. Damn you Chris, Parapa the Rapa was my favorite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[o0BazookaTooth0o]

He's the weakest person I've ever seen.

[UltimaLinkStephen]

I bet after the video he drank all the lemonade in those containers within an hour.

God damn, if you aren't fit fucking admit it.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@UltimaLinkStephen Not until after he jizzed in it.

[videogamenostalgia]

@UltimaLinkStephen He still doesn't think he's fat. He won't even admit he's a little bit podgy. What makes you think he's gonna admit to being weak after all the threats he's made to people?

[UltimaLinkStephen]

@videogamenostalgia When someone threatens him back maybe.

[CthulhuCallsForMe]

50 pounds of lemonade.... What.

[Jesterclown17]

... If he could lift 100 pounds of lemonade, why was he such a pussy with that PS3 of his?

"Heavy--So heavy!"

One things for sure, that muscle bra isn't helping.

[MikuMech]

A container of Minute Maid? 50 pounds?

PFFFTTT.

Ian, come back later. I've been lifting weights each monday, wednesday and friday for 4 years now and I'm only now at the point where I can haul stuff over 150 pounds. You lifted 2 carts of 10 pound sugar drinks 50 times using only your forearms.

It doesn't matter even if you could do that, it's still not gonna impress any boyfriend-free girlfriends out there.

[spulkagent47]

What a naive retard. Biggest failure in the world ever.

[TheNexus222]

@spulkagent47 Can someone such as chris chan be considered a failure when he brings such quality lulz? Maybe..but I doubt it.

[TsarIvanIV]

a 50 lb 12-pack? that stuff must be really chock full of sugar to weigh THAT much, Chrissy....

I love how he begins to feel it after 4 reps. 

Hey, Chris, instead of spending our hard-earned tax dollars on more video games, why don't you use it to get yourself a bloody gym membership? Oh, wait, no, nevermind: that would MAKE SENSE. And you don't do that sensible shit.

[JacobTails123]

After 4 he was obviously in pain

[TheNintendhoe]

I think he says"So gay" at the end.

[fman40000]

Idk what's more amazing. The fact that he only messed up once in the whole video

(2:27) or the fact that he counted all the way to 51.

[jchavista89]

why doesnt this fucking retard chris chan... ahem ian brandon anderson stop wasting his fucking money on guitar queero and save 60 bucks and buy a fucking real pair of wieghts

[RowdyRodimus]

Ian, let's do some simple math.  If 16 oz is a pound and a can soda is 12 oz; how can you get 50 pounds with a 12 pack of sodas?

Congrats!!! You have officially failed at everything you have ever attempted.

[killswitch1982]

You dumbass Christian....

[Godelboard]

Hmm, if 12 packs were 50 pounds, gallons of milk are around 44 pounds

Too bad they weight more around 8 pounds lol.

[Ickeriss69]

They

They're 50 pounds each.

:D

[kamekaze987]

wow 50 pounds for a 12 pack my 10 year old cousin must be the hulk for carrying around those 100 pound 24 packs

[TrenzorZ]

He basically sucks at math

[WranirrasProductions]

He's not as funny without the greasy hair, sonichu medalion, and glasses.

[illogicalcaribou]

you obviously haven't related his haircut to Forest Gump.

[Garlannd]

Are you retarded? This is hilarious. He fails at everything he does. His new haircut makes him look even more bald than before.

[ICuntBelieveIt]

2:25 Maybe he should use our tax dollars to invest in some dumbbells before he tries to show off next time.

[Yiyyoyo]

This is so unimpressive it hurts.

[JudeccaCocytus]

Chris could have retard strength but because he spends most of his time languishing in his room it has degenerated to something slightly above basement dweller strength.

[shinobicorg]

2:25 was the most exciting thing to happen in the whole video... NO I TAKE THAT BACK 2:42 is!!!!!  also idk if he managed to break a sweat with 4 minutes of lifting or if he's just greasy as fuck... not to mention how red he is by the end.

[ICuntBelieveIt]

I'm guessing it's a combination of sweat and grease, he's disgusting in every way.

[milkygear]

haha over 50 pounds he says

[koridak]

i weigh 2.5 cwclemonade twelve packs. each can of cwclemonade weighs roughly 4.2lbs what grocery store does he shop at

[koridak]

i did the conversions they each weigh around 9.003lbs.

[CherryVincent]

you'd think that with all the welfare checks and vidya games,he would AT LEAST buy some fucking exercise equipment.

Nice try fatty.

[Cenamark2]

Yeah Chris, you can find a nice set of dumbells for less than the cost of a video game. You can even find some at your local Good Will. Oh and get a jump rope, and make a video of yourself jump roping.

[Garlannd]

He has a "muscle bra" now so that won't do any good.

[GizmoGardenia]

whoa that could be me one pound at a time

[myez]

I guess this is what happens when a miscarriage comes back to life.

[dykyo]

he broke a sweat after 10 reps of 10 kilos at the most. Its fucking ridiculous.

[AmirtheJayJay]

im in a gym class, and we lift dumbells everyday. I know a fucking retart that can lift weight better than u can. U need to at least stand up, ressit gravity coming down and up (mostly down), and turn the cardboard sideways.but ofcourse, U wouldn't know becuase he hasnt worked out since high school. btw chris, its better to do more sets then reps. meaning if u do 51 reps in a row, u would be killing your muscles...if u were even working them, idiot

[EVILASSPIRANHA]

This channel isn't actually Chris. Go to the video on channel name "ChristianWChandler" if you feel like flaming him.

[AmirtheJayJay]

o ya lol

[LolTater]

The cans were empty.

[hogjawso9]

hey chris run 10 laps around your block. if you dont fall over with a heart attack after the first lap ill give you a fuckin cookie fatass hop to it.

[Zesazerty]

hes a beaaaaast

[TheJimmyMeow]

he starts finding it hard on the 4th rep.

[WriterfromNowhere]

... wait, what? He's sweaty after four minutes of lifting... drink cans....

Chris, get off your fat arse and do some PROPER exericise.

[GregPollard]

...lemonade...not even beer.

He can