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  • 110 people got a good look at Tucker's big thing.

  • NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! It's Blood Gulch!

  • Bow Chicka Wowoooowwww

  • OOH! I know my name, you can ask me, if you forget...

    Such a great Caboose line.

  • classic church

    

  • bow chicka bow wow

  • Tex: Just tell us what did you see?

    Church: Uh it was a really big thing.

    Tex: That was your story? you saw a big thing

    Tucker: Ahh my story had a big thing in it too, you just didn't give it enough time to develop

    Church: Well i didn't get a good look at it.

    Caboose: At Tucker's big thing

    Church: No. You dumbass. At the big thing in the base that attacked me, all i know is that it was slimey and it had a lot of big teeth

    Tucker: Kinky

    Church: Seriously dude, cut the shit.

  • @secrethero123 all of this concludes one thing: Church was raped

  • GRIF YELLING NO MADE YOUTUBE HAVE AN ERROR.....

    o wait, that happens ALL THE FUCKING TIME NOW

  • scared him to death lol

  • flood?

  • i didn't get a good look at it. at what? at tuckers big thing?  lolz

  • Hey Rooster Teeth I was wondering since I didn't have like time to watch all the videos you make WHICH ARE AWESOME!!!!!!! Can you send me a DVD full of every episode and that to in order so if you can pls message me

  • It's Church, what's the difference? His soal is MADE out of crap.

    ^LOL

  • i started to remember smosh in the end...

  • bow-chika-bow-wow

  • classic Church.

  • thumbs up if u were watching this then realized you forgot something

  • @crocksroks32 Haha so true

  • One of my favorite episodes!!!! xD

  • who plays donut and sarge?

  • @MrHostile45 matt hullum =sarge and dan godwin = donut

  • Is Tucker like SUPER horny i the making of this ep?

  • buddy i've watched all nine seasons in one day, big fucking deal!

  • Unlimited downloads=every season of rvb

  • BOWCHICYWOWOW!

  • I watched the first 3 seasons yesterday, but I ran out of time, so now, at 5AM, here I am.

  • Who voices Tucker?!?! someone answer me!! IT'S DRIVING ME MAD!

  • @doglover2711 Jason Saldana

  • @crystaljon Thank you!! I have been asking for ages but no one has been helpful!!

  • Tuckers sword looks like his thing XD i mean his sword: ==3 his thing: <=3

  • Did I read it? I already ruined it!

  • best episode!!!

  • stupid crap-for-soul.

  • tuckers changing as it moves on...

  • what is this even about anymore!?

  • Hey i heard you got sisters - bow chicka - or twins! - WOW WOW :) Lmfao

  • "at tuckers big thing" hahahaha

  • dang, all the way to episode 57 yesterday. now i know why i dont have friends...

  • thumbs up if your watching in 2011

  • @ninjagaidenrules1 no im Marty Mcfly and im watching this in 1955... still waiting for Doc to get that plutonium...

  • @ninjagaidenrules1 im watching in 2552

  • @xxx080899 2553 here. I'm so sorry I cant tel you whats going to happen to reach. :(.

  • @ninjagaidenrules1 and a half

  • I love Tucker's "bow chicka bow wow" that's one of the best things he's done in Red vs. Blue =D

  • Tex: I don't even remember your names half the the time...

    Caboose: I KNOW MY NAME,*whispers:*You can ask me if you forget.

    Gotta love ya caboose.

  • i really wanna see what would happen if the sailors showed up

  • premature perspiration

  • Classic Church~

  • i hate that fucking axe commesial!

  •  nipples.

  • Caboose knows his name, but he can't spell it.

  • Is it me, or:

    Caboose got dumber

    Church is more of an asshole

    Tucker is hornier

    Tex is less badass...

    Doc and Donut are getting gayer

    Sarge hates Grif more

    Simmons is a bigger kiss-up

    and everyone understands Lopez now...

  • @crockroks32 nah, Tex gets more badass in Revelations

  • @crockroks32 dude your so right

  • @crockroks32 tex is the same amount of badass

    and damn tucker is horonies

  • @stueeps1 No she's not. I'm not sure if you watched the later seasons, then you can say that, but other than that, Tex is not as badass as she was before.

  • @crockroks32 maybe not the last one

  • @DarkSymphony777 Maybe not the last one? That everyone understands Lopez now? It's true... lol

  • @crockroks32 really guess i have not caught that

  • @DarkSymphony777 Well, O'Malley is starting too, and the Reds will soon.

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  • @crockroks32 na id say donut is more girlier now it must be that lightish red armor

  • When Tucker says "Oh its Church , his soul is made out of crap" , that made me laugh but he killed the joke by saying "Stupid crap for soul"

  • 109 ppl have crap for souls

  • bow chicka bow wow , best line ever

  • i love Grif

  • crap for soul

  • bow chicka bow- oh storys over

  • I think I listened to tucker's bow chicka wow wow like 10 times before moving to the next episode >.<

  • cant believe it took 58 episodes before tuckers first Bow Chicka Bow wow!

  • @gamerfreak49 I coulda swore there was a bow chicka bow wow in one of the the first few!

  • In all honesty, I doubt tex is truly ugly, at the very most on the ugly scale, she's a butterface, because let's admit it, tex is a well trained mercenary, and probably runs on a very strict workout routine. . Which means that she is definitely toned.

  • omg i just finished 3 seasons in 1 day...... gong on 4 lol

  • An error has accorded, Please try again later, every single video , WTF IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @noobeable its your connection, mines like that all the time.

  • i miss caboose

  • code word dirtbag!

  • so this is the episode that started the "bow chicka wow wow"

  • " hey griff shut the fuck up"

  • i feel so sorry for griff

  • Bow chicka bow ow!

  • classic church

  • bowchicka bow wow i have watched every episode of rvb even season 9

  • I think donuts suit is getting to him.... He's turning into a gay caboose lol

  • My friends have been bugging me to watch this show for years and now i finally watched it and plan to watch them all within a 3 day duration.

    Church for the win!

  • lol caboose

    church;it was a big thing i didnt get a good look at it

    caboose;at tuckers big thing

  • caboose is my fav person in this! he sounds and acts like my twin brother XD

  • Grab it, pin it, love it. Bow chicka bow wow

  • I'M FUCKING ADDICTED TO THIS SHOW!

    

  • anyone notice thats the first time tucker says bow chicka bow wow :D

  • proud to say ive watched 57 episodes today...thats the first 3 seasons! and still goin

  • @TheGuitarguru123 dont forget to see new episodes at rvb site every monday =p 

  • @TheGuitarguru123 I've done the same thing!!! RVB MARATHON!!!! WOOOOO!!!!

  • @TheGuitarguru123 Me too :3

  • @TheGuitarguru123 same here

  • @TheGuitarguru123 doing the same

  • proud to say ive watched 57 episodes today...thats the first 3 seasons! and still goin

  • PAGE RAGE DOES NOT WORK FOR SHIT!!!

  • Tex: "Thats your story? You saw a big thing?"

    Tucker: "Uhh, m story had a big thing in it too. You just didnt give it time to develope."

    Church: "Well, I didn't get a really good look at it."

    Caboose: "At Tucker's big thing."

    XD I LOVE CABOOSE AND TUCKER!

  • bow chicka wow wow

  • Tucker is horny

  • Church: " Isnt Anyone Gona Ask Wheres Your Body Church?"

    Tex, Tucker: "What Happend To Your Body Church"

    Caboose: "What Happend To Somebody Church?..."

    Caboose always the odd one! i love it

  • So, Tucker finds weird, slimy things with teeth kinky.

    Rule 34 knows no bounds.

  • Blue vs. red is awesome!

  • Tucker was actually really funny this time

    

  • Church: "What The Fuck Was That"

    Caboose: "Hey Church"

    Tucker: "Hey"

    Tex: "Huh"

    Church: " Isnt Anyone Gona Ask Wheres Your Body Church?"

    Tex, Tucker: "What Happend To Your Body Church"

    Caboose: "What Happend To Somebody Church?..."

  • So I hear you got sisters bow chica who are twins bow wow

  • bow chica bow wow

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    lol

  • Anyone else accidentally skip to Revelations? xD

  • So I hear you got sisters, bow chika, who are twins, bow wow! I love Tucker.

  • SHUT UP TUCKER GOD DA**IT

  • wait till he sees hemorhage

  • Bowchicka bowwow!

  • Omg.... this is the episode that made tucker mah fav. :D

  • @tommyOmegaz omfg yes!

  • 3:58 epic screen shot

  • bow chika wow wow

  • I did get to the part where the sailors show up.

  • @HaloWarGears

    me too he's better than simon from the yogscast

  • HAHAHAHA that last one is hilarious because Burnie made that mistake himself in real life, recognising an ex-PORNstar as a model/actress.

    Man I love the DrunkTank podcast.

  • lmao..this is the first episode where Tucker said "Bow Chika Bow Wow"..it stuck with him for the rest of the series..except season 9..

  • BOW-CHICK-A-BOW-BOW

  • first bow ckicka bow wow of the series!!! xD

  • Yeap its official tex may look a like a guy but the she way moves and talks just gives me like what @trixytrix98 said a "ONLY THE BIGGEST ONE EVER"!!!

  • I think Tuckers story at 2:40 was more interesting than Churchs.

  • grif: NOOOOOOOOOOO (wines)

    donut: is he ever gunna stop screaming? hes been up there for hours.

    sarge:simmons! shut him up

    simmons: hey, grif! shut the fuck up! get down here and help us check out the base

    grif: noo! NOOOOOOO!! NOOOOO HHOOO HOOOO NOOOOO!

  • bow chicka bow wow

  • I want to kill Tucker......

  • @Fenrir160202 id kill donut

  • Church:Well i really didnt get a really good look at it Caboose:At tuckers big thing LMFAO!!!!

  • bow chick wow wow!!

    

  • why is Grif screaming????

  • @TakeInIT1 cuz they have returned to blood glutch

  • @UltiMateMexicAn15 i know but why is that bad?

  • @TakeInIT1 its bad for them cuz they have been stuck in that outpost like for 3 or 4 years

  • @UltiMateMexicAn15 Holy fucking donkey balls.... There is no  fucking "T" in GULCH

  • Three seasons in one night! WHOO!

  • 1st bow chicka bow wow ever.

  • Response to Tucker: (repeated head-desk until bleeding and sent to hospital for trauma to the head)

  • Classic Church. XD

  • 0:27 best shut the fuck up in history.

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

  • NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO!! (I guess his subscription to nintendo power ran out.

  • 109 people saw tucker's big thing.

  • you must have me confused with someone whose brave

  • Caboose makes me laugh soooo bad XD

  • bow chicka bow wow

  • i bet tucker could make a song w/ hiz famous line (bow-chicka-wowow)

  • Seriously dude, Cut the shit

  • 1:28 - 2:05 That pretty much described everything about Blue Team RvB FTW

  • *donut get me a sniper rifle*

  • Bow chika Bow wow!!

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  • I looked this up and some other dude had it and it had 0 dislikes y does this have 109???

  • @iseekursoul 109 people got and experimental surgery to have there balls removed by spartans

  • 109 people got scared out of their own body.

  • "I didn't get a good look at it."

    "At Tucker's big thing."

  • every time tucker finishes tex's sentences with bow chicka bow replace it wiith thts what she said

  • tucker was the best in this episode

  • Any one else have a boner for Tex?

  • @sk8erchick1858-*record scratch* O_O...

  • @sk8erchick1858 You've got a boner for an imaginary character

  • @sk8erchick1858 dude she's probably ugly as shit.

  • @sk8erchick1858 lol only if you're a masochist.

  • @sk8erchick1858 how do you get a boner of tex wen she looks like every one else

  • @sk8erchick1858 only the biggest one ever

  • @sk8erchick1858 Reading your comment and after that, your username makes me really confused.

  • @Aratimb agreed

  • @Aratimb She's probably a shemale

  • @Aratimb Girls get girl boners.