beauty n de beast (funny version)

[BakaCookie]

The toothpaste thing gets me every time. XD

[skw3rl]

Beauty haggles with the release of her father with the beast by offering some awesome chinese dishes -- suckling pig and roast goose and delish stuff like that. There is a running joke involving how neither beauty or her father have brushed their teeth for days so they smell bad. :D

[heiyue97]

it almost sounds like the real thing...besides the beast of course...

[HisLittleStalker]

umm translating please

[doremi502]

OMG que lingua é esta ?

[UnknownAngeI]

OMG 5 CHICKENS!

[ForgottenLoversUnite]

How was this being racist? O.o

If you understood cantonese; then you'd find this pretty funny,tbh xD!

ahaha; love it :']

[Lirit23]

they were removed I guess cause their no longer here

[ABCba5tard]

u agree n im chinese :(

i feel offended

[bhtrb456546]

This is so funny

[ABCba5tard]

racist

m chinese

[bhtrb456546]

It's only a joke take it easy

You're so freaking serious geez

[cozo777]

lol it's soooo funny!!!

[loweiyuan]

Translation part 6:

Belle: Brush my teeth? You have toothpaste?

Beast: Toothpaste in all flavors, baby.

Belle: Really?

Beast: Follow me.

Translated by:

Eatdinnerplates

[loweiyuan]

Translation part 5:

Dad: No, no, not the Dafouhou. Please, please, anything but that. I need to get to Chinatown.

Belle: *cries*

Candle: uh, uh. If you think about it, you cant finish the pork by yourself. Save me the pigs toe, that I can have a few licks? Better than wasting good food.

Beast: grrrr

Belle: *sobs* Dont come near me! I havent brushed my teeth in 10 days! My breath is worse than yours!

Beast *contemplates* Ill take you to brush your teeth.

[loweiyuan]

Translation part 4:

Belle: Well, I have no choice. Im selling my dad.

Beast: Deal!

Dad: Belle, dont sell Daddy, please.

Belle: Piss off.

Dad: Bellllleee.

Belle: Bye bye, la.

Dad: Please, please let me go.

Beast: Shut your trap. *orders carriage* Sell him in Dafouhou

[loweiyuan]

Translation part 3:

Belle: ehhat most, Ill add on (pork?)

Beast: Youre saying, youll add ...(pork?)

Dad: Noo Belle! Its too expensive.

Belle: High class pork. The best one.

Beast: You wish.

Beast: At the very least, two more roast ducks!

Belle:you really eat that much?

Belle: *gasp*

Dad: He really eats tons! Hell eat you into bankruptcy!

[loweiyuan]

Translation part 2:

Belle: Then why mention my breath?

Beast: *ROAR*

Belle: What's going on? Are we filming a movie?

Beast: We're filming (playing with) your life!

Belle: Don't screw me. If you need to fuck, fuck my dad.

Beast: Ain't no good screwing your dad.

Belle: Ain't no good screwing me either. Here, smell my breath, doesn't it stink?

Beast: PU,it stinks!

Belle: if you let me go, I'll treat you to dinner. 5 chickens!

[kimji]

actually, where the beast says "we're filming (playing with) your life!", it actually means "filming my ass".

[122kc122]

@kimji erm... i dont think it does... unless you mean something else.... or my cantonese is rubbish xD

[loweiyuan]

Translation part 1: Belle: What the hell? Why is it freaking dark here? Is anyone here? Dad: Belle? Candle: ehh? Sis? Dad: Quickly get me out of here! Belle: Why should I care? Dad: *coughs* Belle: If anyones getting out, Im getting out first Dad: *gasp* Why does your breath suddenly stink? Belle: I havent brushed my teeth in 10 days! Dad: Its useless telling me. Theres no toothpaste here.

[diessemia]

lol every1 knows the freaking meaning

[xina811]

Why was that funny?

[8522mate]

what's its translation? Why is it funny?

[lokaxfeli]

hahahaha!!!

I go 10 days without washing the teeth!

hahahaa!!!

[IwannabeaROCKstar14]

yo me go hikle mahagey boyeah no lay so cho mo gingondegyay! moyhogo chooowoowooooaudh

[zadoulawei]

erm... y do u put it in cantonese version???

[pinkiejo95]

wen i got de vid it wz oredi in cantonese version...

[kalitxalovejohnny]

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