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  • QOTD: NOOOO

  • I live in AL and we don't talk that fucking country

  • im pretty sure it was the 15th amendment because the 14th was the one that transfered the bill of rights to also apply to states....

  • Is there a term for a person obsessed with Phillip DeFranco? Like, a Beliber, but for someone with talent?

  • @animeloverful1234 Well were known as the defranco nation or just the nation if thats what ur after?

  • 0:42 Poo!

  • Blue M&M's are evil....

  • Pure bullshit. Perfect example of how incompetent scientists get the word out to braindead news reporters and the general public gets misinformed. If you actually read the details of the study, the dye tested on the mice or rats (Brilliant Blue G) were injected into them. But tthe dye used in M&M's is FDC Blue #1 aka Brilliant Blue... no G. Brilliant Blue and Brilliant Blue G are NOT the same thing. M&Ms are EATEN. You still believe it works? Then you can inject yourself with untested chemicals.

  • The KKK started because blacks were raping and committing crimes and the north wouldn't do anything about it and they were like that's what you get so they invented there own justice. just thought you should now that. nowdays... there different.

  • 0:00 derp

  • LOOK HIS EYES HE STAND UNDER DRUGS ^^

    Kuckt seine Augen der hat gekifft ^^

  • best ending EVER! lol

  • I saw an article on the blue dye thing back when it was discovered -- the side effect is that if you take enough of the dye to stop the swelling that causing the injury, you actually turn blue.

  • He didn't kill dogs with his bare hands. Its dog fighting. America can shut the fuck up about how it was wrong because really... What don't we kill?

  • @TheGoozer14 Dogs

  • hey i know this is an old video but my answer to the qotd is...... FUCK MICHAEL VICK !!!!!THAT MOTHER FUCKER KILLS PIT BULLS FOR FUN!!!! I TOUGHT MY PIT BULL TO RIP PICTURES OF HIS HEAD APART!!!!! and this has been my answer.

  • they kill dogs in china... we kill cows and pigs and shit all the time whats wrong with killing dogs with your bare hands everyone needs a hobby...

  • Shane Dawson is a herb

  • Bla bla bla...

    Hahaha XD

  • wtf this dude gets all his views from fake thumbnails and titles....

  • @ToriandLexy then don't watch them? it says who made the video to you know :O and lots of people watch them because he's actually funny and tells important news in a very non boring vibrant way.

  • @srsly101 ok then...you dont have to be rude.but i didnt even say anything...how many of his videos actually have the right title and thumbnails though??

  • @ToriandLexy didn't mean to be rude, and the titles and thubnails aren't " wrong" per say, the titles are often just the stories of the hot women, and the thumbnails are of said hot women. i personally, will not complain about seeing said women.

  • @ToriandLexy: Very true. His videos are mostly just him talking...but look at his thumbnails. He's not even in most of them; they just show celebrities and such. Very misleading. Normal Youtubers have to choose between 3 frames from our videos, to keep us from selecting misleading thumbnails. Yet the "top" Youtubers are allowed to use misleading ones on a consistent basis.

  • i just realized people hated phil in his early vids , they are such tools lol now they prob want all his free shit lol 

  • lol i saw that same commercial but it was for men!

  • That shaping device will probably serve as a second device to enjoy girls lonely day, sry to post this but honestly that was the first thing I had in my mind.

  • crazzy guy

  • Ohhhh this was he first sxephil video i ever watched <3

  • But dont tell Shanedawson.

  • lol woof, i know

  • slow down XD

  • 20:18 you can see puppy ears on the right sleeve of phil....

  • the other colours probably kill u

  • ya, fighting dogs...wtf wow thats just sooo bad, lol, i dont think he shoulda even went to jail

  • @billib try googling vick & what he really did.... asshole shoulda been covered in a can of dog food & tied to a fence... here, doggy, doggy! come and get your nice warm manflesh right here!

  • Don't eat M&Ms! The company that makes them, Mars, funds cruel animal testing. Just look up "mars animal testing".

  • @maskedtruther Or just don't eat them because they're giant high fructose sugarbombs that will rot your teeth and make you fat.

  • @Fehnrique of course

  • Snl made fun of the shake weight :)

  • Omg I thought its gonna be a show or something like KassemG but its not , talking , talking , talking booring.

  • Wow... That poor deaf man.. How terrifying it must have been for a man with the mental capacity of a ten year old to have that done to him for no apparent reason.

  • Randomly clicked pause when I realized it was a sxephil video, didn't wanna hear his fuckin' voice again, and I got a screencap of Phil looking like he's high as a kite having an orgasm. Disturbing and funny at the same time. Almost a win :]

  • @Pandiemonium Cool Story, Bro.

  • let vick burn in hell

  • vick should burn in hell since he killed those dogs!! NO MO'NFL FO U BITCH!!! lol

  • what was with the shanedawson thing at the end?

  • Pause it on 0:10

  • Hey follow up the link here

    villainsecrets . blogspot . com ppl

  • i think Vick should die the same way he killed those dogs

  • i think michael should not be alout back in the nfl because should learn his punishment. And also if they let him back he mite go ack and do the same thing again!!!!

  • the shake thing looks like a vibrator!! i think..?????

  • hugh grant wannabe

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  • @GeiiRox WTF is wrong with you! You know just as well as I do that if he killed a human it'd clearly be way different ! Regardless of what it SHOULD be ! obviously killing dogs is not as serious as killing another person so don't even try and say that !

  • @GeeTACmystery92 You'd disagree if you were a dog.

  • No! That bastard should rot in hell!

  • killing dogs with his bare hands? WTF?

  • @geeTACmystery92 I am definetely jealous of the ass hole who kills dogs by drowning and choking him

  • vick never killed any dogs with his bare hands. its dogfighting. that shit should be legal anyway. good job sending him to philly were dogfighting is very popular. im sure its a good fit for him.

  • Qotd: NO man

  • they used to say the red dye'd m&m's caused cancer, nuff said.

  • no michael vicks a fuck i hate him

  • i see no reason he shouldnt play. i am not a fan of his, but he has served his time

  • Throw him into a pool full of dogs and let them decide it between themselves.

  • Fuck you retards! Vick made a bad decission like we all have! No reason to hate on him! He served his time so fuck off! Don't hate cuz youre fucking jealous!!

  • @GeeTACmystery92 Yeah, cus everybody is totally jealous of a guy who kills dogs. He made a bad decision... WTF? No he didn't make a bad decision, he made the decision to end the life of something else that's living! If a player went out and killed someone, would they be allowed back to play?

  • @GeiiRox I totally agree with you. People don't take animal cruelty as seriously as they should. It's sickening.

  • o__o He killed dogs with his bare hands!? WTF.

  • he didnt serve his time he served the alotted time he needs to spend life

  • fuck.vick. that bastard ought to spend at least 5 years in jail and NEVER play again. what a fucking douchebag!

  • no more michel vick

  • wow poor deaf guy

  • how can he breathing>

  • Wow, the deaf man...

  • Vick shouldnt be back in the NFL

    He shouldve been killed

    Let alone making millions of dollars again

  • "Don't tell Shane Dawson he get's jealous!" LOL!

  • u r weird

  • QOTD: FUCK NO!

  • 1:48 "Specificicly made for womans" well yea, it looks like she is faping of a penis xD

  • thats lol cuz red m&ms use to be linked to cancer... perhaps they made the blue ones to help balance it out xD

  • @AdlersShadows touche /:)

  • why are people arguing on a 5 month old sxephil video lol??

  • @PhillyBlunt6988 1 year, 1 month and 7 days old

  • @PhillyBlunt6988

    mmmm...HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @PhillyBlunt6988 Can i smoke your name?

  • @23chrisskate23 Of course..

  • @PhillyBlunt6988 cuz Phil never stop being awesome no matter how old the vid in question is =P

  • lol! poor Shane Dawson!

  • michael vick is stupid, ew

    hes like hitler.

    maybe he is hitler...

    ew

  • penis feature this in your vid or i will sit here and be botherd by it but go lay down and do nothing about it . youve been warned!`~this aint no threat haters

  • no i was a fan of vick but now i hate that fucker!

  • no fuck vick

  • i love watching the videos as much as i love watching trolls get pissed off i.e "burkesellers". I also love how stupid you make yourself sound by actually writing "alabamerr"....

  • Troll: a supernatural creature (either a dwarf or a giant) that is supposed to live in caves or in the mountains. Wow. You're cool. I typed "alabamerr" because I was "portraying" how people "think" about the "south." You have no clue who I am, so let's not pick a fight. Judging by your name, well, I have no clue what you're trying to say, Mr. ZeroBahamutxRR. When you were typing that response, you we're probably thinking, "Ooh I just got him!" Well, you didn't. You made yourself look stupid.

  • hey mik vik is beast hes just needed

  • How dare you talk about Alabama, Phil. Fuck you. I'm from Huntsville, Al (Sorry, I meant Huntsville Alabamerr) and I hate how people like you portray the south (particularly Alabama). I was a fan of yours until now. If everyone from Alabama is stupid and ignorant, then everyone from New York is a stuck up bitch who likes to take dicks in the ass. Once again, fuck you.

  • @burkesellers so because the douchebag of the day was from your state, you hate phil? cause he didn't make any jokes about rednecks, stupid people (other than the studifity of the Douchebags) or of your ignorance (which you've cleary shown here)

    was it because he said alabama in a southern accent? Its very similar to how the majority of southerners talk. I should know, having traversed through many southern states due to family.

    So Mr. inbred hillbilly ignorant douchbag, fuck you

  • Now looking back at it, I realize that Phil wasn't targeting Alabama, just those particular cops, so I'll control my insults at you and that bitch ZeroBahamutxRR. Take it or leave it. No need for the inbred hillbilly ignorant douchbag, fuck you. (P.S. you spelled douchebag wrong). I just hate how a lot of people portray the south as hillbillies and rednecks. Sure, I speak in a country accent. Does that lower my IQ? No. And props on the insults, how long did it take you to type that reply?

  • @burkesellers The whole point of my comment was to make you realize what you said before was stupid. The only reason I used the inbred hillbilly....ect was for the simple reason that you were completely filling that sterotype of a drunken retard redneck... I call them like I see them. Not like I'm making fun of southern people for their accent (thats an idiotic reason to hate someone) but the message brought does push for or against sterotypes. the whole "Fuck you New Yorker" scream douchebag

  • Oh I see. There's 2 sides to every story, so don't worry about it. And I'm 14, so a "drunken retard redneck" I'm not. Do you have two profiles? Went from Kolon00000 to UltimateGlutton...? Oh well, let's be best friends :) lol

  • wow....no wonder I LUV BLUE! xD

    <333

    Wow...those officers should be really sorry....if not I want someone to kick their asses.

    WTF...why r u waring glasses? I like 'em. xD I'm a hypocrite...I wear glasses 2.

  • i dont think michael vick should be allowed to play in the NFL again.

    bernie mac stole millions from people and was sentenced to life imprisonment, michael vick was sentenced to 3 fucking years in prison

    now i have to ask you, how much is a dogs life worth to you, millions of dollars or the 2500 dollars that michael vick payed

  • Bernie Mac? Bernie Mac has never been to jail. ever. and died one year ago. Did you mean Bernie Madoff?

  • oh yeah sorry, im stupid =P

  • i mean, bernie madoff

  • phil your so hot. i miss your long hair. </3

  • I used the shakeweight before..... ripped a guys dick right off.

  • what is up with the glasses??

  • i want phils glasses.

  • Hahaa my dad moved to where I live for the KkK

  • hmm..... i lived in Alabama (not Mobile) and i don't remember ANYTHING about a police doing that! but wow!! and that shake don't work.......

  • Fuck Murderer Micheal Vick!!! Burn in Hell!!!

  • His voice sounds like Nick Swardson a bit...

  • What has the world come to

  • the world has come to be a pice of shit

  • nothing makes sense anymore!!!!! LMAO

  • 1:50 lol handjob training ;)

  • If he had any other occupation, he wouldn't be allowed to.

    so, fuck no.

  • I thought that vick did his time, he should get one more chance. Oh yea he did already

  • i hate vick!!!!

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  • OMG I LOVE YOUR STAIRS PHILIP I'D LOVE TO RUN UP THEM (until ill fell down, then i'd be annoyed and hate them )

  • who? vick? if you mean vick then yes i agree

  • You blinked 133 times in this video.

    Fact

  • i think its freakin awesome that you took your time to count his eye blink you know im subscribing to you just for that comment

  • wtf

  • @kimberlool haha xD

  • @kimberlool you actually counted holy shit dude that's awesome

  • @kimberlool omfg :D!

  • i dont like sports so i dont care if he does

    and YES TRON

  • Fuck no that douchbag shouldn't go back to the NFL

  • lol you look like spike feresten with those glasses on!

  • lol the day before Vick joined the Eagles, my teacher was like 'if any football team adds Micheal Vick to their team i swear on my grandmothers grave, i will stop watching football'. lol good times

  • i agree with Disturbed. Fuck Michael!

  • you have a really cool name, I wish my name had a De in it

  • lol wow thats funny shit, and as far as the blind death guy TF were they thinkin

  • Deaf. Death is what makes you dead.

  • the kkk is soft

    fuck that shit

  • 2:12

  • I have a Rednose American purebred Pitbull and I can honestly say he's by far the best dog I've ever owned. He's very well mannered and obedient and he's an excellent watchdog. I smile when people are intimidated by him because he's so FuKn friendly that if a stranger did get near him he'd prolly piss with excitement all over them.....But anyways ontot the Michael DICk ordeal with the NFL well he should be held down and covered in steak sauce and have pitbulls eat his ass alive! FucK VIC!!!

  • micheal vick should be tied down to a railroad track with salami covering while a thousand vicious and starving dobermens and rotwilers are enclosed w/ him

  • vick and play, but he should have 50% of his earnings go to dog shelters around the world.

  • ummm.....is it possible to have a hard on after watching the tron video eventhough i don't have a penis?

  • Michael Vick should have his face shaved off with a cheese grater and dunked into a bucket of lemon juice

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHA! thats ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! :D

  • your fucking sick

  • He definatly disserves to go back in. I don't see the big idea. To kill a dog is as bad as to kill a deer or a posom. We do it all the time.

  • he didnt just kill them, he tortured them and killed them for no reasonbut his own entertainment

  • ....maybe if your a sociopath with no regard for the life of another creature... o.O

  • COME ON DON'T BE DISSIN' ALABAMA  IT'S BORING BUT HEY IT'S HOME.....WERE NOT all STUPID TEE HEES

  • No, but you are all crazy christian homophobes and republicans.

  • Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey Chim chim cher-ee! A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey Chim chim cher-oo! Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you Or blow me a kiss and that's lucky too Now, as the ladder of life 'as been strung You might think a sweep's on the bottommost rung Though I spends me time in the ashes and smoke In this 'ole wide world there's no 'appier bloke
  • when michael vick dies i bet hes going to be in a world where all the dogs that he killed would be there and would rip him apart and torture him forever.

  • i love how his dog barks when he starts to talk about vick.

  • Michael vick should be raped by Bob Sapp

  • lmfao!!

  • I love in Mobile.

    There are some stupid mofos here.

  • i think he should be allowed to play but , hopefully karma gets him... A BIGGER DOG WILL KILL HIM WITH HIS BARE ??? HANDS ???????????????????

  • phil soo cute lolz ::L

  • phil..u might get mad... but i told shane.

  • lol mobile alabama

  • Vick served time for his crime. The process was legal, and by the book. If you don't like it, change the laws, get involved. Otherwise grab some pizza and beer, and watch the games.

  • man...i cant breath = =

  • sexi Phill

  • lmao he should be on my highschool football team. we;re going to play a team called the bulldogs =P

  • i have no idea who he is but um NO i don't think ha should play

  • yes GO EAGLES!

    lol

  • i say fuck him, he shouldn't be allowed to do what he loves because of all the cruelty and suffering he imposed on innocent creatures. I KNOW THEY'RE JUST DOGS, but think about it... if he can do that shit to a dog, should he even be allowed to have kids? Plus, how bad is that going to make the NFL look, that they have dog fighters playing for them?

  • well he killed dogs!! and a scientist actually can contribute to the world vick plays football which is just tv

  • guess what! OF COURSE WE THE EAGLES TAKE HIM hes a pretty good player but hes not a great person... i know people are gunna say to me the eagles suck MEH to you! i just like my states teams so plz dont hate my comment and great show phil

  • lmao *bark*..i knoow.