VeggieTales: Monkey Silly Song

[Puffleriki]

136 people are apes......

[davideocrack]

I no longer let my children watch vegetable tales because of this episode which clearly promotes the idea of human evolution from monkeys / apes.

[purplewowies]

@davideocrack ...How? All Larry is doing is applying logic from one piece of his knowledge to everything (which is actually something that small children do: ever seen a kid call a cow or something a dog? That's because it conforms to the kid's stored "rules" for dogs).

What if I said, "if it doesn't have a stem, it's not an apple; if it doesn't have a stem, it's not an apple, it's a crepe." By your logic, that promotes the idea that we evolved from apples/crepes.

[purplewowies]

@davideocrack ...How? All Larry is doing is applying logic from one piece of his knowledge to everything (which is actually something that small children do: ever seen a kid call a cow or something a dog? That's because it conforms to the kid's stored "rules" for dogs).

What if I said, "if it doesn't have a stem, it's not an apple; if it doesn't have a stem, it's not an apple, it's a crepe." By your logic, that promotes the idea that we evolved from apples/crepes.

[insertusednamehere0]

@davideocrack GASP. THEY SANG A SONG ABOUT MONKEYS AND APES. CLEARLY, THIS IS A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE THAT TEACHES ABOUT EVOLUTION INSTEAD OF A SIMPLE DIFFERENTIATION BETWEEN TWO DIFFERENT ANIMALS. EVERYONE, DOCK AND COVER AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

/sarcasm

[celina6cg15]

Haha *gasp* it's a monkey!

[RALLYX19]

Faaaaaggggggooooottttt

[peanutgirl4ever]

I AM AN APE!

[steve101574]

Bob is a MONKEY

[ButterflyCarrier]

This totally made me fail my zoology exam xD

[rstudiman]

This video is a ape.

[HorticultureShow]

my kids love the veggie tales!

[fussyPIPE]

NOT A MONKEY in big giant letters

[0123akky]

Well, actually, if it doesn't have a tail it could be an old world monkey...

[robertburkhart991]

my kid loves this song, kinda curious if they are starting to mix in a lil evolution into their stories how tho or im just reading to much into the silly song lol

[GorillasandApes]

what about gorillas! wheres the part about gorillas.

[Wario102]

This looks like it has been made in 2012

[xD10059]

ppl just make sure u understand that they aren't saying that

larry miss understood the lady at the zoo meant that if its in the ape family if it has a tail its a money if it doesn't have a tail its a ape

[xD10059]

129 ppl have tails well at least they act like it....

[novak2031]

so my cat is a monkey? and a comet is a monkey?

[FunkyRandomMunky11]

y am i watchin this?

[captshark]

DORITOS FLYING MONKEY. So cute!

[ZessXX]

Mean Person: God, you look like such a monkey!

Me: I'm not a monkey, I'm an ape.

Mean Person: Wha?

Me: Haven't you seen Veggietales? If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape.

Mean Person: O_e

[ZessXX]

Veggietales Silly Songs...

in foreign languages! ^_^

[nellie2581]

Great

[TheRipiry]

fake and gay

[ShibbyMo]

@TheRipiry What? It is a cartoon! A Christian cartoon! Meant to teach kids while keepingthem stimulated with the silly songs with Larry. You have no heart and need to watch a few episodes.

VEGGIETALES RULE SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!

[daniellek0]

I broke the replay button

[lpsdog55]

larry wut you saw wus not a monkey it wwus a cow

[KlaineLuneville]

@lpsdog55 You just ruined it.

[666pounder27]

how cute!

[lundmeredith]

🐮 NOT A MONKEY

[veggietalesluva1]

Luv this song sooooooo much!!!!!!! Gotta lyv larry!! Hugs and kisses to Larry

[MrZook12]

sooooooooooooo adictive great anyway can you tell me more veggie tale

[BellalinasCourage]

LOL!!!! Best... Song... Evah!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperBarrelHorse]

Larry: Let me look. Is it an ape?

Bob: Larry this is a disaster.

Larry: It's a monkey

Bob: Larry that's a cow

Larry: That was exhilarating. Let's find more.

Haha

[SuperBarrelHorse]

If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, even if it has a monkey kind of shape. If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey. If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape. Singing this out loud to my family and they are looking at me like I'm nuts. Haha!

[FrankieGraceMusic]

@SuperBarrelHorse Ahh someone else who understands me!!(':

[arturoheredia1965]

It is so funny lol ;b said nidia

[arturoheredia1965]

It's. So funny :b

[TheAlex20396]

give me thumbs

[RandomandBizarre]

Mom: 'Hey Honey! How was school?'

Me: 'School was great Mom.' *sits on the couch*

Mom: 'So...what did you learn today?'

Me *looks at Mom seriously* 'Weeelll...today I learned that..if it doesn't have a tail, it's not an monkey...*leans toward Mom and whispers*it's an ape'

[MrCommanderman]

"but a kite has a tale!"

"Then its a monkey!"

[juaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1]

:dorian:

[mrandresito2000]

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

[StarBlaze8447]

I love how when Bob says the camera doesn't have a tail, Larry yells like...."If it doesn't have a tail it's not monkey, if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, it's an APE!!!!!!!!!!!" O:-

[juz4410]

haha i remember being a grommet getting up in vegie tales

[MidnightsanitariumTV]

is it animal abuse to spank your monkey

[jedimoon22]

If it does't have a tail its not monkey even if it monkey kind of shape. If it doesn't have a tail its not a monkey if it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey its an ape!!!!! =D

[TeenTitainsLov]

It was catchy, but he obviously didn't understand what the zoo lady ment

[crazyei8htsGH5]

If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey; if it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey, it's an ape.

[superjoe216]

I like going to childrens videos then saying this...Castrate.

[juster2264]

Dear Larry, a nickel, being a coin, has a tail. Therefore, it's a monkey.

[TooTurte]

that was exhilerating! lets find more! lol

[TooTurte]

YOU ARE ALL APES

[MissLovettsHorse]

What I want to know is how they found a cow small enough to fit on a counter top.

[kingdomgirl88]

"Not a monkey" LOL!

[starwarslover015]

these keep getting weirder

[812jessmess]

.... it was a monkey

[Care4UrDog]

Does Bob even know what a monkey is?

[FrabjousRewRew]

What cow moves that fast?

[cookiebeh12]

They were a lucky few! How often do you see a cow in a jungle?! XD

[meganweaver7373]

if it has a tail its a monkey, if it doesn't have a tail its not a monkey its an ape

that was exilerating

[FacebookQueen]

I <3 monkeys :)

[25freakyfresh]

the fuck?!?!?!



[shelbykat0803]

what about all the other animals with tails that mean it is a monkey

[kaikiyukionna27]

@shelbykat0803 If it's a nickel or a salad or a pillow, if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape!

[thebraysmusic]

lol :)

[kristiegh]

I like VeggieTales more than my 2 year old daughter...cracks me up!

[agapereign]

@kristiegh How about I don't have any children at home anymore and still watch them. LOL

[FoolishFantasys]

the flashing sigh "NOT A MONKEY"

[WTFismyname1934]

Larry: Its a monkey! NOT A MONKEY NOT A MONKEY NOT A MONKEY

Bob: Uh... larry, thats a cow...

[JoseCarioca101]

LOL

[violinbeauty1]

i hummed this during science class once. i got a LOT of stares XD

[tazolson]

As seen on the transformers wiki?

[rklover13]

Bob is just not getting it.

[kateyparis]

i from now on will call a cow a monkey and sing this song to anything with a tail starting with my cats........hey freckles, your a monkey

[UndercoverKadaj]

a kite has a tail.... its a monkey! xD

[Switchfootfreak99]

I'm totally Larry, thinking up crazy stuff. And my bff is totally Bob saying I'm an idiot.

[imanipinkpoet]

i love it!!!

[kaikiyukionna27]

I lost it when larry said a comma was a monkey. xD

[JadeLexus1996]

I've listened to this song sooo many times! xD

[sweezamuffin]

A kite has a tail! ITS A MONKEY!!!!!!!

[Ethirian]

100 people missed the 'like' button.

[cookiemonsterlove90]

@Ethirian yeah i hate when that happens! Once i was trying to click "Like" but i hit dislike! =(

[Ferblover121420]

Sounds like Doofenshmirtz!

[ehyoutiger]

lol oops on my other comment

[ehyoutiger]

whether its a nickel or a salad or a pillow if it doesn`t have a tail its not a monkey o

[EugeneLoza]

If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey! Even if it has a monkey-kind of shape. If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey! If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, it's an ape!!!

[TheBoyCrazies1]

Larry kinda sounds like Spongebob!! lol

[SylvurZero]

98 people don't have tails...

[raingirl1996]

the cameras an ape??? :)

[MultiPaddyCakes]

@raneran10 We evolved from apes.

[EugeneLoza]

@MultiPaddyCakes Cameras also evolved from apes. But comets and tomatoes evolved from monkeys!!!

[iLuvHawkNelson88]

@MultiPaddyCakes no we didn't, silly! :)

[lacrosserox07]

Lol

[sugarsmilesandsorrow]

Haha this is our choir warm-up. (:

[DelpChick3]

::cow comes out:: NOT A MONKEY

[dallasjcoppock]

2:02 It's a monkey.

[xxSkittlezGoRawrxx]

Must... hug... the.... Tomato Monkey! :DDD

[benmary9]

if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey. end of story. does that mean my kitty is a monkey

[BrazillianHotti9]

I almost died laughing from 1:55 - 2:06 hahaha

[2311liam]

is it an ape or is it a monkey

[FJDAfamily]

Odd, the swinging creature had a tail...

[LilSugarMama2010]

Gyfd

[DJTinez13]

@raneran10 no um since when does it say that we evolved from "monkeys" ( you meant apes that's what people think ) we share a common ancestor never was it said by a scientists that we evolved apes it is said we have a common ancestor which can be proven considering we share % 98.5 of the same genes u have just been intellectually dominated

[artist4christ26]

@DJTinez13 no, that makes about as much sense as us sharing a "common ancestor" with mice.(95% same genes). God just created us with similar dna to animals. I hoped I answered some questions.

[DJTinez13]

@artist4christ26 Evolution states that all animals evolved at some point from prior less complex species. Thus if you go back far enough logic would tell us that humans apes and rodents must have had a common ancestor.

[Mikey4536]

@raneran10 then did we evolve from apes ? ......

[thewildtwosum]

@Mikey4536 yeah lol we did

[Mikey4536]

@thewildtwosum hahaha i knew it ! :)

[maplenic]

"I think there's something wrong with your logic Larry..."

Wait... what logic?

[chelseafox20]

@maplenic FUCK LOGIC



[kosza4321]

that was exhilerating! lets find more!

gotta love larry :L

[Mikey4536]

OMG !! i would LOVE to be one of the ppl that got to be the voice of a veggie tales charecter (espiacially larry)

[mxgirl918]

i love how Larry is always thinking up crazy stuff while Bob is at his side trying so hard to talk some sense into him xD

[Inuyashasgirl8]

I called my snake a monkey....and she bit me....

[sickboy99ful]

love your user name pooh bear is my life

[DisneyPoohBear1024]

I love this. I am a children's pastor and have had this playing in the office at our church since I found it this morning. I'm surprised I haven't driven the senior pastor and the associate pastor that are here today crazy with playing it again and again.

[TheMagicalHippies]

this is so random

[NexonCombatArmsFan]

lmao pause at 1:56

[AceS4289]

Thats my logic. If it swims underwater it's a fish..

[ehyoutiger]

OMG bob is a monkey

[ehyoutiger]

I love this

[66speedreed66]

The first time a heard this song i sung it for like a week! I drove everyone NUTZ

[beybaktube10]

" if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey. Even if it has a monkey kinda shape. If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey it's an ape." Lol! :)

[MrTHECLASSICPRO]

Lol

[ranbowstr]

So were a ape?!??!?!?

[strymnky4evr]

What if it's a no tail monkey?

[nekutime]

NOT A MONKEY NOT A MONKEY NOT A MONKEY NOT A MONKEY.

[TheMagicalHippies]

how did i get here?????

[smoshlovingdragon]

@TheMagicalHippies Im thinking the same thing

[ramorgan713]

im a ape

[mzcookiemonsterz]

DAMN monkey dosent sound like a word any more

[348joey]

It is an odd cow. Swinging through tress and such.

[iZimTehBloxxer]

There was a monkey in the ad. The irony.

[DamnageControl]

This is the best silly song yet!

[misswatson2009]

So does this mean that are language is made up of monkey words and ape words o_o

[ALfan5256]

I LOVE THIS!!!!! IT MAKES ME GIGGLE :):):)

[yawdie25]

my fav part is the not a monkey part.

[Arrovvspear]

lol I just youtube'd monkey randomly and clicked the first video...

[TheNarniaFreak]

My favorite part of this video is when Larry says "That was exhilerating. Let's find more!" He sounds almost exactly like my little 5-year-old cousin! :D

[totallycoolboy]

Really? A beer advertisement on a Veggie Tales video?

[numbuh407]

Thinking about it, that is a ridiculously small cow... I mean, monkey

[rtszwa08281]

Funny

[Jkn127]

wait so larry and bob are apes! I get it now :D thanks larry!!

[isaidwombo]

pause at 0:57 IT'S A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1999Aubrey]

ooga booga isn't that a monkey? booga wooga isn't that an ape?

[isaidwombo]

Bob looks way better in a tail!

[Christiangirl727]

stuck in my head...."if it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey its an ape!"

[curiousbop98]

At 0:35 you can tell it is a monkey!

[kaniykilu]

92 people had a very unhappy childhood :(

[ILovePaulimcool]

92 people are jelous cuz they are apes, and bob is a monkey

[xWolfyChanx]

WOO HOO EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE IS AN APE BESIDES MY DOG :DDDD

[mxgirl918]

lol...so typical of duos: a smart sensible guy and his dimwit sidekick :D

[Missmusicmaster432]

@mxgirl918 No, it's more like the dimwit leader and the sensible smart guy sidekick.

[DragonBallZKai5]

Wait... So.. My Refridgerator Is An Ape? O_O

[tootsiepop825]

im a monkey

[MissRayxx]

Like if u heard this on 98fm!!

[crakerjack3]

im 16 and its funny, i miss veggie tales

[slhowe07]

lary has a point

[Cedricdoodlehopper]

My dog's a monkey.

[elizabethilla]

dont ferget a cow is not a cow its a monky

[cuttipie1000]

i dont want to be a ape!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MissHappyNarwhal]

Has a tail = monkey.

Doesn't have a tail = ape.

I am learning so much.

[hplover226]

@MissHappyNarwhal I agree. . .

[funkymonkey1318]

91 people can't tell if it's a monkey or an ape.

[8lexiiboo]

does that make me an ape??

[Ichamjag]

this was hiLARRYus