Don't call me....

[strangecharm7]

your little "you can call me" guy looks eerily similar to wybe from the latest coraline movie

[NevermoresLostRaven]

You look a lot like Ash in this video.

[hellasuper197]

hi, my name is evi...but you can call me tonight c;

[LunaCrets]

I was asked by someone in my class "What do you prefer to be called?" o.o and I thought he was calling me like a Tranny or something...since (even though I am chubbyish) I look like a girl at times @.@

[bryantleonard95]

My biggest pet peeve in language is when people say "ecspecially" instead of "especially."

And I liked the old fashioned games, but I also am kinda digging Black and White, too. But, by far, my favorite games were (Heart)Gold and (Soul)Silver.

And yes, I realize this video is a year and four months old, but I am a level 100 troller and I am damn proud!

[TheChappaquiddick]

Too damn cute!

[MissMayILove]

WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY OH MY GOODNESS I AM GOING TO PISS MYSELF.

[xxnonyabidnezxx7]

slutty goal :P

[heyitsrissa]

About once every month or two months, my group of friends gets together and we do something athletic like play football in the snow, then my entire being hurts for the next week and it takes the rest of the time for me to forget about my pain enough to be willing to go try a new sport.

I do have a job that requires me to walk, so that's something.

[xadele95]

You think I exercise? Hahahahahaha. Do you think this fantastic physique happens by itself??? Nah, I kid, it's kinda difficult to exercise without ever leaving the house...

[baconsushi4life]

mm you can call me a ladder

lol

what if someone beleived that guy

[123greenmars]

...i think my mom had that yoga video when i was like 9...that or they re use the cover picture lol

[brittnidanton]

They say the key to a good fitness routine is to confuse your muscles. That's why, sometimes out of nowhere, Ill hit em with some McDonalds.

[AllThingsGay2]

"UND I TOOK A PICTURE OV IT!!!!" awwwwwwh

[queenfrostine97]

OCD language issue: When people say "your guys's". I HATE that! It's "your"!

[theariel1130]

it annoys me when people typo. here is an example: yooh, dat deh, meh.. so, that's why im about to tell my friend that im not her friend anymore! xD

[ItsRobinWhoTalks]

"...to have sex with your dad" XD

[SecondistheBest]

Definitely yellow. Definitely.

[singergirl1513]

BWAHAHA <3

[nez852903]

hey i have no friends, lets be friends togetherrrrr haha :) xoxo

[Nelenatruelove468]

AHAHAHAH "You can call me a ladder."

[kirbycrescent]

Love all your videos, but stop using so many legendaries to beat the elite 4! you're better than that!!

[GumiYummi]

I absolutely HATE it when people say

Where's it at?

IT DRIVES ME FRIKIN INSANE!!!!!!!!!!

[febreezefancy]

I'm addicted to all your videos...like all of them...like crack....omg

[iHeartMADtv]

I don't wanna know what I can call you, I wanna know your fuckin' name. hahaha. XD

[ThatOneMuggle]

Not trying to be Ashe Ketchum huh?

[Mikej1592]

you can call me a cab. hehe

[rockintherain]

i hate when people say "we'll miss you" whenever someone's not around for some reason, be it a business trip or because they're dead. it's like "yeah, we WILL miss you. but we don't miss you yet, and next time you ask, i'll say the same thing. but don't worry, i'll get around to missing you at some point"

always seems insincere to me

[ginnyvideo]

my fave so far is diamond. i mioght be biased because i caught dialga, and i have this thing about catching legendary pokemon. i want to catch dialga and the other one (what's it's name?!) in platnium.

[LightningBee]

I would go out with you for beating the Elite Four.

[vocalyzer]

You can't use legendary pokemon! That's cheating!

[abc5606579]

Is it wrong that I started Pokemon red with a Bulbasaur?

[hbic3000fyi]

Well u can call me sex machien

[macbookjohnny96]

i just beat the elite four in pokemon black :)

[toulouzumi]

your so funny xD

[colbyh3]

you can call me colbyh3

[NEFARIOUSnicole]

Okay, you're hilarious. I just watched a couple of your videos and I thoroughly enjoyed them. XD

[damianlushis]

sexx machiiine....drools hahaha

[jazzyhottie99]

omg my goal was to be more flexible too XD!!

[sphsjags]

Whenever you ask someone, "Do you mind if___?", they often say, "Sure." They're saying yes, they do mind.

[codered04]

I LOVE Pokemon Sapphire. It's my favorite. And it's the only Pokemon game that I've actually caught all of the Pokemon. It was awesome.

=]

[ewhitedance]

And that is why im single

Ahhah,

I love you(:

[deweywatch]

i work out 7 days a week for a minimum of 2 hours...

[promptlydieslaughing]

The other day I almost stopped in the hallway because I heard some random guy I don't know say uncapable instead of incapable. Then I realized I'm socially awkward.

[omgacat12]

Honestly red was my favorite with my kick ass venusaur try me ;)

[lizger94]

If you need anything, my name is Liza. What if I don't need anything?? Who are you?

[therandomstrangers]

your hat made my day.

[hbic3000fyi]

Me and my friends love this I showed it to my teacher how's kinda short so now everytime she needs a latter I'm like u can call me a latter hahahahahaha

[proud2beandy]

u can call me sex machine lmaoooo

[miloyme]

"i make milkshake...

y no boys in my yard?"

hahahaha

[annspade]

LOL at your interjections throughout! :D

When "you can call me" gets annoying is when I hear (and true story), "My name's Shaharan, but you can call me Marie." (Names made up to protect the OCD offenders.) I asked the girl again to pronounce her real name. She said it for me slowly & I told her, that's a pretty name, Shaharan, mind if I call you that?" haha! I was being sincere, of course, but it just seems silly to ask if I can call someone by their real name.

[SerenityShootingStar]

You sir, are adorable.

[Bakugancollecterm]

pokemon platnum because of music

[redlinecons]

ahah try pilates, it helps to build the core muscles :)

[dulcepekpek]

I've watched this a dozen times just to hear u talk abt ur milkshake.

[everythinglauralikes]

I'm on a water polo team, so I do that... but the days I don't have practice I do a work out in the evening. It's like 70 crunches, 40 side crunch thingies, 20 push ups, russian arms, 40 squats, and... whatever else. haha.

[Donkomonster]

game cube pokemon stadium!

[MeMyselfAndCody1]

You can call me entertained. <--See what I did there?

[AlexBurtonFilms]

@MeMyselfAndCody1 heehee. I see what you did there.

[rcoasterk22]

Idk why, but you saying "Mmm you can call me a ladder" just kills me every time.

[Amarox3000]

lol *swings wrists* to have sex with your dad

xD always funny

[FlavoredArtificially]

whoa, joe got funny..

[idislikepink]

To answer the pokemon question of the week, I friggen love ruby

Like, everyone hates that game, but gen three is my fave and MAWILE OWNS YOUR SOUL.

[candyphone13]

I hate when waitresses call me "honey" or "sweetie" ......

Also, in writing, I hate it when people use the word, "however" wrong. It sounds stupid, but I'm a major geek when it comes to these things.

Oh, and just a quick note......... I love you =) Just thought you should know <3

[lovesthegaga]

your so goddamn funny!

[AnnaMaeHare]

Yoga is great, just make sure that you have something (yoga block) to put your hands on so that you can take baby steps. Streching too far too fast can actually make you stiffer.

Wait, that sounds kinda dirty. :P

[PaperStory]

i certainly do.. One of them is when people redefine OCD and use it as a metaphor in a sentence.

[evierock101]

I need sex! U could call me sex!

[MakeupCrazyArtist]

Exercise is for the WEAK!

[EuroPowa]

I go to the gym an hour a day, you have MASSIVE arms in my opinion.

[KiMtacular]

"It's not cuz I want to know what I can call you, I wanna know your fucking name." lmao I was dying xx

[NICKxROBER]

Well, 'Can I ask you a question?' [ Kind've just did asshole. ] Or what about, when you're crying your eyes out and someone walks up and asks, "Are you okay?" [ Obviously not asshole # 2. ]  -- Nick

[Decanta]

I cannot stand people who say "who woulda thunk it?"

Because really, all I'm hearing is: "please punch me in the face with a glass lamp"

[LexiPexi15]

"How you say"

WHAT FOREIGNER ACTUALLY SAYS "HOW YOU SAY"???? STOP PUTTING IT IN MOVIES PEOPLE!!!!

[braceyface1]

I hate it when someone talks like theyre perfectly educated, but later u text them and they say stuff like "I em going to the store" its "I AM" u stupid. Or when they say "i fill so sorry for you." its like oh ur gunna fill a cup of sorriness for me thanks. its feel duh

[gecko562]

I hate when people say, " I know, right?!" It is like asking someone to validate what you have just said! As if to say, "I know...wait...right? Do I know? Can you please verify that I know what Im talking about please!"

[brandonleerich2008]

It annoys me when people say something along this line; to first set the scene your both on the same floor and one person says to the other

"Can you please bring this downstairs" ... should be "can you take this downstairs"

unless your downstairs and your friend is upstairs, then you can say can you bring this downstairs.... bring means to you. and take means away from you just something that annoys me...

[lucky121]

Y U NO JOKES :)

[BasmentGuy3000]

don't like when people say ( member ) when they mean remember...what are they joining a group or a cult I don't ( member ) that movie we seen but I remember that movies

[tevado37]

i hate it when people use "literally" like this:

ignorant twat: like i literally died!

me: oh really? i bet your mom's finally happy.

[musicalpony]

@tevado37 God, i hate that too!

[WhenYourNameIsMine]

"watch your mouth"

me: "but i cant see it...."

or

"watch this for me" me:"will it do something cool?"

i over analyze things too much too

my friends get annoyed

[hansiqua]

Exercising is great! If only I would actually get up and do it once in a while...

[alliegirl2615]

You remind me of Eric Foreman from That 70's Show. A lot.

[JustAnotherX]

a lot of irritaton in these comments, eh? O.o

[JustAnotherX]

I dance around like a freak whenever I can.

Yeah, there are many oddities in language, generally, but I hate it when people believe the (mostly obvious) bullshit they're saying.

When people make themselves stupid. If there's somethng one doesn't know, then there's somethng one doesn't know, and I don't think it's a shame to just admt to that and be curious about the unknown. Instead of intimidated or proud.

[vztt]

Scroll and read the title: "Don't call me.... josephbirdsong". :P

Are you sure that you don't want to be called like that? :)

[vanillacreamify]

Ah, this started my morning off well. Thanks!

[lindseyclark08]

tumblr speak has infiltrated dk1. now i can die happy

[countsoss]

Nothing like a good cup of joe in the morning.....!;)

[00Setigirl00]

I hate the slur "a'scared".

"I wuz so a'scared, gurrrrrrl."

Please, if you're going to talk like that, just kill me before you open your mouth.

[GengarGirlCat]

I LOVE pokemon platinum and i have the awesomest team. well i dont really have a specific team but it cool. i like yellow and soulsilver and platinum. i dont have soulsilver (my sister does) but it looks awesome. Pokemon Pinball is pretty epicc. lets just say that all i like every pokemon game i play. sooooooooo yeh.

[DaRaccoonOfDaDoom]

Ruby and Saphire

[DaRaccoonOfDaDoom]

@DaRaccoonOfDaDoom **Sapphire

[6dvl6]

yellow

[siemprebae]

pokemon yellow for the win. and I hate names, epecially with 3 foriegn lanuage classes. they basically tell me my real name isn't "ethnic" enough, so I juggle four names uncluding my brith name. yay.

[larathelizard]

people that say " O I C" agter you tell them something.

[odetothepillow]

I do a pushup every three months.

[GAZPALeeKADooZLEWIF]

I have that same exact yoga video!

[Scoobydoo16x]

I despise when people say "My Bad."

It's like, yeah I know it was your fault, stop lamenting about it and do something productive about the thing you just screwed up.

[buckytoole]

people who say "anyways" should know that it is not actually a word.

people who use the word "guesstimate" should know that the words guess or estimate already mean what you're TRYING to say; make a choice, indecisive bitches.

[frankaloo93]

Woah, woah, woah, hold on a second, my name is Frank. But all hilarious jokes aside, I hate it when people call me 'bro' or 'brother'. That's not my name, nor am I your brother, shut the fuck up.

@MomoNoHanna Does Julia Gillard really want to do that? I haven't heard anything about it.

[PrairieBoy78]

I work at a coffee shop and I HATE when people say "I'll JUST have an americano, or "I'll JUST have a decaf triple shot non-fat hazel nut truffle latte" ... I have to make the fucking drink so its not a "just". If you think its so easy, you make the fucking drink!

[KoolCordell]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!! <3

[Darlenex09]

i hate when ppl say:

->your hot -______-

like really? thats NOT guna attract me to you; why dont u call me pretty, or beautiful... something besides HOT

-> i hate it when people say they listen to any kind of music

but when i show them some classics, they have no fucking idea !

-> i hate it when my boyfriend is txting me and he gets all ass hurts and txts back saying "nvm" AHHHHH !

-> i hate it when ppl say FUCK HATERS THEY MAKE ME FAMOUS

like eeew; you sound STUUPID!!

:D Hope that was enuf

[MomoNoHanna]

I hate it when people ues swear words to try and insult me; a girl at work does this all the time to me and it just shows me how little her Vocabulary is. Yeah I'm not the best speller and I am lazy when it comes to internet and grammar (unless it's a assignment I really don't care lol) but I bet I could insult you without swearing at you at all. Swearing will be illegal in Australia soon thanks to Gillard one thing she may do right lols!

[MomoNoHanna]

@MomoNoHanna I wouldn't insult you ofcourse you are just to adorable :)

[prettymarysunlight]

if I was a guy we would be lovers

[gheefreak]

See, for me, what works is rock climbing and roller skating. I strap on my fanny pack and my pink flowery helmet for the one, and for the other I make squeaky noises and fall off walls.

I have learned one thing and one thing alone from these experiences. Humiliation is directly proportional to muscle mass increase.

[spectrem]

Did you pick your pokemon to match each other?

[EightTobiins]

when people say like a apple. instead of an. I bike ride like everyday, or since school started more like every second day.

[TheMrFraz]

"You're shitting me." "Fuck you." Pretty much anything with a swear thrown in it to sound tough. Like, what? You don't believe me so I'm...literally shitting you out of me?

I assure you I'm not.

[jennyislikeBAM]

I really dont like it when people say "liberry" instead of "library". It makes you sound like you've never been to one in your life because you're obviously illiterate. o_0

[OLDS98]

I have a daily exercise routine. It really pays off at the end of the daily. It takes time to build up.

[goodcharlotte615]

it annoys me when photographers, instead of saying "say cheese" say something like "say awesome"- especially when it's your 11th grade class photo, because it's like firstly: were a group of over worked, angry, 16/17 year olds who slept for probably about 4 hours last night and we're not going to laugh because you told us to say "wicked awesome"; and secondly they use the word "cheese" b/c it more or less forces your face muscles to smile, but OTHER WORDS DO NOT HAVE THAT EFFECT SO DONT USE THEM

[MrTwentington]

I'm using youtube workout videos. Such as the "how to get a body like taylor lautner" video (it's not going to happen though) and the eight different excersises for a six pack video. But before then I would play the gwen stefani evolution video and do sit ups through that. Basically I do whatever youtube tells me to do.

[mannymanatee]

I literally twitch when someone says, "Can I Aks you something?" ITS ASK. A. S. K.

[MPoopC]

Platinum, and then Silver.

[shallwethen]

You are amazing! Just thought you should know.

[TheCowFreak]

So far? My favorite is Gold version, which is the first one I played...

[inpurpleink]

I hate when people use the word "if" incorrectly. As in, "There's some milk in the fridge if you want it."

Oh? The milk is going to materialize there if you want it? No, the milk is in the fridge whether you want it or not. There is no cause and effect in this situation. >:[

[ienjoybooks]

I excercise once a week dancing but thats just about it... and I'm fine with that! haha

[letsgo33]

I hate when people use "literally" incorrectly.

You know, like in your previous video, when you said that someone "LITERALLY blew your mind"

[secretPiper]

I hate it when people use someone as an example and they say "Take Joseph..."

Okay I will take Joseph, but why are you giving him away?

[disneykid1]

@secretPiper sigh, unfortunately no one will be giving me away.

[sbnks11]

@disneykid1 I'll take you any day. <3

[TheK3lsinator]

@disneykid1 I'll give you away any day >:3

[OZZhXc]

@secretPiper Take Joseph....no really....take him.

[xoitscariox]

I can't stand when people get your & you're and then & than mixed up.

[Clarkechild42]

lol I have the same yoga DVD with Rodney Yi! That guy is so fit!

I have a friend who hates it when people say schedule all British like instead of pronouncing the sch as in school.

[SuperCrazygay]

i lost 28 pounds i have 10 more but, the last 10 are so hard

[scarlettcow]

Blue is my favorite game I think, but Platinum comes in a close second. I have a good feeling about black & white too.

[yellowseahorse]

ahhh I love you!

Exercise? i'm obsessed with it. I work out for about 2 hours every day. You can do it!!

[iskald88]

I once bought "yoga for dummies" it was pretty good but I couldn't get through half of it. So I went to a yoga class last week just to try it out and that was way better. She explained why we were doing stuff and basically told me that every pose I was doing, I was doing wrong. On the plus side there were other people there who looked even more stupid than me yay

[MrNeilTV]

omg i tried that exact dvd lol i gave up

[miguelhp1]

ahah, i love your drawings. Because you can't really draw. xD

[ryefrye]

Yoga is good, but it's easier to get into it if you join a class. =) 

[dancinthruthetulips]

omg i have that yoga one too and it suxs.... you should try zumba! it's all over the web and totally fun! let me know if you like it :)

[OfficialTrav]

I have lots of OCD things like that.

And my exercise is that every day I run... my damn mouth.

[missdesigner91]

i exercise 3 times a week... yeah you can call me sex machine. And my dad wants his socks back

[munchkin0518]

you're single?

[pipernoswiping]

You're not single because you like pokemon, you like pokemon because you're single.

[adieuluv99]

like when ppl are like trying to say something and like omg like try to talk and like only one like world like comes like out like what the like hell! (as u can see, the word 'like' is truly annoying. if i hear one more person say 'like' for no reason I will go crazy)

[JesusBitches]

i fucking hate it when people ask me negative questions like "you wouldnt want to get me a drink would you?"

[AinsleyIndiana]

If I hear one more person say "exscaped" instead of "escaped", I'll likely have an aneurism. Also, "I seen this guy..." <- No. No you did not seen this guy, you SAW this guy. I also hate when people can't spell: they're/their/there, then and than, woman and women, etc. Lastly, I hate that they changed comma usage when listing things (I think that happened in like...'98). Apparently it's: peas, corn and potatoes. Not peas, corn, and potatoes. And periods go on the outside of brackets (like this).

[omgpickles]

I have major problems with the word 'or'. I only recently discovered that it has TWO meanings, and people debate about which is the 'real' definition. That, or they're like me and spend their whole lives being totally unaware of the possibility of a second definition and thus they lose major marks on math tests GR

[JenniferMaby]

This reminded me of your older vlogs! loved it. =)

it also reminds me of communitychannel, so I love it more.

but apparently you love my dad more...

[antishay]

Keep making videos about your little OCD "language-things." Love it!

I exercise several times a week :P I lost a lot of weight here on youtube and now teach weightloss here in videos. I love kettlebells and running :P

[Rishtastic]

I attempt to lift MWF and do cardio on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

[theoldkappa]

There are a lot of 15 min ab workouts on youtube you could try : )

And I love how you're decorating your room with those artsy shapes from your video. Bring a little bit of home to all your homes

[and that includes the toothbrush you leave at my dad's house ;( ]

[NikTalk]

i hate when you ask someone "do you mind if i do this" and they say "yeah go ahead." so its it ya you mind or no you do not mind so go ahead, for some reason that really bothers me, and it jsut makes the person sound like a dumb ass

[lilteddymouse]

1. Exercise: I don't have a regular routine, but I carry a 30 pound backpack (not exaggerating) and walk more than two miles in the course of a school day (thank you, Pokéwalker), as well as frequently running flies at a community theatre.

2. Pokemon: I like Gold. I had a level 98 Feraligatr until my brother reset the game. It could beat the Elite Four single-handedly. *sigh* Those were the days...

3. "And that is why [you're] single": I'd date you. Y'know, if I was a man.

[TheSnooo]

I hate when people say spinage. It's spinach.

[MrSlapPie]

i own that same yoga dvd

[mollieolliesaurus]

this is so much funnier when your drunk...

you can call me....

Molly...im an alcoholic.

[onceuponakimmy]

omg!! i have that ypga dvd!! and i do pilates evryday, it gets you really strong and the best part is deep relaxation when u can fall alseep :)

[BleedingHeartsLove]

So I beat the Elite 4/Champion today on my Pearl. And I've been looking for someone with a piplup who has diamond since we have different pokemons. I think we need to be best friends now. I'll give you a turtwig.

[Funkofalltrades]

Language OCD: When people say "That's so ironic" when really its a COINCIDENCE! get it straight people!

Excercise: breathing! :3

[mabycrazyashell]

I've got dance classes twise a week, and thats it... Yeah... Im a lazy bastard :|

[scibbirishm]

YOU'RE SO BOSS.

I like how your whole pokemon team is blue.

Uhhhh.... I like whatever pokemon game I'm playing at the moment. So... HeartGold 8D

[DarrenDiamonds]

I fricken love you! "to have sex with your Dad!" "and that is why I'm single."

[amckgian]

I don't think this applies to this...

But when I'm upset with people I don't capitalize their name 0.o I'm sure the person I'm talking to doesn't even notice, but it makes me feel like I just did something baad:D

[tayloriginal]

@amckgian HAHA! It thought I was the only who did that!! My auto-signature used to be "<3taylor", and when I would get mad at my boyfriend, I would delete that part of the text message!!

[BeccatheBizarre]

@amckgian I do that too!

[bananawithpeanuts]

for exercise, i dance, and the days i dont have dance rehearsal or class, i run on a treadmill fist pumping, i know im a loser.

[Brookerdoo]

my favorite pokemon game is leaf green.

i exercise a lot. actually i just got back from a bikeride, and i workout 6 days a week. i love it because it makes me feel great and btw yoga is fantastic so you should keep it up.

[TheKatieVogue]

Joe! Why did you have to show that picture of you beating the Elite four? I am instantly jealous, since I am very lame and can't seem to manage it on Ruby yet. I may have to save over your game in the night.

[StopThatSquirrel]

I hate when people say something like "3am in the morning." you don't have to say both. you say 3am, or 3 in the morning. OOF.

[saunalee]

People who don't seem to know what MINDING means really, unhealthily aggravates me.

"Do you mind if I use your loo?"

"Yes, sure, go ahead."

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, I JUST NEED TO WASH MY HANDS.

guhguhguh.

[llc88]

People's liberal use of literally. I think you might have actually made a video about it, but lately more and more it's annoying me.

[owainthepoen]

I just hate the sudo-word 'Chilax'