Translator (Jake and Amir)

[gunjank]

Because Jake is a douche and got translator even though she told him she spoke english

[TheCalamityCain]

Anyone else find this girl a tad anorexic?

Yikes.

[Fervorism]

@TheCalamityCain Skinny does not equal anorexic.

[Xtremeskippers]

her boobs jiggle like crazy

[sauceofducks]

Mother of God. It finally happened: I'm watching Amir and Amir.

[holaaasannie]

But Amir is an Indian name, how is he Jewish?

[kohakuspirit]

@holaaasannie Amir is a Hebrew name.

[TheRayneeDanielle]

jake seems a lot less normal in this one then usual

[xoxkangelsxox]

Dude Jake just totally did the english way of flipping off.. Not Peace....

[berrycheeky123]

I know how to speak hebrew hehehehe lol :)

[thedesertrose99]

Was that band a strapon before?

[D3admaus]

Jake and Amir Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?

[mercilessfreak]

1:40 You're welcome ;)

[Orionofearth]

ITs like video game physics like if you know what i mean

[Teencat]

She's offended because he brought a translator and then acted as if she really did need a translator (when he started panicing that she wouldn't understand a word) when she tried to make it clear to him back in the bar that she can speak English.

My ex boyfriend is Amir, and he's Jewish (hebrew speaking), I don't know what it means in Hebrew either :/.

[TheKoukieMonster]

Amir means king in arab

but i dont know what it means in hebrew

[WhiteBoySA1]

Why couldn't she just hear what he was saying and instead of getting amir to translate?

[venomblade891]

she's like a skeleton lol

[SandVijayakumar]

So she understood him the whole time?

[ehabcharek]

fact: Amir means prince in arabic/ whatever language they're speaking

[HopelessSmoker]

@ehabcharek They're speaking hebrew, and in hebrew prince is nasih

[ehabcharek]

@HopelessSmoker

u mean fat?

[Nickthemonkey163]

Actually, this was the one time Amir did something good for Jake.

[dirke92]

Leather band looks cool

[redneckengland]

hold down 6 :)

[rickneil01]

At least Jake ended it like a boss.

Don't let a bitch tell you how to dress.

[HunterWilliams2010]

Her tiny titties jiggled when she walked EW

[Sexalize]

no she doesn't need a bra ever woman should be able to jiggle their titties whenever they want as long as we could watch

[TheBerry15]

She looks like she's anorexic... gross

[laskolasko]

lol wheres Jake's vest?

[Fr0stys]

why the fuck was she offended if she understood everything he was saying from the start

[maxgrewe]

@Fr0stys Your question kinda answers itself by the end of the video

[gimlee44222]

@Fr0stys right?!

[zombiEater3]

@Fr0stys that he got a translator when she already told him she speaks english

[oriran]

חחחח זה הזוי XD

But still good :)

[mercilessfreak]

Is she balding?

[Wilshereisclass]

he acts a bit like amir in the end

[Sexalize]

woah her tits are jiggling i wish they never invented bras so that all women jiggled like that ;-;

[yokiyokiay]

there are very valid reasons to hate everyone in this video... jake and amir are idiots, and she's kind of bitchy.

[19torento]

@yokiyokiay So why do you keep watching these college videos? o_0

[yokiyokiay]

@19torento it has to do with my sense of humor. abrasive people can be some of the funniest, if the edgy jokes are established as part of the relationship. insulting someone you don't know without validity, on the other hand, is just lame. that's why i hang out with so many people who are jerks... when they insult me, it's because they get me, and they can make it funny given our shared experiences. I like to see that in fiction, too.

[19torento]

@yokiyokiay Like someone calling you a pansy ass the first time they meet you. I see how it is.

[yokiyokiay]

@19torento yeah, I don't really know anyone who'd do that... except maybe my friend tj, or josh, or hannah, or cody, or... ok, pretty much all of my friends are assholes, and it's hilarious. XD that doesn't mean I won't call them out on it, though.

[19torento]

@yokiyokiay I thought T.J.'s name was Trent? o_0 And your friends will call you out on it, too, don't worry about that. ^_^

[19torento]

@yokiyokiay You're forgetting Steve and his hair.

[byg2]

As an Israeli, I have to say both the girl and Amir speak bad Hebrew haha

[BreakwaterAvenue]

@byg2 Ah well, that's the way things go when it comes to second languages. Oddly enough though, Amir is Israeli....

[Potterhead2082001]

she is very skinny

[bchscomedygirl]

Oh sheesh, y'all! It doesn't matter whether she has a bra or not.. היה זה חלום!

[ashstrifeff7]

@juniperjubilee I take it you're a girl? Every guy here disagrees.

[TheLaughingCow1234]

i thought he yanked the leather band from the mall

[Ryan62971]

This is a lie. This video is over 5 months old.

[EmperorFishFinger]

A Jew coming on a date only to get a free meal. Classic.

[stav1472]

@EmperorFishFinger LOLLLL your comment is classic dude, btw im jew XD!

[thatgutwhoscrap]

WHY DO PEOPE WEAR DOG-TAGS????

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@thatgutwhoscrap The only legitimate reason to wear them is if you're in the armed forces or if you were in the armed forces. Other people probably think it looks cool.

[flyingxhorses]

i doubt it was really that hard to find a real israeli you guys couldve looked better lol

[Actorness]

actually her face is fin to skinny and not the best hair

[Actorness]

shes ugly and too skinny

[iceicebaby1231]

she's ereally pretty. idk what you people are talking about

[Yoshimatey]

Omg she is balding... I hope she's okay.

[kutztownnaruto]

@Skipper4today

[shmoopythelumberjack]

Lol i knew hebrew and she sounds like a new comer xD

[AnnosCabanos]

her tits are small and weird

[KO9958]

what are you talking about @laeyZ her tits are nice!

[bloucou]

It's her fucking hairline. It's like an inch apart. God that bothers me so much.

[PedoBearExists]

The translator was the guy that was on the special episode of PICNICFACE!

[BreakwaterAvenue]

@PedoBearExists Or maybe he's the star of his own web series... You know, the one you're watching....?

[mayabooba]

Her accent is atrocious!

[SporasGaming]

Is she balding? 

[SkwerlBergamot]

nobody thinks fedoras look good

[TheNerdBro1]

ZOMG THIS MADE ON MY BIRTHDAY

[juniperjubilee]

she needs to wear a bra...

[apemurderer]

@juniperjubilee MAAADMAN!!!

[elithesickenator]

@juniperjubilee YOure not suppose to wear a bra with that kind of dress...

[rockermac5]

@juniperjubilee no she dosent........... :|

[19torento]

@juniperjubilee Maybe the only way she can attract the guys is to not wear a bra.

[RENOGUY777]

@juniperjubilee Well, lets not be too hasty here...

[Razzfazz87]

@juniperjubilee NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[chazmast]

@juniperjubilee no she doesnt

[Orionofearth]

@juniperjubilee Giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle yeah!

[Dubbo2010]

@juniperjubilee No she doesn't...

[hibsh]

ישראלים לייק :)

[TheTahlio]

But she has an accent to

[KRRexRegum]

Wait, it's only a month old? It came out last year..

[zeekdavis11]

she looks like she could have been bulimic....her hair is so god damn thin. and she has no tits.....WTF college humor

[LolDidntRead]

@zeekdavis11

Not every girl without breasts are bulimic dipshit. Go get laid already.

[eLBobyx]

the top comment has 69 likes xD

[mekanicalhumane]

"I`d figured ill come here for free meal" biatch

[bekooshty]

She's grim. Her hair looks fake as fuck looks shit!

[123superjoo]

She speaks Hebrew very bad!!!!!!!

[theawesomestawesomer]

1:39 JIGGLE!!!

[dcs290]

@theawesomestawesomer are you serious? you steal comments when you see they get thumbs ups?

[theawesomestawesomer]

@dcs290 No. JayLeeKorean said it's at 1:40 when it's actually at 1:39 .

[JayLeeKorean]

1:40 JIGGLE!!!!!

[GalaxyProductionz]

HOW DAR YOU WATCH THIS VID!? ITS OVER A MONTH OLD!.. stupid annotation, MOVE

[JennyPancake]

WHY IS SHE MAD IF SHE UNDERSTANDS BOTH LANGUAGES!!!!!????

[chachaman50]

did you see her tits?

[bangbuddy]

Amir Date Blocked Jake...........!! 

[theguyspeeksenglish]

It's a kind of pranky that I should do with someone...definetely great!

[randomjunk40]

@drawingzzz she's mad because jake didn't listen to her at all when she said she SPOKE ENGLISH

[tzalwelgaanzeker]

1:40 jiggly boobies :)

[the1337cook]

Jiggle jiggle.

[ashish851995]

the chick was ugly

[sunkistmydoritos]

Uuuuggh boner soup



[boondocks123o]

God she is an absolutely terrible actress XD

[2LonelyPlanet]

her boobs are bouncing up and down when she walks, damnnnnnnn she's wearing no bras, BONER

[W1ck3d247]

If I was going to put myself on the internet I would at least try not to look like an anorexic zombie with disgustingly thin hair and balding head. That' chic was fugly.

[horses4555]

Amir looks like english teacher Mr. Levine....

[s1rlancerlott]

this episodes shows how jake and amir are best friends in my opinion lol

[TheBRYAN1582]

I dislike amir...

[Twilightgirl200]

@TheBRYAN1582 and i dislike your comments, literally.

[TalaLalaLicious]

Plz someone get that girl a sandwich or something! Idk but she seems soooo boney

[drawingzzz]

OH MY GOD THAT FREAKING DUMB WHORE! IF SHE UNDERSTANDS BOTH LANGUAGES THEN WHY WAS SHE MAD?!!?! STUPID SLUT!!!!

[milliebeanthirteen]

Omfg Jake is soo fit! Keep the wrist band it's hot!

[X3mboy187]

damn.. haha

[Taurus5190]

She is way too thin... I'd plow her till next July...

[acat89]

she needs a bra

[writingdreamsful]

woah! she's kind of scary thin...

[Rich24394]

Her boobs are not sexy

[stigoblogg]

Why does she look so shocked about the things Amir said, when she spoke english all along..?

[CoholicMinds]

@stigoblogg She said hello and good bye. I dont consider that speaking english. I can say alhoa doesn't mean i speak hawaiian

[CoholicMinds]

@stigoblogg woop my B unsend last comment

[jonasisnumba1]

@laeyZ how?

[laeyZ]

@jonasisnumba1 look at them when she walks away, they're not firm and upright, they're saggy that doesn't look like what the media enforced onto us as "nice tits"

[jonasisnumba1]

@laeyZ i dont think that any "tits" should be signified as ugly. since when are boobs firm and don't jiggle?

[Cayden1986]

Fucking women...went there for just a meal.

[EpicBros43]

1:39 boobs

[An0nYm0u51000]

Nice tits ;)

[oFlamesz]

i thought it looked cool ._.

[CBD670]

Jake . . . is a hipster . . . .

[XDCookiezHD]

mm,

[realportz]

Wait... I blew it or she's a lesbian?

[HappyBirthdayPaulie]

Straight from community theatre to College Humor, the big leages. Yes, this girl is going places!

[KelseyBoatsAndHoesss]

Tssstt Shes From The Holocaust, Thats Why Shes Soo Skinny! Tsst (;

Haha Jew<3

[KiraraGrl]

.......I liked the leather band :<

[sdfjkism]

suprised that theres no jokes about when she was walking and something was going up and down

[sbsteamwolf]

she not wearing a bra

[TheMrlemonlime56]

Is this all planned out or just like a random chick

[prestellad]

@TheMrlemonlime56 You're joking, right? Do you think The Big Bang Theory is real too?

[DistinctLamb]

Oh crap,I clicked on a Jake and Amir video,God help me.

[MrArielKl]

My 4 years old cousin speaks Hebrew better than her, forget it, my 4 year cousin acts better than her...

[Minatoleekrinaze]

Soooo....

Who's the ass in this situation?!

[baraveh]

she speaks hebrew in an english accent.

huh?

[anglfrmhevn]

Do you know what else is unbearable? Her acting.

[halfportalstrike]

@anglfrmhevn when she is speaking hebrew, her accent is terrible

[miniclip1162]

@anglfrmhevn try belgiums TRYING to act, if you compare her to those people she is pretty good :P

[ChodeAlaMode96]

HAWT



[TheEmologan]

epic its hallarios

[CruelObsession1]

soo, in the end, amir helped jake?

[Tibbs142]

I'm Israeli and she was actually pretty bad at speaking hebrew, she said half sentences with a really american accent. but she was still hot!! go Israel!!!!

[tdjsa]

1:58 dat ass!

[bacdafucup98]

@tdjsa DAMN!

[starcraft2playa1]

ooohhh jake and his dog tags...

[ROBOOT103]

is she dying?

[LyanneKay1]

Hahaha....stole the belt off his sisters doll....awesome :D Yes, that's all I got out this entire video... O_o

[RawrRobbie]

No bra. Pretty cool.

[JOOREN17]

1:19 "even in israel people are going dutch"?

[Drag0nfoxx]

@JOOREN17 "going dutch" = paying half of your bill each

[Skipper4today]

lol i laughed before the video even started

[iluvhobos27]

Given the choice between the two of them, I'd take Amir if I were her. (:

[tehmuffinman23]

She definitely looks like she needs a free meal... desperately...

[gorrockman]

@tehmuffinman23 yah she was skinny... but cute i think >_>

[MorningMidget]

@gorrockman Oh god.

[gorrockman]

@MorningMidget whaaaaaaatttttt :o

[MorningMidget]

@gorrockman Its like looking at a scarecrow but atleast a scarecrow cant talk to you.

[gorrockman]

@MorningMidget daaaaam lol thts not nice r u a bigger person like heavy or average? wht u got against skinny peeps O_O

[MorningMidget]

@gorrockman Lol shes just looks kinda creepy in the video T.T And shes not skinny, SHES ANOREXIC! :/

[mirvha714]

@tehmuffinman23 she needs a face transplant too

[Cujucuyo]

1:58 Dat ass in the background

I love the ones with jake just as fucked as amir.