Octodad Gameplay and Commentary

[joshuamurray9]

your so fricken funny best youtuber ever lmfao!!!!!!!

[80sgirl123]

My first thought? I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going.

[padathir]

@80sgirl123 Hahahah, same

[ROFLsUmMeR]

I love ur videos ur sooo fricken funny i love I want to fuck u

[TheKilljoys100]

Best vid evea



[char466]

Please, for the love of god, make a part 2

[Theanonymousraver]

Crit1kal should play decay! It's a terrifying indie game on the Xbox marketplace and I bet he would have a hell of a time playing it. Thumbs up so he'll see this!

[Flapswitch13]

What are the videos that he does prank calls in? I cannot find them!

[lheid4]

@Flapswitch13 they are in 2 videos called fun tactics: three tactics or something like that

[Mariorules100]

Should have kept calling him abazor

[WWEEEEE7777777716901]

6:22, GAME FACE

[xxSil3ntLovexx]

If I ever get married, my first kid will be named Abazor

[gerardymw2beast]

you sound like da alien of the simpsons

[TheBansheeBomb]

Lieutenant Dastardly Dildo

[crimses]

@TheBansheeBomb seargent slimy scrotum reporting!!!

[joshuamurray9]

@TheBansheeBomb hahahahahahahaha

[Blakkout69]

Cr1tikal you never disappoint. Seriously. <3

I'm doing gameplay and commentary.. Could you check me out? maybe give me tips/suggestions? I'm just now starting up, but I need video views, etc. Please help :D

[thedudeshow1000]

Make another octodad plzz

[TheTMSclayton]

i am going to name all my kids general titan titties after this video

[notSmashed]

Distract Wife, escape to basement. A BULLET-PROOF PLAN.

[lolwut152]

IM PISSING WAT THE FUCK

[ShuffliNGStylez]

"My children this charade is FUCK YOU why would you turn the page i dont read that fast!" xD

[BlytheBoy1997]

Lololololol

[MRRACC0]

Lol I lmfao

[TristanFilms1]

This game is the sequel to facade because its scary as shit

[RagingShiningWit]

"It takes tremendous accuracy to grab anything with a tentacle."

I've seen enough hentai to know where that's going.

[Spazoidx25]

Dude the key I wish you knew to see more

[laura3209dancin]

i just downloaded this because of him :)

[automickirby]

this needs about 20 million more views

[redTalonsss]

LMFAO the octopus trying to walk XD

[succubusx]

isn't this the same guy that calls himself hippopotamus or some shit? Sounds like the same nasally voice. I think I'll make video's sounding like I have a bad cold. Seems like the going formula.

[ghostdykes]

XD f$&@in hilareus

[ghostieeee]

PLEASE MAKE MORE OCTODAD.

[MrPr01000]

@Epochlnvictus get over it then, bitch. Abazor is a random name cr1tikal picked. If u have a problem with that, GET OVER IT

[ratlsd]

GRACE I'M REDECORATING FOR YOU

[MegaJoker6666]

Can u show us your face

[jrolla65]

send me a friend request on ps3 TOM2189

[Beanots]

I must of watched this at least 25 times... now 26... your voice... just how you play.. it's so special lmfao

[TheKillerSasquatch]

did anyoe else notice the inuendo when he says "you will promtly be fisted if you keep this terrible behaviour up"?

[xtremeoes]

"oh shit it's like a fucking roller coaster"

[Gingernutroast]

You Sir are the funniest person ever! I just woke my parents up from laughing aloud at two in the morning!

[JuJitsuism]

You are fucking hilarious!

[mrthomassie007]

your voice is fucking funny

[yuaskmeh147]

wow....just,wow

[ReALzZ0]

I love u c1tical (no homo)

[TheLojack8]

@ReALzZ0 c1tikal? its cr1tikal

[InvaderZonia]

I've never laughed so hard in my life, awesome job :D

[Amelie13smoldering]

@albert5828 Dude, lay off. Maybe he doesn't watch or play soccer. Ever thought of that? You don't need to go all 'asshole' on him.

[albert5828]

SmileySwagger you are a fucking moron. Please Watch the video again before you quote it. MLS....as in the soccer league.

[tacosquirrel9]

Dear god, that was hilarious! I could stop laughing. XD Keep up the good work dude!

[xxnukezxx]

Looks like im about to get a blowjob from a stegosaurus.

[SmileySwagger]

Bahahahaha(: Friendly Game of Soccer Bitch?? Woah, Your not Gettintg Into the NSL anytime soon Bitccchh -3 Omgg! Lmao! Bro, ilyy!

[MrMrHeX]

funniest youtuber alive.

[PORCUPINEAPPLEJACK]

@MrMrHeX

Next Bitch who says "Youtuber" will be greatly punished with the fisting motion.

[MrMrHeX]

@PORCUPINEAPPLEJACK Youtuber.

[MultiSheepsheep]

@MrMrHeX PewDie is funnier, this guy is awesome though. xD

[brendanbuttman]

do u hve a ps3? psn champerone. beast on rdr or cod

[TheLoneMercenary]

Never laughed so hard in my life!! Please make more Octodad videos!!!

[BrokkyLad]

I love this, cried so hard.

[1forallful]

They'll never think it's an octopus. Altough, he does have a scrotum on the back of his head which gives it away!

[xXGOHHH123Xx]

I've seen enough octodad to know where this is going

[KrimsinYT]

Normal guy normal walk

[alphakid15]

Thanks Cr1TiKaL I needed this

[EpochInvictus]

My name is Abazor and this video offended me.

[brendanbuttman]

the streetcleaner vid was funny

[SeaSpartan118]

I'm doctor zoidberg, DADDY

[ThePiedPumpkin]

this charade is soo t-fuck you

[hatnhammer]

Never wach this when you are sick and you'r throat is in pain.

[screaminghallelujah6]

You were probably like the coolest person in school

[Smoshfan1015]

I AM A STEGOSORUS!

[shithole1224]

I shall Name my children Avagantamose and Abazzor

[DivDeu]

Is it produced by asians?

[whyEconomy123]

killing your own son. how does an octopus go so wrong?

[AimXAssult]

Thumbs up if u laughed so hard u pissed urself :)

[Alpen10]

Fucking hysterical tommy it was nvr my intenion to kill you but...lmao

[juliefayethful]

I am in love with you

[SuperForest1234]

Sooo dAmn funny

[Ebnetboy]

dr octogamapus

[mastergamer59]

Let me tell you a story...

I subscribed to this guy called pcgamer999

then I saw that he liked a video I never click

on any videos the people that I subscribe to like.

And I clicked on a video called Octodad Gameplay and Commentary

and that's how I laughed my ass off and I subscribed to cr1tikal

Since this very video

[MrTab001]

1:40 i fucking LOST it

[UndisputedOrigins]

funny as hell



[SandvichDAT]

HOWS THAT SHIT TASTE ABAZOR? A LITTLE BIT OF CHAOS

[Gool349]

139 people didnt get a blowjob froma stegosaurus

[whenlsayshotgun]

Ginger sent me here and I am so glad she did.

[steagleskid2001]

I shit myself ok

[jasminecatprincess]

thumbs up if you think he should continue making the octodad video.

[woollster00]

This is your best video by far

[pnguinlvr97]

my kids will be told old war stories.....of Cr1TiKal!!! and AVAGANTAMOS-3

[Franleidoscope]

oh god the wiggle finger

[SuperCrazyMacho]

more octodad

[SINNERXD1]

you should be a fucking comedian you make me laugh at all your videos

[mw3bub]

You fucking ledgend!

[QuadfishTym]

Watching this video makes me stimulated and horny.

[skorpius98]

139 people are homosexuals

[MrVAGINAFART]

what are yo playing this on????.

[projectbaum]

@MrVAGINAFART

0:38

[AwesomazingDude]

Octopus gone wild!!!! Save yourselfs

[Monzuni]

Best video ever.

[DeathCoreGamer]

Peppered ass cheeks WHAT?

[llaformer]

He's the voice of THE CLOAK!

[abigork]

what about abizor?? hu??,hu??, wanne share something? xD

[deadscooterdude]

u should fight the final boss in the legend of zelda ocarina of time and put in your verses series

[fubarproductions100]

u should do the darkness 2 demo in a commentary

[woolyfart]

My Dad Walked In When he Said "Dasterly Dildo"....

[TheHell1134]

I was cracking up the whole time

[Remembadaname55]

is this lieutenant dastardly dildo? i cried laughing so hard

[TinaLiffyrox]

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..

[Addpheon]

LOL This is so funny. lol

[Shinketa]

READ THE SHITTY JOURNAL T_T

[TimmyMcNuggets]

I will call him abozore

[futuremarineboy28]

*GAME FACE*



[futuremarineboy28]

honey im doing some redocorateing

[laptop322]

I was hysterically laughing in the first 40 seconds of this video.

[holetsgoify]

some kids watch this you know

[SonDylan]

@holetsgoify thats the point

[notSmashed]

Distract Wife, ESCAPE TO BASEMENT!!

[QuakAttak101]

you sound like beachedhippopautomas...and thats a compliment :]

[basketballgal10]

HAHAHA. WHAT IS LIFE?

[Ivanator777]

0:14 is funny "time for sex" fucking funny

[mohammed0738]

Youre fucking hilarious LOL!

[AlexxXMoshh]

Lit. Dasterdly Dildo? xD. Dude, I love you!

[kittykat7380]

LOL

[Foxwolfteam]

Hey! I think you should make a commentary for Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. Just a thought...

[xTheMimicofDeathx]

I was crying xD too hilarious lol xD

[imahydra]

Qwoptodad?

[reggiardito]

Octodad reminds me of the QWOP guy.

[mrtom1234565]

so funny i was dying

[MartoftheWall]

I don't remember the parts after he tried to poke tommy to death...

[PolygonDiva]

I wanna marry you....... -_-

[HeliosLeinheart]

You sound like Yogi Bear. Awesome.

[Thorgrax]

GAME FACE

[Fliptheonly]

no. i watched it because i wanted to know about octodad. nothing else.

[Foolproofboy]

@GunnerProductions20 How are you posting?

[CTRMC]

fucking epic stuff man! i like, keep it up!

[lemonandlimewithsalt]

ur voice... IT MADE MY DAY WITH THIS GAME

[aceandyomama]

put the captions on and its funny as hell. like so people can see it

[skullwarrior9]

omg man i cant stop laughing at when your like im stretching like a normal human

[xxlonleyemoboyxx]

He needs to make more videos of this game. Shit was too funny! xD

[15mandalou]

wow you are hilarious.

[Flapswitch13]

@quackityquackers haha Duck's sex jokes never get old

[DovakiinSkyrim]

Suprise Bitch!

[Flapswitch13]

He is like OfficialDuckGaming. Haha they should pair up

[quackityquackers]

@Flapswitch13 Duck is a lot more vulgar. Haha.

I prefer duck. XD

[XxSuicidexX0]

i would love to hear cr1tikal prank call pawn stars and here is the legit number and as soon as it calls it will go to something then hit 4 and it will take tranfer you to there actual gold and silver pawn shop there number is 702 385 7912

[GaaraSutcliff]

So this is what an octopus goes through every day...

[Bushmaster804]

Mpre more more more more more more more more more more more more more more

[TheTMSclayton]

its lutinet dasterdly dildo

[MaskedWeasel666]

you should have called him avagantamos

[bevis498]

Lol (:

[rockyslane]

3:50 YES! they do need you! replace him with the damn QWOP guy!

[theMEGAMAN5896]

I shall call him, "Abazor"

[mynameishannahpoo]

come over here tommy let me tell you an old war story

pop a squat next to papa

[bioluke1]

general tight and titties

[phenethylaminedreams]

@bioluke1 it's "titan titties"

[BrittneyBrit123]

ur my favorite guy on youtube.com youtube.com should be ur name

[BrittneyBrit123]

lol lol lol he must kill his own son!

[Bushmaster804]

More

[mErK5497]

Ok baby steps then he does a massive step "oh shit I'm loosing control"

[MrSlayer543]

General Tight and Titties reporting for duty.

[xSaBxSnipez]

@MrSlayer543 Titan Titties

[dquatch]

Touch my nipples

[MrNipslover]

hey everyone, i wud appreciate it if u check out my channel

[GweenBeen]

@MrNipslover spamming asshole

[JoyfulFireball]

@MrNipslover And I would appreciate it if rainbows shot out of my dick, but we can't have everything, can we?

[Dinosaursatemymom]

here we go, here we go, here we go....dammit.

[ChiefJigglyTitties]

Time to hibernate...

[eleman97]

"This is the one, come on, Karate chop! Dammit!"

[MrsVegeta1]

@TWEED507 i do

[bassbrothers97]

Bro you are the funniest commentator out of all of my subscriptions on youtube!! Your such a legend! -3

[MrSlayCows]

Do Runescape gameplay and commentary

[xLifeWithoutMusicx]

It's past noon? 3:49 I'M LATE FOR MY PORNOGRAPHY CLASS, BITCH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? LOL