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  • Funniest thing I have ever seen on YouTube. I must have more!!!

  • This gets better every time I watch it.

  • Jeff Goldblum freeze xD

  • haahahahah FUNNY MAN! greetz from BRAZIL

  • Well, this was better than Jurassic Park 3, but not as good as Jurassic Park 2.

  • 1:45 - where did you get that mini toilet from?!

  • I loved it, this was funny shit

  • This video is an epic WIN!

  • hahah the theme in chorus is the best ahahaha

  • that was brilliant! lol

  • Oh, Jeff Goldblum, you're alive!

  • What the fuck just happened!!!???

  • Oh my Fat Eyes!!

  • Brilliant!

  • Comedy gold! Much better than the sequels Hollywood made too.

  • My boifriend and I were cracking up~!!!

  • I'm stealing all the embryos. I'm stealing all the embryos.

    I've stolen all the embryos. I've stolen all the embryos.

    I'm driving with the embryos. I'm driving with all the embryos.

  • ow my fat eyes!!

    the richard attenbrough actor is brilliant

  • I'M STEALING ALL THE EMBRYOS I'M STEALING ALL THE EMBRYOS I'M STEALING ALL THE EMBRYOS

  • TRY TORRENT!

    

  • Oh its be a while since I've watched this video. Makes me so happy!

  • The dinosaur is really close to the caaaaar.

  • Sweded? god dammit lost my dictonary

  • good job! loved it!

  • @0:29 AVGN??!?!!!?!

  • I'm stealing all the embryos.. I'm stealing all the embryos..

    I've stolen all the embryos.. I've stolen all the embryos..

  • LOL cannot stop rofling >XD

    Great job! 

  • the dinosaurs really close to the caaaar.

  • I laughed, I cried...this is better than the actual movie! :)

  • At 0:12 seconds, great Ellie impersonation, lol.

  • AWWW, MY FAT EYES!

  • I'm actually offended.

  • "argggh, my fat eyes!" LOLZ

  • jeff goldblum sqwuaking lol

  • Winning.

  • thats bought tears to my eyes, nice one

  • funniest shit i seen in a looong time

  • That was funny as hell did u guys make a part 2

  • hahahaha wtf<3<3<3<3

  • hwa hwah hwa hwa hwa har har hwa huh hwa hwa xD

  • hwa hwah hwa hwa hwa har har hwa huh hwa hwa

  • If this was 2nd place, what the hell was first?

  • 153 people wanted a Jar Jar Binks dinosaur.

  • Lol. this hilarous!

  • THIS IS GOLD XDDDD

  • im stealing all the embryos, im stealing all the embryos....

    IVE STOLEN ALL THE EMBRYOS, IVE STOLEN ALL THE EMBRYOS!

    lol, if only the real JP was like this.....

  • realy goood

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  • i need the toy-let 

  • nice man!!

    this actually made me laugh my ass off!!

    make more of these!!!

  • 0:46 HERE COMES THE SCIENCE!!!

  • 0:33 jeff goldblums growl

  • .......Freakin' amazing. I'm sub'd. :D

  • great werry realistic :P

  • THIS IS NUMBER ONE XD lmfao

    this made my night....

    i so subbed...

    i commented

    hope everyone else enjoys this XD lol.

  • Here comes the science!

    Loved it, guys. Laughed all the way through.

  • malcolm looks like ozzy osbourne

  • 1:23 Nice shot XD

  • you are just genius guys, everytime I see this video I could almost die! Thank you so much

  • MY TORRENTZ!

  • Amazing!!!

  • lol good job guys

    bra jobbat killar

  • My torrents! :(

  • 1:11 LOL!!

  • IVE STOLEN ALL THE EMBRYO'S!

  • Marry me.

  • Nice one

  • 0:56 the guy playing jeff goldblum looks like ozzy osbourne lol... kinda sounds like him too

  • FREEZE JEFF GOLDBLUM!

  • lol amazing.

  • remakes never live up the originals anymore

  • "We can make a fortune with this place..."

    "Be quiet blood-sucking lawyer I'm trying to make a fortune here!"

    XD!

  • am steeling all the embreos am steeling all the embreos

  • ah you spat in my fat eyes

  • ..... clever girl..

  • It's more of a spoof, not a sweded - sweded is taken as a serious movie.

  • I quote the "Clever girl" scene all the time, I loved how they didn't leave it out. Excellent summary of an excellent film!!

  • *dinosaur spits* AWW!!! MY FAT EYES lol

  • Jurassic Park is my favourite film and I hate remakes that are meant to be funny, but this actually made me laugh :) x

  • Dobson! We got Dobson here!

  • lol love how ian never sayed a word but made sounds

  • when the t-rex eats the lawyer!!!!XD

  • Very, very funny stuff guys! Lots of humor in there to appreciate but the one thing that actually made me laugh aloud was when the lawyer drops his drink. Classic. Oh, the dilopha..delopha.. the spitty dinosaur spitting did too. Hammond is eight shades of crazy.

  • hahahahaha 1:53 clever gal!! i remember that part

  • Jeff Goldblum FREEZE!

  • this is almost as good as the original!

  • I watch this video almost every day, and it makes me laugh so hard every single time! Pure genius!

  • "the only one who's on my side is the blood-sucking liar!" *drops can*

    "i'm stealing all the embryos, I'm stealing all the embryos...I've stolen all the embryos, i've stolen all the embryos!"

    "Get the stick, stupid" *spits* "aah my fat eyes!"

    " i need the toilet!" and he runs off

    "the dinosaur's really close to the car!" it's in the wingmirror!

    and Jeff Goldblum just squarks and makes funny noises!

    LULZ

  • Spared no expence!

  • NO MANCHES

  • This was surprisingly hilarious.

  • i'm stealing all the embyos, i'm stealing all the embyos, i'm stealing all the embyos!

  • I need the toilet! Lol

  • "i cant get jurassic park online.... MY TORRENTZ!" lol oh man too funny

  • verrry funny

  • schtealing all the Em- bree- o's nom nom nom

    LOL

  • "The dinosaur's really close to the car!"

  • @88mphchick hahahaha best part!

  • lol

  • JEFF GOLDBLUM FREEZE!

    epic XD

  • Ohhh my fat eyes!!!

  • HAHAHAHHA SO AMAZING

  • 0:14 F**k Me its Richard Branson!!

  • Jurassic Park in North Somerset!!

  • ohhhh esto es estupidamente divertido 5 ESTRELLAS CHICOS *o*

  • les salio muy chanta pero igual mmuy gracioso

  • "I'm an eccentric billionaire, and I'm going to take you to my magical island!"

    XD I LOVE his hair!

  • this is hilarious

  • ROFL!

  • the boys are so hot and beautiful. I love them. :-)

  • Haha this is the best Sweded ones, the actors are great, Hammond and "Jeff goldblum" are hilarious! xD

  • I love how they call them all by their actor's name. And squawking Jeff Goldblum

  • 1:03 xDD that cola drop XD

  • lol

  • im steelin all the embryos im steelin all the embryos!!

  • Absolutely hilarious "Jeff Goldblum freeze!"

  • I'm stealing all the embryo's, I've stolen all the embryo's!! so funny ^_^

  • The guy who played Samuel Jackson was excellent. Funniest part!

  • JEFF GOLDBLUM, FREEEEZE! hahaha

  • @1993TMNT Delicious and nutritious

  • teh nedry role was perfect

  • This is awesome, the guy playing Jeff Goldblum is hilarious.

  • @1993TMNT Well at least we're getting some.

  • OMG you have time to troll this?

  • this is effing boss lol omg...

  • "Ive stolen the Ambryles" LOL

  • This is a really big pile of shit!

  • hahaha, well done BRITS!

  • OMG

    1:04

    Chris Wolstenholme from Muse?!

  • so damn dunny

  • que estupidos maduren

  • @cytibien pelotuda, si no sabes de que se trata no comentes!

  • this is shit

  • @Ario1996

    This is awesome! Just as good as the original

  • as good as the original?crazy! the original is one of the best movies in the last years, and this is SHIT hahahah

  • thats the point idiot

  • LoL

    "the dinosuar is really close to the car!!!"

    XD

    x3

  • That was pretty amazing, I have to admit.

  • 1:49

    The dinosaur is really close to the caaar!

    FTW HAHAH

  • LMAO!!! u was tryin to make it fast as u could lol

  • Ahh, my fat eyes!

  • clever girl!

  • I'M STEALING ALL THE EMBRYOS I'M STEALING ALL THE EMBRYOS!

    Haha Winner.

  • "Jeff Goldblum FREEZE!"

  • 0:45 fucking hilarious

  • well..... this pretty much sums up jurassic park in 2 minutes....

    I FRIGGIN LOVE THIS VIDEO LMAO XD

  • LOL GW

  • THAT DINOSAUR'S REALLY CLOSE TO THE CAAAAR! hahaha I am cracking up

  • JAjajajaja Bestial.

  • Gennaro XD

  • Haha love this!! Can't stop watching it

  • shooot ha ! shooooot ha!

  • how did you do this? HERE COMES THE SCIENCE!!!!

  • OMG!! xD xD this is GREAT

  • JEFF GOLDBLUM, FREEZE!!!!

  • awesome!!!

  • we can make a fortune with this place. be qeuet im making a fortune. (sorry for my bad enlish i am from belgiu)

  • u seen to be good at english 2 me

  • LOL this like if family guy spoofed it :) 55/5

  • LOL

    In the car he first puts on his glasses, then leans out from the top window of the car and then takes them off.

    And I love how Goldblum "talks"

  • The best is how Jeff Goldblum doesn't actually speak, but rather squawks.

  • hahaha Jurassic Park= best movie ever!

    this is funny

    ps. i just uploaded a NEW video about hour Jurassic Park is the greatest movie of all time! CHECK IT OUT!

  • This was actually pretty funny, good job guys :)

  • "Oh Jeff Goldblum, you're alive!"

  • spared at no expense

  • shtealing all the embryos, I'm shtealing all the embryos :D

  • OW MY FAT EYES!!!!

  • Jeff Goldblum freeze! lmao

  • Here comes the Science!!!

    Haha awesome.

  • 0:38 was THE BEST!!! LAWL!

  • the dinosours really close to the caaaaaar

  • svensk eller?

    bra jobbat!!!

  • Nej sweded är en ord som kommer från filmen "Be Kind Rewind". Se filmen så kommer du förstå ;)

  • u better nut be stealing dem embryos! laughed, out loud.

  • he actually made the dinos from frog NDA

  • 1. He actually made the dinos from frog DNA

    2. It's a parody.