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The WebGuy produces a documentary about spam, er, uh, I mean NOTHING.

No spam was sent.
Nobody was spammed.
No damages resulted.
No HELO forgery was committed.
No opt in request was made.
No opt out was possible.
No S#!T WebGuy has no chance to even PRESENT his case against the spammers!