Chat transcript:

*miko miko nurse gesture ends as I storm in with a giant bleeding penis to ruin their gradual progression to e-sexing*

SweetBrown1: wth
Finess Goodman: uh EXCUSE U

*plays Moskau 8bit gesture*

Finess Goodman: GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

*plays Fresh Prince of Bel-Air gesture*

Finess Goodman: OR I WILL REPORT U
Me: oh NOES
Me: WOW
Me: HURTS SO GOOD
Finess Goodman: NASTY ASS
Me: I'LL TELL ADMINS YOU LIEK MUDDYDICKS
Finess Goodman: I'M REPORTIN U
Finess Goodman: GOT UR NAME TOO
Finess Goodman: AND I'M TELLIN THE OWNER
Me: rofl k
Finess Goodman: JERK
Me: kk

*whips out Mario Moshpit*

Finess Goodman: AIN'T NOTHIN FUNNY, IMMATURE
Me: WAIT
Me: WHAT'S THAT SOUND
Me: OHHHH BOYYYY

*plays Tiny Tim gesture*

Finess Goodman: I'M TRYIN TO HAVE A NICE VALENTINE N COME WIT NASTY CRAP
Me: owned
Me: TIP TOWNED

*plays "Seig Heil!" gesture two times*

Me: K DONE

(at this point, I leave breifly to let them think that it's over and got the message which would allow them to resume their dity-service on each other... I came back not too long after I left to find Finess Goodman crying for help. Some tough nigger he is.)

Finess Goodman shouts: cazzi
(he's calling for the owner of the sim)
Cazzi Opel shouts: Yes!
Finess Goodman shouts: cazzi pls come here
Finess Goodman shouts: in the maze on the picnic area
Me: o hi
Cazzi Opel: Im here.
Me: We're BF's
Me: :D
Me: ^^
Cazzi Opel: Finess?
Me: this one guy he keeps ruining our fun
Finess Goodman: maam me and my lady were here n this guy comes wit a bloody penis
Me: ruining*
Finess Goodman: wont leave us alone
Cazzi Opel: I thought so he ruined mine earlier with a gross pic
(I had previously entered the area finding her underwater... so I figured the ocean floor was boring to stare at so it was my civic duty to unbind her from this with muddydicks lol)
Me: rifk
Cazzi Opel: Bye _______________________..have a good night
Finess Goodman: tryna celebrate valentines
Me: kk
Me: muddyduicks

*I got b& from entering the premises* (less info)