Destroying Hype and Fallacies

Cristina with the usual dive over an invisible leg in the box. The defender goes to make a challenge, doesn't make contact with Cristina, but his l...

Cristina showing what a team player he is. Higuain had a tap in after rounding the goalkeeper, but Cristina had to get in his way to try and keep u...

Cristina cheats to score yet another illegitimate goal. He scored a deflected free kick from this. After missing over 50 free kicks in a row.

Cristina takes the usual dive in the penalty box.

Cristina with the usual delayed reaction dive in the penalty box.

Cristina takes the usual dive in the penalty box to con the referee and score another illegitimate goal. Notice how the commentator says if it was ...

Cristina takes the usual dive in the penalty box

Cristina kicking out at a player yet again. It was Alonso who got booked for the tackle, Cristina should have seen red.

A SkySports clip on the return of the Premier League King.

Cristina with the classic delayed reaction dive to get another illegitimate goal from a penalty.

Cristina play acting to avoid a booking. Pretending to be so hurt, then seconds later he's smiling and walking again like nothing happened.

Cristina with the usual dive in the penalty box to get a penalty.

Cristina's hilarious reaction to the assist by the best player in the world. Cristina obviously pissed off he will never be half as good as Messi.

The difference between the greatest ever Premier League player and the Portuguese impostor. This isn't even including the fact that Henry's spectac...

The greatest ever Premier League player rolls back the years on his return and scores a trademark "Thierry Henry goal" to send Arsenal through to t...

Cristina diving for a penalty as usual.

Another classic that sums Cristina up. The usual stepovers that goes nowhere as always. Fails to even make a pass at the end of it. Then takes the ...

Cristina takes the usual dive over the challenge. Trying to get a penalty. His only way of scoring more than Messi

Cristina with the usual face clutching dive

Cristina kicking an opponent yet again, and doesn't get sent off. A pretty cowardly move to kick someone from behind.

Special thanks to bosancheroooos and 02khal for the clip. Bosnian fans booing Cristina and chanting the name of the best player in the world during...

Cristina diving for a penalty as usual, then the usual whining.

Cristina cheating the referee and claiming he was pushed when clearly nobody touched him. A hilarious failed backheel too.

Cristina diving for a penalty after the slightest of touch.

Cristina taking a dive in the penalty box, and followed by the customary whining and tantrums at the referee.

Cristina kicking yet another player then play acting as usual, holding the throat.

Cristina diving for a penalty, and it wasn't even in the box. But the referee gave a penalty which Cristina scored from. Another illegitimate goal ...

Cristina going down and holding her face in typical style.

This shows the hilarious face clutching even clearer than what we saw on the TV. Thanks to apoelgr for the video.

Cristina with the usual tumble in the penalty area, getting tripped by a shadow.

The usual stepovers that go nowhere, which you see in every compilation of him. Cristina fanboys get excited over these useless moves, thinking tho...

Cristina diving for a penalty in a friendly match.

Cristina diving for a penalty then crying about not getting one.

Cristina jumps over a tackle and collapses for a free kick

Cristina with yet another dive against Barcelona. It's obvious he was the biggest diver on the pitch.

Cristina firing a typical free kick against Guangzhou Evergrande.

Even Michael Owen knows who the REAL Ronaldo is, and how important it is to stress the difference between the Brazilian legend and the Portuguese t...

Another classic that sums up a Man Utd fan. You need to be born stupid to support that club, as the video proves.

This is dedicated to all C.Ronaldo fans. What excuse now?

Song: Iridescent by Linkin Park

Cristina jumps over Cech's leg and takes a dive.

Cristina diving to con the referee into giving a penalty, then throws the usual tantrum.

The worst and most overrated free kick taker of all time with a laughable 2% scoring ratio from free kicks. This is the man (and I use that term ve...

The last angle clearly shows there's no contact with Cristina's legs. He cost his team a crucial goal by diving onto Mascherano. Had he been honest...

Cristina takes a dive barely a minute into the match. Alves pulls out of the challenge and Cristina gets tripped by a shadow.

Typical soft legs from Cristina. Falling down after the slightest of touch to get a free kick.

Hilarious reaction from Cristina after failing against Barcelona as usual.

Nani being a typical ManUre player.

Cristina with the usual dive after jumping over a tackle. All of a sudden, his legs start to crumble in mid air although there's no touch. The usua...