Cheesy robot pilots battle for the planet and disco nightlife. You have seen these pilots massed outside travel agents - you know they move when you're not watching - here the awful truth is revealed at last in high definition.

First made in 2004 in standard 4:3, now regenerated at great personal cost from the original source files, extra string and leeches.

Special note - the last version had a different president. The choice of current president is simply a matter of accuracy and pilots have no political bias - they hate everybody equally. (less info)