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Stay in your seat!

Barack Obama Cursing Remix!:
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Watch the original first! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =txqiwrbYGrs

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Technically, he's my niece's dog. But... I'm not a technician.

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Falcor was a dog...

I mean... he was... a dragon-dog.

Ok, maybe he was... just my dog.

But he was still FALCOR!!

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Urinating on the carpet,
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and mom says, "DON'T DO THAAATTT!!"
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BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAAAYYY!!!

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Learned Classical Gas to get out of doing homework.

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This is all really Obama's voice. Even the curse words. Barack made an audiobook of his book "Dreams From My Father," in which he quotes his friend saying awesome things like "Sorry ass motherf*cker's got nothin' on me."
This made for an awesome remix. There's cursing, so cover your ears, America.
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