Those Aren't Muskets
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Those Aren't Muskets! are your port in a storm, your hot cup of tea on a cold winter's day, your daily dose of laughter-induced vomiting. Their dynamic new paradigm first synergized in 2007, when then-Heavyweight Champion of the World Abe "Ape" Epperson laid down his gloves in the ring, refusing to fight opponent Michael Swaim on the grounds that he "didn't want to hurt anyone anymore." The two embraced, the people of Mexico wept, and Those Aren't Muskets! was born.
Influences:
Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Monty Python, Preston Sturges, Arrested Development, Futurama and The Simpsons, too many stand-up and film comedians to name.
Hometown:
San Diego
Country:
United States
Channel Comments (218)
OneProduktionFilm (1 day ago)
You guys seriously Are amazing good :)
Xigano1 (2 days ago)
I NEED MORE S.W.A.I.M !!!

Like heroin it busts your guts and makes you want for more,
while the other clips barely surpass the entertainment
gained from a weak cup of old sock tea.

Go Michael,
Go !
cheerios623 (1 week ago)
Video Game Pitch Meeting
fr3kn (1 week ago)
....and boom goes the dynamite.
guitarrx3girl (1 week ago)
you are awesome....more people need to watch your videos <3
jackstorm777 (2 weeks ago)
You deserve SO many views for your videos. You are awesome! Swaim ftw!!
aromcath (2 weeks ago)
When suicide booths are finally released to the masses Swaim should be the AI programmed into the machine and talking you through your death...to much to ask?
HojoTheSwick (2 weeks ago)
Michael Swaim has the amazing ability to interrupt my studies the night before a big something-something.
This is only enabling his power.
ALL HAIL SWAIM!
glook (1 month ago)
I watched too many of your videos and I got Swaim Flu.
39648217 (1 month ago)
can you you ride with me on my ROFLcopter?
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