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Those Aren't Muskets! are your port in a storm, your hot cup of tea on a cold winter's day, your daily dose of laughter-induced vomiting. Their dynamic new paradigm first synergized in 2007, when then-Heavyweight Champion of the World Abe "Ape" Epperson laid down his gloves in the ring, refusing to fight opponent Michael Swaim on the grounds that he "didn't want to hurt anyone anymore." The two embraced, the people of Mexico wept, and Those Aren't Muskets! was born.
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Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Monty Python, Preston Sturges, Arrested Development, Futurama and The Simpsons, too many stand-up and film comedians to name.
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Like heroin it busts your guts and makes you want for more,
while the other clips barely surpass the entertainment
gained from a weak cup of old sock tea.
Go Michael,
Go !
This is only enabling his power.
ALL HAIL SWAIM!