Here are the lyrics:
Strawberry Sleet
My old TV show was really sweet
Strawberry Sleet
Sour Grapes could never capture me
Strawberry Sleet
My shortcake will never give you pain
Strawberry Sleet
After the show my life went down the drain
Strawberry Sleet
The cook books say it can't be made again
Strawberry Sleet
The prisons give strawberries lots of dents
Strawberry Sleet
Buy a tent to put strawberries in
Strawberry Sleet
Zoom the camera, angel food's a sin
Strawberry Sleet
Forecast calls for Huckleberry pie
Strawberry Sleet
Purple Pieman always tells a lie
Strawberry Sleet
Raised the price of sugar yesterday
Strawberry Sleet
Sour Grapes's to blame is what they say

BIG THANKS to Tay Zonday for inspiration! (less info)